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MMA |OT3| When you lose you're a can, when you win you're unstoppable.

Bonnar lost an unaired prelim fight to a geriatric Mark Coleman at UFC 100.

And now this.

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It's too bad we never got to see Tito whip his ass.
 

FACE

Banned
That thread about the liquid nitrogen drink almost made me break my "if you have nothing nice to say, say nothing at all" rule for those kinds of news stories.
 

industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
The young guy must be one of BJ Penn's cousins considering how quick he gassed. He was completely gone.
 
I don't know if the one commenter is to be trusted but he claims the 62 year old guy weighed 22 pounds less than the young buck he KOed.
 

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
^ Was he better or worse than James Thompson? How long did it take him to gas?
Let's put it this way: Batista's opponent was Roy Nelson's less talented, less furry, less carb-restricted brother. Batista's opponent windmilled for all he was worth and held Batista against the cage for 3~4 minutes until Batista got him into a RNC with all the grace and subtlety of the dolphin porn thread. Afterwords they were upset, possibly because Batista didn't provide a reach-around.

We all lost our innocence.

Poor Hallman ...
This made me miss dream's essays.

Eh, I think I may still give it a shot. It's not often that an indie developer makes a charming, non pretentious game these days.
X-COM and Dishonored stole my lunch money this month. My wife kicked my ass this weekend for spending too much, especially since Ho Jr is inbound, so I wasn't able to pick up my bouncy-titties simulator. This one is even further on the back burner now. Will look forward to an appropriately MMA themed review.

Unrelated: NPR is apparently doing a Kenny Rogers interview now. I now have "The Gambler" stuck in my head and want to drink a Lone Star at 08:25 AM. Jesus Christ, I gotta move.
 

industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Never. But I'm not sure how it is marketed/branded/sold in Scotland. Maybe I have tried it, but under a different name or something. But I doubt it.

Whilst we're on the subjects of sodas and stuff, I've not tried Dr. Pepper either.
 

TheNatural

My Member!
Never. But I'm not sure how it is marketed/branded/sold in Scotland. Maybe I have tried it, but under a different name or something. But I doubt it.

Whilst we're on the subjects of sodas and stuff, I've not tried Dr. Pepper either.

SMH. That's like two of the main factions of soda flavor you've never tried.

There's basically:

Coke/Pepsi
Dr Pepper/Mr Pibb
Mountain Dew/Sun Drop
A&W/Barqs/Mug root beer
Sprite/7UP/Sierra
A&W/Barqs Cream soda (red/vanilla)
Ginger Ale
Fruit flavored (Sunkist Orange/store brands)

That's basically the gamut of store purchasable categories of drinks.
 

Keen

Aliens ate my babysitter
Dr Pepper tastes like soap. And I thought that Dr Pepper was a root beer.


Props to EviLore for that, and the Stephen Fry quote is spot on.
 

industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
SMH. That's like two of the main factions of soda flavor you've never tried.

There's basically:

Coke/Pepsi
Dr Pepper/Mr Pibb
Mountain Dew/Sun Drop
A&W/Barqs/Mug root beer
Sprite/7UP/Sierra
A&W/Barqs Cream soda (red/vanilla)
Ginger Ale
Fruit flavored (Sunkist Orange/store brands)

That's basically the gamut of store purchasable categories of drinks.

And Irn-Bru > all of them. I really feel sorry for non-Scottish folks who have never had the pleasure of drinking it. Especially Canadians due to their weird soda regulations and overly coddled EU states that have banned Irn-Bru because some of the dyes used may be carcinogenic. If you live in the USA or Australia, see if you can import some proper Irn-Bru where you are, it's seriously the best soda in the world.

And I've given up on sodas completely this year, but I used to drink a lot of Sprite. It goes back to my days of working in McDonalds. Because no-one in the UK drinks Sprite, the calibrations of the drinks machines in most stores I worked in (and I worked in nearly every store in the South East of Scotland) were all pretty high (120-150% normal) so that we could go through our supplies of it at a steadier pace. This basically meant that you could get ripped on a sugar high pretty easily, and it's how I spent most of my days working there. Fun fact: Sprite is also extremely good at cleaning the grills. Just make sure you wash that shit off completely, otherwise some poor fucks are getting a funky-tasting sausage McMuffin first thing in the morning.
 

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
Me too, specially Dishonoured.



Right on ya cunts.

