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[SomewhatGroovy]

Where's your...

imagine getting so scared on an airplane that you shit yourself while crying

imagine living that life

...Data? You're slippin'

Im bad with flying too, friend.

The worst is getting stuck next to assholes. On my way back from Thailand last year the guy I was sitting next to was fucking slime. The stories he kept trying to tell me, for the 9 hour flight, were really fucking horrible. Like going to clubs and buying these marbles that get traded in for cash and he'd go through the club throwing handfuls around and laugh while all the women working there would scramble over the ground fighting for them.

It was hard not to shoot on the fuckwit.

a lot of people make trips there just to bring back stupid anecdotes like that back home. their badges of honor.

 

[HashtagLapsed]

Rum is good, not too big on shots, but I think it mixes very well. As for the brand of whiskey, I usually go with Jack, but Jameson and Maker's are great too.

I really like rum too. Again, probably too much. There are some great rum based cocktails too.

We went through a period in summer of drinking a LOT of Aperol Spritz. It was bad though where a 2 of us would wake up to 3-4 empty bottles of Prosecco and a bottle or two of Aperol. Really bad. That shit is WAY too easy to drink and gets out of hand so quickly.

 

[Beefy]

wtf

Dude only got his shoulder brushed off

 

[HashtagLapsed]

a lot of people make trips there just to bring back stupid anecdotes like that back home. their badges of honor.

I know. It just angers me. I was there to be best man kinda thing at my friends wedding, we spent a couple of weeks out in the rural areas where life is very rough and people have very little. They are the nicest people I have ever spent time with.

Seeing how hard they work to get out of that area to live in the cities with better health services etc only to end up basically railroaded into that line of work (sometimes), for cunts like that guy to get a kick out of it makes me fucking angry. What the fuck is in people to want to treat people that way.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Can you imagine if Brock Lesnar had Quiznos on his shorts instead?

 

[avengers23]

Most alcohol tastes like piss to me and drugs are for losers.

A rare picture of Batsie:

 

[Caderfix]

I really like rum too. Again, probably too much. There are some great rum based cocktails too.

We went through a period in summer of drinking a LOT of Aperol Spritz. It was bad though where a 2 of us would wake up to 3-4 empty bottles of Prosecco and a bottle or two of Aperol. Really bad. That shit is WAY too easy to drink and gets out of hand so quickly.

The one drink that gets me drunk without me noticing how much I drank is a Brazilian drink called "caipirinha". It doesn't feel that strong and is delicious, every time I go to a bbq I always end up drinking more than I should.

 

[BewareTheBatsie]

A rare picture of Batsie:

*shakes hand*

On another note, is it known why Chikara made the CP Munk character in the first place? What did Punk do to piss them off?

 

[Sweeney Tom]

"You see a no-talent guy like Colbert. There’s nothing funny about what he says. And what he says is filthy. And you have kids watching."

goddammit Trump's taking filth mainstream

goddammit no

 

[avengers23]

*shakes hand*

On another note, is it known why Chikara made the CP Munk character in the first place? What did Punk do to piss them off?

With Quackenbush, who could say? But I thought it was more a gentle joke that, along with Colt CaBunny, made for a great reveal when opponents unmasked them and learned that they were

Spoiler

Necro Butcher and Joker.

 

[Caderfix]

Most alcohol tastes like piss to me and drugs are for losers.

 

[Data West]

*shakes hand*

On another note, is it known why Chikara made the CP Munk character in the first place? What did Punk do to piss them off?

Punk thought chikara was stupid

 

[Bluekaveli]

god that is too fucking funny.



pppft, i wouldnt even get on a plane with JBL. I'd just put on my "No Fear" clothes and skateboard to the destination

wtf

Got knockout AFTER doing an offensive move? That's how it works?

This is my new favourite gif. He got knocked out by the wwf legend butterbean too.

 

[British Monsoon]

IIRC, Punk was apparently a bit of a dick when he worked CHIKARA and thought he was generally above the whole thing, so the CP Munk thing was probably Quack's idea of getting under his skin. Punk didn't see the funny side and accused CHIKARA of trying to profit off his image, lol.

 

[Zach]

Why did CM Punk rip off that chipmunk's gimmick, dude?

 

[Caderfix]

Why did CM Punk rip off that chipmunk's gimmick, dude?

Because the other option was a MMA gimmick.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

I just found out i have the rest of the day and tomorrow off.

Time to go home and play with my Lego's.

 

[TarpitCarnivore]

IIRC, Punk was apparently a bit of a dick when he worked CHIKARA and thought he was generally above the whole thing, so the CP Munk thing was probably Quack's idea of getting under his skin. Punk didn't see the funny side and accused CHIKARA of trying to profit off his image, lol.

Every story about punk has me think more and more that the guy was a giant dick and took wrestling way too seriously

 

[avengers23]

Because the other option was a MMA gimmick.

