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[Brian_FETO]

Japan just needs protection for their wrasslemen

Strong style safety first

 

[Sinatar]

if your body is beaten up from taking real fake hits, you're more susceptible to an injury from a simple move

its why misawa died to a pretty regular move

Fair enough.

 

[Zach]

Doctor West.

 

[Sinatar]

Rey Mysterio wins over Alberto El Patron.

Guess you shouldn't call in hung over eh Alberto?

 

[funkystudent]

Japan just needs protection for their wrasslemen

Strong style safety first

Then it will end up like American football where they wear so much protection they go even harder into eachother and end up with scrambled eggs for brains by the time they are 35.

 

[Data West]

alternatively, it proves that flips kill and should be banned

 

[Caderfix]

Zach East

 

[Cagey]

Playing Persona 5 at age 30 makes me hate myself at age 16.

 

[excelsiorlef]

These athletes, performers, competitors!

We are going to have a match! To see who is the best at this business, because I am greatest at this!

I am going to have to pay attention how often they don't say the word wrestling.

Welcome to WWE Sports EntertainMania

 

[Beefy]

alternatively, it proves that flips kill and should be banned

Flippy shit is shit

 

[Caderfix]

Flippy shit is shit

Right now The Strokes is feeling very agitated without knowing why.

 

[Professor Beef]

 

[excelsiorlef]

How the women's tournament is going to go down:



So the finals happen after Summerslam. So whoever is going to be Asuka will either be in chicago or at NXT Brooklyn.

If Ember is out it makes since for Asuka to win in Chicago and build up the rematch for
Brooklyn.

Cause after this current NXT tour she will be 172-0. 1 away from tie Bill and 2 away from breaking it.

Nah

NXT 161 (96.41%) 3 (1.80%) 3 (1.80%)

http://www.profightdb.com/winlossrecord/asuka-6408.html

She's lost 3 times... Never singles, may never have been pinned but she's lost one was a house show 4 way match against Bayley and others when Bayley was champ

It's why I love Aiden English's gimmick, total total Musical Theatre Performer, been around them for 5 years, been one of them at times, love my emotional MUTHies x

 

[wild wild rice]

Playing Persona 5 at age 30 makes me hate myself at age 16.

And it'll eventually make you hate yourself for being 30 and playing Persona 5.

 

[RecRoulette]

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

This moment fucked me up back when I started watching wrestling a few years ago.

After some severe bullying by JBL (I assume), JR and Kane have a heart to heart. JR is actually doing some amazing work here. And Kane is losing his shit.

AND THEN HE LIGHTS GOOD OL JR ON FIRE!!

For real though, wasn't expecting JR screaming. I bet that was insane watching live.

It's a really good segment. Kane looks legit frightening (which he hasn't looked in forever).

The 19 Days of Kane will be back to burn more things tomorrow

Previous Days of Kane
Day 1: Kane's inception
Day 2: Kane likes poontang pie
Day 3: THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
Day 4: Kane gives Zack Ryder his biggest push yet

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Kane lighting Taker in the coffin on fire was awesome.

Also Kane looked so good with the belt when he first won it.

 

[Luschient]

"The Way I Wish People I Went To Art School With Were"

dat English

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

batista saying he'd only come back to wwe for a triple h feud

it'd be cool to see batista again but then it means a triple h feud

 

[Zach]

Playing Persona 5 at age 30 makes me hate myself at age 16.

I don't understand. I don't understand!

 

[Nocturnowl]

The recurring yell of JR's tape recorded scream is still burned (hoho!) into my head, a classic moment.

Playing Persona 5 at age 30 makes me hate myself at age 16.

Guess you must be one of those shitty adults huh?!

 

[imBask]

this Bronx-Man dweeb is hating on Logic in another thread

Seph please gimme a match against this LOSER

 

[Zach]

One Day of Paul Bearer: Day One

THAT'S GOTTA BE PAUL BEARER

This moment f'ed me up back when I started watching wrestling a thousand years ago:

Bla bla bla bla.

Bla bla bla.

 

[Cagey]

Guess you must be one of those shitty adults huh?!

The game has style and flair (wooo).

Just an observation that my younger self would have been way more excited about the (edit) fictionalized anime-ized Japan in the game for no other reason than it's Japan, and I was only a generic jobber tier weeb back then at best.

Reflections on wishing I could give my younger self a noogie.

 

[Zach]

Love yourself, Cagey.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

We need to invent a new wrestling term: Kanefabe

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Cagey was Ember Moon this whole time?!

 

[Nocturnowl]

One Day of Paul Bearer: Day One

That's enough of that Zach

The game has style and flair (wooo).