Edit: Cunt is allowed once more and Timedog is banned. Excellent timing.

You mean they got Mandeusa?

Oh, and I may get run off for this, but for some reason I just couldn't quit.
 

sazabirules

Unconfirmed Member
Me too, specially Dishonoured.

I think my girlfriend is getting me the game for my birthday on Thursday. I begged her not to buy me RE6 and told her I'd rather get Dishonored instead. I thought I wanted RE a few weeks ago but it looks like a pile of shit.
 

Pimpwerx

Member
SMH. That's like two of the main factions of soda flavor you've never tried.

There's basically:

Coke/Pepsi
Dr Pepper/Mr Pibb
Mountain Dew/Sun Drop
A&W/Barqs/Mug root beer
Sprite/7UP/Sierra
A&W/Barqs Cream soda (red/vanilla)
Ginger Ale
Fruit flavored (Sunkist Orange/store brands)

That's basically the gamut of store purchasable categories of drinks.

Does RC Cola no longer exist? And WTH is Sun Drop? Is that like Mello Yello?

Also, the best fruit flavored sodas come from Fanta. PEACE.
 

FACE

Banned
I think my girlfriend is getting me the game for my birthday on Thursday. I begged her not to buy me RE6 and told her I'd rather get Dishonored instead. I thought I wanted RE a few weeks ago but it looks like a pile of shit.

You should want Dishonored regardless of RE6 sucking or not. It's basically "Thief 4, now with super powers".

Natch with the not-so-subtle call out on that EL thread.
 

Keen

Aliens ate my babysitter
In response to Capt wanting to call Dana White a cunt:


Ehhh, you might want to re-read Evilore's post. 'Cunt' is unbanned, but calling a woman you don't like a cunt isn't. Affectionately calling a mate a cunt is unbanned. Just as one of the mods pointed out above, 'bitch' isnt a banned word. Calling a woman you don't like or agree with a bitch is bannable. It's about respect.


Ahahahahahahaha
 

dream

Member
CURRENT UFC OFFICIAL RECORDS
Best record in fights that go the time limit - George St. Pierre 9-0

Fastest knockout - Todd Duffee, 7 seconds (8/29/09 vs. Tim Hague), Chan Sung Jung, 7 seconds (12/10/11 vs. Mark Hominick); Ryan Jimmo, 7 seconds (7/21/12 vs. Anthony Perosh) as official overseeing authority times; UFC recognizes Duane Ludwig (1/16/06 vs. Jonathan Goulet) at 4 seconds as he record holder

Fastest knockout, title match - Andrei Arlovski, 15 seconds (10/7/05 vs. Paul Buentello)

Fastest submission - Oleg Taktarov, 9 seconds (7/14/95 vs. Anthony Macias) - Win is alleged by some as a form of a worked fight so actual records should be 14 seconds by Joe Charles (12/16/94 vs. Kevin Rosier) and Justin Martin (2/7/97 vs. Eric Martin) and Frank Shamrock (12/21/97 vs. Kevin Jackson)

Fastest submission, title match - Frank Shamrock, timed at the time as 22 seconds with the same problems of a slow timekeeper as the Ludwig record. We had timed it at 14 seconds which should tie it for the record. The new UFC encyclopedia and UFC records have been changed and list it as 16 seconds.

Fastest win - Same as fastest knockout

Fastest win, title match - Arlovski is the official record holder

Heaviest fighter - Emmanuel Yarborough, 618 pounds (Yarborough was never officially weighed as UFC didn’t do weigh-ins. in its early years, with the current 265 pound ceiling this record could not be broken)

Largest crowd - 55,724 (4/30 Toronto, Georges St. Pierre vs. Jake Shields)

Largest gate - $12,075,000 (4/30 Toronto, Georges St. Pierre vs. Jake Shields)

Largest gloves - Shane Carwin 5XL

Longest fight - Ken Shamrock vs. Royce Gracie 36:06 (4/7/95) - Because of current rules in place, where matches are limited to 25 minutes, this is an unbreakable record

Longest reach - Jon Jones, 84.5 inches

Most performance bonuses - Anderson Silva, 12

Most best fight bonuses - Chris Lytle and Donald Cerrone 6

Most best knockout bonuses - Anderson Silva 7

Most best submission bonuses - Joe Lauzon 6

Most championship losses - Randy Couture, 6 (2002 - 2008)