That's Mixed Martial Archie friend.

Look at the masterful application of the choke on Hydra, a sea monster.

 

[RecRoulette]

Every story about punk has me think more and more that the guy was a giant dick and took wrestling way too seriously

Gotta fight carny with carny, I don't blame him.

That's Mixed Martial Archie friend.

Look at the masterful application of the choke on Hydra, a sea monster.

Looks like he's covering the gills, truly an expert.

 

[UrbanDandy]

Wtf

http://www.trickortreatstudios.com/...d-wrestling-entertainment-john-cena-mask.html

I think we have ourselves the next Michael Myers mask.

 

[Caderfix]

That's Mixed Martial Archie friend.

Look at the masterful application of the choke on Hydra, a sea monster.

That's soft, sorry. This is the REAL MMA legend:

The "most submissions wins" match he had with AJ is the only time I remember a match with AJ getting boos of the "please stop" variety.

 

[Sephzilla]

MMA Enthusiast Jeff Jarrett is the only incarnation of Jeff Jarrett I've actually kind of liked

 

[sf2fanatic]

Got knockout AFTER doing an offensive move? That's how it works?

Oversell or botch?

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

My sources tell me that GWF president Seph Tunney adored Slapnuts.

 

[FallingEdge]

Is CHIKARA a thing? Does anyone even care?

 

[Caderfix]

Is CHIKARA a thing? Does anyone even care?

Other than the botchamania fella, no, no one does.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

Every story about punk has me think more and more that the guy was a giant dick and took wrestling way too seriously

Punk is a dude who puts a lot of thought into his brand. His name and everything he does is his bread and butter. The wrestling was just a means to the end. That doesn't make him a dick, per se.

 

[British Monsoon]

Is CHIKARA a thing? Does anyone even care?

I generally go whenever they're over in the UK, but don't really follow the product any more - they're over here in September for King of Trios this year, which should be fun.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Wtf

http://www.trickortreatstudios.com/...d-wrestling-entertainment-john-cena-mask.html

I'm going to buy one of those to rob a bank, but before I enter the bank I'm going to play the "RAPPADO" theme.

 

[Sephzilla]

My sources tell me that GWF president Seph Tunney adored Slapnuts.

Yeah well my sources are telling me th--

 

[Tom Nook]

A rare picture of Batsie:

Theme music?

 

[Menome]

I don't do the drugs and/or alcohols.

Says the Strawberry Fanta fiend.

 

[slightconfuse]

Every story about punk has me think more and more that the guy was a giant dick and took wrestling way too seriously

You don't get to the top playing Legos and drinking mountain dew

 

[RecRoulette]

MMA Enthusiast Jeff Jarrett is the only incarnation of Jeff Jarrett I've actually kind of liked

This is going to be CM Punk's gimmick if he comes back to WWE under HHH.

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

You don't get to the top playing Legos and drinking mountain dew

Sure you do. Only to get concussed by Jinder Mahal.

 

[Beefy]

This is going to be CM Punk's gimmick if he comes back to WWE under HHH.

And he'll lose to Ellsworth.

 

[Slizz]

Stuck in a Cornette shoot-hole. Can't get out.

 

[Kornflayx]

Seph boosted Zachs stats so he wouldn't lose anymore. We can't trust him on anything

 

[Caderfix]

Menome never forgets, Menome never forgives.

 

[Sephzilla]

I just found out i have the rest of the day and tomorrow off.

Time to go home and play with my Lego's.

[GWF BREAKING NEWS]

Lego enthusiast SomewhatGroovy diagnosed with concussion received from Beefy Mahal

Seph boosted Zachs stats so he wouldn't lose anymore. We can't trust him on anything

*Boosts stats so Zach can't lose anymore*

*Zach immediately loses*

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

Is... is that demon body paint that's on his neck still? When does this fucking guy shower?

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

A shower can wait when you have some goddamn legos to build.

 

[avengers23]

Is CHIKARA a thing? Does anyone even care?

It still exists.

It gets less than attention than Lucha Underground.

 

[Caderfix]

Is... is that demon body paint that's on his neck still? When does this fucking guy shower?

The Lego box made the demon transformation stop. It is regressing in that pic.

 

[Beefy]

How many wrestlers does LU have contracted to them?

 

[SomewhatGroovy]

A shower can wait when you have some goddamn legos to build.

Tell 'em, Shadow.

Speaking of Lego, I just ordered Lego Dimensions and a couple of Level Packs from Best Buy (Doctor Who and Sonic)

 

[avengers23]

Theme music?

Nah, this was still in the "Miseria Cantare" era of Punk: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=XsSn5LT5CsI

A shower can wait when you have some goddamn legos to build.

There is nothing more hardcore and ultraviolent than LEGO, friend.

 

[Zach]

Says the Strawberry Fanta fiend.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

How many wrestlers does LU have contracted to them?

That amount that AAA can give them.