Now for an exciting announcement, do you recognise this situation :-
Little Timmy : "mam it's raining on Neocraft again, do I have to go and work in the quarry ?"
Mother : "shut up you little ingrate or you will end up in the dungeon with Eric the enderman"
Later that night
Mother : "oh Gerald what are we to do ? My hair gets totally drenched when I go out"
Gerald : "shut up woman and make me a sandwich".
Did you know that since the great Apocalypse of our 1.7.3 world rain levels have increased by 6,000,000 % (totally made up statistic). A prominent scientist was not quoted as saying :-
Really big head said:
if rain levels keep up like this we will all be wearing Wellington boots by Christmas
Well have no fear the solution is here, I present to you :-
Yes Dome City is here and waiting for all willing residents that want to live in the world of tomorrow, today with yesterdays materials. These four sealed bubbles of protection offer you and your family a new level of complete dryness.
Become a resident of Dome City and enjoy the following benefits :-
Shop till you drop with three ... YES THREE shops. A fully stocked Grocers, a partially stocked (haven't got round to it yet) Butchers and a completely barren and empty General store.
Just because you are 100metres in the air doesn't mean you can't enjoy nature. Sit for hours by the artificially created water falls thinking such things as "why am I sitting here for hours watching this thing".
A huge community mine, 6 levels and it goes all the way to the bedrock so you might even find a diamond or two. It may just happen you never know.
Enjoy the safety and protection of the glass domes. These are guaranteed not to break unless you sneeze on them. Be thankful that Notch never introduced physics into the game. If he had these things would collapse in seconds under their own weight.
So become a resident today, head off to the living area dome and pick up a signpost and claim your plot. Remember there are no building restrictions whatsoever (please see restrictions).
Aerial view of the plots :-
Hey even Commander Jane Shepard approves :-
Later that month
Mother : "oh Gerald life under the domes is wonderful, too bad little Timmy got sacrificed to the creepers"
Gerald : "shut up woman and make me a sandwich"
So why not pay us a visit today. Who knows you may like what you see and stay. If you don't like what you see then even better it means I can stop building the things and get on with something more meaningful like playing the Anno 2070 demo that I really want to play but for some reason I cannot put this bloody minecraft down for a second.
Remember It isn't a home unless it's under a dome.