Melon Husk
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Butter in every pan man, butter on every bread.
Olive oil for everything that doesn't go with butter.
Words to live by.
Butter in every pan man, butter on every bread.
Olive oil for everything that doesn't go with butter.
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My whole country (The Netherlands) runs on bread (a generalization).
We (almost every day) eat bread for breakfast, bread for lunch and sometimes even for dinner. All combined with different spreads/toppings: cheese, jams, chocolate, meat, etc.
So according to you we all have massive intakes of sugar and should be super obese from eating bread??
(I'm talking about mostly brown/whole-grain/dark bread)
I've spent 5 weeks all over Europe now and I gotta say most of your average daily diets are awful, at least from the places I see as a traveler. The irony is that they eat like shit and stay skinny (dat walking culture though).
It's not fair that Americans are the fat ones (our food is spiked with HFCS so of course we're all fat no matter what we do).
French people eat so much fucking bread and sweets and chocolate it's absurd. Every hostel and hotel breakfast I've had served included rolls with chocolate chips. Every breakfast cafe sells CAKE AND PIE for breakfast. Fucking crepes man, they're just carbs folded upon Nutella and store bought fruit jam. You guys just munch on sweets until lunch time, when it's time for more bread, and maybe around dinner time you'll eat something green that is not an onion with some wine.
Spaniards at least have some variety with tapas. The first country I visited where I felt like I had a choice in how I would die from fried foods.
The worst is many restaurants are not open between 3-6 pm.
As far as being a traveller goes, it's actually way easier for me to eat healthy in America. Not only are there tons of 24 hour food options available, most sell several different types of food at once. And different food groups. Not just sausage and cheese and bread and sauerkraut. I can get a salad for less than 8 euro in America.
That, and the fact that water is not a free natural resource in your socialist haven (seriously, why do you care so much about free access to basic human needs but you nickle and dime people to use the toilet and charge more for water than beer) means that I am encourage to order beer, tea or soda almost every time I go out instead of water (which is usually more expensive because it's fancy tiny bottled stuff).
Wait. That's just Döner with cheese on it?
That's kinda genius.
Wait. That's just Döner with cheese on it?
That's kinda genius.
Why drink water when you have the best beer or wine available in the world?
The 'just ask for tap water' doesn't work in every country by the way. In Belgium for instance it is not customary to do so, even though the water companies tried to campain it into existence. I think it is possible to do so, but restaurant holders won't like it (sometimes they advertise it if they do offer tap water). I think it is partly due to the high employment costs, and the fact that lot's of restaurants just break even on their food and make a big profit on drinks. There was even a little controversy when a star restaurant aked money for tapwater (they filtered it, was their explanation. Which is completely unnecesairy, because tap water in Belgium is as clean as it gets). In southern countries like Portugal drinken tap water isn't costumary at all. But the mineral water there is just filthy cheap and really good.
But in France for instance? Une caraffe d'eau is something I always ask when I go out eating. Because. Free.
Also, if you think Europeans eat cakes and pastries as breakfast as a custom... you'd be dissapointed by our lame breakfasts. In hotels, yeah. At home. A bowl of cornflakes or a loaf of bread with some Nutella. That's it.
Now that I think of it. How awesome.
Yes.
Just because it seems nonintuitive to you doesn't make it not true.
Bread and sugar are both in the same family: carbs. The end result to your body is the same.
Does this mean that your whole country should be obese? Not necessarily because there are a lot of variables such as portion size, exercise (does your culture walk more?), genetics, etc.
Cheese and meat are generally fine. Jams are bad because of the sugar content. Chocolate depends on the sugar content (super dark chocolates have lower amounts of sugar).
And yea....sugar is bad for you. It's very, very bad.
How do they get their vegetables then?
Not quite, there are also french fries hidden underneath. But yeah, it's genius.
The story behind it is that a hairdresser in Rotterdam just ordered a big dish containing all of his favorite stuff (shawarma, fries, cheese, lettuce) whenever he went to a döner place. At some point other people tried it and loved it and now it's eaten everywhere in The Netherlands.
Are you aware that the two longest lived populations of the world , Japan and Italy, have a diet that is based on heavy carbs (pasta, bread, rice)? They are between the thinnest people in the world too. Are you aware that Italy has the highest carbs comsumption in europe, the longest life expetancy, the second lowest obesity rate, and the lowest heart disease %
This carb shit is the basical equivalent to being a thruter. Seeking an easy answer and someone to make culpable for your obesity rates (in this case carbs), instead of accepting that the answer is way more multi-faceted and complex than simply jajajaja carbs is suddendly making us fat after centuries of eating pasta and bread.
Does this mean that your whole country should be obese? Not necessarily because there are a lot of variables such as portion size, exercise (does your culture walk more?), genetics, etc.
Interesting about tap water in Belgium. I didn't know. When I visited, I had awesome beer everytime with my food, so I didn't know you couldn't order tap water.
And shitty bread with Nutella, is pretty much candy. So is 90 % of the cereals shops will sell you. Start reading the nutritional information on the stuff you buy.
On my last trip to France I didn't even have to ask for it once. It was always delivered straight away. Really great.But in France for instance? Une caraffe d'eau is something I always ask when I go out eating. Because. Free.
yeh we're pretty fucking chunky here
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What outrage? The OP tries to ingorantly claim that there's no good food in Europe(an restaurants) to be found and it's all just pastries, beer and deep fried junk food, when you can prove just how much BS that is if you just bother walking & looking around for 15-20 minutes in any slightly larger cities' city centres or areas close to it.