Most championship matches - Randy Couture, 15 (1997 - 2008)

Most championship wins - Anderson Silva, 11 (2006 - present)

Most consecutive title defenses - Anderson Silva, 10 (2006-present)

Most consecutive wins - Anderson Silva, 15 (2006-present)

Most fights - Tito Ortiz (1997-present), 27

Most knockouts - Chuck Liddell (1998 - 2010), 10

Most knockouts in championship fights - Anderson Silva 6

Most PPV buys - 1,600,000 (7/11/09 Las Vegas, Brock Lesnar vs. Frank Mir)

Most submissions - Royce Gracie (1993-1995), 11

Most submissions in championship fights - Frank Shamrock, 4

Most wins - Matt Hughes (1999 - 2010), 18

Most wins in less than one minute - Don Frye, B.J. Penn, Frank Shamrock and Mike Swick 2 (one of Frye’s wins is alleged to have been worked)

Most wins in title matches - Anderson Silva, 11 (2006-present)

Most world championships - Randy Couture, 5 (1997 - 2008)

Most different world champions faced, career - Stephan Bonnar, 5 (Lyoto Machida, Forrest Griffin, Rashad Evans, Jon Jones, Mark Coleman)

Oldest champion - Randy Couture, 45

Ultimate Fighter winners to have become world champion - Forrest Griffin, Matt Serra, Rashad Evans

Youngest champion - Jon Jones, 23
 

GungHo

Single-handedly caused Exxon-Mobil to sue FOX, start World War 3
Does RC Cola no longer exist? And WTH is Sun Drop? Is that like Mello Yello?
Yes, and yesyes.

I had an RC this weekend.

And, Sun Drop is Dr Pepper Snapple's version of PepsiCo's Mountain Dew (or MtnDew now, apparently, since tweakers have an aversion to vowels). It was originally a Crush brand. Mello Yello is the Coca Cola version.
 

dream

Member
For all the talk in recent years about boxing being a dying sport, the annual ESPN Sports poll found more people who said they were fans of boxing than fans of WWE pro wrestling or UFC.

The annual poll was a reversal. More people overall, since UFC was listed in the poll as a major sports property in 2007, have always said they are fans of boxing because UFC has few fans over 45, while that generation grew up with boxing. But that’s people who said they had some interest in it.

For people who claimed they were avid fans, MMA was ahead of boxing from 2006 to 2010. Boxing went back ahead last year. It was more a decline of MMA than an increase in boxing, as 13.3% of people claimed to be avid MMA fans on average between 2007 and 2010. That number has fallen to 11.7% on average in the 2011 and 2012 polls.

ESPN spoke with Lorenzo Fertitta of UFC for his reaction to the decline.

“Our sport is built on stars and rivalries, and we have had key injuries to stars, so that’s part of it. We also changed networks and know it takes time for people to get reconnected. That said, we know the key is building relationships between the fans and the fighters and we believe while social networking helps, the power for us to do that is still television. So we are working to re-establish the familiarity of where to find us on TV and grooming the stars, stories, and rivalries for the future while we make the most of what we have now.”

A big thing regarding the future is that not necessarily on a weekly basis, where WWE is really going to be the biggest of the three because of its television being a product more will watch, but when it comes to the public at large and casual fans, boxing looks to be a growing sport, not a declining sport. A big key is the emergence in numbers of the Hispanic audience, where boxing is the second biggest sport next to soccer. Those numbers have increased over the past decade from 37.4 million to 50.7 million, and will continue to increase over the next decade. What makes that strange is that pro wrestling is twice as popular with the Hispanic audience in the U.S. than the white audience, so whatever growth boxing should have because of it should be mirrored by wrestling. It’s hard to say why that isn’t the case. Boxing hasn’t had that superstar Hispanic since Oscar De La Hoya, and wrestling really hasn’t had one in decades. Eddy Guerrero was close before his death and was the biggest since the heyday of Mil Mascaras (who was a superstar only regionally in the U.S.), but to really draw from that type of audience, the guy has to be No. 1, not No. 5 when it comes to being pushed as the serious top star of the brand.

