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[HiResDes]

Russel Brand is a phenomenon....A living, breathing turd with the ability to beget smaller pieces of shit by simply opening his mouth. It's a reproductive marvel. I'm not a big fan of Lars at all, but I'm thinking about giving him a second chance because if Brand hates him then he can't be all bad.

 

[Spectacular Dr Dawg]

That letter was an eye-opener; I figured the guy was controlling but in reality he's a straight up fuckface. Do you have any more letters or interviews or whatever that give us a peek of what happens behind closed doors?

Nope, sorry. At least not any that come to mind right now. But at least he seems to have cleaned up his act now.

 

[NGAMER9]

Russel Brand is a phenomenon....A living, breathing turd with the ability to beget smaller pieces of shit by simply opening his mouth. It's a reproductive marvel. I'm not a big fan of Lars at all, but I'm thinking about giving him a second chance because if Brand hates him then he can't be all bad.

This could possibly make the 30 greatest GAFfers on celebrity insults.

 

[Sai-kun]

Gurl you know she's right.

 

[Shao Kahn Brewing a Stew]

That letter was an eye-opener; I figured the guy was controlling but in reality he's a straight up fuckface. Do you have any more letters or interviews or whatever that give us a peek of what happens behind closed doors?

I remember when that was written. Good times! All the other "nineinchnails members" posted on the same day and responded about the shit and giggles... and then it was revealed that this was all written by Meathead aka Theninhotline comedy relief.

What a let down to such an amazing to-be feud lol.

 

[dude]

I love Marnie's stuff and her general attitude. I'm actually quite fond of Bethany's stuff too, it's some fun, breezy pop, but her stoner attitude is so obnoxious and forced, it doesn't help. Also, her boyfriend is one of the worst musicians I've heard in ages.

I like both Mernie Stern and Bethany, and Wavves
Mernie's criticism is legit though, Bethany is nott exactly a savant songwriter.

 

[jufonuk]

Trying to find the Liam Howlett one about Aphex Twin, and Liam Howlett on why the prodigy decided to go beyond rave: he said he could have played his looped farts to a rave crowd, they would be so high they would probably dance to it.

edit and the one about he doens't want the band to be liked by everyone he says something like everyone and their mum likes oasis we don't want to be like that

 

[Hot Coldman]

I like both Mernie Stern and Bethany, and Wavves
Mernie's criticism is legit though, Bethany is nott exactly a savant songwriter.

I ALWAYS FREAK WHEN I GET HIGH yeah yeah shut up you moron.

Also, when you make an album as good as This Is It and I Am It and You Are It and So Is That and He Is It and She Is It and It Is It and That Is That, you get say whatever the fuck you want about Pitchfork's flavour of the month, haha

 

[Altazor]

I've always been fond of this one:
http://www.nme.com/news/tabloid-hell/34640

as much as I hate Blunt's bland borefest some people call "songs", I wouldn't want to live near any of the Gallaghers either.

 

[brianjones]

as much as I hate Blunt's bland borefest some people call "songs", I wouldn't want to live near any of the Gallaghers either.

you probably won't have to worry about that

 

[TheMan]

I remember when that was written. Good times! All the other "nineinchnails members" posted on the same day and responded about the shit and giggles... and then it was revealed that this was all written by Meathead aka Theninhotline comedy relief.

What a let down to such an amazing to-be feud lol.

So even the initial letter from clouser to dillon is fake?

If so, I'm kind of relieved.

 

[SoulPlaya]

Clapton is a cock also just because someone listens to 'black' music doesn't mean they can't be racist.

What if he works with black musicians constantly, goes on tour, records with them? Him and BB King have been touring for a while, and have done albums together, I believe.

 

[Altazor]

you probably won't have to worry about that

yeah, you're right

Spoiler

until I'm a millionaire

 

[Grimmy]

Pavement, from Range Life:

"Out on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins / Nature kids, but they don’t have no function / I don’t understand what they mean and I could really give a fuck"

 

[HiResDes]

DAT GRAMMAR

 

[Hot Coldman]

Pavement, from Range Life:

"Out on tour with the Smashing Pumpkins / Nature kids, but they don’t have no function / I don’t understand what they mean and I could really give a fuck"

I find Malkmus's grammar worse than Hitler

 

[Gazunta]

My favourite has always been Henry Rollins on Morrisey:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O8EXFS7ruU4

 

[OG Kush]

I'm pretty sure the hip hop music genre has the best insults at one another. Thats why I love it. No ones ever scared to say whats on their mind (except for a few of the new school of rappers... rapping bout emotional break ups and pussy shit u get me!)

 

[Puddles]

Seems more like Beethoven to me. Is Beethoven generally considered lousy in classical music circles?

Those would have to be some pretty ignorant circles.

 

[Fusebox]

I'm pretty sure the hip hop music genre has the best insults at one another. Thats why I love it.

That sounds like the same reason kids love WWF....

 

[brianjones]

That sounds like the same reason kids love WWF....

hip hop is for kids

Spoiler

kidding.. kind of

 

[WrathOfOtaibah]

Clapton is a cock also just because someone listens to 'black' music doesn't mean they can't be racist.

Thanks for forgetting that I mentioned how he seems to always have mostly black band members and tours with other black artists.

That sounds like the same reason kids love WWF....

You mean a bunch of fake characters feuding to get money? Doesn't sound like rap at all.

 

[Typographenia]

I'm disappointed that Noel's "I wish they would catch Aids and die" to Damon Alburn wasn't on the list.

 

[Spectacular Dr Dawg]

I remember when that was written. Good times! All the other "nineinchnails members" posted on the same day and responded about the shit and giggles... and then it was revealed that this was all written by Meathead aka Theninhotline comedy relief.

What a let down to such an amazing to-be feud lol.

Really? It was fake? Haha, now i feel stupid.

 

[Brobzoid]

Thanks for forgetting that I mentioned how he seems to always have mostly black band members and tours with other black artists.
.

he used to play blues. kinda hard to dodge black people.

 

[Salazar]

I'm disappointed that Noel's "I wish they would catch Aids and die" to Damon Alburn wasn't on the list.

I guess someone looked at it and decided, correctly, that it is not:

a) funny
b) interesting
c) clever
d) consequential

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

Mike Patton on Wolfmother:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKDvJTxZDbA

i'm a fan of mike patton, but he's a fucking idiot in this instance. this coming from a guy who fronted fucking tomahawk. get the fuck out of here patton!

p.s. but i still love you!