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[ElectricBlanketFire]

I just turned 34 and am married, and have a 17 year old son. I'm sleeping with my sons girlfriend behind his back.

 

[davepoobond]

I dunno, out of friendship? The desire to help your bro?

That's like letting your friend have the last cookie in the jar. Sometimes you just want to be a good person, and this is especially true with those you hold dear.

IDK, i feel like its dehumanizing to the girl and the friend to set that kind of thing up. "You should have sex with my friend, since he can't get laid on his own volition. Also, you might actually want to just have sex with me, but I'm going to just pass you off instead"

the son and the girl are barely even on speaking terms. i see that paling in comparison to the real offense, which is that he is cheating on his wife.

soon enough the whole family is going to cut him off, so he'll be able to live with the girl once she gets kicked out of the house. she sounds like a real winner, too, so they belong with each other. she isn't exactly blameless either.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

the son and the girl are barely even on speaking terms. i see that paling in comparison to the real offense, which is that he is cheating on his wife.

Unless he's projecting his desires for his son to dump her on the situation.

 

[Ezalc]

what would be the advantage in letting your friend have sex with someone you could?

What? Where did that come from? He said for his friends to introduce him to women not to necessarily to women that the friend wants to fuck. What's the big deal with introducing your friend to somebody who's single that you know?

 

[QuantumBro]

I feel like this was ripped from some porno movie. I just don't believe some of these.

 

[Liquid-San]

IDK, i feel like its dehumanizing to the girl and the friend to set that kind of thing up. "You should have sex with my friend, since he can't get laid on his own volition. Also, you might actually want to just have sex with me, but I'm going to just pass you off instead"

Well, I would imagine that she would feel a modicum of attraction to him as well. The scenario you posed only works if the woman has no self respect for herself in my opinion. I get where you're coming from, but to me it's more of a case of, "Hey, let me introduce you to Samantha..." and then the guy does like 75% of the work into sleeping with and/or dating her.

 

[MatthewB92]

I was thinking that but wasnt the chick his daughter's friend?

 

[QuantumBro]

I was thinking that but wasnt the chick his daughter's friend?

Yeah and

Spoiler

he didn't actually fuck her in the end.

 

[davepoobond]

Unless he's projecting his desires for his son to dump her on the situation.

perhaps.

What? Where did that come from? He said for his friends to introduce him to women not to necessarily to women that the friend wants to fuck. What's the big deal with introducing your friend to somebody who's single that you know?

apparently his friends are womanizers, and selfish ones at that. he wouldn't even BE in the predicament if his friends were attuned to his situation/difficulties in finding someone to have sex with or even date.

so, him having to ask them to set him up seems like something that isn't going to turn out very well IMO from what was posted.

Well, I would imagine that she would feel a modicum of attraction to him as well. The scenario you posed only works if the woman has no self respect for herself in my opinion. I get where you're coming from, but to me it's more of a case of, "Hey, let me introduce you to Samantha..." and then the guy does like 75% of the work into sleeping with and/or dating her.

well, he didn't say what obstacles are presented in actually getting to meet girls to begin with, so i'm inclined to think that its not the 25% portion but the 75% portion is where he has to do the work is where his real problem is.

 

[MatthewB92]

Yeah and

Spoiler

he didn't actually fuck her in the end.

that too lol.

 

[QuantumBro]

that too lol.

I hope it's true though, it would make one hell of a GAF thread.

 

[Gray Matter]

perhaps.




apparently his friends are womanizers, and selfish ones at that. he wouldn't even BE in the predicament if his friends were attuned to his situation/difficulties in finding someone to have sex with or even date.

so, him having to ask them to set him up seems like something that isn't going to turn out very well IMO from what was posted.




well, he didn't say what obstacles are presented in actually getting to meet girls to begin with, so i'm inclined to think that its not the 25% portion but the 75% portion is where he has to do the work is where his real problem is.

We need the full details.