When it comes to the 2012 poll, when asked if you had any interest in the sport, broken down into Demos:

M 12-17 M-18-34 M35-54 M55+
Boxing 70.1% 66.6% 56.0% 43.4%
WWE 40.9% 35.6% 31.7% 20.8%
UFC 65.6% 67.4% 48.7% 27.5%
Of course the first thing you’ll note is that TV ratings completely contradict these numbers. But having any interest would mean some curiosity and let’s face it, PPV does tell you outright when the big event comes, whether it’s a Mayweather fight, a major UFC fight like Silva vs. Sonnen, or a WWE WrestleMania, the interest level overall is boxing, then UFC and then WWE.

Next we’ll look at women.

W12-17 W18-34 W354-54 W55+
Boxing 43.5% 41.2% 28.1% 15.7%
WWE 35.9% 24.6% 16.4% 10.0%
UFC 52.5% 44.0% 27.6% 15.0%
Still, you go to a WWE, a boxing event and a UFC event in the same city, which I do all the time, and WWE draws an audience with far more kids and teens. UFC did, although that is greatly declining, draw the dressed up rich guys, dressed up women, late 20s and 30s dating audience. Wrestling draws very little of that. Boxing draws even less.

The wrestling I grew up with drew people from almost every age group, lots of older people in particular. Every city with regular wrestling that had any kind of a promotion would see the first several rows filled with older people who had season tickets and got them due to seniority. At the Cow Palace, I needed connections to get to third row. And even with connections that was as close as I got. But I could get second row in San Jose. That older audience is non-existent. Wrestling has lost its appeal as a spectator activity to that group. When I grew up, the place was loaded with kids. The difference was wrestling was a place where 12-16 year old kids would go weekly and be dropped off. It was not much in the way of families, just all kinds of teenagers running around with no supervision going crazy. They would be dropped off before the show and picked up when it was over. Now there are kids, but they are always accompanied by an adult. That isn’t a wrestling difference but a societal difference about people being afraid to leave their kids unaccompanied. It’s actually crazy when you think about it, because the Cow Palace on a Saturday night wrestling show was dangerous as hell. I routinely saw people arguing and pulling knives, fights were there all the time. It was insane if you think about it that kids were everywhere with no adults. Now, it’s safe, but nobody would do that.

However, you see almost no kids at a UFC show, and very few over the age of 40. It’s mostly guys, but plenty of women, usually 25-40, some of which is caused by the expensive ticket prices. Boxing draws a very old and very Hispanic audience. The kids are usually family members of the fighters. And again, when it comes to major fights, because of ticket prices, you barely see any kids. Big boxing matches don’t draw as many 25-40, but tons over 40, very well off with the trappings of big shots and being rich. There’s some of that at a UFC show, and virtually none at a WWE show.

Wrestling numbers over the last decade have declined greatly, while boxing’s have improved with younger demos and women, when it comes to casual interest. Nobody even knew UFC then. In similar polls in the early 80s, wrestling would usually come in as the fifth most popular sport and now it’s not even top 25. So while Vince McMahon did increase revenue (but let’s face it, comparing actual revenue of any sport from 30 years ago to today will show even greater increases), it is far less popular. Also, 2002 was the year of a huge decline in interest that really started in 2001. So this isn’t a comparison of boom period to today, this is comparing a down period of ten years ago to today.

My theory about the wrestling audience changing is that it has a super loyal audience, the same basic people; Raw has its audience, Smackdown has its audience. Impact has its audience. Every now and then, like if The Rock comes back and it’s advertised well, or Raw 1,000, or any kind of nostalgia theme, you can pick up the Raw audience. But they seem to have very little interest outside of their group. In the past, we used to joke about casual fans, who watch every now and then, but are aware of many if not all the big names. Pretty much any sports fan could tell you the names of the top wrestlers then who were active, but if you ask today, past John Cena, any names mentioned are going to be stars from another era. That’s the difference between Ric Flair showing up at an NHL game in 1989 (or even 2012) and people mobbing him, and C.M. Punk or the Miz doing so today , and nobody knowing who they are.

There are more people aware of boxing because it’s covered as a mainstream sport, but people don’t watch it weekly on television. They only care about two guys now, and in MMA, you have the mix.

One analyst noted the chart showed that pro wrestling has lost substantial audience in recent years to MMA. But that’s not really proven. There has been a decline in pro wrestling, and MMA came out of nowhere in 2006. Boxing really never declined in the past decade even though the perception is that it has. It’s actually much stronger among women. WWE has. Once again, we’ve seen those similarities in PPV numbers. But there is no proof of anything past coincidence other than the WWE PPV numbers being significantly lower when they are on the same weekend as a UFC show that does significant numbers. And we haven’t really even seen that this year, but it’s possible with UFC’s decline on PPV the past two years, and WWE’s increases, that there is some correlation.

