My theory on this is that Mark Cuban told Blake Griffin why Deandre chose the Mavericks over the Clippers during his drunk, overconfidently filled rant. Blake then took that information and passed it on to the Clippers organization which gave them inside info on what to say to get Deandre back.
Chandler Parsons could have also disclosed some information to Blake as well but, its just funnier and more likely that Drunk Mark Cuban did it.
In other news though, JPP got a finger amputated
How the hell did Schefer get that info anyways??!?? What was he doing, snagging medical charts off the door and taking pictures of em?
The fukkery of reporters knows no bounds.
Do they mean the widely reported and publicized information of: "Deandre Jordan is an 11 year old girl that wants to be loved and told how great he is, do those things and you will win him over easily"?Did a drunk Mark Cuban give Blake Griffin the info the Clippers needed to get Jordan back?
A Sure-Why-Not Theory Explains Why The Mavs Might Lose DeAndre Jordan
Perfect.
Now all we have to do is wait to see how Cuban is getting fined this time. Because he fucking is.
Do they mean the widely reported and publicized information of: "Deandre Jordan is an 11 year old girl that wants to be loved and told how great he is, do those things and you will win him over easily"?
But yeah I suppose wrapping that info up in the context of Mark Cuban getting drunk is better for hits.
lakers should call la for a third meeting
How hilarious would it be if Jordan regresses next season and the Clippers are stuck with him.
Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 5m5 minutes ago
The NBA salary cap has risen to $70M for the 2015-'16 season, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
Adrian Wojnarowski ‏@WojYahooNBA 5m5 minutes ago
The NBA's team tax level will be $84.7M, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
@WojYahooNBA
The NBA salary cap has risen to $70M for the 2015-'16 season, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
@WojYahooNBA
The NBA's team tax level will be $84.7M, league sources tell Yahoo Sports.
Wow. Ended up being even higher than projected. Just more space for the Mavs to not be able to use I guess.
"Clippers believe DJ is returning to LA but I'm told they are staying at his house until he can sign at midnight." - @RamonaShelburne
What the fuck is going on in the NBA?
You've made a very common mistake."Clippers believe DJ is returning to LA but I'm told they are staying at his house until he can sign at midnight." - @RamonaShelburne
What the fuck is going on in the NBA?
"Clippers believe DJ is returning to LA but I'm told they are staying at his house until he can sign at midnight." - @RamonaShelburne
What the fuck is going on in the NBA?
''In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won't now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him''
Wow.
This seems fucked up.
Really weird that the NBA didn't have this information last week, when teams were negotiating with free agents.
''In story with @ramonashelburne we also report Mavs now fear they won't now get audience with Jordan as Clips have essentially surrounded him''
Wow.
I'm waiting for a fight to break out.
Cuban vs. Balmer
Blake vs. Dirk
Chris Paul vs. the Mavs' team janitor
Meanwhile Parsons can be found fellating Jordan in the back room.
Deandre is gonna prank call the Mavs at midnight with his boys in the background snickering during the sleepover.
I think the whole point of the moratorium signing period is to give the league accountants time to figure this stuff out
Fuck em. Imagine if the Celtics, Nets and Mavs all do bad. 3 Lottery picks. Too bad the draft class is supposed to suck.
Sean Gentille @seangentille
The Clippers are calling in Big Baby to plug up the chimney.
@WojYahooNBA 1m1 minute ago
So far, Clippers able to keep everyone else out of house, including Cuban, agents. Everyone. They're in four-corners until midnight Eastern.