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Movies You’ve Watched Lately [OT] - 2023

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GeekyDad

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Best movie ever. The attempted suicide scene is just so powerful. There is no theatrics, melodrama or silly orchestrated score in the background trying to play along your emotions. The effect is subtle and eloquent enough to create maximum impact for the viewer and this type of direction is sorely missed in today's cinema. For a 4 hour long movie it doesn't drag in once. Scenery and cinematography is beautiful.
I can't say I necessarily agree with all that -- especially the last part of that sentence. That being said, it's still a personal all-time favorite for me.

I named my first son Graham because of that movie. It speaks so much to me, in spite (and because) of its romantic nature.
 

Davesky

Member
I can't say I necessarily agree with all that -- especially the last part of that sentence. That being said, it's still a personal all-time favorite for me.

I named my first son Graham because of that movie. It speaks so much to me, in spite (and because) of its romantic nature.

Well yeah I know it has an orchestrated score, a good one at that, but it’s not like in modern movies where it’s specifically scored to fit along with what’s on screen at the time and played along like a movie trailer, something that I really hate in modern films.
 
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BadBurger

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Blood Vessel (2019) ★★☆☆☆

As World War II winds down, an Australian ( I think) merchant vessel is sunk by German U-boats. The survivors are adrift on a raft and happen upon a derelict, apparently abandoned ship in the deep sea. Vampire stuff immediately ensues.

I liked that it adhered to the now classic story structure of fantasy and/or sci-fi horror films like Aliens or Event Horizon. There's a few allusions to other vampire stories that I found to be a nice touch. It just didn't come together well, and I never found myself having any sense of urgency or caring about any of the characters.

That said, it's a decent enough time filler for fans of horror.
 

NahaNago

Member
Blood Vessel (2019) ★★☆☆☆

As World War II winds down, an Australian ( I think) merchant vessel is sunk by German U-boats. The survivors are adrift on a raft and happen upon a derelict, apparently abandoned ship in the deep sea. Vampire stuff immediately ensues.

I liked that it adhered to the now classic story structure of fantasy and/or sci-fi horror films like Aliens or Event Horizon. There's a few allusions to other vampire stories that I found to be a nice touch. It just didn't come together well, and I never found myself having any sense of urgency or caring about any of the characters.

That said, it's a decent enough time filler for fans of horror.
saw this movie and the last scream movie last night. The Blood Vessel movie was for the most part just an okay-ish movie. The visuals I thought it was pretty good. It seems like it was made a small budget since you visit the same rooms several times.

They needed to do better in making us care about the characters. I'm kind of mixed on it since I think they did a pretty good job with the atmosphere of the movie and made it seemed like it had a much larger budget.

For I think scream 6. I honestly couldn't get that into it. I found the little sister to be annoying. So few kills in this movie now that I think about it. I much preferred the last one over this. This movie felt like more of a cash grab. They need to take a short break and really think about how they are going to push that girl into fighting her blood or start fresh.
 

nightmare-slain

Gold Member
Watched Ad Astra on Netflix the other night. It was interesting at first but was shit.

Going to see Beau Is Afraid tomorrow. It's finally out here in the UK in the cinema. Saw Hereditary and Midsommar at their launch and loved them. I know this isn't a horror like those movies but it's Ari Aster so i'm going to see it.
 

AJUMP23

Parody of actual AJUMP23
Big George Foreman - I enjoyed the movie about his life, his faith and his return to greatness.
 
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nightmare-slain

Gold Member
So I went to see Beau Is Afraid and have to say I am disappointed. Maybe they should've kept the working title "Disappointment Blvd". The first hour or so I was into it waiting for it to build up to something and yeah you end up having no idea where the fuck it's going next but I felt like it dragged on for far too long and if you asked me what it was about now I don't think I could tell you anything beyond "Mommy issues" and a fascination with penises.

A few people walked out of the cinema and never came back :messenger_tears_of_joy: and to be honest I did think about leaving too. At the end I was talking to two guys who sat next to me and they said it was shit.