Next we’ll look at people who say they are avid fans, and these are the ones who count, because they are the ones who will spend money on a big show.

M12-17 M18-34 M35-54 M55+
Boxing 24.7% 27.9% 17.4% 10.8%
WWE 10.7% 10.8% 10.7% 5.1%
UFC 29.2% 28.6% 14.9% 5.0%
The key is WWE gets its avid audience to watch its television weekly or multiple times per week. Boxing and UFC get them for big events only.

As for women:

W12-17 W18-34 W35-54 W55+
Boxing 13.8% 10.1% 6.7% 2.0%
WWE 5.7% 5.5% 3.3% 1.5%
UFC 12.0% 11.5% 5.7% 2.3%
A final comparison point, only good for boxing and WWE, is popularity among masses and people who call themselves avid fans over the past decade. As noted, in the past, WWE numbers were generally cut in half in recent ten year trends because through 2001, wrestling was still in its 1997-2001 boom period. Now we are figuring one year past boom and into a big decline, with ten years later.

For casual interest:

M12-17 M18-34 M35-54 M55+
Boxing +3.9% -1.3% +6.1% +7%
WWE -31.3% -22.6% +8.9% +24.6%
What is amazing here is that this shows almost the opposite of what one would suspect. There is an older audience that has some interest. Now, they aren’t attending the shows. We don’t know if they are buying PPVs. And they don’t necessarily watch or follow it much. But they don’t dislike it, although they may dislike this form of it since they don’t attend it.

And for women:

W12-17 W18-34 W35-54 W55+
Boxing +2.6% +23% +42.6% +84.7%
WWE -14.9% -11.2% +3.1% +9.9%
Those are numbers for people who have some interest, but don’t consider themselves serious fans. Second tier sports live and die on serious fans, but not casual fans who aren’t going out of their way to attend arenas, and may only buy the biggest shows of the year. For the people who really follow things closely, here is how Boxing and WWE fared in every major demo.

For avid fan interest:

M12-17 M18-34 M35-54 M55+
Boxing -1.6% +17.2% +14.5% +10.2%
WWE -56.3% -40.0% +40.8% +37.8%
This is really crazy. The audience that WWE has ignored and doesn’t support them live, claims they are more interested in numbers than before. The audience they gear everything toward is tuning out in droves. The post 35 numbers are probably this. Throughout the 80s and again in the late 90s, wrestling had upswings in popularity. A lot of people who came on board in that era who may have been teenagers or young adults are now in their 40s. If they were asked if they were avid fans, they may say yes, since they were and it’s just an age group switch, even if they don’t watch religiously and may want a different version of the product. But the question is are you an avid fan of pro wrestling, and people who were big time fans at one point may still say yes. If we just use 1985 as a year and figure people who were born between 1970 and 1975 were getting into it big, they would be between 27 and 32 in 2002, and between 37 and 42 in 2012, and look at the groups both ages fit into in the comparisons. So that probably explains it more than suddenly WWE right now is more successful at reaching older viewers. So in actuality, even though arenas don’t tell you this, interest in pro wrestling is skewing older because the people who are fans are those who became fans in another era. It’s too bad they couldn’t go one step further in the poll and ask that audience that likely started in the 80s or late 90s what they think of the current product, and compare that with NFL fans or NBA fans, where their sport is largely unchanged and the WWE entertainment is vastly different. Because as a general rule, most fans want wrestling to be what it was when they first started watching. It should be noted that same patterns don’t hold true for women.

And for women:

W12-17 W18-34 W35-54 W55+
Boxing +133.9% +42.3% +81.1% +53.8%
WWE -55.8% -42.1% -35.3% -37.5%
Women, across the board are way down on being avid fans of WWE, and way up on boxing, which again may be more an increase in the Hispanic population being a big part of it. What’s notable is the gap isn’t that large among casual fans. WWE has driven away the younger audience, which makes no sense given that they were an audience that grew up on only WWE. There are older audience increases in saying they are fans, but that audience for the most part won’t attend matches.
 

FACE

Banned
Once again, thanks dream. That confirms some stuff I already knew(decline of UFC and WWE) with some surprising bits too(the popularity of boxing with women).

Someone should shove that essay down Dana's cunting throat.
 
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