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GungHo

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
Chamber said:
Hold the mother fuckin phone! Christy Mack stopped doing porn?!?

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The beautiful thing about the internet is that no one ever stops doing porn. It's immortal. Even in 2000 years, people will still be able to beat off to Hyapatia Lee DA Barbara Dare's Y.
 
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Sato Koiji

Member
Christy Mack has too much dead meat downstairs...

Im not gonna lie...Weidman at + odds and that Miesha line...
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I would like to believe that Miesha has worked on her fight IQ as I think she would have smoked Catz Pingano if she wasnt recklessly abandoning her fighting skills and tried to please that fatso that matters at ringside. She knows she cant lose again because she enjoys the limelight so much and her biggest joy are those magazine photoshoots. Such a darling.

I give her the edge in the standup and even on the ground EXCEPT the armbah! Ronda is a question mark with her crushed ego thanks to TUF and her movie schedule. She almost got her neck smoked by Cafluke.

Im about to pull the motherfucking trigger on Weidman + Tate and Ima see what happens.
 
F

FACE

Banned
bone_and_sinew said:
If they did...would you watch it?

Speaking of sex with whores, friends there was a suddent mini-orgy at work yesterday between the male staff and the dancers that came out of nowhere and I couldn't participate. I threw up twice AFTER eating chicken soup (I woke up mildly sick and took some to work) and nearly fainted so I went home early. Now after only 3 hours of sleep I've been shitting my guts out. The only times I've gotten out of bed is for runny shits.

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My condolences.
 
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muddream

Banned
Feet are a nuisance, can't wait to chop them off once the body augmentation craze begins. Probably gonna replace mine with cool springs that can also turn into an impaling device.
 
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muddream

Banned
I wouldn't disrespect our country's bravest by bumping into their cars in the first place. That little shit had it coming, he's lucky he wasn't shot.
 
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AstroZombie

Banned
The shit i put up with. My name is not modok.

Friend crumbr i bought some hersheys white chocolate..and im sorry. but .. its tastier than the other stuff.
 
I

industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Condit vs. Woodley at UFC 171.

Should be an awesome fight. Hopefully Brown doesn't fall too far from that level - personally I'd give him the winner of Saffy/Lim.

AstroZombie said:
Youre right. Fuck socks!

*edit* Sandals bone? ..but i like girls..
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I must have worn socks only 3-4 times since last May (job interviews mainly.)

It's amazing the level of paranoia that having deep vein thrombosis twice can give you.

Dwayne said:
Bigfoot failed his drug test, Hunt gets his bonus.
http://mmajunkie.com/2013/12/antoni...post-fight-drug-test-stripped-of-50000-bonus/

Wonder if they'll overturn the decision, and if it'll affect rankings. Probably not.
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I believe that as there's no AC involved, it'll remain a draw.
 
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killamajig

Member
Dwayne said:
Bigfoot failed his drug test, Hunt gets his bonus.
http://mmajunkie.com/2013/12/antoni...post-fight-drug-test-stripped-of-50000-bonus/

Wonder if they'll overturn the decision, and if it'll affect rankings. Probably not.
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Should I tell my non mma friends that the great fight they saw is now a NC ? Fuck you Bigfoot. They saw the GSP bullshit and now this. This is the last time I try to get people into mma. I feel like I have to apologize for this so called fucking sport.
 
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Maklershed

Member
Heel said:
Not ranked in the top 10, beaten by Jake Shields, getting a #1 contender fight. Where's your sport now, purists?
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I can't imagine there are too many purists left after Jones was forced to fight two middleweights - one of which was coming off a loss and the other one the UFC transparently keeps hiding in a 3rd world country to avoid actual commission testing.
 
A

alr1ght

bish gets all the credit :)
industrian said:
I believe that as there's no AC involved, it'll remain a draw.
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Silva, a onetime title challenger, will be suspended for nine months. Additionally, he was stripped of his $50,000 “Fight of the Night” bonus, which will now be awarded to Hunt. The result of the fight will be changed to a “no contest” on Silva’s official record, while Hunt will retain the draw.
 
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A More Normal Bird

Unconfirmed Member
killamajig said:
Should I tell my non mma friends that the great fight they saw is now a NC ? Fuck you Bigfoot. They saw the GSP bullshit and now this. This is the last time I try to get people into mma. I feel like I have to apologize for this so called fucking sport.
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Would any of them really care?
 
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Heel

Member
Maklershed said:
I can't imagine there are too many purists left after Jones was forced to fight two middleweights - one of which was coming off a loss and the other one the UFC transparently keeps hiding in a 3rd world country to avoid actual commission testing.
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I embrace the sports entertainment era, and wish they'd stop pretending. Hell, just a few days ago Dana said he couldn't slot Woodley in versus Condit because he wasn't ranked in the top 10.

I mean, look at this fastball. Does #9 ranked Martin Kampmann deserve it more? #7 Jake Shields after that snoozer of the year against Maia?

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To the entertainer goes the spoils.
 
C

Chamber

love on your sleeve
Maklershed said:
I can't imagine there are too many purists left after Jones was forced to fight two middleweights - one of which was coming off a loss and the other one the UFC transparently keeps hiding in a 3rd world country to avoid actual commission testing.
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Yup, myself and the rest of Team Purity bailed out a long time ago.
 
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Maklershed

Member
Bigfoot: "Months before my fight I looked for the UFC doctor Marcio Tannure in Brazil so I could start the hormonal replacement "TRT" which was authorized and recognized by a professional. I started the treatment and 2 weeks before my fight I did all the exams required by the UFC. My testosterone level continued to be low so I was recommended by the doctor to increase the dosage. Unfortunately my level increased too much and caused me to suspend. Porra! I only did what was recommended by someone trained who understands about the subject therefore it was not my mistake. I'm cool because I know that the mistake was not made by me,I never tried doing anything wrong for my fight. Carahlo!"
 
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Can Crusher

Banned
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Heel

Member
Mark Hunt on Antonio ‘Bigfoot’ Silva’s positive test: ‘I need to get on some of this’

UFC heavyweight Mark Hunt groaned when he heard that his recent opponent and former training partner Antonio “Bigfoot” Silva had flunked his post-fight drug test following UFC Fight Night 33.

His mood brightened a little, though, when informed he would be getting Silva’s $50,000 bonus, as ordered by the UFC.

“I haven’t heard anything,” he told MMAjunkie, and then laughed. “Hell yeah.”

Hunt (9-8-1 MMA, 4-2-1 UFC), who battled Silva (18-5-1 MMA, 2-2-1 UFC) to a bloody and exhilarating draw at the Dec. 7 event, had just woken up after receiving a massage.

When told that Silva had been granted a therapeutic-use exemption by the UFC, he said, “S–t, I need to get on some of this s–t. F–k, I don’t know how these guys are doing this s–t. I should get some of that s–t, too.

“That’s news to me. I haven’t heard anything of it. I don’t know what to say, honestly. I don’t know what it is, but kudos to me for the bonus, eh?”
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In my opinion, Mark Hunt da bess. Das it.
 
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