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[real_slime]

http://www.wwe.com/inside/wwe-divas/wwe-diva-fight-club-photos

They certainly greased em up good, huh.

 

[Toki767]

Aries is probably getting a tryout match with Baron Corbin, the end of days is in his future!

He's going to have an incredibly great match against Corbin and then WWE higher ups will think Corbin is ready for the main roster.

Just like what's going to happen with Bayley and Eva Marie.

 

[Bluekaveli]

I'm going to be seriously disappointed if they don't put Eva Marie as a valet with Reigns.

It's too perfect not to happen.

Hilarious. The Green Machines?

 

[avengers23]

Austin Aries will be fired when he inevitably sexually harasses another woman in the ring.

 

[Arrowgigantic]

I can see liking Eva Marie but let's not pretend that her career proceeds apace. You know what else takes a long time to cook? Turkeys.

 

[Nekofrog]

The shit gimmick posting is getting out of hands again guys

 

[Deleted member 47027]

The shit gimmick posting is getting out of hands again guys

It's a lot easier to handwave other peoples' opinions

 

[Sephzilla]

It's a lot easier to handwave other peoples' opinions

I thought everyone could tell that was too stupid to be real.

 

[Ithil]

It's a lot easier to handwave other peoples' opinions

You literally just admitted to doing it this page.

 

[Nekofrog]

It's a lot easier to handwave other peoples' opinions

come the fuck on

you're one of the biggest offenders in shitting this thread up a good portion of the time

don't even try to play here

 

[Menome]

Hey guys, wha...

What I'm trying to say is that anyone who hates that Eva Marie promo has ties to Gamergate.

...back to Fallout 4.

 

[Anth0ny]

She can totally come out with reigns from the crowd and just glare/laugh at all the fat nerds in attendance:

#heat

 

[Angry Grimace]

New square on the bingo board: "Gimmick Poster Complains About Gimmick Posting"

 

[Hex]

Bayley and Eva Marie can have a great match as long as they practice over and over at the performance center. That's the advantage NXT has over main roster. You can practice for eons while in main roster you are always on the road.

There is a chance Bayley can carry Eva to a tolerable performance but there is an even more legit chance for Eva to hurt Bayley with her incompetence.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

You literally just admitting to doing it this page.

 

[The Shapesmith]

So the SHEEEEEEEETZ are reporting WWE is going hard after both ROH and Lucha Underground talents in preparation for a full touring schedule in 2016. Who do you guys see as likely targets they would go after? I'm thinking;

Angelico
War Machine
Briscoes
Drago
Ivelisse

They also said they want to run ROH quality main events but with WWE production values.

 

[Nekofrog]

no, but seriously, what's the point? what's the point in putting on pages long charades like that, only to weasel out with gif posts as if we'll just forget what a bad poster you are?

that's the kind of shit that makes casual posters who are actually interested in posting about wrestling post a few times and then not come back.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

come the fuck on

you're one of the biggest offenders in shitting this thread up a good portion of the time

don't even try to play here

Alright, you get your wish now.

 

[Sephzilla]

gimmick posting is the reason ratings are down

 

[Aiii]

no, but seriously, what's the point? what's the point in putting on pages long charades like that, only to weasel out with gif posts as if we'll just forget what a bad poster you are?

that's the kind of shit that makes casual posters who are actually interested in posting about wrestling post a few times and then not come back.

I'd rather have a few pages of a bit of fun banter, which I guess is "gimmick posting" now, rather than a "casual poster" that complains about literally nothing out of nowhere, if I can be really honest here.

 

[sf2fanatic]

I'd love to see the Briscoes in WWE. Also a perfect time for Lethal to campaign for WWE.

 

[Toki767]

I knew I should've stuck to only coming in here after PPVs and Mondays.

 

[Nekofrog]

I'd rather have a few pages of a bit of fun banter, which I guess is "gimmick posting" now, rather than a "casual poster" that complains about literally nothing out of nowhere, if I can be really honest here.

it's fun for pages long trolling to culminate in an unfunny gamergate accusation?

the fuck outta here

 

[Aiii]

it's fun for pages long trolling to culminate in an unfunny gamergate accusation?

the fuck outta here

"Funny" is subjective. It was obviously a joke, so that's not trolling or baiting.

And no, I will not.

 

[JavyOO7]

There is a chance Bayley can carry Eva to a tolerable performance but there is an even more legit chance for Eva to hurt Bayley with her incompetence.

Bayley would keep Eva in check with a few well placed springboard elbows.

 

[BronsonLee]

Dammit Bronson

I'm the one true god, Marvel!

