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Monitoring the situation in Iran
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Rentahamster
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DeepEnigma
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Rentahamster
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Touch granite.
AJUMP23
Parody of actual AJUMP23
I think you mean poutine.
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ChuckeRearmed
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So nothing is happening?
ForAcademicPurposes
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efyu_lemonardo
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This is embarrassing
It's actualy not going down.
Smiggs
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A bunch of shit just came up!
LimanimaPT
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DeepEnigma
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Can't destroy the enemy as effectively if everyone suffers from dysentery.
RJMacready73
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If they only had another Carrier... oh wait
TheAtomicPile
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The Gerald Ford has had significant problems throughout its life. The weapon elevators didn't work for years. Add another one to the list.
efyu_lemonardo
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It's a reminder that reality is messyImagine, years in the future, historians writing about this conflict and saying "and then the war was postponed by a couple of weeks because the shitter was full"
winjer
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It's a reminder that reality is messy
Well, just remember that one of the main causes of death during military campaigns, throughout all of human history, was dysentery.
So in reality, it's not the first time, nor the last, that a military event is shaped because the "shitter was full"
ForAcademicPurposes
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Overspecialize and you breed in weakness.
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ChuckeRearmed
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It is time to put the end to Iran
winjer
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Not to Iran, but the Khomeini regime.
ChuckeRearmed
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Current Iran is basically IRGC + ayatollah. New country won't be the current Iran for sure.
0neAnd0nly
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DeepEnigma
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Of course it was. And past administrations (even ones that gave them money) knew this the entire time they did so.
ChuckeRearmed
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C'mon do something finally. Even those who are against already want to some action.
This kind of "we don't want it but let's just get to fighting so we can all get over it" thinking led us to WW1
China tells its citizens to leave iran now.
Strange because I read reports to talks are going well.
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It's climbing on Polymarket. Currently showing 68% odds of US striking Iran by the end of March and 80% by Dec 31
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ELAL's new branding colors are depressing.
ChuckeRearmed
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The horoscope fans and various astrologers are going crazy online regarding this stuff these days due to various "planetary movements" and mythical things.
US strikes Iran by...?
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It's climbing on Polymarket. Currently showing 68% odds of US striking Iran by the end of March and 80% by Dec 31
Talk always "go well" in the reports. It is just a formality really so that Oman/other etc. save some face.
This week Jews celebrate Purim, which is based on the Book of Esther. The book relates the story of a Jewish woman in Persia, who becomes queen of Persia and thwarts a genocide of her people. Defeating the evil Haman. It could be too on the nose.
ChuckeRearmed
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What impresses me is that a lot of events that have been happening in the last decade could literally be used to write another religious book. I heard about Purim, but did not know the details. Fascinating.
ForAcademicPurposes
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Should be any day now.
They were thwarted several times. This is why you don't get your info from Instagram.
ChuckeRearmed
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Well to be fair, Israel has sabotage Iranian nuclear program many many times.
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