 

[dani_dc]

If he gets her pregnant we have might have a new doozy, but yeah guy us a sack of shit. I hope his son and wife leave him for all he has and cuts him out forever.

Can you imagine the arguing over paternity of the kid?

From the sounds of it, he might not be the only one she's bringing home to begin with.

 

[Corronchilejano]

So it's not like I've ruined her life, so what's the big deal?

The thing that surprises me the most, is that the only person he apparently cares for is the girl. Fuck his son, fuck his wife, fuck the world.

 

[JBourne]

Two things:

1) you are a rotten bastard and I detest you.

2) how sad is someone's life that they'd willingly sleep with a sleazy retail store manager?

This person is total slime. Hope your dick rots off.

If you are truly, in your heart, happy with your life, then I wish you well.

Yeah, that all sounds pretty awesome. I mean, get in better shape for your health. Nothing wrong with the single life, though. I miss it. Getting to play games just about every night, saving money, jerking off without having to worry about your girlfriend catching you and getting upset because Hitomi Tanaka doesn't have c-cups, because you swore you found them more attractive than large breasts.

 

[Liquid-San]

Can you imagine the arguing over paternity of the kid?

From the sounds of it, he might not be the only one she's bringing home to begin with.

It's just hilarious when the confessor implies that she's pretty much his dream girl. I mean, even her parents have given up on her. Who knows what she's capable of?

 

[Xpike]

The big deal is that you're cheating on your wife and fucking your son's high school girlfriend behind his back, you scumbag.

I refuse to believe this is real, someone can't be this much of a scumbag.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The big deal is that you're cheating on your wife and fucking your son's high school girlfriend behind his back, you scumbag.

If this is true, I hope your son beats your ass.

 

[FullMetaltech]

I refuse to believe this is real, someone can't be this much of a scumbag.

The real world is full of them. Not a suprise that hes in that category. Only thinking about himself and not the damage it would affect his family.

 

[Xpike]

The real world is full of them. Not a suprise that hes in that category. Only thinking about himself and not the damage it would affect his family.

This is still not doozy-level, but it's close. Just imagine how it'll affect his son.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

OK, some new confessions to get my mind of Scumbag Dad

I am a sex addict. Plain and simple. Otherwise my life is perfect. I'm married with 3 kids and judging from my photos (as well as hanging out with me) you won't be able to tell if anything is off.

I have to get off 6+ times a day. I think over the past year I am averaging 8.3 but 6 is the minimum I can go without being uncomfortable.

It has taken a toll on me over the past couple of years. I had a full head of hair and now my hairline is like Evilore. My BMI was pretty good but now I'm a close to being obese.

I am a pretty respectable member so thought I could confess through this channel.

(I will be going to get myself into a rehabilitation program soon)

How can someone cum 8 bloody times a day.

But good on you for getting help.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Dear NotTheGuyYouKill,

I'm one of NeoGAF's transgender members. I've now been on hormones for long enough that I have A-cup breasts so far and OMG I can't stop fondling them. Like seriously. This having breasts thing is awesome but also kind of crazy.

I don't know if this serious or not, but at least I can imagine the happiness of fondling breasts after Scumbag Dad. A Cups don't get enough love.

 

[shuri]

So ... Basically, when he gives her oral, it's like he's tasting his son's dick. Think about it.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So ... Basically, when he gives her oral, it's like he's tasting his son's dick. Think about it.

Edit: HOW MUCH SEX IS HAPPENING AT THESE FUCKING GAF MEETUPS!?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

IDK, i feel like its dehumanizing to the girl and the friend to set that kind of thing up. "You should have sex with my friend, since he can't get laid on his own volition. Also, you might actually want to just have sex with me, but I'm going to just pass you off instead"

No no no no, that's not what I meant. I meant his friends should help him in meeting women.

 

[HGStormy]

Edit: HOW MUCH SEX IS HAPPENING AT THESE GAF FUCKING MEETUPS!?

ftfy

I don't know if this serious or not, but at least I can imagine the happiness of fondling breasts after Scumbag Dad. A Cups don't get enough love.