I am up for giving it another watch when I can rent it but I hope to god we don't get a Director's Cut lol it was already far too long. I usually love weird unusual movies like this. Joaquin Phoenix was amazing as always but I really don't know what the hell I just watched. As I said in my previous post I loved Hereditary and Midsommar but this is nothing like that (not that I was expecting it to be). Even though I can't say I liked it right now I am always happy to see a director have a lot of freedom to do what the hell they want. Good on A24 and Ari Aster.
 
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Doom85

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So I went to see Beau Is Afraid and have to say I am disappointed. Maybe they should've kept the working title "Disappointment Blvd". The first hour or so I was into it waiting for it to build up to something and yeah you end up having no idea where the fuck it's going next but I felt like it dragged on for far too long and if you asked me what it was about now I don't think I could tell you anything beyond "Mommy issues" and a fascination with penises.

A few people walked out of the cinema and never came back :messenger_tears_of_joy: and to be honest I did think about leaving too. At the end I was talking to two guys who sat next to me and they said it was shit.

I am up for giving it another watch when I can rent it but I hope to god we don't get a Director's Cut lol it was already far too long. I usually love weird unusual movies like this. Joaquin Phoenix was amazing as always but I really don't know what the hell I just watched. As I said in my previous post I loved Hereditary and Midsommar but this is nothing like that (not that I was expecting it to be). Even though I can't say I liked it right now I am always happy to see a director have a lot of freedom to do what the hell they want. Good on A24 and Ari Aster.

I greatly enjoyed it but it will definitely be his most divisive film so far. I think some people’s problems, not necessarily your’s, are they’re taking the final 20 or so minutes too literally.

I’m pretty sure once the childhood friend dies on top of him, a good deal of what Beau sees is purely in his broken mind. His mom is alive. But there is no actual twin brother, nor is there a penis monster.

Beau’s mom‘s idea of “love” is purely that of control. She hates the idea of Beau gaining any real independence so the “locking the twin in the attic when he acts out” is a metaphor for her keeping any attempts of Beau to break away from this toxic relationship under control. The penis monster is how she saw Beau’s father, purely a means to impregnate her, and then she disposed of him and told Beau it was a hereditary (hah!) condition, which we know is bullshit as Beau survives his orgasm.

The trial is almost entirely in Beau’s head. His mother’s words are all real, but her lawyer may not even be there (the accusations simply coming from his mother), and the massive crowd is not there either. Beau’s lawyer is not a real individual, but rather showing Beau’s last bit of mental defense as his mother destroys what’s left of him.

Finally, Beau either takes his life out of misplaced guilt, or his mother kills him or has him killed. Regardless, the mother is so self-centered on a psychotic level she finds herself blameless in his death, as we hear her weeping after Beau “drowns to his death” (he might have been disposed of this way, but who knows). This fits with Beau’s therapist writing “guilty” on his notepad early on, since the therapist is working for Beau’s mom, it reflects how the mom already unfairly sees Beau ever before her “death” and how Beau responds and acts on it.

Aster’s film are all cautionary tales. Hereditary was about what happens if a family never overcomes grief. Midsommar was about a woman being placed between two groups utilizing gaslighting and manipulation in different ways on her. Beau is Afraid is once again about gaslighting and manipulation but this time the victim‘s abuser is a parent. So while it does tread a tad similar to Midsommar in theming, I do think they are unique enough.
 

nightmare-slain

Gold Member
I greatly enjoyed it but it will definitely be his most divisive film so far. I think some people’s problems, not necessarily your’s, are they’re taking the final 20 or so minutes too literally.

I’m pretty sure once the childhood friend dies on top of him, a good deal of what Beau sees is purely in his broken mind. His mom is alive. But there is no actual twin brother, nor is there a penis monster.

Beau’s mom‘s idea of “love” is purely that of control. She hates the idea of Beau gaining any real independence so the “locking the twin in the attic when he acts out” is a metaphor for her keeping any attempts of Beau to break away from this toxic relationship under control. The penis monster is how she saw Beau’s father, purely a means to impregnate her, and then she disposed of him and told Beau it was a hereditary (hah!) condition, which we know is bullshit as Beau survives his orgasm.

