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[Sibersk Esto]

Paul Heyman had this weird thing where he used Brock to (unsuccessfully) coerce women into having sex with women.

 

[Fox318]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fa5K60iTpfo&feature=youtu.be

Kevin Owens sells merch and shits on Cole for insulting his cardio in the first 30 seconds.

Dude is not the smoothest interview but his character makes the way he talks sound like he's thinking about hitting you.

 

[Bluekaveli]

Cole looks like Tommy White Ranger

 

[Sibersk Esto]

In 2002 there were at least two to three title matches every RAW. Crazy.

 

[Dark Ninja]

Hopefully he joins a power-lifting competition and gets let go

 

[Serpentine]

"...and we are going to try this ONE. MORE. TIME."

*one month later*

 

[Frecklestein]

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Raven at the commentary table:

"I'm sick of you Lawler and your lecherous ways. You're out here every week, you don't call the match, do you even know anything about wrestling anymore? Just talking about women. Probably why your wife left you."

"Will you be able to call this match Jerry? There are no puppies involved."

"Obviously you don't know anything about relationships, since your wife left you. Just let me and JR call this match."

 

[Bluekaveli]

I wonder how many of these are true

81 I know is true

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

 

[JavyOO7]

And now you have NFL fans offended by harmless end zone celebration dances. It's weak.

At least we haven't reached that level yet. Plus bad taste is part of wrestling, is it not?

I think you are talking about the Cam Newton celebration last week? Greg Howard had a great article about that this week = http://deadspin.com/scared-white-people-are-running-out-of-reasons-to-hate-1743021354

 

[bjork]

I wonder how many of these are true

81 I know is true

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

I haven't seen this in quite awhile, looks like they made it longer. 460 is the truest one of all, for sure.

 

[lovely ladies]

I didn't know SS was being held at Philips Arena, wonder if that's the first time ever.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I haven't seen this in quite awhile, looks like they made it longer. 460 is the truest one of all, for sure.

Lmfao! I remember some years ago reading these before bed just to knock myself out.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Nia Jax doesn't impress me.

 

[Heel]

Calling gimmick infringement on Zoolander 2, Sunny. Wow.

 

[lovely ladies]

I think you are talking about the Cam Newton celebration last week? Greg Howard had a great article about that this week = http://deadspin.com/scared-white-people-are-running-out-of-reasons-to-hate-1743021354

That mom is terrible, basically using her daughter to gain her 15 minutes of fame.

Calling gimmick infringement on Zoolander 2, Sunny. Wow.

I think the red band trailer has that same character roundhouse kicking a person named Sephzilla straight in the head.

 

[Ithil]

Bliss talking directly to the camera for her backstage promo makes it vastly better instantly.

 

[somedevil]

Bliss talking directly to the camera for her backstage promo makes it vastly better instantly.

Plus she cuts a way better promo then blake and murphy combined.

 

[Frecklestein]

Calling gimmick infringement on Zoolander 2, Sunny. Wow.

I honestly thought that was a screencap of you in 2k16, Heel.

 

[klonere]

Biggest pop for the Ascension since they left NXT lmao

 

[Gonzalez]

That is some fly new gear that Jordan & Gable are wearing tonight.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

What the hell is awesome about this full sail? Let it start.

 

[Pop-O-Matic]

What the hell is awesome about this full sail? Let it start.

They're actively enjoying/engaging the product presented to them unlike the dead-ass crowds in the the flyover towns.

 

[Gonzalez]

The Acension are the Kane of NXT. They are really dragging Jordan & Gable down to their shitty level.

 

[bjork]

The Acension are the Kane of NXT.

ouch

 

[Hex]

Raven at the commentary table:

"I'm sick of you Lawler and your lecherous ways. You're out here every week, you don't call the match, do you even know anything about wrestling anymore? Just talking about women. Probably why your wife left you."

"Will you be able to call this match Jerry? There are no puppies involved."

"Obviously you don't know anything about relationships, since your wife left you. Just let me and JR call this match."

 

[Sibersk Esto]

The Acension are the Kane of NXT. They are really dragging Jordan & Gable down to their shitty level.

Seems like it.

 

[JavyOO7]

Whenever the Ascension are on NXT its always an awesome time.

Best music in WWE besides Ascenion? Probably my boy Corbin and Joey Samoey's second theme and a tie between my girl Bayley and Asuka.

 

[imBask]

yeah tell her Alexa

 

[Gonzalez]

That Emma match with Athena was very awkward.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Sloppy Emma match

 

[somedevil]

That Emma match with Athena was very awkward.

That wasn't athena

 

[Gonzalez]

That wasn't athena

My bad... I meant to say Andrea.

Edit: How long until we get a gif of Asuka saying "Yes"?

 

[Bluekaveli]

That wasn't athena

Athena Batista?

 

[Gonzalez]

Did Joe film that promo at Diagon Ally?

 

[Ithil]

The ending to the Dash/Dawson match looked like the jobber had failed a QTE prompt.

 

[Ultratech]

Oh cool, Kana's gonna murder Dana again next week.

 

[Ambition]

I wonder how many of these are true

81 I know is true

http://www.angelfire.com/wrestling3/kotdm15/listsleeze.html

423. Vince McMahon asked Goldust to get breast implants put in and he seriously thought about it.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

What's that spotlight supposed to be on?

 

[sf2fanatic]

IDGAF Goldust was best Goldust

 

[Oersted]

In the Smackdown mainevent, Ambrose and Reigns defeated Del Rio and Owens via disqualification. Del Rio botched, as usual.

These are not spoilers. The following can be considered as one. The Miz

Spoiler

jobbed to

Cesaro. Yes, someone

Spoiler

jobbed to Cesaro.

Spoiler

A former Wrestlemania maineventer.

Spoiler

#PrayForMiz

 

[Bluekaveli]

In the Smackdown mainevent, Ambrose and Reigns defeated Del Rio and Owens via disqualification. Del Rio botched, as usual.

These are not spoilers. The following can be considered as one. The Miz

Spoiler

jobbed to

Cesaro. Yes, someone

Spoiler

jobbed to Cesaro.

Spoiler

A former Wrestlemania maineventer.

Spoiler

#PrayForMiz

Dude I was so pissed at the main event. I'm like, wtf I paid for this?

They advertised a Knoxville street fight and I thought that would be the go home match. I was more disappointed that we didn't get that.

 

[bjork]

Dude I was so pissed at the main event. I'm like, wtf I paid for this?

They advertised a Knoxville street fight and I thought that would be the go home match. I was more disappointed that we didn't get that.

lol @bold

 

[shwimpy]

not sold on Alexa as a wrestler. hope she improves tenfold before going up.

edit - LOL Eva. dat heat.

 

[Oersted]

Dude I was so pissed at the main event. I'm like, wtf I paid for this?

They advertised a Knoxville street fight and I thought that would be the go home match. I was more disappointed that we didn't get that.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

Yeah I'm out

 

[somedevil]

Wow the heat. Wow this promo is a train wreck.

 

[Sibersk Esto]

So

Why

 

[shwimpy]

Reigns at the Rumble type heat... holy shit. Bring in the Rock to save her damnit!

 

[Ultratech]

Wow the heat. Wow this promo is a train wreck.

Yeah, that was awful.

Like very awful.