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[TheKaeptain]

Only when it comes to sexy Puerto Rican chicks that stand me up.

 

[Chamber]

Only when it comes to sexy Puerto Rican chicks that stand me up.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Yo you want to know how bad it is bro? She called me the day after standing up asking for a ride to class. I said yes. I wanted to say no but I couldn't. I've turned into everything I hate. Next thing you know I'm going to be defending BJ Penn's cardio.

 

[ItAintEasyBeinCheesy]

Yo you want to know how bad it is bro? She called me the day after standing up asking for a ride to class. I said yes. I wanted to say no but I couldn't. I've turned into everything I hate. Next thing you know I'm going to be defending BJ Penn's cardio.

So she gave you the perfect opportunity to stand her up and it didn't take it...

 

[Chamber]

Cap simping for this broad. Never thought I'd see the day.

 

[TheKaeptain]

So she gave you the perfect opportunity to stand her up and it didn't take it...

I know dude. I am ashamed of myself. What am I becoming? Is this what it feels like to care about a woman?



Chamber, I had a chance to bone this hot white chick with big tits or hang out with the PR girl on campus. Guess what I chose?

 

[Chamber]

Chamber, I had a chance to bone this hot white chick with big tits or hang out with the PR girl on campus. Guess what I chose?

Not mad at you. I think I'm actually getting over my white girl phase. There's this half black/half assyrian girl at work I really want to get at.

 

[TheKaeptain]

There is this black chick on campus that I walk by all the time. She stares, I stare. PR chick wants me to holler at her.

 

[Chamber]

Yeah, I'm quite certain I could pull this chick. Only problem is she's younger than me and to be honest, I usually can't stand women in their 20s. Granted, most of my experience comes from stuck up white girls.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Yeah, I'm quite certain I could pull this chick. Only problem is she's younger than me and to be honest, I usually can't stand women in their 20s. Granted, most of my experience comes from stuck up white girls.

Tell her you're getting a ps4

 

[TheKaeptain]

Yeah, I'm quite certain I could pull this chick. Only problem is she's younger than me and to be honest, I usually can't stand women in their 20s. Granted, most of my experience comes from stuck up white girls.

DO IT!


Can't help but try. Next time I see that black chick I am going to talk to her. I promised PR chick I would do it.

 

[Chamber]

Tell her you're getting a ps4

Then she might want to play with it. Fuck that.

 

[Vio-Lence]

Only problem is she's younger than me and to be honest, I usually can't stand women in their 20s.

tell me about it, they are so much more agreeable at 18 or 19

 

[Rur0ni]

Been lurking in here a little while, l figured you guys would like to know what just popped up on my Twitter feed:

Ariel Helwani ‏@arielhelwani 3m

Jon Jones vs. Glover Teixeira will headline UFC 170 on 2/22 in Vegas, per Dana White. #ufctonight

Snore, recycle this can.

 

[Chamber]

tell me about it, they are so much more agreeable at 18 or 19

 

[Rur0ni]

At what age do you become the old creeper? I feel like I'm almost there.

 

[industrian]

Ben Askren released with no strings attached.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/11/...-askren-former-champion-now-unrestricted-free

Welcome to WSOF, Mr. Askren.

 

[Vio-Lence]

At what age do you become the old creeper? I feel like I'm almost there.

I'd say by the time you are suffering from ED, until then game on.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Not mad at you. I think I'm actually getting over my white girl phase. There's this half black/half assyrian girl at work I really want to get at.

First Ply now you? What is this world coming to.

 

[muddream]

Ben Askren released with no strings attached.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/11/...-askren-former-champion-now-unrestricted-free

Welcome to WSOF, Mr. Askren.

Wise choice, Douglas Lima will be a fun champ.

 

[iddqd]

Askren vs Shields, the match everyone in need of a good sleep has been waiting for.