The trial is almost entirely in Beau’s head. His mother’s words are all real, but her lawyer may not even be there (the accusations simply coming from his mother), and the massive crowd is not there either. Beau’s lawyer is not a real individual, but rather showing Beau’s last bit of mental defense as his mother destroys what’s left of him.

Finally, Beau either takes his life out of misplaced guilt, or his mother kills him or has him killed. Regardless, the mother is so self-centered on a psychotic level she finds herself blameless in his death, as we hear her weeping after Beau “drowns to his death” (he might have been disposed of this way, but who knows). This fits with Beau’s therapist writing “guilty” on his notepad early on, since the therapist is working for Beau’s mom, it reflects how the mom already unfairly sees Beau ever before her “death” and how Beau responds and acts on it.

Aster’s film are all cautionary tales. Hereditary was about what happens if a family never overcomes grief. Midsommar was about a woman being placed between two groups utilizing gaslighting and manipulation in different ways on her. Beau is Afraid is once again about gaslighting and manipulation but this time the victim‘s abuser is a parent. So while it does tread a tad similar to Midsommar in theming, I do think they are unique enough.
Thank you so much. I am really going to need to watch it again. At first it was just so bizarre and crazy but I actually love it when a film confuses me and I need the time to process it and give it a rewatch. I'd love nothing more for me to watch it and for it to click and fall in love with it.

I think there is something to do with drugs in this movie. I think Ari was on acid or something when he wrote this and there is some commentary on drugs. Maybe you need to be high for it to make some sense lmao. The first hour or so of the movie really felt like I was being personally attacked as I could relate to a lot of it but then it went in a totally different direction lol.
 

Batiman

Banned
Watched dungeons and dragons and i really enjoyed it. I hope they make more….

I never really thought Chris Pine was the greatest actor but he always brings life to whatever role he plays. Even justice smith ( if that’s his name?) was surprisingly really good here. I used to ask why he keeps getting roles but I thought he was good on this
 

Doom85

Gold Member
Thank you so much. I am really going to need to watch it again. At first it was just so bizarre and crazy but I actually love it when a film confuses me and I need the time to process it and give it a rewatch. I'd love nothing more for me to watch it and for it to click and fall in love with it.

I think there is something to do with drugs in this movie. I think Ari was on acid or something when he wrote this and there is some commentary on drugs. Maybe you need to be high for it to make some sense lmao. The first hour or so of the movie really felt like I was being personally attacked as I could relate to a lot of it but then it went in a totally different direction lol.

(I apologize for the massive amount below, this film just gets me thinking a lot)

I do think a lot of elements are left to be ambiguous, which works with what is happening to Beau.

We know by the end that Beau’s mother has manipulated and controlled much of what happened to Beau, though plenty is left uncertain if it was part of her plan or not. I‘ll need to see it on streaming or BR to freeze frame the mom’s photo that is a collage of all her employees as I only saw Roger, but we know his wife Grace was also working for Beau’s mother due to her “stop incriminating yourself” note she secretly gave Beau.

But this leaves the teenage daughter Toni in doubt. Was she working for the mother as well, and was her death real? Also, Grace’s reaction to finding her daughter dead, legit or not? The many possibilities are:

-it was all an act, and they were all working for the mother. Even Jeeves, the former veteran, aimed his shots carefully not to actually hit Beau
-the parents were both working for the mom, but not Toni. She legit hates how her parents never got over her older brother’s death, and kills herself. This would also serve as foreshadowing if Beau’s death is actual suicide at the end fueled by his mother’s actions. This also means Grace’s despair at finding Toni dead and her ordering Jeeves to rip Beau apart is real and not part of Beau’s mother’s plans, but again due to how many people work for her (likely including most if not all of the Orphans of the Forest), she can use them as meat shields to give Beau time to escape, and if Beau is killed, well the mother will just view it as him “not trying hard enough to get to the funeral” because, as established, she already sees him as “guilty”
-they’re all working for the mom, but the daughter secretly disapproves of what they’re doing to Beau. Her offering the paint can to Beau is her way of giving him the option of a less horrifying death than what she knows awaits him at his mother’s whims. This is why she shows so much hatred of Beau for most of their time together, because he reflects her, two victims with no control or freedom in their lives. And Grace’s reaction and Jeeves’ attempts to kill him are legit again as in the second possibility
-also take into account Grace’s “stop incriminating yourself” note. So she’s working for the mother, but does she honestly believe Beau is really guilty of anything? We know the mother is an expert manipulator as she seemingly convinced the housemaid to take her own life so it could be used as a fake headless corpse for Beau’s mother, so she could have easily manipulated Grace into buying her bullshit, or Grace knew Beau was innocent and the note was her way of implying Beau needs to stop doing things that his mother will disapprove of purely for his own survival.