Just an observation that my younger self would have been way more excited about the Japanese-ness of the game for no other reason than it's Japan, and I was only a generic jobber tier weeb back then at best.

Reflections on wishing I could give my younger self a noogie.

16 year old me would potentially and worryingly live vicariously through Joker due to him looking like a taller version of me.

Current 26 year old me wonders when glasses kid became an appealing main character design

 

[Zach]

RecRoulette and I are a team!

 

[Professor Beef]

Friend Nocturnowl, how many Kanes would you rate the 19 Days of Kane so far, on a 1-5 scale?

 

[Sephzilla]

19 days of Kane, in 2017

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Kane drew more dimes then GWF ever will!

 

[Nocturnowl]

Friend Nocturnowl, how many Kanes would you rate the 19 Days of Kane so far, on a 1-5 scale?

It's too early to rate, but I guess it's a solid 4/5 Kanes so far.
We've had various eras of Kane, comedy segments, stupid segments, the debut and monster segments highlighted already. To think we still have his media potential (movie star, the weakest link!) and more to push things into straight up 5 Kane territory.
I expect his tag teams and romantic conquests soon because we all know Kane is a friend to all.

 

[Cagey]

Love yourself, Cagey.

I've already loved an Asari this month and will likely love a sketch doctor with a punk vibe.

I can squeeze some self-loving into the sched.

16 year old me would potentially and worryingly live vicariously through Joker due to him looking like a taller version of me.

Current 26 year old me wonders when glasses kid became an appealing main character design

Hah. Lookalike part aside, we're in the same boat there.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

I've already loved an Asari this month and will likely love a sketch doctor with a punk vibe.

I can squeeze some self-loving into the sched.

You went for Peebee?

*shakes hand*

 

[Caderfix]

Kane drew more dimes then GWF ever will!

Seph just bought a new house with GWF money after only 3 shows!

 

[Zach]

I can squeeze some self-loving into the sched.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

Seph just bought a new house with GWF money after only 3 shows!

Because the Give Up towels are flying off the shelves, daddeh!

Edit: Stop with WCW Bret gifs I can't.

 

[RecRoulette]

One Day of Paul Bearer: Day One

OH YEEEEEEESSSSSSSS

This moment f'ed me up back when I started watching wrestling a thousand years ago:

Bla bla bla bla.

Bla bla bla.

I'm down with this. Keep up the good work Zach.

 

[Anth0ny]

Per Melzter.

So.. wait. Was WM in q1 last year or what the fuck.

Who else wants to join team #5years ?

 

[Bluekaveli]

THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE

This moment fucked me up back when I started watching wrestling a few years ago.

After some severe bullying by JBL (I assume), JR and Kane have a heart to heart. JR is actually doing some amazing work here. And Kane is losing his shit.

AND THEN HE LIGHTS GOOD OL JR ON FIRE!!

For real though, wasn't expecting JR screaming. I bet that was insane watching live.

It's a really good segment. Kane looks legit frightening (which he hasn't looked in forever).

The 19 Days of Kane will be back to burn more things tomorrow

Previous Days of Kane
Day 1: Kane's inception
Day 2: Kane likes poontang pie
Day 3: THAT'S GOTTA BE KANE
Day 4: Kane gives Zack Ryder his biggest push yet

Kane lighting Taker in the coffin on fire was awesome.

Also Kane looked so good with the belt when he first won it.

Some people don't look good with that thing around their waist. He looks like a comic book character.

 

[Zach]

The critically-aclaimed One Day of Paul Bearer series has gone on indefinite hiatus.

 

[Data West]

Playing Persona 5 at age 30 makes me hate myself at age 16.

the good news is no 16 year olds talk like that

 

[RecRoulette]

Mauro Ranallo and WWE have parted ways.

Someone's gunning for RBH's title.

 

[Brian_FETO]

The critically-aclaimed One Day of Paul Bearer series has gone on indefinite hiatus.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

wrassleGAF is a huge fan of this angle.

 

[Sephzilla]

One Day of BewareTheBatsie: Day One

Today we chronicle the journey of GWF's leading merch seller, BewareTheBatsie

 

[slightconfuse]

Persona 5 battle theme is so dope

 

[31GhostsIV]

Let me know when 30 Days o' Kane gets to when he lost his mask, turned into a full on bastard who murdered everyone and had to be chained up between matches and was the most compelling he had been since he first appeared..


..then got superkicked into fire by Shane O Mac because lol 'burn in hell you sonofabitch' reasons and somewhat ironically lost his heat dude.

 

[DMczaf]

Seph just bought a new house with GWF money after only 3 shows!

That reminds me, I didn't get my share of the gate from my GFW matches.

What's up Seph Gagne?!

 

[Caderfix]

Damn, Seph burying talent already?