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MMA |OT3| When you lose you're a can, when you win you're unstoppable.

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BigJonsson

Member
I hate how Wild Wing sponsors non-Canadian fighters

They only have locations in Ontario, they should be sponsoring Ontario fighters if not only Canadians
 
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Panzon

Member
Nice uppercut and good win for roy but I'm very disappointed with whatever metrione's gameplan was. Why would you stand with Nelson and not circle away from his right hand?
 
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alr1ght

bish gets all the credit :)
Panzon said:
Nice uppercut and good win for roy but I'm very disappointed with whatever metrione's gameplan was. Why would you stand with Nelson and not circle away from his right hand?
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Well he sure as hell can't mess with Roy on the ground.
 
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FACE

Banned
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industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
Maklershed said:
This is what happens when you let someone bang bros ...

TUF Alumnus fractures penis in sex accident
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"Girl was on top... Went higher than 8 1/2" I'm the air and Arona'd my dyck."
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I laughed so hard at that... but I know that feel bro.

Last February I tore my dick whilst banging. Blood went everywhere and I needed to go to the emergency room at 2am. The fun really started when I got an anaesthetic injection right into the exposed tip of my dick. Then I got a whole bunch of stitches to put the big man back together again. I couldn't do anything with my dick for the next month, and every hard-on brought on searing pain. I wasn't able to bang again until April, and I even stopped working out in case I popped my stitches whilst squatting.

Since then I've been careful where I stick my dick. Especially now that I'm taking anticoagulants.

And it cost him US$6000?! Shit son, either Malaysia has a fucked up healthcare system or he went to one of those fancy westerner-aimed hospitals you get across Asia. There's no way even "specialist surgery" like that should cost so much in a south-east Asian country.

Also:

the worst part of this has been the fact that literally everyone who works in the hospital has come in asking to see my shaft out of curiosity. Guess in a muslim country this type of accident isn't as frequent as you would suspect.
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This happened to me too. People were coming in from the waiting room ttrying to catch a glimpse of waiguoren dick. It got to the point where I thought there was a dude holding up a sign saying "White Dude's Dick ->" like a Golf-Sale sign outside the hospital.
 
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industrian

will gently cradle you as time slowly ticks away.
You'll appreciate this one, FACE.

My parents sent me a package for Christmas. One of the things in the package was a novelty soap.

On one side of the soap:

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And on the other, in typical British humour style:

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Gr1mLock

Passing metallic gas
industrian said:
I laughed so hard at that... but I know that feel bro.

Last February I tore my dick whilst banging. Blood went everywhere and I needed to go to the emergency room at 2am. The fun really started when I got an anaesthetic injection right into the exposed tip of my dick. Then I got a whole bunch of stitches to put the big man back together again. I couldn't do anything with my dick for the next month, and every hard-on brought on searing pain. I wasn't able to bang again until April, and I even stopped working out in case I popped my stitches whilst squatting.

Since then I've been careful where I stick my dick. Especially now that I'm taking anticoagulants.

And it cost him US$6000?! Shit son, either Malaysia has a fucked up healthcare system or he went to one of those fancy westerner-aimed hospitals you get across Asia. There's no way even "specialist surgery" like that should cost so much in a south-east Asian country.

Also:



This happened to me too. People were coming in from the waiting room ttrying to catch a glimpse of waiguoren dick. It got to the point where I thought there was a dude holding up a sign saying "White Dude's Dick ->" like a Golf-Sale sign outside the hospital.
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Thats what happens when you bang bro.
 
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polyh3dron

Banned
So yeah, last night's TUF Finale was a way better card than it had any business being, and that was without Guillard/Varner. Yeah the actual TUF Fibal fight sucked, but yeah. They need to do more of these where they don't put any of the losers of the season on the main card.

Also, those TUF Brazil guys are badasses for the most part.
 
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Maklershed

Member
As of last night I have a new favorite fighter - Rust Dam Hobby Love

The Faceless Master said:
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Ha is that Hendricks looking all sad in the background?

polyh3dron said:
So yeah, last night's TUF Finale was a way better card than it had any business being, and that was without Guillard/Varner. Yeah the actual TUF Fibal fight sucked, but yeah. They need to do more of these where they don't put any of the losers of the season on the main card.

Also, those TUF Brazil guys are badasses for the most part.
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So bummed Ricci lost. Now we have to look forward to a contract and more fights with a guy that looks like a The Hills Have Eyes character and a fighting style that would embarrass Mike Pierce and the old version of Nik Lentz.
 
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polyh3dron

Banned
I will LMAO if that poster is for real. The smoke coming from Diaz in a green haze, the sad-eyed Hendricks in the back who doesn't even get co-main billing, it's just too good. But it does look like a very professional poster.

And Mak would you rather have had a TUF winner who got blasted by Pat Curran at 155?
 
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Ninja Scooter

Member
brentech said:
It bums me out that a fight can be won like that. I highly appreciate a technical ground game, but there wasn't exactly great submission attempts.

That said, Colt clearly dominated the action, but fuck that's such a boring style. Plenty of guys hold folks down, but at least they do damage from their positions or are at least slick with their submission attempts instead of just hoping you'll get an arm under the chin.

Again....not saying it wasn't clearly obvious who won that. Would just like to see guys have to do more than what he was attempting.
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I liked his token RNC attempts where he clearly had no idea what he was doing. Cranking back on Ricci's shoulders and jaw.
 
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Heel

Member
polyh3dron said:
I will LMAO if that poster is for real. The smoke coming from Diaz in a green haze, the sad-eyed Hendricks in the back who doesn't even get co-main billing, it's just too good. But it does look like a very professional poster.
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Here's the real one:

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I like how they have Diaz looking like a menacing final boss from the box art of a video game or something lol.
 
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