Congrats to the confessor. Can't imagine the kind of courage it takes to go through with that process, and I hope they're super happy <3

 

[TheBear]

How can someone cum 8 bloody times a day.

But good on you for getting help.

How does jerking off affect your hairline?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

We got a reply back from Atheist Purity Virgin and I began connecting the dots:

To clear some stuff up... my girlfriend is a virgin. She's from a very Catholic background. I won't say ages but we're both older than 17 and younger than 20.


She's all about "technical virginity", so she's a huge fan of blowjobs and pretty much everything else but doesn't want to have "full sex" until she's married. I'm not from a religious background but my parents were very puritanical (despite being atheists). My mother can't stand to watch anything with nudity with me in the room. If she ever saw me having sex or masturbating, she might burst into tears. She basically sees me as a child.


I don't live in a small town, I live in a major US city. I never said that the US wasn't sexually permissive, I said that it's too permissive and our culture is very oversexualized. It's often done in a really one-sided, sexist way too. Being asexual must be so awkward because you're constantly bombarded by the encouragement to fuck.


I have absolutely nothing against people who have children outside of marriage but it's completely against my moral values. I would never do it. It's abhorrent to me. If I hypothetically got a woman I was not married or engaged to pregnant and she didn't want to abort, I'd prefer to marry her with a prenup. If we have to get divorced, we'll get divorced.


I know obviously in the past sex outside of marriage often happened (horrifically, it was often older men taking advantage of young women). But promiscuity wasn't encouraged to the degree that it is today back then, in most times and places. A guy's worth wasn't defined by the number of women he slept with. A woman was not seen as undesirable simply because she had never had sex. I feel like women who are virgins especially get the real short shrift, because after a certain age (sometimes as early as 18 or 20!!) some guys will assume something is wrong with her. It's disgusting.


Marriage IMO should be the legimitization of a sexual/romantic relationship. I think everyone should get married. If it was socially acceptable and easier to get a divorce if necessary, I'd get married at like 21. Shaming people for getting divorced is gross and it sucks that even in 2014, it's difficult to end a marriage, even if it's abusive.


Yeah.

Hey man, you're the same guy who sent this in:

Hi. I'm in a long-distance LTR with a really adorable, sweet, and attractive girl. But a few weeks ago I began developing a crush on a girl in one of my classes. It makes me feel so guilty queasy, but I have to try hard not to think about this other girl.


:/

and this:

I'm 19 years old and I have a big obsession with 14-20 year old girls. I'd totally date a girl a few years younger than me if it was socially acceptable.

Sometimes I wish age of consent laws would make it so 15-25 is legal, because the difference between a 17-year-old and a 22-year-old isn't really that big.

I usually find 16-18 year old girls more attractive than girls over 20. My girlfriend is 17.

I know I shouldn't feel this way, but I do. I don't exactly feel bad about it, because I'm not hurting anybody, but it makes me feel like a creep.

TBH my biggest hypothetical dream is to be a polygamist with multiple pretty young wives. I live out this fantasy vicariously by playing videogames like Crusader Kings that involve polygamy, or writing (not erotic) fiction about polygamy.

and this:

I'm a straight guy but I think vaginas are disgusting. I never look at them during sex. I think butts and faces and boobs and curves are so hot, but vaginas make me incredibly uncomfortable.

I need to get over it but I don't know how.

I'm not the World's Greatest Detective, but I'm beginning to think you're full of shit or you got fucking worse issues than I thought at first.

Edit: Okay, I walked off my kneejerk reaction there. Okay, I'm beginning to get a picture of, well, you. You sound like a future polygamist cult leader. You never look at vaginas during sex but you're a virgin who shies away from sex till marriage and you're an atheist with puritanical values?

 

[Liquid-San]

How does jerking off affect your hairline?

