Lionel Mandrake
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For those of you just joining us....
Our OP, Marion Cobretti, came forth to GAF with a sad tale of his domestic woes. It seems his girlfriend recently discovered the joys of the five-year-old videogame Fallout 3. She has become so enamored with the game that all she wants to do with her free time is smoke marijuana and play the game.
Needless to say, GAF was aroused-- in their interest of why the OP would find such a thing to be a drain on their relationship. Marion explained that she never cleans or cooks anymore, and rarely wants to talk. He later provided some clarification on what was originally perceived as misogynistic mouthshittery.
But it still seemed kind of mouthshittery-esque. To prove that this whole thing wasn't completely made up, the OP provided photographic evidence that he had indeed been in the same vicinity as a young woman playing Fallout.
But the descent into this realm of ridiculousness continued.
All the while, GAF debated just how awesome this is.
Now, will Marion's girlfriend ever give up Fallout? Will she give Skyrim a try? Is Marion furiously masturbating to Victorian English literature as we read his thread? Do women indeed be shoppin'?
Let's find out.

Our OP, Marion Cobretti, came forth to GAF with a sad tale of his domestic woes. It seems his girlfriend recently discovered the joys of the five-year-old videogame Fallout 3. She has become so enamored with the game that all she wants to do with her free time is smoke marijuana and play the game.
Needless to say, GAF was aroused-- in their interest of why the OP would find such a thing to be a drain on their relationship. Marion explained that she never cleans or cooks anymore, and rarely wants to talk. He later provided some clarification on what was originally perceived as misogynistic mouthshittery.
Guys, I don't mind cooking for myself, but she used to always cook. Cooking is something she loves to do. She's been into games before, but Fallout has just taken her to a whole new level of love. I haven't seen her this into a game since Snatcher or Symphony of The Night. But even then, she's obsessed with Fallout.
But it still seemed kind of mouthshittery-esque. To prove that this whole thing wasn't completely made up, the OP provided photographic evidence that he had indeed been in the same vicinity as a young woman playing Fallout.

But the descent into this realm of ridiculousness continued.
I sat next to her and asked her if I could speak with her, and without looking at me she said my speech level was not high enough.
She's just obviously just in marathon mode.
So I finally managed to have a talk with her before I went to bed last night. I shouldn't complain. She does have a job, she takes care of her shit for the most part, she's just super into the game. She herself even made the point last night that she hasn't been this into a game since PSO.
I ended up just spooning her while she played. I eventually woke up to the sound of Three Dog again, but whatever, at least I wasn't alone this time.
All the while, GAF debated just how awesome this is.
Now, will Marion's girlfriend ever give up Fallout? Will she give Skyrim a try? Is Marion furiously masturbating to Victorian English literature as we read his thread? Do women indeed be shoppin'?
Let's find out.