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[Duane Cunningham]

Hot DAMN, Alex Gordon grand slam!

 

[Judderman]

tex out for 10 weeks? ffs

Goddamnit.

 

[The Frankman]

DA YAHNKEES HALFTA MAKE A MOVE! DEY NEED ANODDER ALL-STAR! TRADE ALL DA PRAWSPECTS!

 

[Link]

Grantland proposes an updated Springfield 9 lineup

Pitcher: Roger Clemens -> Felix Hernandez
Runner-up: Jose Valverde

Catcher: Mike Scioscia -> Buster Posey
Runner-up: Yadier Molina

First Base: Don Mattingly -> Prince Fielder
Runner-up: Joey Votto

Second Base: Steve Sax -> Brandon Phillips
Runner-up: Dustin Pedroia

Shortstop: Ozzie Guillen -> Derek Jeter
Runner-up: Jimmy Rollins

Third Base: Wade Boggs -> Adrian Beltre
Runner-up: Alex Rodriguez

Left Field: Jose Canseco -> Josh Hamilton
Runner-up: Ichiro Suzuki

Center Field: Ken Griffey Jr. -> Bryce Harper
Runner-up: Andrew McCutchen

Right Field: Darryl Strawberry -> Giancarlo Stanton

This list is all over the place.

 

[jbug617]

Rosenthal just tweeted

BREAKING: #Yankees A-Rod, Cano, Granderson and #Brewers Ryan Bruan will be suspended 50 games for violating #MLB drug policy

 

[Syrinx]

Rosenthal just tweeted

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH shit.

Edit; Damn.

 

[Kingbrave]

holy shit!

 

[The Frankman]

 

[jbug617]

Sorry guys apparently that was the fake Rosenthal account everyone RT.

 

[Sanjuro]

It's cute that you guys still read fake messages.

 

[BFIB]

I was hoping that was real.

eznark's meltdown would have been amazing.

 

[The Frankman]

jbug617 if I ever see you in the streets I'll smack you upside the head.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

How long until Cano visits the Mystery Spot?

that would be Jeter, Cano would end up in jail like Sax.
damn, almost had a heart attack.

 

[Zep]

Sorry guys apparently that was the fake Rosenthal account everyone RT.

 

[Malo]

lol frankman

 

[Enron]

Tex out 10 weeks?

RIP Stanks

Grant: Rangers Close to Deal With Derek Lowe

 

[jbug617]

jbug617 if I ever see you in the streets I'll smack you upside the head.

The fake account was very well done. It got major sports journalist RT it.

 

[weekend_warrior]

Je-sus CHRIST, this year is off to a rip-roaring start. Just waiting for the news that CC broke his leg and we can officially call the season.

 

[Dominican Power]

Tex out 10 weeks?

RIP Stanks

So how will The Rangers choke this year? It has to be creative this time.

 

[Enron]

So how will The Rangers choke this year? It has to be creative this time.

somebody's maaaaa~aaaaad

 

[Duane Cunningham]

The real Rosenthal is pissed! :lol

 

[Corran Horn]

Damn Yankees luck this year lulzzz

 

[rekameohs]

Rosenthal just tweeted

Masterful

 

[Talon]

jbug617 if I ever see you in the streets I'll smack you upside the head.

.

 

[The Frankman]

The real Rosenthal is pissed! :lol

Ken Rosenthal just said he may or may not take action against the fake account.

 

[rekameohs]

Well, the fake account's already been suspended.

 

[G-Fex]

wha? Fake tweets? This is what it's come to?

 

[Fox318]

Tex out 10 weeks?

Nothing of value was lost.

 

[Blearth]

The Yanks will finish under .500 this year.

 

[cashman]

Tex out 10 weeks?

RIP Stanks

It's just a NRI. Hopefully they won't have to actually depend on him to win games.


.... Hopefully

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

wha? Fake tweets? This is what it's come to?

im easily surprised

.

 

[Zep]

Tight-suit does nothing the first ten week of the season anyway. No loss.

 

[Sanjuro]

Youkilis should be the starting first baseman anyway. Go with him, Nix at 3B. Should really get someone more versatile though.

 

[eznark]

 

[Rafa=FedKilla]

Get that fake tweet bullshit outta here. Next they gonna revive the Expos via twitter.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Rangers signed Derek Lowe to a minor league/spring training deal.

Lowe makes $1.25 million if he makes the 25-man roster. $1.7 million in performance incentives.

 

[Little Green Yoda]

Rangers signed Derek Lowe to a minor league/spring training deal.

Lowe makes $1.25 million if he makes the 25-man roster. $1.7 million in performance incentives.

So another possible destination for Kyle Lohse gone? It's crazy that he's still asking for multiple years with big AAV.

 

[Joe Shlabotnik]

Tight-suit does nothing the first ten week of the season anyway. No loss.

But is it the first ten weeks of THE season or the first ten weeks of HIS season? Now we get to find out!

Spoiler

 

[Dmncnby2k9]

Tommy Lasorda interview on WFAN with Boomer and Carton, so awesome.

 

[h3ro]

 

[captmcblack]

The Tex thing and that fake tweet just put me on a roller coaster of emotions.

I just can't, bros. I'm starting Expos-Age this season, because - hey - you know the Yankees aren't winning crap this year.

Who's with me?
WHO'S WITH ME?

 

[h3ro]

The Tex thing and that fake tweet just put me on a roller coaster of emotions.

I just can't, bros. I'm starting Expos-Age this season, because - hey - you know the Yankees aren't winning crap this year.

Who's with me?
WHO'S WITH ME?

my moises alou jersey is ready.

 

[McNei1y]

Hey, my franchise are the Expos. Back off.

 

[yankeehater]

The Tex thing and that fake tweet just put me on a roller coaster of emotions.

I just can't, bros. I'm starting Expos-Age this season, because - hey - you know the Yankees aren't winning crap this year.

Who's with me?
WHO'S WITH ME?

Sounds good brah!

 

[eznark]

The Tex thing and that fake tweet just put me on a roller coaster of emotions.

I just can't, bros. I'm starting Expos-Age this season, because - hey - you know the Yankees aren't winning crap this year.

Who's with me?
WHO'S WITH ME?

Brah I am totally in brah.

 

[BFIB]

Furcal out for TJ surgery.

Revolving door at SS commence!

 

[h3ro]

Do you brahs even pee on your hands?

 

[Malo]

The Tex thing and that fake tweet just put me on a roller coaster of emotions.

I just can't, bros. I'm starting Expos-Age this season, because - hey - you know the Yankees aren't winning crap this year.

Who's with me?
WHO'S WITH ME?

Spoiler

Brah

 

[Duane Cunningham]

On Thursday, Felix will give you your first loss.

THE SHOWDOWN OF THE CENTURY IS FOUR HOURS AWAY!

 

[RobotHaus]

Furcal out for TJ surgery.

Revolving door at SS commence!

Bring back Ozzie, La Russa isn't with the team any more, I'm sure he could play better than most.