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[Maklershed]

Hopefully there's a shaman nearby tonight cause Volkov is gonna make Kongo go spirit walking. Kongos only chance is to get his customary nut shot in right away.

 

[Heel]

Bellator main card starts at the top of the hour

MAIN CARD
Spike TV, 9 p.m. ET
Cheick Kongo vs. Alexander Volkov
John Alessio vs. David Rickels
Pat Curran vs. Emmanuel Sanchez
Joe Schilling vs. Hisaki Kato

Not too shabby.

 

[alr1ght]

watching real sports. Women's world cup.

 

[Maklershed]

watching real sports. Women's world cup.

Ditto. So far this is looking like Silva vs Bonnar. Just waiting for US to body China and make it 2-0.

 

[scabro]

thats actually a pretty good bellator card

in for nerd chat?

 

[Delta Assault]

watching real sports. Women's world cup.

I'd watch Alex Morgan versus Ronda Rousey.

 

[Maklershed]

Christen Press hooo man

Edit: USA! USA!

 

[strikeselect]

holy shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit kato

 

[TheChits]

That ko is hilarious

 

[scabro]

That ko is hilarious

HES DEAD

 

[Heel]

https://vine.co/v/eJZujmAI1lx

Joe Schilling on blast.

 

[VoxPop]

lmao what a KO

kato mean muggin is pretty hilarious. poor mans lyoto

 

[slightconfuse]

Better than roman

 

[scabro]

that rickles promo lmao

 

[scabro]

hahahah rickles what a fucking idiot

hahahah

 

[VoxPop]

Wow Alessio is a scrub

 

[painey]

wow, what a pussy. He knew he was beat 1 v 1

 

[killamajig]

Booo

 

[Ninja Scooter]

Alessio definitely hammed that up but I don't really blame him. Rickles is a dumb fuck.

 

[scabro]

alessio just showed he is smarter than the majority of these ham and eggers.

rickles should hit himself over the head with that club he was carrying

 

[painey]

Kimbo just said he wants to become a master-magician at heavyweight

 

[scabro]

Kimbo just said he wants to become a master-magician at heavyweight

it was either that, or master musician, or master physician.

not really sure

but i wish him good luck in whatever career he does decide to pursue

 

[Ninja Scooter]

I think he said "Math matician". He's gonna steal Scott Steiner's gimmick.

 

[scabro]

I think he said "Math matician". He's gonna steal Scott Steiner's gimmick.

professor Kimbo's first theorem:

 

[strikeselect]

NCAA Kongo whyyy

 

[Heel]

https://twitter.com/SportsCenter/status/614627113841336320

Bellatoe movin' the needle brother. #CokerEra

TStack ‏@TStacher 41m41 minutes ago
@SportsCenter you are watching C level fighters. @ufc has the fighters. Bad examples of fights. Sad you cover this.

Dana's alt account?

 

[Delta Assault]

C level fighters can be good though.

I hear C level Cain is great.

 

[Guru-Guru]

C level fighters can be good though.

I hear C level Cain is great.

...Nice.

Were the Bellator fights worth watching, or should I just check out the gifs?

 

[Maklershed]

Watching Bellator now. Hisaki Kato just administered one of the most wicked starchings I've seen in awhile. That was Rothwell/Schaub level KO.

I loved that dude's corner too. He sounded like Immortan Joe from Mad Max. "He HATES it on the ground! You have more power!"

EDIT: Wow, really shocked at Volkov's performance. That's about the worst he's ever looked.

 

[VoxPop]

NCAA Kongo is the ultimate troll. Not sure why anyone would have high hopes for Volkov.

Seems like the fight won't happen. It's been confirmed as a rib fracture.

If Conor somehow decimates Mini Mendes, he's definitely going into the Aldo fight a favorite, right?

 

[alr1ght]

that performance was embarrassing from Kongo.

I also see Koscheck signed with Bellator. lol

 

[Heel]

I also see Koscheck signed with Bellator. lol

#BigFightFeel #Tentpole #CokerEra

 

[VoxPop]

#BigFightFeel #Tentpole #CokerEra

fuck, I love Daley

Daley by massacre this time around

 

[bone_and_sinew]

There's a UFC card tonight?

Machida is maining?!

Against YOLO?!

And it's at the Seminole Hard Rock?!

What the fuck man. Why am I only finding this out now? I would've gone, I always have a blast at Seminole Hard Rock.

 

[Gr1mLock]

So there's a thing tonight

 

[Dysun]

perfect card to dvr and go back and watch main event only

 

[TheChits]

So there's a thing tonight

Yep. Starts in 30 minutes

 

[op_ivy]

Wow, some jobber went to a past life on last night's axs fights card from a knee. Laid out, the 30 sec later started wrasslin with event staff. Dead.

 

[TheChits]

Prelims started on Fox Sports 2

 

[TheChits]

Friends, nerd chat is open for business

 

[op_ivy]

This first fight is fantastic

 

[Chesskid1]

really hope machida wins, gonna be a sad day when he retires

 

[pixelation]

That was some majestic hair right there... LMAO.

 

[TheChits]

really hope machida wins, gonna be a sad day when he retires

Agreed.

 

[strikeselect]

Tonight's Ultimate will be the last time fighters will be allowed to wear sponsors. RIP Dudewipes/Condom Depot. Bellator got your back.

 

[Razdek]

really hope machida wins, gonna be a sad day when he retires

It's going to be ok. We'll all remember the times he was winning until he wasn't.

 

[Frustrated_Grunt]

Holy shit what a knockout!

 

[Master Thespian]

Spectacular

 

[TheChits]

That was damn near murder

 

[scabro]

his arms almost retracted into his body