 

[Heel]

Ben Askren released with no strings attached.

http://www.mmafighting.com/2013/11/...-askren-former-champion-now-unrestricted-free

Welcome to WSOF, Mr. Askren.

Sorry "sport" fans, I'm having a real hard time believing that the UFC wants this entertainment void. I wonder if he'll follow through and retire.

 

[industrian]

Askren vs Shields, the match everyone in need of a good sleep has been waiting for.

Askren vs. Shields for No. 1 Contender. Believe.

 

[ShaneB]

Work sure slows to a crawl when I've got a 4 day weekend to look forward to

 

[Chamber]

Please keep Funky Ben away from the Ultimate. My interest has declined enough without him taking up space on cards.

First Ply now you? What is this world coming to.

The era of the white girl is over, friend.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Holy shit my head hurts.

 

[Rur0ni]

The era of the white girl is over, friend.

On the contrary, it's eternal.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Crumbr and Ply trying flavors that are not vanilla. Brother Viobod channeling his inner Mcconaughey. Jer interested in a woman that isn't at least half korean.. Im like tommy lee jones in no country for old men. I dont understand this world anymore.

 

[Vio-Lence]

The era of the white girl is over, friend.

somewhere Jon Jones and David Duke are happy for different reasons.

 

[Heel]

Please keep Funky Ben away from the Ultimate. My interest has declined enough without him taking up space on cards.

Converted from sport purity, friend? Funky Ben is a top ten welterweight! Why would the UFC not sign the best available free agents?

 

[Vio-Lence]

Converted from sport purity, friend? Funky Ben is a top ten welterweight! Why would the UFC not sign the best available free agents?

What happens when sports entertainment ceases to be entertaining?

 

[Heel]

What happens when sports entertainment ceases to be entertaining?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=707519

 

[TheKaeptain]

Crumbr and Ply trying flavors that are not vanilla. Brother Viobod channeling his inner Mcconaughey. Jer interested in a woman that isn't at least half korean.. Im like tommy lee jones in no country for old men. I dont understand this world anymore.

Brah when did I only like Korean or half Korean chicks?

 

[Host Samurai]

Ben vs Lombard

Book it Dana

 

[Gr1mLock]

Brah when did I only like Korean or half Korean chicks?

 

[Caspel]

What happens when sports entertainment ceases to be entertaining?

If the UFC didn't want to keep Jon Fitch around, I don't see the point of bringing in Askren.

 

[Chamber]

What happens when sports entertainment ceases to be entertaining?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=707519

 

[Jest Chillin]

If the UFC didn't want to keep Jon Fitch around, I don't see the point of bringing in Askren.

I think Dana might have done it if he could have negotiated Askren away before he was released. Just for the look of poaching Bellators athletes. Not so sure if he'll do it now that he's a free agent.

 

[Plywood]

First Ply now you? What is this world coming to.

 

[Heel]

If you like mixed martials, good or bad, you owe it to yourself to watch rocks fly on the Tachi reserve tonight. This will be fantastic.

Tachi Palace Fights 17: Fall Brawl

Starts at 6:00 PM PT / 9:00 PM ET, free on Livestream.com

 

[Gr1mLock]

 

[Plywood]

si, muy bueno

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I need to go for a walk.

 

[Chamber]

 

[Sato Koiji]

Ronda Rousey: 'It isn't physically impossible' for me to beat UFC Heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez

Ronda Rousey opens her mouth...yet again!

 

[SteveWD40]

Ronda Rousey: 'It isn't physically impossible' for me to beat UFC Heavyweight champion Cain Velasquez

Ronda Rousey opens her mouth...yet again!

Cain's reaction:

 

[TheKaeptain]

Santini Houdini is my perfect woman.

 

[Gr1mLock]

Santini Houdini is my perfect woman.

Pics?

 

[Gr1mLock]

Jer youre worthless

 

[muddream]

Aurora Jolie regularly makes me reconsider my commitment to the white race for half an hour. Perfect hourglass figure, but none of that cellulite ghetto booty.