And Roger is left completely ambiguous. We know he’s an employee, but was any of his kindness legit? It’s irrelevant, and any of the above possibilities still work with how Beau’s mother planned his end. She knew he’d see the collage and the photos of the people, and thus what kindness and support he did manage to experience from people throughout the film is instantly shattered in his mind. Beau should have been allowed to become independent like anyone’s child eventually does, and of course independence needs help from kindness and support of others. For all his horrible experiences, he still thought some people cared about him, and then he sees the photos. Regardless of how many were merely acting the part versus how many were possibility legitimate, it doesn’t matter. Beau’s mother, in one swoop, took all of that from him, thus shattering whatever hope he could have had of independence from her.

This is why the city Beau lives in is so fucked up that it makes cities with high crime rates in our reality seem like a paradise in comparison (Christ, Gotham City seems more stable). His mother, while probably not employing everyone in an entire city, probably has enough of them under her thumb to present this unrealistic level of daily violence and chaos to prevent Beau from connecting with anyone out of fear.

To basically sum up her argument towards Beau:

“The world is dangerous, Beau.
You can’t trust people, Beau, even if they present you with kindness and support.
Except me, of course. So if you wrong me in any way, no matter the reasoning or context, you are guilty.
So….you’re at the airport, right?
You lost your keys? Well, that’s awful, but you said you’d visit. You wouldn’t lie. It’s fine, I’m sure you’ll do the right thing.
Well, I’m dead. Obviously you’ll make it to the funeral. I’m your mother. NOTHING should prevent you from making it on time.”

Like, honestly, in terms of cruel treatment towards a single individual (so ignoring mass murderers and such on any scale, this is horrific acts against ONE person), I think Beau’s mother may be one of the most morally reprehensible individuals I’ve seen in all of cinema. It shows the frightening idea of someone this self centered and also skilled at gaslighting and manipulation and what she could do to a person. Obviously it’s exaggerated with her high level of resources and personnel due to her massive wealth, but still an effective cautionary tale.
 

Heimdall_Xtreme

Hermen Hulst Fanclub's #1 Member
Suzume.

The movie isn't great and tends to run too long.

There are beautiful moments in the film, other neglected aspects such as if the budget was very tight.

I did not like the MC Donalds commercial.

I give it a 8.
 
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Doom85

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★☆☆☆☆ / Fuckkkkk thissssss

Russell Crowe either manages his finances badly and is willing to star in anything, or he owed the director or somebody a favor.

Granted, I know Christopher Walken said he himself never turns down a role, because he just loves acting, whether the film is good or bad.
 

Andyliini

Member
A Good Day to Die Hard
I have not watched this since the theatrical release 10 years ago. I remember not really enjoying it, and wanted to see if time has fone it's magic. Turned out it had not, it was even worse than I remebered. The plot is stupid, and especially the car chase scene is too long. Also, the constant shakecam and lightning-quick cuts make it difficult to follow. Some directors know how to use them, but John Moore did not. But the biggest crime of this film is that it's not funny. Every other Die Hard director understood that, so what's the problem here?

At least the blu-ray had a fine amount of special features, but even those are mostly generic stuff. There really is nothing to see here.
 

KrakenIPA

Member
Watched dungeons and dragons and i really enjoyed it. I hope they make more….

