I know Gr1m. I thought the whole point to working out was aesthetics. To look good to bed some women and intimidate other guys. At least that was my goal back in the day before getting married. Now I lift to let off some steam, maintain a modicum of strength, and not be a total waste of space, or at least that's how I rationalize my declining physique.
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Don't hate on dudes trying to get their swole on, brah.
I felt like a neanderthal after writing that.
TheKaeptain
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Honestly GSP and Josh Kos are probably two dudes I would say have the best male physics. Not huge nor too bulky.
Paging drm.
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I lift and stay in shape just so I can play Ni No Kuni by myself with no shirt on.
He was morbidly obese, people: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=49748322&postcount=613
That's why he has the gyno. He wants to put on some more lean mass before he cuts all the way down, probably because loose skin can be a permanent problem otherwise. God forbid he gets some encouragement from people in the thread though; we should all be laughing and telling him to go on a diet, right?
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If you are not going to eat clean than don't even waste your time working out. You will never see results. I say this as somebody that has been working out for 15 years and use to be a personal trainer at Equinox. I cant stress a good diet enough.
I think you underestimate how mean spirited some of these people are
Can't tell if satire?
Shane Douglas is the positive influence we deserve.
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Ok maybe a lil bit. But still diet is very important when it comes to working out.
EL boss, perhaps singling out an individual poster from the Fitness Thread was in poor taste, however it was done to expose the silliness of that threads dogmatic adherence to starting strength. Power-lifting good, hypertrophy bad ad nauseam. It's similar to the endless fighters versus athlete debate in MMA-GAF.
Much like wrasslin' fans, Ultimate fans have grown bitter as the product has declined.
Remain positive, friends. Mark Hunt has been bulking for 15 years waiting for the opportunity to cut versus Junior Dos Santos.
I work out so that when the day comes that some asshole turns around and decides that he's not going to wear the bracelets that day, I still come out on top.
?? Tons of people in there are on hypertrophy plans. People in there doing bodyweight plans as well.
What is discouraged is the use of nautilus machines and isolation work. Those became popular in conjunction with steroids, and do fuck-all for hypertrophy or athletic performance on a natural lifter.
It's not dogmatic adherence, it's just keeping it simple. People don't need customization on how many inverted standing swiss ball bench presses to do per week. You go to a personal trainer for that (to also accomplish nothing). For beginner advice, which is most people who ask, it's "do you have access to a barbell and a squat rack? yes? then go squat, deadlift, and overhead press for 3-9 months and come back when you're not able to put more weight on the bar every week."
I was not aware he was obese, I was just digging up the post. I also was not aware of what he was trying to achieve, I just saw two relatively similar pictures and was sharing for the interested third party.
polyh3dron
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Marku Hunto ain't afraid of no gyno, he's got a new jaw to crack and a new KFC bucket to kill.
Lambda Pie
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what happened?
Don't mounties carry a shock stick or was the WWF full of shit?
But ya strength training has some practical application to law enforcement. The rest of us joes work out to counteract the atrophy of being desk monkeys.
Boogie go check out the last page of ufc 158 thread . I don't recognize that guy.
I'm confused too, something related to the fitness thread.
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I wouldn't say JDS has a granite chin. Roy and Carwin have granite chins. I'd say JDS's chin is a bit untested, though he did eat a few shots from Cain who has pillow fists.
Much like Georges, these gentlemen are involuntarily twitching in their seats with nerves while attempting to appear fearless.
Can Crusher
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I didn't backtrack shit.
Much like Georges, these gentlemen are involuntarily twitching in their seats with nerves while attempting to appear fearless.
He really does look nervous.
I ain't no pampered bitch.
Can Crusher
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Much like Tito, Heel was out of the ring name dropping an has been.
Georgie is legit shook.Much like Georges, these gentlemen are involuntarily twitching in their seats with nerves while attempting to appear fearless.
I just dont like that Im made out to be this serpentine person that needs to be shot down, or needs to be conquered, you know?
Lambda Pie
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i bet Greasy Gorgeous George writes his promos on his forearm.
Turn that frown upside down young Plywood. You didnt land on casterly rock, casterly rock landed on YOU! Also this is relevant to your interests.
Can Crusher
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Diaz is gonna crunch that canadian aluminum ass so hard that GSP is going back to his bit role in Austin Powers.
That was pleasant and then I saw this in the related.
Erock is awesome..but he aint no blonde twis.
TheKaeptain
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One thing for sure about gsp/Diaz they're both going to look like shit after they both punch each other. Those two swell fast as fuck whenever they are hit.
polyh3dron
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This is better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGEPa0d3-HI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGEPa0d3-HI
Plywood, MMA-GAF and beyond know full well that you're a super hero coming in with the anti-bullshit.
Is EviLore one to scold people for laughing and being unconstructive towards someone's life problem on GAF? You tell me, friend.
Lambda Pie
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yo, the VoxPop bet didn't include the OT threads.
for that i apologize.
for that i apologize.
Let's go with this, then.
Lambda Pie
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