DHT release and some other nonsense. I still believe it to be a myth.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Evidently, it's Page 13 when I walk into The Dark Tunnel of the Soul.

 

[dani_dc]

It's just hilarious when the confessor implies that she's pretty much his dream girl. I mean, even her parents have given up on her. Who knows what she's capable of?

He's idealizing her due to the freedom she has, which he never had due to his circumstances.

Even if he somehow ended up in a serious relationship with her it would just crumble horribly.

I don't know if this serious or not, but at least I can imagine the happiness of fondling breasts after Scumbag Dad. A Cups don't get enough love.

Playing around with a body part you lacked and just developed sounds perfectly normal, I imagine she'll get used to the breasts after awhile and play with them more occasionally.

It's actually a really heart warming confession

Edit: HOW MUCH SEX IS HAPPENING AT THESE FUCKING GAF MEETUPS!?

Why is there no Portugaf meetups?

...Are there even any female Portugaf members?

 

[Sai-kun]

jesus what

 

[Sye d'Burns]

The big deal is that you're cheating on your wife and fucking your son's high school girlfriend behind his back, you scumbag.

When you've been around GAF long enough, you know how every story, (including this one,) will end.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

When you've been around GAF long enough, you know how every story, (including this one,) will end.

Aw shit, I remember that story.

Scumbag Dad's on notice.

I realize that I might come off as more verbally abusive and curt than ronito ever did, but... Scumbag Dad, you are a truly awful person.

 

[NeOak]

The big deal is that you're cheating on your wife and fucking your son's high school girlfriend behind his back, you scumbag.

No words. The sex may be great, but the consequences aren't worth it.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

No words. The sex may be great, but the consequences aren't worth it.

Does he even see a future there?

 

[Ataxia]

What the fuck. This guy

Destroying your relationship with your son, and your wife (problems or not) just for some strange. What a piece of shit

 

[MattyG]

Jesus Christ. I have a hard time believing this is true, but it probably is.

 

[Valhelm]

I really doubt the new doozy is real. It's just too soapy.

 

[NeOak]

Does he even see a future there?

Nope. He nuked everything. The girl only has to mention his name to kill him.

Because 18 year olds are mature, right?

 

[Featheredkitten]

We got a reply back from Atheist Purity Virgin and I began connecting the dots:



Hey man, you're the same guy who sent this in:



and this:



and this:



I'm not the World's Greatest Detective, but I'm beginning to think you're full of shit or you got fucking worse issues than I thought at first.

Edit: Okay, I walked off my kneejerk reaction there. Okay, I'm beginning to get a picture of, well, you. You sound like a future polygamist cult leader. You never look at vaginas during sex but you're a virgin who shies away from sex till marriage and you're an atheist with puritanical values?

Hahhaha oh man that's the kind of shit sensationalist books written on case studies are made of: "cult leader mayhem how it all went wrong" "the modern puritantical, sexism and control". Hitting amazon in ten years or so.

 

[MattyG]

Nope. He nuked everything. The girl only has to mention his name to kill him.

Because 18 year olds are mature, right?

Well this one is!

Evidently, it's Page 13 when I walk into The Dark Tunnel of the Soul.

I thought it was 12? Eh, you'll get there eventually at any rate.

 

[Nose Master]

There should just be a scumbag fan-fiction OT for some of these. I love the thread anyways, though. I can pretend.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

i am an adult and i use and wear diapers 24/7. i still live at home but no one in my family knows i use them. (my bedroom has its own large bathroom with a shower so yeah)

i've been wearing diapers (not counting baby ones) since i was 12 and started wearing them all the time when i was 16.

ill admit i don't use them all the time (i dont use them when im around my family of corse) but i just love the feeling of using them. im not going to go into detail or anything, but the feeling of doing it just feels so right. in fact, i genuinely feel that everyone should at least try using diapers at least once to see if they like it =)

So... you're like Solid Snake and his cardboard box...?

Do you... do you actually use them or do you just wear them?

