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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Hey now, 34 is not a old man!

Edit: Also BDSM guy, a mod can change your name. So do that and start posting some kinky shit.

It's against the TOS, so I wouldn't advise it, but this is the rare occasion where having an alt account might be a reasonable solution. If you're professional career gets wrapped up in such personal discussion, it can be a detriment.

 

[DarkFlow]

It's against the TOS, so I wouldn't advise it, but this is the rare occasion where having an alt account might be a reasonable solution. If you're professional career gets wrapped up in such personal discussion, it can be a detriment.

Edit: I read that wrong. Yeah that does sound like a good idea. Wink Wink

 

[JBourne]

In 30 or 40 years, when I'm running for Emperor of United States and the State Formerly Known as Canada, someone will drag up my posts in the booty eating thread and I will lose. The whole world will suffer because of it. Because I eat the booty.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

In 30 or 40 years, when I'm running for Emperor of United States and the State Formerly Known as Canada, someone will drag up my posts in the booty eating thread and I will lose. The whole world will suffer because of it. Because I eat the booty.

Motherfucker, I'd vote for you if that was the case.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.

Big confession here. Something has been bothering me for the past year or two about the relationship I've been in, and I feel like I'm stuck in an unwinnable situation. I've been with the same girl for over 6 years and she's great. We like almost all of the same things, movies, games, music. We have the same values and desires for the future and have personalities that generally match really well. We both feel completely comfortable with each other and can talk very easily for hours and constantly be having fun. This half of the relationship is almost perfect on paper.

We recently got engaged, which I was always, always unsure of doing. I feel like I am doing it for her not for me. She's always said if we didn't get married, she doesn't want to stay together. It's either marriage, or break up. So I just thought if we're staying together for the long haul anyway, I might as well do it since it doesn't change much of the relationship as far as how it's been for us for years.

The problem is, while I've been reflecting on all of that I can't stop being aware that I don't think I'm attracted to her physically and barely at all sexually. We only have sex once every couple weeks on average and even then, I could do without it. It's not a problem with libido or anything like that either. So many other people just have a sexuality to them that she just doesn't, which is strange because her libido is high. It was almost an epiphany when I imagined her personality, but then looking like almost anyone else, and immediately I felt I would have no doubts marrying that person if that was the case.

When I see other girls it's an instant attraction, and not unrealistic types or anything like that. If we go out some night, more than half the girls I'll see I will be more attracted to and have to force myself not to look because she gets really angry if you acknowledge anyone else. But when she kisses me I just want to pull away. I don't like it. Anything more than an innocent peck on the cheek or lips and I feel nothing at all and just want it to stop. I feel like I will never have that kind of kiss that gets more sexually charged just from leaning closer towards that person.

Thinking about her at random can make me turned off if I was turned on alone. And there's nothing she can do to change those things about herself and has said she would never be with someone who didn't think she was hot. So I have to tell her she's sexy, and talking about it is impossible because if she knew how I felt it would be over. Basically I have to pretend I'm attracted to her or it's all over. But she's very sweet, I love her, and her personality is so much of what I would be looking for and it would be really hard to find someone better suited to me in that regard. It's not a vanity thing, as there are a lot of people out there that comment on her in real life and think she's pretty. And I'm not in a pursuit of perfection, she just does nothing for me. When girls and I end up flirting back and forth, all I can think of is how I'd rather do just about anything physical with them instead, or how if my girlfriend looked like that my doubts towards getting married would be totally gone.

I've got 5 years invested in this relationship, and she's great in so many ways. There's comfort, and a plan for the future. But it more or less means I will not be enjoying sex or feeling that heat of genuine intimacy for the rest of my life. I don't want to have to look at other women and imagine something else for the rest of my life, but I feel like I could come to regret ending it with someone who matches me in almost every other way who I know I can have a life with. I don't know what to do.

If it helps, Scarlett Johannsen does absolutely nothing for me.

But, uh. Yeah. I dunno. It's not really fair to her if you're just faking your way through all physical intimacy. You think this isn't gonna turn into bitterness and resentment at some point? That it won't start to calcify in your head that you don't want her? Sex and sexual attraction isn't the be all-end all of day-to-day life, but it's definitely a huge thing.

But really, it boils down to: Does she make you happy? Yes or no? Cause if no, and you're faking it, you won't be able to keep that up forever.

 

[Pau]

Damn, one of my fears is being in that girl's position. But I'd rather know, despite the huge breakdown it would probably cause...

 

[HGStormy]

Damn, one of my fears is being in that girl's position. But I'd rather know, despite the huge breakdown it would probably cause...

I get that fear a lot, too.

