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[dewdrop]

You're not any less of a man if you don't pull the trigger.
You're not necessarily a man if you do.

 

[Jason's Ultimatum]

You'll be considered the pele of anal.


And some of these threads on gaf lately seem fake.

 

[UrbanRats]

Enjoy your prostate massage.

 

[Pai Pai Master]

Hey it can be fun.

 

[FourMyle]

Just let it slide

 

[geomon]

It's not the end of the world. You may learn to love it.

http://youtu.be/yX9JcudDuJc?t=1m5s

 

[wenis]

also, I will say that doing a nice colonic before hand, nothing crazy, just an at home enema is a good idea.

keep a couple towels on hand just in case and eat light the day of.

 

[MidgarBlowedUp]

Now you will be thinking of her any time you get a physical.

 

[Pop]

This will be her once she straps it on.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rkN8V2Xogsw

 

[Violater]

You're fucked.

 

[Rhomega Beta]

also, I will say that doing a nice colonic before hand, nothing crazy, just an at home enema is a good idea.

keep a couple towels on hand just in case and eat light the day of.

Is he getting anal or a colonoscopy?

 

[Vermillion]

What's with all these sex threads lately?

Usually, GAF has sex threads on days ending with "y."

 

[AllIsOneIsNone]

Why don't I believe you?

 

[wenis]

Is he getting anal or a colonoscopy?

if it's anal you gotta clean before you ream.

 

[Unicorn]

Going on some assumptions here, but I assume that since Ice doesn't help is hoping to lose the dong that the gf still wants the option if he goes through with the operation. Maybe OP is anal and wanted to help her pick it out.

 

[javac]

The idea of pegging always turned me on. Mmmmm

 

[SquiddyCracker]

After an excellent voice-over in the anal sex thread, I was inspired to do the same.
Unfortunately, nothing juicy had been written in this one, nor was the OP text particularly interesting:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HxztcvL35r

 

[VegaNine]

Video of OP's soon-to-be recurring dream. [NSFW]

 

[Demoncarnotaur]

Well... if you're getting into things and she tells you to bend over and drop your pants be sure to find a happy place.

No going back now

Jesus, thats terrifying.

 

[forrest]

 

[deGod]

You my friend are getting a painus in your anus

 

[Karak]

There are surgeries that can make you larger.

Hahahaha. This is exactly what I was thinking.

 

[MercuryLS]

It doesn't make you any less of a man.

 

[dragonflys545]

 

[shinobi602]

Is your body ready?

 

[XenodudeX]

.

 

[Measley]

LoL! I don't think I've laughed so much in a long time.

Bravo GAF! Bravo!

 

[Nilaul]

Run for your life.. No seriously run.

Unless you want to be wearing dippers for the rest of your life.

 

[akira28]

Receiving anal sex doesn't make you any less of a man. It's the only way to the male g spot! Just relax and use lots of lube.

There are lots of other ways to the male G that don't involve accepting a wooden phallus into your sphincter.

 

[Platy]

This thread is hilarious for ALL the wrong reasons

 

[Amagon]

There are lots of other ways to the male G that don't involve accepting a wooden phallus into your sphincter.

Oh, really?

 

[Nilaul]

You'll have more to fear if she starts looking at urethral stretchers.

I just googled this... holy shit. Life will never be the same again.

xD

 

[Lambtron]

There are lots of other ways to the male G that don't involve accepting a wooden phallus into your sphincter.

Silicone, glass, stainless steel...

 

[CouldBeWorse]

If she's buying it for you without talking to you about it first, that's pretty fucked up.

I think that's pretty awesome. Keeps things interesting.

 

[Currygan]

hopefully not one of those, OP

 

[akira28]

Oh, really?

A girl I was with pressed me through my sack and hit some buttons and I dunno what happened.... I tried to do it again later and fucked myself up.
Oh it hurts just thinking about it.

 

[shinobi602]

I think that's pretty awesome. Keeps things interesting.

So you think every man wants something rammed in their ass, especially without even talking to them about it? No, it's not awesome. This isn't like "Hey honey, I bought you an exotic soda, want to try it?"

 

[RustyNails]

Make sure you don't eat fried eggs before the deed.

 

[PhoenixDark]

Maybe you weren't going her enough After C:

Spoiler

D

 

[GamerJM]

What's with all these sex threads lately?

Every single one of them has been amazing.

 

[CouldBeWorse]

So you think every man wants something rammed in their ass, especially without even talking to them about it? No, it's not awesome. This isn't like "Hey honey, I bought you an exotic soda, want to try it?"

I like the iniative. The execution is a subjective thing

 

[Lazyslob]

It's not THAT bad.

 

[Savitar]

hopefully not one of those, OP

Nah man nah.

She doesn't need to buy a fisting machine.

She got her own two hands.

Lots of gel is all she needs to get them both up there.

I hear it's like fisting a jar of mayonnaise only with greater suction resistance.

 

[akira28]

I bet she has tiny hands.

 

[mercenar1e]

If you have done it to her consider your ass fair game lol 3 weeks from now you will be so used to it that you might carry it around and fasten it on any seat that you sit on

 

[bud]

just let her in bro

 

[Ratrat]

Maybe it's for you?

 

[Dr. Kitty Muffins]

You sure she doesn't have a girlfriend she is keeping secret?

 

[the chris]

 

[DrM]

run to the hills


run for your life