I thought it was 12? Eh, you'll get there eventually at any rate.

Oh right. Xanax and Alcohol guy.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I'm in a long distance BDSM relationship with a girl. I'm the dom, or rather I'm supposed to be it since I'm still learning the ropes.

Anyways, I just wanted to ask if anyone has ideas/experience with possible homework and punishments for her? She always wants me to tell her to do some kinky stuff, but I don\'t know what to tell her.

To be honest I'm a push over and I'm doing this because she wanted to be dominated&#8230; At first it was weird, but I must say that I really love it now.

I'm sorry if this is a lame mail, but here's a truly lame confession: I'm a (yet) unknown game dev and I've registered on GAF using my usual handle. I'd love to post in all those sex threads, like the booty eating one (I love it), but it's not a thing you want associated with you if you hit the spotlight Now it's too late to change it, since my GF reads my GAF posts as I always talked to her about this site...

Well BDSM-GAF, help our friend express his love and desire for his girl via domination by giving him some tips and tricks. I, myself, have never been with a woman, so I can't give you much beyond what I've seen in teen sex films. Maybe get a whip? A riding crop?

It's long-distance? How do you do a dom/sub thing long-distance?

Also, regarding the career thing: It's perfectly understandable if for career purposes you can't join in, but that does suck. Perhaps ask for your handle to be changed?

 

[Ataxia]

Diapers?

That's disgusting. How would you even explain that shit to a girlfriend or a hookup? Though now that I think about it, they probably don't get out much anyway.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Since there is a lot of people confessing about stuff relating to master baiting, I thought I would confess my own little shtick.

I don't really watch porn, hentai, or any of that stuff. Sometimes I just imagine it because most of the time, my imagination>>>>porn any day. However, there is some days where I can't really imagine much to get me off so sometimes I turn in one other option...Shampoo/Make-up.

Yeah you know, those stupid Loreal or Garniar commercials with usually one woman or a few that's about the latest make-up shit or shampoo they made? Well some of the woman I have seen in those commercials are so damn hot that I can't help it. I just look up the commercials on YouTube and find whichever woman is really hot in that commercial.

So far my biggest crush in those kind of commercials is Aishwarya Rai. I have no idea who the hell she is other than one thing I heard about her is that she's married and apparently her family is very well known in India. Other than that, I have no clue and I quite frankly don't care, she's just one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen and her make-up/shampoo commercials are usually always the best. Hell, even after googling her, she's still a freaking 10 even without much make-up.

Anyway, point is, those women in those kind of commercials are really hot and that's all I know. And that's the kind of shit I can jack off of.

P.S. Jessica Biel is also really hot as a blonde in that one Loreal commercial.

This is my favorite confession cause it's like the most wholesome thing I've ever read. You jerk off to pretty girls in shampoo commercials. That's awesome. Legitimately.

Have a good night, bud.

You forgot the best one.

Dammit, that's the one I needed.

 

[DarkFlow]

First off, she's not fucking mature confessor and neither are you. Also, there's not much you can do to remedy the situation since you pretty much feel no remorse in being a disgusting old man. Also, congratulations on losing your family. (You cheated on your wife, you fucked your son's girlfriend, and I guarantee you that she'll leave you once she finds someone new.) Sounds like a terrible Lifetime movie.

Hey now, 34 is not a old man!

Edit: Also BDSM guy, a mod can change your name. So do that and start posting some kinky shit.

 

[Acorn]

Well BDSM-GAF, help our friend express his love and desire for his girl via domination by giving him some tips and tricks. I, myself, have never been with a woman, so I can't give you much beyond what I've seen in teen sex films. Maybe get a whip? A riding crop?

It's long-distance? How do you do a dom/sub thing long-distance?

Also, regarding the career thing: It's perfectly understandable if for career purposes you can't join in, but that does suck. Perhaps ask for your handle to be changed?

Watch The Secretary

 

[Allez Phill]

Good on shampoo dude. I honestly think that's healthier than pornography.