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[Enron]

I want to be excited for this Santana vs. Wheeler game, but I'm pretty sure I see an L coming.

STOP IT CYGNUS

 

[Pryce]

Bruce Wayne is all about the little guy no way would he root for the Yankees.

Then wouldn't he root for Brooklyn?

 

[CygnusXS]

STOP IT CYGNUS

The Rangers will never win a World Series.

 

[Enron]

The Rangers will never win a World Series.

ok that one's too easy.

Edit: Yes, sit the fuck down David

Edit 2: GODWARD

 

[Loco4Coco]

Thanks ump and way to go Wheeler.

 

[CygnusXS]

Heyward is still my dude.

 

[3N16MA]

Need O'Neill in the booth.

 

[CygnusXS]

Paxton is on the DL now? I feel that pain, Mariners. Pitchers suck.

 

[Loco4Coco]

Lagares! Then Tejada messes up the DP right on cue.

 

[jello44]

Fucking Lucas Harrell.

Good God almighty.

 

[Chuck]

yankess really should have the damn names on the jerseys. i don't know who the hell number 19 is.

 

[rando14]

yankess really should have the damn names on the jerseys. i don't know who the hell number 19 is.

lol that's tanaka

 

[sangreal]

shit; that looked foul

fucking hammered though

 

[Chuck]

SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

 

[Malo]

holy shit what a bomb

 

[Strider]

I thought that was foul when I first saw the replay... weird camera angle I guess.

That ball was smashed.

 

[lazybones18]

Way to go Tanaka

 

[CygnusXS]

It took Ervin Santana 21 pitches to throw a ball, and gameday says it was actually in the strikezone.

 

[Mr. Enigma]

Holy FUCK Simmons

 

[ConradCervantes]

Hamilton, who had never previously injured his left thumb, frequently slides headfirst into first base on close plays.

Did all that coke rot his brain?

 

[jello44]

Kstros back in full effect.

First two games against the Yankees were a ruse!

 

[Malvingt2]

Simmons!!!

 

[Syrinx]

Did all that coke rot his brain?

He wants to plow his face into the line.

 

[Windu]

Holy FUCK Simmons

Yep, that was impressive.

 

[Enron]

HOLY SHIT

 

[Malo]

Beltrannnnn

 

[Loco4Coco]

LOL McCann

 

[lazybones18]

Welcome to the Bronx Beltran

 

[Pepiope]

What happened to McCann's bat? Where has it gone!?

 

[see5harp]

Tanaka giving up homers like he's Matt Cain.

 

[Chuck]

lol that bat drop

 

[3N16MA]

Homers everywhere.

 

[Malo]

Even Kelly Johnson is getting in on the act.

 

[Chuck]

fuck

 

[Loco4Coco]

Shaping up to be another 14-6 game in NY.

 

[lazybones18]

Baltimore...

 

[JABEE]

Wow. What a catch, Revere!

 

[CygnusXS]

I think I like Ervin Santana.

 

[Loco4Coco]

LOL, these Brave's umpires are horrible.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I think I like Ervin Santana.

Lol sucker!!!

 

[CygnusXS]

Is Zimmermann OK?

 

[Loco4Coco]

Simmons won't hit in the big leagues if he keeps swinging like Francuor.

 

[see5harp]

Even though he's given up bombs, tanaka is certainly getting a decent number of strikeouts.

 

[CygnusXS]

Simmons won't hit in the big leagues if he keeps swinging like Francuor.

He falls over with every swing. It's comical.

 

[Chuck]

cruz: the rally killer

 

[captmcblack]

Tanaka is making adjustments on the fly. I can't wait to see what he's like by the middle of the season, and by the end of the season once he's faced some of these teams twice or so. His stuff is pretty good, and his motion is very easy. There is potential for excellence in that arm...

 

[jello44]

Astros threatening!

(incoming GIDP)

Altuve and Carter (SURPRISE) Strikes out. Ends the threat.

/fart noise

 

[see5harp]

Wait is Tanaka's warmup song really https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ioFBxpByI ?

 

[3N16MA]

Beltran looking good.

 

[Windu]