Man, what do other countries eat at lunch if they're not having pasta? Rice everyday? Do they even have lunch outside of Italy?
Bread? I eat bread for lunch.
Like a sandwich you mean?
This is your mistake. Never base your opinion of a country's cuisine on what you eat in restaurants. If I did that for the United States I would think that all you eat are pancakes, burgers, steaks and Mexican food.
LMAO!!! Holy crap. Why do I always see people posting this?
The more surprising for you was the food it seem, but beside that I wanted to know how you idolized european culture before and what you think about it now ?
Also europe isn't a country and each country has his own culture, so I wonder what you call european culture ? and do you think that there is more difference between each european countries than each united states ?
Oh don't get me started on that shit. Carbonated water is evil incarnate.
I'll always remember going to the Berlin Zoo in early August with my boyfriend, it was a hot sunny day, 30 degrees celsius and we did a lot of walking, and finally went to the rest area to grab snacks and drinks. We bought a bottle of water each, and I bought a bottle of apple juice in addition to that to get some sugary taste and some vitamins too.
I start sipping my juice and my boyfriend opens his bottle. "Psssht!", the bottle said. My boyfriend frowned. "What do you mean, "psssht"?", he asked the bottle. And thus we learned that the tiny "mit kohlensäure" label in small font meant "carbonated" and we needed to specifically get bottles that said "ohne Kohlensäure". I was really glad I had bought that additional apple juice, lol.
I seriously don't understand how people drink that shit. It's... ugh. The worst.
Yeah. Or a slice of bread with some jam. Pasta is something I eat for dinnerfour days a week because I'm a lazy student
This fucking gaf obsession with bread and carbs boggles my mind.
Every fucking food related thread on the forum ends up with people telling you how fucking evil you are for eating bread or carbs.
Yes it's the gaf diet; chicken breast for breakfast, lunch and dinner, each with a side of protein shake.This fucking gaf obsession with bread and carbs boggles my mind.
Every fucking food related thread on the forum ends up with people telling you how fucking evil you are for eating bread or carbs.
How about american obsession. We here in Germany it bread so much, we call beer the liquid bread.Gaf's obsession? Try the world's obsession.
You have to keep in mind what the regular GAFer is like.This fucking gaf obsession with bread and carbs boggles my mind.
Every fucking food related thread on the forum ends up with people telling you how fucking evil you are for eating bread or carbs.
maybe it's the fact that euro meat isn't a roided hormone cocktail.
if you think it won't harm your body in some way when constantly bombard it with hormones you are naive.
but I think the reason no2 is "walking" (as you mentioned). We don't use the car for every 200m trip nor do we have scooters to make obese people even more fat.
No1 is without a doubt the unbelievable amount of super crappy cheapo fast food you have available 24/365 over there. I mean, the USA has like ten times more low-quality fast food chains than any other country in the world.
look at that: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fast_food_restaurant_chains#United_States, then you know why you have so many fat folks.
the water thing is a 2 edged sword though. We (at least here in austria) have some of the best tap water in the entire world and I gladly pay a price for it.
US water (especially the heavily chlorined and floured ones) isn't even remotly comparable to (good) euro tap water. it's a completely different league.
This fucking gaf obsession with bread and carbs boggles my mind.
Every fucking food related thread on the forum ends up with people telling you how fucking evil you are for eating bread or carbs.
EU is not the same as Europe.
What's up with this bread-phobia? Here in Norway, we eat bread all day long. All my life I've eaten bread for breakfast, bread for lunch, dinner for dinner, and then bread for supper. It's healthy.
What's up with this bread-phobia? Here in Norway, we eat bread all day long. All my life I've eaten bread for breakfast, bread for lunch, dinner for dinner, and then bread for supper. It's healthy.
As an American who lives in the UK and has lived in Germany, this is factually untrue. The döner spot especially has got your back. Now I want a döner.
We're a whole nation of healthy vikings, god damnit. If you think bread is unhealthy you're misinformed.No it's not. Just because you eat it a lot doesn't make it healthy.
How about american obsession. We here in Germany it bread so much, we call beer the liquid bread.
What else do you want? Doner kebab is the best drunken foodDoner spots are the only place I found, and I always had to ask where the nearest was.
Almost nowhere = nothing but doner.
You should really visit Scandinavia and enjoy some of our delicious rye bread and salty licorice. It's god damn delicious.
As a Dane I agree the attitude towards bread in this thread is baffling to me. Stop eating the white (white, white) bread!
We're a whole nation of healthy vikings, god damnit. If you think bread is unhealthy you're misinformed.
yeah, you remember the things correctly.IIRC the water pitcher/glass thing wasn't an issue in Turkey and Greece, but I don't remember clearly. I might have picked a soda as a drink just to spoil myself since the food was cheap. xD Don't remember for Germany but I remember it clearly in Belgium. Also their parks and stuff have no water fountains anywhere, seems like.
What I disliked about Turkey was that coffee was either "Turkish coffee", or instant coffee. Like I never saw normal filter coffee ever. Same thing in Israel. Either Turkish coffee, a minuscule espresso or cappuccino cup, or instant coffee. WTF?.
Americans are enslaved and force fed HFCS, GMOs, rBGH and foods that comes from CAFOs (confined animal feeding operations.)
What else do you want? Doner kebab is the best drunken food
Well duh. But the EU is in Europe and every country I've visited is in Europe and the EU. Do you understand what I'm talking about when I say the way people live their lives on this side of the pond (in developed, typically EU nations) is collectively different than the values we have In America?
Excuse me for not visiting Serbia and Moldova and Romania and Ukraine before making a commentary on Europe, lord.