I never really thought Chris Pine was the greatest actor but he always brings life to whatever role he plays. Even justice smith ( if that’s his name?) was surprisingly really good here. I used to ask why he keeps getting roles but I thought he was good on this
I am watching this with my ma, we're 2/3rd of the way through it after a week (how long is this film?) I am loving all of it, I'm nerding out on all the D&D stuff, and she is enjoying the zany plot points of the movie 😝 Chris Pine plays a perfect D&D character haha!
 

nightmare-slain

Gold Member
Watched some of Harry Potter & The Prisoner of Azkaban last night. I own the 4K HDR movies on Apple but I was watching them in crappy 1080p SDR on Netflix because they just all went up there here in the UK.

You know what? I actually think it's about time these movies were remade or there was a reboot. I know there is a TV show in the works and I'm happy about it. The movies will always be special to me but it's so sad to think how many amazing actors and actresses are dead now. It's been so long.... Richard Harris (OG Dumbledore) died over 20 years ago. Robbie Coltrane (Hagrid) is dead. Richard Griffiths (Mr Dursley) is dead. Fudge (MoM) is dead. Alan Rickman is dead. John Cleese might as well be dead the stupid asshole. I could go on and on. I know I'm being morbid and it doesn't really matter if people are dead but it just hammers it in that it's been so long since these movies were made. Also Daniel and Rupert have kids now (wtf!!) and I agree with Snape that Hermione/Emma is so god damn insufferable.

This is the first time I've watched the movies at least movie 3 and onwards and thought that the CGI looks awful. PoA has been one of my favourite movies in the series but the effects are sticking out like a sore thumb. I just keep thinking how much better it would look with modern technology.

Again, I'll always love these movies despite their flaws but I'm kinda tired of them (and I've watched them countless times over the years). I really want a fresh take on them and just like how I keep thinking about how they would be with new technology I am also thinking now how could this story be told with new characters and with different directors.

The TV show obviously isn't happening for a while yet but I really feel like for the first time in over a decade that I might actually stop watching these movies so much. Over time I will come back to them but I am ready for something new to tell the story in the books.
 
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EviLore

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Year of the Dragon (1985), directed by Michael Cimino. Streaming on HBO Max.

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This is a tough watch in some ways. The protagonist is an extremely damaged, extremely racist, destructive narcissist, and his charismatic portrayal by Mickey Rourke is nowhere near enough to cover the necessary ground to come away liking him overall. But his single-mindedness and deep character flaws do make for an interesting story that could only have been made circa 1975-1985. The brief moments of action scattered throughout are blistering and gruesome, like a grounded Verhoeven, and it all leaves an impression.
 

DeafTourette

Perpetually Offended
Peter Pan+Wendy

Not bad. Other than some dodgy SFX with Tinkerbell, it was really nice.

65

Also not bad. But it was like a combination of Wolf and Cub and After Earth... Won't be watching it again tho. I was entertained but ... Eh.

Evil Dead Rise

EXCELLENT! Proper scary and had some good normal dialogue.
 

BadBurger

Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Quantumania

I had high hopes. I was let down.

The first fifteen or so minutes was great. I think the writers worked in some good meta about how the least popular comic characters tend to become the fan favorites.

That said, the story is not good. Jonathon Majors puts in his worst acting job IMO. He's really bad in this - like B movie bad. It concludes in a way that makes the entire Marvel endeavor feel like it should be put to pasture. Edit; OK maybe that is a little extreme. But they need to regroup and think things through before their next "phase" IMO.
 
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Mr Blobby

Member
Fast X
these movies make great drinking games as you know exactly what you're getting yourself into. The movie itself is also self aware of the incessant mention of family and questionable physics. But nobody does big action like Hollywood and nobody is doing this bigger than the FF franchise and that's what I like about it. Big set pieces, beautiful locations and cars, crazy plots and mayhem. I wish there was more grounded, cgi-less racing like in 1 and Tokyo Drift but those days are long gone. Fast X is like a nostalgic road trip of previous entries in terms of locations, people and those cool internal combustion nitro shots. There's a loose story about Jason Mamoa (he's so bad he's good as an eccentric mastermind) exacting revenge on Riddick etc for killing his dad but it's really just an excuse to have the large cast doing something actiony. It's big dumb fun. In terms of quality, I rate it above 9, which isn't saying much. Also I can't remember shit about the other ones. The movie does end on a cliffhanger but more exciting is the
mid credits scene showing the Rock. This might have been known but I avoided all FF X news.
 

bitbydeath

Gold Member
Quantumania

I had high hopes. I was let down.

