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[Rawr Its Ry]

Takada and hardt hype af

 

[Chumley]

edit: wow I was so wrong. Kataoka with a ridiculous comeback

 

[Chumley]

lmao through the ropes Rizin is fucking ghetto This dudes face is a mask of blood. HOLY FUCKING SHIT

 

[alr1ght]

Daron did the job.

 

[parrotbeak]

Lol what a fight!

Satoru has some serious uncanny valley going on.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

god damn lol
satoru looks sus as fuck i dont remember him like this from dream and sengoku lol. Also no pads or mesh outside of the ring is dumb.

 

[parrotbeak]

god damn lol
satoru looks sus as fuck i dont remember him like this from dream and sengoku lol. Also no pads or mesh outside of the ring is dumb.

Where are the officials to push them back in?

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

So non-GP bouts can use soccer kicks, stomps AND elbows?

Where are the officials to push them back in?

Seriously...no one tried to rush in right away lol. Just double leg your opponent to hell

 

[parrotbeak]

They kept saying elbows are legal but the fighters were standing so I didn't know if they meant elbows on the ground are now legal.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

ahh no elbows to the dome

 

[Chumley]

that was fast

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

That was some nasty tito and fedor esque gnp
homeboy didnt even bother to try and control his posture either, just went for wrist control lol

 

[Heel]

You know you're knocked out when the commentary team has to make note that your chest cavity is still moving.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Jesus christ this commentary...believe it or not she likes to eat stew, what the fuck lmao

 

[Heel]

Her weakness is pancakes, Joe.

Is this a love letter to Goldie?

 

[Chumley]

Jesus christ this commentary...believe it or not she likes to eat stew, what the fuck lmao

fucking trash, like what the fuck are they even talking about

"she likes video games, movies, and food"

no way, amazing insight you guys

 

[Chumley]

"punch her face off" josh barnett the GOAT corner man

 

[parrotbeak]

These aren't 10 min 1st rounds? I thought the first fight's rd was more than 5 mins.

 

[Heel]

These aren't 10 min 1st rounds? I thought the first fight's rd was more than 5 mins.

Only for non-tournament men's bouts.

 

[Chumley]

"you can't leave it to the judges in japan"

judges in japan pick the girl who won

these guys are fucking morons

 

[MyAbsolution]

"you can't leave it to the judges in japan"

judges in japan pick the girl who won

these guys are fucking morons

Warren sounded so salty or something. It was embarrassing.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

"you can't leave it to the judges in japan"

judges in japan pick the girl who won

these guys are fucking morons

he likes to eat food...and go shopping

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

lol damn rizin really going hard on weighing in over. -20% and NC if he wins

 

[M_A_C]

kness to the head on the ground love it! I forgot how awesome Pride was.

 

[Chumley]

This is seriously the worst MMA commentary I've ever heard.

 

[Maoyama]

This is seriously the worst MMA commentary I've ever heard.

Joe warren saying no one would ever go for a take down the second someone starts going for a takedown.

Calling strategy for like 30 seconds in how to prepare for the third round before realizing there is no third round in Rizin.

This guy is a total joke

 

[Koki]

Danny Castillo emulating Dominick Cruz

lmfao

 

[Chumley]

Danny Castillo emulating Dominick Cruz



lmfao

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

This is seriously the worst MMA commentary I've ever heard.

surely they couldve gotten schiavello or someone else...literally anyone else besides warren and his partner


Souwer is gonna spend the entire fight on the mat if he doesn't get subbed before then isn't he?

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

all this talk about tenshin being the next big thing in jmma and the dude is only 18 and making his mma debut...imagine the pressure lol

HOLY SHIT that armbar

 

[Rellik]

all this talk about tenshin being the next big thing in jmma and the dude is only 18 and making his mma debut...imagine the pressure lol

HOLY SHIT that armbar

I was certain that arm was going to break. Holy shit.

 

[Koki]

Rin Nakai's T-Rex jabs to the air are so adorable.

 

[Rellik]

I wish the commentators would stop scoring rounds when it doesn't work like that in Rizin.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

heath herring in 2016...why

 

[Chumley]

heath herring in 2016...why

why indeed

guy is fucking embarrassing himself right now

 

[VoxPop]

I'm enjoying Heath Hunt

 

[Chumley]

what the fuck? amir got dominated the second round. rizin blows.

 

[Maoyama]

what the fuck? amir got dominated the second round. rizin blows.

Rizin has no round scoring. The judges are only looking for overall damage.

 

[Rellik]

what the fuck? amir got dominated the second round. rizin blows.

Stop scoring it like the UFC. Amir won under PRIDE judging.

 

[Chumley]

This is so embarrassing. Baruto just laying on him and they keep having to separate them.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

baruto vs amir for the hilarity please. I love you Cro Cop but...LETS GO MO!!!!

 

[VoxPop]

FUCK YEA WILD BOYZ

 

[Chumley]

"his girlfriend looks young"

as if Joe Warren couldn't get any worse. good fucking christ, making a pedophilia joke.

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Someone gag Warren for this fight and on the 31st

 

[Mister Wilhelm]

Joe Warren is a goddamn atrocity.

 

[VoxPop]

HGH CroCop is pretty damn quick

 

[Fox318]

I just woke up and the main event is on.

This is the worst commentary I've ever heard.

 

[VoxPop]

YASSSSS CROCOP

 

[Chumley]

Cro Cop's hgh wins

 

[Rawr Its Ry]

Holy shit Mirko well played

CRO cop v baruto it's like we're in 2005 again T_T