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MMA-GAF |OT5| Father Time Is Undefeated

Love me some Aerts. I think a pic of him was the first avatar I used on GAF.

EDIT: Found it ..
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Guys. Do not go out in air force ones in the snow. I went out a few hours ago to clean my car, slipped and hit the ground like a bag full of potatoes. I think i saw every deity there is in the 3 seconds after my skull bounced off the concrete.
 

Vio-Lence

Banned
Guys. Do not go out in air force ones in the snow. I went out a few hours ago to clean my car, slipped and hit the ground like a bag full of potatoes. I think i saw every deity there is in the 3 seconds after my skull bounced off the concrete.
Gr1m brah how uncoordinated are you? Either that or you got a rain cloud following you. Always injured.
 
Gr1m brah how uncoordinated are you? Either that or you got a rain cloud following you. Always injured.

Maybe both. The landlord was scraping the snow before it even stopped snowing..making a nice sheen of ice that later got covered by the subsequent snow. it didnt help that i wore sneakers like a moron. Its this year man. I havent been this clumsy/injury prone in my entire previous years combined.
 

dream

Member
I did a little research and it turns out "Joe Camacho" is nicknamed "JC Plentee of Skills," has a record of 13-19, with his most recent loss coming against Cleber fucking Luciano. His best wins are against Thomas "Wildman" Denny and Team Punishment's Zach Light, who is best known for looking like this:

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RIP the aptly named "Joe Camacho."
 

Chamber

love on your sleeve
So every time I try to change the channel with Kinect voice commands, it goes to BET. TELL ME THAT SHIT ISN'T RACIST!
 
The positive about that break up is now we don't have to hear Jimmy Smith constantly remind us that he whacks off to War Machine's girlfriend.

Let's cut to the chase. What's Mak's top five of 2013?

I think I've only read two books published in 2013 and neither were that great. I can give you my top 5 books I've read this year though ..

Make Room! Make Room!
The LA Quartet (4 books but they're all great and I can't choose between them: The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, LA Confidential, White Jazz)
Farewell, My Lovely
Escape From Camp 14
Caliban's War
 

bone_and_sinew

breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
Can't wait for this.


GLORY 13 TOKYO
Headline Bout: Peter Aerts vs. Rico Verhoeven
Tournament Final Bout C: Semifinal Bout A Winner vs. Semifinal Bout B Winner
Co-Headline Bout: Daniel Ghita vs. Errol Zimmerman
Feature Bout: Dustin Jacoby vs. Makoto Uehara
Tournament Semifinal Bout B: Joseph Valtellini vs. Raymond Daniels
Tournament Semifinal Bout A: Nieky Holzken vs. Karapet Karapetyan


TOKYO SUPERFIGHT SERIES
Jerome Le Banner vs. Sergei Kharitonov
Ewerton Teixeira vs. Hesdy Gerges
Remy Bojansky vs. Anderson Silva (Remy's "Japanese retirement bout")
Aleksandr Stetcurenko vs. Karim Ghajji
Artur Kyshenko vs. Kenmun
Yuta Kubo vs. Mosab Amrani


Didn't Aerts already have his "Japanese retirement bout"...? lol
kttcoliahh
just what I need to cure my apathy for combat sports, a mega kickboxing card in Japan at the end of the year. And I'll have no problem whatsoever watching it live since I'm now a creature of the night.
 

Vio-Lence

Banned
Yaco-frenemy, give me your XBL tag.



Great, now she can get "Property of Crumbr" tattooed on her ass. I'll never choke you out, Christy.
XBL tag is polishmoves

Finest porn development of the past 3 years is the heavily tatted sluts appearing everywhere like Bonnie Rotten.
 

bone_and_sinew

breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
Did they ever end up making any porn together?
If they did...would you watch it?

Speaking of sex with whores, friends there was a suddent mini-orgy at work yesterday between the male staff and the dancers that came out of nowhere and I couldn't participate. I threw up twice AFTER eating chicken soup (I woke up mildly sick and took some to work) and nearly fainted so I went home early. Now after only 3 hours of sleep I've been shitting my guts out. The only times I've gotten out of bed is for runny shits.

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If they did...would you watch it?

Speaking of sex with whores, friends there was a suddent mini-orgy at work yesterday between the male staff and the dancers that came out of nowhere and I couldn't participate. I threw up twice AFTER eating chicken soup (I woke up mildly sick and took some to work) and nearly fainted so I went home early. Now after only 3 hours of sleep I've been shitting my guts out. The only times I've gotten out of bed is for runny shits.

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henceforth brother bone will be known as the dude that took an L to his chest via CHICKEN SOUP. Chicke... im gonna go on a walk. Provided i dont fall down again i will be strangling you with my mind.
 

bone_and_sinew

breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
henceforth brother bone will be known as the dude that took an L to his chest via CHICKEN SOUP. Chicke... im gonna go on a walk. Provided i dont fall down again i will be strangling you with my mind.
I was 99% sure that I had sinusitis until that happened, which is why I thought I could work without any issue. Brother Astro I want to strangle myself. I only get sick about once a year but when I do my body reacts like Bob Sapp tapping to strikes in 30 seconds. The worst fucking timing though last night, argh.
So bone, what is your job again?
barback at a strip club
nerdchat moar
 

bone_and_sinew

breaking down barriers in gratuitous nudity
Surely someone should make a thread to honor this historic moment in gender equality. What do you say, dream?
Like half of this community would get banned once we inevitably went there, it'd be a fun train wreck but not worth it. Much like that fight!
 
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