The first fifteen or so minutes was great. I think the writers worked in some good meta about how the least popular comic characters tend to become the fan favorites.

That said, the story is not good. Jonathon Majors puts in his worst acting job IMO. He's really bad in this - like B movie bad. It concludes in a way that makes the entire Marvel endeavor feel like it should be put to pasture. Edit; OK maybe that is a little extreme. But they need to regroup and think things through before their next "phase" IMO.
They don’t even feel connected anymore, just one more isolated disaster after another.

Also watched Smile

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It’s alright, but does have its share of lazy writing. Still worth a watch at night for the creep factor.
 

DryvBy

Member
Sisu was great and id highly recommend it if you want a stupid over the top gory action film. It's John Wick meets Rambo's grandpa.

I also watched Street Fighter the movie again and didn't absolutely hate it like I did as a kid. I guess because most movies today aren't really good to me. Blanka still is a barrel of laughs with his reveal.

I also watched Rock of Ages for the first time and the idea was great but that movie sucked. I think it's only decent because Tom Cruise is a great actor and fit the role, but even he seemed checked out at parts. I also missed it was a musical but whatever.

Last, Napoleon Dynamite I rewatched. I love that movie still and that's all.
 

BadBurger

Many “Whelps”! Handle It!
Shazam 2

It's better than the first, definitely much tighter and filled with tons more story. Still kind of mid.

Biggest faults: the villains are boring and a very odd choice. A couple of middle aged women in cheap plastic armor? Ugh. They also still lean in on the boring bully vs disabled guy routine

Saving graces: It's actually pretty cool seeing the Marvel family grow and develop, and Mary Marvel is a smokehouse
 

Doom85

Gold Member
Shazam 2

It's better than the first, definitely much tighter and filled with tons more story. Still kind of mid.

Biggest faults: the villains are boring and a very odd choice. A couple of middle aged women in cheap plastic armor? Ugh. They also still lean in on the boring bully vs disabled guy routine

Saving graces: It's actually pretty cool seeing the Marvel family grow and develop, and Mary Marvel is a smokehouse

Blame it on Dwayne Johnson. Dude wanted to fight Superman and refused to appear in Shazam 2, calling it a “disservice” if he did. Ah yes, a total disservice to have Shazam’s most iconic antagonist appear.

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Honestly, while not great, I thought the goddesses were decent for what we got. The opening sequence with them in the museum was quite intense. And seeing Shazam just absolutely slam Helen Mirren to the ground was hilarious and awesome.
 

Doom85

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Can't believe I slept on this one. It was genuinely funny. Just the number of times Cage is like "WHAT? I CAN'T DO THAT...*blank stare into space* OKAY LETS DO THIS"

Him and Pascal getting high and freaking out over nothing was incredible.
 

Dr.Morris79

Gold Member
Just got back from watching Sisu with the lad, bloody loved it. Simple, no nonsense fun!

Broke my heart there was only five people in the cinema on release day!
 

xrnzaaas

Member
Finally watched John Wick 4 and it was way too long. The action scenes became tiring, sure they had some cool & funny bits like the roundabout fight with the baddies flying away atfer being hit by cars, but overall it was too much. Doesn't help that John had more scenes in the open and having the bulletproof suit hurts the viewing experience. I also think the movie got the weakest 'villain' this time around (the second movie remains the goat in that segment). At least the main 2 assassins were good.

Overall the series needs to stop or at least have a long break. I've rewatched JW 1 & 2 probably three times, have seen JW3 only once and I have no intention in rewatching this as well.
 

