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[StreetsofBeige]

I'm 20 minutes in. Hilarious!

It's too bad Angry Joe is such a good guy he takes weeks to do his detailed reviews and skits. This guy will hammer any game down to the last detail with video proof.

Every game company should count their lucky ass stars there arent any Angry Joe kinds of reviews on day one every gamer can see. Sales would go down the shitter compared to shilly reviews or people who barely even played it but had to churn out a review asap for clicks.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

 

[Astray]

Apologies for the bump, but Gene Park's review of this game is a great read, kinda reminds me of Roger Ebert's reviews tbh.

No clue how this game was cleared to ship like this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/video-games/2025/08/07/mindseye-worst-game-of-year/

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Apologies for the bump, but Gene Park's review of this game is a great read, kinda reminds me of Roger Ebert's reviews tbh.

No clue how this game was cleared to ship like this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/video-games/2025/08/07/mindseye-worst-game-of-year/

 

[adamsapple]

Apologies for the bump, but Gene Park's review of this game is a great read, kinda reminds me of Roger Ebert's reviews tbh.

No clue how this game was cleared to ship like this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/video-games/2025/08/07/mindseye-worst-game-of-year/

Any way to read it without the paywall ?

 

[Astray]

Any way to read it without the paywall ?

I managed to read it without the paywall through the Twitter web browser, but I got you covered:

https://archive.is/9zq2S

 

[adamsapple]

I managed to read it without the paywall through the Twitter web browser, but I got you covered:

https://archive.is/9zq2S

Just finished, god damn this is brutal.

Gene made Concord sound like a competent game in its comparisons to Mindseye, lol.

 

[Sticks]

Gene hack man

 

[Audiophile]

This one came and went like a wet fart. Totally forgot it existed after a month.

 

[Skifi28]

This one came and went like a wet fart. Totally forgot it existed after a month.

The develers probably did too.

 

[Sticks]

Chuck Berry to collect the award at the VGA's

 

[Topher]

 

[Baemono]

Just finished, god damn this is brutal.

Gene made Concord sound like a competent game in its comparisons to Mindseye, lol.

Concord was technically good I belive, the only issue with it being nobody cared for it. Like a Marvel blockbuster about the Janitor of the Shield, or Hawkeye.

This game is (or at least) seems interesting, but a technical mess

 

[Gamer_By_Proxy]

Concord was technically good I belive, the only issue with it being nobody cared for it. Like a Marvel blockbuster about the Janitor of the Shield, or Hawkeye.

This game is (or at least) seems interesting, but a technical mess

It would have worked if it came out in like 2012 before people had better hero shooter fatigue.

 

[rkofan87]

Concord was technically good I belive, the only issue with it being nobody cared for it. Like a Marvel blockbuster about the Janitor of the Shield, or Hawkeye.

This game is (or at least) seems interesting, but a technical mess

this it was over watch at home.

 

[StreetsofBeige]

I fully admit I was wrong on this one. Based on the first trailer, I thought it might be a half decent b-tier filler game. I didnt think it would be this bad. lol

Apologies for the bump, but Gene Park's review of this game is a great read, kinda reminds me of Roger Ebert's reviews tbh.

No clue how this game was cleared to ship like this.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/entertainment/video-games/2025/08/07/mindseye-worst-game-of-year/

LOL

So why should anyone acknowledge the existence of "MindsEye"? Far from its asking price of $60, it's not even worth being paid to play it. From its developers to its investors and publisher down to the poor gamers suckered into buying it, "MindsEye" is a grand theft of everyone's time and money.

 

[Kvally]

I just finished the game finally. This has to be the single worst game I have played in the past 20 years. Worse than Concord.

• Buggy as fuck
• Pop In Galore
• PS3 era graphics in some areas
• Chugging poor performance
• Empty streets. Literally. I walked 4.4 miles to my next destination because my car blew up and there were no cars.
• The ending (boss) was a massive, what just happened?
• Horrible story
• You can't steal cars
• Police will never chase you
• You can kill any of the citizens and nothing happens outside of ragdoll physics
• QTE/Puzzles are atrocious