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Someone recently bumped the DA2 spoiler thread, and it only had three pages. I guess people didn't even care.
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No. I meant his dad as in, that's Jacob's whole shtick. He's an idiot.
I call that the Poochie Ending.Finished the game for a second time on Insanity. Chose the Reaper ending this time. Fucking hilarious how everyone cheers once the Reapers take off from Earth. It makes no sense whatsoever for them to do so. Like, they see them fly off and they instantly know that it's because Shepard has sacrificed himself to take control and summon them off Earth? For all we know the Reapers could have just went off to do something else on the planet but oh no the war is won and the galaxy is saved because they flew off.
:lol
Does anyone have a video of that? Photoshoping a picture of Poochie on it would be cool.I call that the Poochie Ending.
"I must go now. My planet needs me."
Does anyone have a video of that? Photoshoping a picture of Poochie on it would be cool.
"Sorry for cheating on you and getting another woman pregnant while you were rotting in jail, Shepard. I hope naming my firstborn after you will help smooth things over."
If you liked the ending and want to keep enjoying it, just don't ever think about it ever again. Seriously. Don't. Don't try to apply any logic or reasoning. Just go with it. Leave this thread fast.
MILLIONS OF YEARS AFTER YOUR ENJOYMENT OF THE ENDING HAS BEEN ERADICATED, AND FORGOTTEN, WE WILL ENDURE. WE IMPOSE ORDER ON THE CHAOS OF MAC "SPACE MAGIC" WALTER'S ENDING.
Especially since it was only 6 months.
So in 6 months, Jacob leaves Shepard, escapes Cerberus finds someone else, and then decides to have a kid with her?
lol, alright
Well I doubt he "decided" to have a kid...
Reposting this: http://www.writing.com/main/interact/item_id/1856999-Mass-Effect-Ending-Generator/map/1
This is exactly the sort of thing I expected. A good mix of consequences, and only if you played some super-perfect Paragon trilogy does everyone end up "happy."
Bioware's ending "fix" will probably be limited to something like The New Man in Charge from Lost. Hope people aren't expecting much more than that, lol. Actually I hope they are, since the reaction will just be funny.
So many people called DA2 being bad from the start that, while disappointed, they generally werent caught off guard by it being crap.hateradio said:Someone recently bumped the DA2 spoiler thread, and it only had three pages. I guess people didn't even care.
He outright says it was unplanned, if I remember correctly.HadesGigas said:Well I doubt he "decided" to have a kid...
I actually dug the ending, but my game had a really horrid narrative glitch.
I saved the Geth, after romancing Tali (again) and watched her kill herself. Then, before the epic final battle, TALI shows up for some per-armaggeddon nookie, despite the fact my decisions killed her earlier on.
Bad glitch or some kind of fucked up imagineering on Shepard's part? Like MacGruber in the graveyard?
Also, Buzz Aldrin was a nice touch.
I love how condescending he is to organics as worthless and that their future is empty, but in the end of ME3, no, no, they don't hate organics! Actually, they see themselves as the great defenders of organics who will immortalize organics by harvesting and uplifting them! Really, they're actually the good guys and love organics above synthetics!
I love how condescending he is to organics as worthless and that their future is empty, but in the end of ME3, no, no, they don't hate organics! Actually, they see themselves as the great defenders of organics who will immortalize organics by harvesting and uplifting them! Really, they're actually the good guys and love organics above synthetics!
Can someone explain how exactly TIM 'notified' the Reapers about the Citadel? How did he alone manage to stay alive on the Citadel when it's pretty clear that all the 11 million people on there were killed? How did he know the way to the unexplained Crucible Control Dias?
Reapers should never half talked, it would be so much more effecting if they were just like Bees, doing very complex things by instinct with no consideration given to morality.
just finished the game, chose the illusive man's ending... and i thought it was excellent! a great way to end the series. how come people have been complaining
proper ending and a sacrifice to end the war? good stuff!
there's a plotline regarding your mom if you were a spacer in ME1 I think.So Hackett was debriefing me and then he randomly mentioned my mom.
I was like " wat "
and Shepard went : " oh ? "
I guess she was as surprised as me by this random mention of my mom, for the first time in 3 games
I enjoyed it too but be warned: most everyone here is gonna try to convince you that your opinion is wrong.
Edit: Also the thing with Tali dying yet coming back for the romance scene towards the end happened to me too. It must be a pretty common glitch then...
noone said that 100% of those who finished it hated it......
its 95%.
So Hackett was debriefing me and then he randomly mentioned my mom.
I was like " wat "
and Shepard went : " oh ? "
I guess she was as surprised as me by this random mention of my mom, for the first time in 3 games
I enjoyed it too but be warned: most everyone here is gonna try to convince you that your opinion is wrong.
Edit: Also the thing with Tali dying yet coming back for the romance scene towards the end happened to me too. It must be a pretty common glitch then...
I enjoyed it too but be warned: most everyone here is gonna try to convince you that your opinion is wrong.
Yeah, which is why I didn't say everyone.. lol
I enjoyed it too but be warned: most everyone here is gonna try to convince you that your opinion is wrong.
I enjoyed it too but be warned: most everyone here is gonna try to convince you that your opinion is wrong.
Edit: Also the thing with Tali dying yet coming back for the romance scene towards the end happened to me too. It must be a pretty common glitch then...
Even objectively, the ending is bad.
Wrong.
People who romanced Tali let her die on Rannoch? She should've taken your Shep with her/Game Over....lol
Contradicts themes.
No closure.
Circular logic.
Too ambiguous.
Plot holes.
It was a super hard decision but given the circumstances that lead the Geth and the Quarians to this point and the fact that the Quarians were being massive dicks while all the Geth wanted was peace... I just couldn't let the Geth be destroyed. They are the superior race.
Sounds like a gaming press tweetcounter: 2 deep 4
It was a super hard decision but given the circumstances that lead the Geth and the Quarians to this point and the fact that the Quarians were being massive dicks while all the Geth wanted was peace... I just couldn't let the Geth be destroyed. They are the superior race.
Listen to yourself. Seriously.They are the superior race.
You can save them both. I'm not called Space Jesus for no reason!
No wonder he likes the Catalyst's final solutions.Listen to yourself. Seriously.