Grildon Tundy

Gold Member
Finally watched John Wick 4 and it was way too long. The action scenes became tiring, sure they had some cool & funny bits like the roundabout fight with the baddies flying away atfer being hit by cars, but overall it was too much. Doesn't help that John had more scenes in the open and having the bulletproof suit hurts the viewing experience. I also think the movie got the weakest 'villain' this time around (the second movie remains the goat in that segment). At least the main 2 assassins were good.

Overall the series needs to stop or at least have a long break. I've rewatched JW 1 & 2 probably three times, have seen JW3 only once and I have no intention in rewatching this as well.
I agree on the action scenes being tiring. I would go through being initially excited, then kind of bored, then loop back around to being excited again just because of how ridiculous it was that it just. kept. going.

I think they would've been more impactful and the movie stronger if they kept the most unique hits/kills/etc. and cut out a lot of the filler--filler in which another movie would be the best thing about it.
 
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Biff

Member
Is it just me or did Keanu seem NOTICEABLY slower in JW4? To the point that it seriously hurt the impact of the action scenes.

Kudos to him for doing all his stunts but he's 58 years old. It doesn't help that they had him constantly spamming judo throws and those idiotic takedown "rolls" against people with guns. He was sooooo slow in those segments.

And then they put him up against Donnie Yen, one of the best HK action stars, who is still blistering fast at 59 years old. And it made Keanu look even worse.

I hate to admit, but I shut the movie off at the hour mark. I found it insufferable and by far the worst in the series. A 3hr movie with old man Keanu battling arthritis? Who thought that was a good idea?

Edit: forgot about the bullet proof suits mentioned above - smh - legit Fast & Furious levels of stupidity there and further ruined the fight scenes.
 
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OmegaSupreme

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Is it just me or did Keanu seem NOTICEABLY slower in JW4? To the point that it seriously hurt the impact of the action scenes.

Kudos to him for doing all his stunts but he's 58 years old. It doesn't help that they had him constantly spamming judo throws and those idiotic takedown "rolls" against people with guns. He was sooooo slow in those segments.

And then they put him up against Donnie Yen, one of the best HK action stars, who is still blistering fast at 59 years old. And it made Keanu look even worse.

I hate to admit, but I shut the movie off at the hour mark. I found it insufferable and by far the worst in the series. A 3hr movie with old man Keanu battling arthritis? Who thought that was a good idea?

Edit: forgot about the bullet proof suits mentioned above - smh - legit Fast & Furious levels of stupidity there and further ruined the fight scenes.
I loved the film myself and it's inevitable that Keanu is slowing down as these movies go on. Funny thing about him fighting Donnie Yen. I saw an interview where Keanu said that the fight between him and Donnie was originally quite different with John parrying and countering his moves but Keanu couldn't keep up with Donnie, so they changed it. I don't mind they bullet proof suits. This is a heightened reality not reality itself. That's just me though. I can understand if others can't buy into it.
 

nightmare-slain

Gold Member
Finally got through Everything Everywhere all at once.

I don't really know what I just watched lol. It was fun for the first half or so and then it just dragged on.
 

xrnzaaas

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I agree on the action scenes being tiring. I would go through being initially excited, then kind of bored, then loop back around to being excited again just because of how ridiculous it was that it just. kept. going.

I think they would've been more impactful and the movie stronger if they kept the most unique hits/kills/etc. and cut out a lot of the filler--filler in which another movie would be the best thing about it.
At least they didn't make John Wick Chapter 4 - Part 1 and Part 2. ;) That would've been even worse.
 

Biff

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Just got back from watching Sisu with the lad, bloody loved it. Simple, no nonsense fun!

Broke my heart there was only five people in the cinema on release day!
Watched it on this reco and loved it. Very Tarantino-esque.

If you liked Inglorious Basterds, you'll like Sisu.
 

Lord Panda

The Sea is Always Right
And then they put him up against Donnie Yen, one of the best HK action stars, who is still blistering fast at 59 years old. And it made Keanu look even worse.

Donnie Yen still moves with that sharp effortless fluidity that's amazing to see onscreen. Keanu on the other hand lumbered and creaked his way from scene to scene. Also does gravity and general physics must work differently in the John Wick world. Dude has taken some amazing falls and tumbles but still manages to get back on his feet to continue his murder combo.
 
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