Austin Aries will be fired when he inevitably sexually harasses another woman in the ring.

Aries goddamnit no

 

[Sibersk Esto]

I thought the gamergate post was the only joking one

 

[British Monsoon]

With Sombra jumping to WWE I guess that's the end of Los Ingobernables in Mexico. Rush's chronic injuries and La Mascara sucking are going to kill the faction cold. Japan is another story, but I'm thinking Naito renames the faction and it becomes the new heel replacement for Suzuki-gun. Maybe he brings in Hiromu Takahashi (who should be coming back from his excursion soon), Yoshitatsu (who is rumored to be ready to come back), and maybe 1-2 young lions...given Sho Tanaka's attitude he'd be a good pick.

They won't rename the faction, unless CMLL owns the name or something - it's already been a pretty good merch seller for them. I could definitely see Hiromu join, though. Plus they seemed to hint another CMLL guy would be coming over for an extended stay as with Dorada, so perhaps someone else they could fold into the faction. Also, Sho & Komatsu still have to go on their excursions before they do anything else, which should hopefully happen next year, as I think the hope is there may be a few native trainees from their amateur wrestling school (Bushiroad club) ready to enter the dojo.

 

[Heel]

Can we get a "Nekofrog arrives to complain" square?

 

[BronsonLee]

Can we get a "Nekofrog arrives to complain" square?

I hate catphibians

 

[Nekofrog]

i only complain when the gimmicks get way out of hand, as it did here

99% of my posts are about crappy WCW angles and scott hall's amazing selling

speaking of which, y'all saw him sell the stunner right

 

[Arrowgigantic]

The way the boxing glove is lining up with the shorts in this one is cracking me up. Like, is that Sasha Banks or is that Damien Sandow.

 

[Angry Grimace]

no, but seriously, what's the point? what's the point in putting on pages long charades like that, only to weasel out with gif posts as if we'll just forget what a bad poster you are?

that's the kind of shit that makes casual posters who are actually interested in posting about wrestling post a few times and then not come back.

The thread is as carny as the product; there's basically nowhere to discuss wrestling where that isn't true

 

[BronsonLee]

I'm the only non-carny here. I'm as real as it gets.

BOOM. Tough Acting Tinactin.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Fuck I missed the piledriver move but I can understand why.. Seeing Eric Young use it smooth makes me miss it.

 

[Plywood]

The shit gimmick posting is getting out of hands again guys

The blanket accusations are the only things that's out of hands and frankly you're out of control.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

 

[DMczaf]

I'm the only non-carny here. I'm as real as it gets.

BOOM. Tough Acting Tinactin.

You've jobbed to me several times this year like the chump that you are.

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

we don't know whether up is down here. or if left is right! Is it dark out or is it high noon?

I FEEL LIKE I"M LIVING IN A CUCKOO CLOCK

 

[Data West]

I-is he shooting?

 

[Plywood]

Be the change you want to see in here.

 

[BronsonLee]

You've jobbed to me several times this year like the chump that you are.

This ain't 24/7 rules you clod

I-is he shooting?

No, he's just being a dumbass and going for a gotcha moment

 

[BronsonLee]

Be the change you want to see in here.

Suck my dick, Gandhi
That shit was my high school quote and some other girl stole it and used it too #thieves

 

[DMczaf]

This ain't 24/7 rules you clod

#Scoreboard

 

[Nekofrog]

alright, clearly a lot of you guys are such an interwoven community that you feast on the gimmick stuff, so this just isn't the thread for me. i'll bow out.

 

[DMczaf]

I-is he shooting?

#ShootThursday is off to a great start

 

[Gonzalez]

Is this a commercial shoot?

 

[Heel]

I-is he shooting?

No lies detected.

 

[klonere]

Dragon Gate is like some sort of drug. I just keep watching and watching, its the perfect blend of FnP, stiff Japanese puro, flips and an incredibly fast pace.

Fave promotions atm ranking:

1. NXT
2. Dragon Gate
3. PROGRESS
4. NJPW
5. AJPW (mainly because I haven't caught up to the current dilapidated state of the promotion. Gonna be sad to see it wind down, although its fucking impossible to find full shows anywhere except those private torrent sites)

 

[¡HarlequinPanic!]

alright, clearly a lot of you guys are such an interwoven community that you feast on the gimmick stuff, so this just isn't the thread for me. i'll bow out.

there are days with flare-ups friend. Usually on Eva Marie days, other times wrasslin' discussion is welcome and robust!

What I'm saying is I don't want to see any leagueGAF member turned out here.