Spoiler

Good thing my Xbox thinks I'm beautiful

...and that's why I'm never getting married, or not until a maturity plateau. People change. I've known divorce and bitter marriages for too long.

More like people just get tired of hiding the truth.

 

[Link Man]

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.





If it helps, Scarlett Johannsen does absolutely nothing for me.

But, uh. Yeah. I dunno. It's not really fair to her if you're just faking your way through all physical intimacy. You think this isn't gonna turn into bitterness and resentment at some point? That it won't start to calcify in your head that you don't want her? Sex and sexual attraction isn't the be all-end all of day-to-day life, but it's definitely a huge thing.

But really, it boils down to: Does she make you happy? Yes or no? Cause if no, and you're faking it, you won't be able to keep that up forever.

Reading this, the thing that jumps out at me is that he feels he can't confide in her or be honest with her. If he can't do that, how can he make marriage work?

 

[SnakeEyes]

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.





If it helps, Scarlett Johannsen does absolutely nothing for me.

But, uh. Yeah. I dunno. It's not really fair to her if you're just faking your way through all physical intimacy. You think this isn't gonna turn into bitterness and resentment at some point? That it won't start to calcify in your head that you don't want her? Sex and sexual attraction isn't the be all-end all of day-to-day life, but it's definitely a huge thing.

But really, it boils down to: Does she make you happy? Yes or no? Cause if no, and you're faking it, you won't be able to keep that up forever.

Yeahhh.... this dude needs to be honest with his fiancee, and bail now. Nothing good will come of him staying with her.

 

[SRG01]

Reading this, the thing that jumps out at me is that he feels he can't confide in her or be honest with her. If he can't do that, how can he make marriage work?

That relationship is doomed from the start, especially if he's only in it for comfort and a 'future'.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

...and that's why I'm never getting married, or not until a maturity plateau. People change. I've known divorce and bitter marriages for too long.

 

[Liquid-San]

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.





If it helps, Scarlett Johannsen does absolutely nothing for me.

But, uh. Yeah. I dunno. It's not really fair to her if you're just faking your way through all physical intimacy. You think this isn't gonna turn into bitterness and resentment at some point? That it won't start to calcify in your head that you don't want her? Sex and sexual attraction isn't the be all-end all of day-to-day life, but it's definitely a huge thing.

But really, it boils down to: Does she make you happy? Yes or no? Cause if no, and you're faking it, you won't be able to keep that up forever.

Not much to be said here other than you should cut your ties and just leave. Yes, you've invested 6 years into it, but clearly the time leading up to the seventh will be torture. I'd say it's best to leave now and not pour another 6 into something that'll result in unhappiness. Physical attraction isn't everything like many make it out to be, but it's vital in a relationship.

EDIT: Does nothing for me either and her acting isn't remarkable either. (Decent voice actress in Her, though.)

 

[Beer Monkey]

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.





If it helps, Scarlett Johannsen does absolutely nothing for me.

But, uh. Yeah. I dunno. It's not really fair to her if you're just faking your way through all physical intimacy. You think this isn't gonna turn into bitterness and resentment at some point? That it won't start to calcify in your head that you don't want her? Sex and sexual attraction isn't the be all-end all of day-to-day life, but it's definitely a huge thing.

But really, it boils down to: Does she make you happy? Yes or no? Cause if no, and you're faking it, you won't be able to keep that up forever.

This happened to a friend of mine. Met a girl that was amazing, but she was fat. Like most guys, he's not attracted to fat women. There's a TON of shaming in our culture currently that every body is beautiful, real men like meat not bones, etc. He was pressured. Married the girl. Turned into a quick divorce, total disaster.

Thing is, it ended up hurting her WAY more if he would have just dumped her sooner.

You aren't doing somebody a favor by sticking with them if they don't give you boners. Period. Boners rule. No boner, no relationship. Live by it.

 

[Corronchilejano]

This happened to a friend of mine. Met a girl that was amazing, but she was fat. Like most guys, he's not attracted to fat women. There's a TON of shaming in our culture currently that every body is beautiful, real men like meat not bones, etc. He was pressured. Married the girl. Turned into a quick divorce, total disaster.

Thing is, it ended up hurting her WAY more if he would have just dumped her sooner.

You aren't doing somebody a favor by sticking with them if they don't give you boners. Period. Boners rule. No boner, no relationship. Live by it.

Dude, no, just no.

 

[exmachina64]

This happened to a friend of mine. Met a girl that was amazing, but she was fat. Like most guys, he's not attracted to fat women. There's a TON of shaming in our culture currently that every body is beautiful, real men like meat not bones, etc. He was pressured. Married the girl. Turned into a quick divorce, total disaster.

Thing is, it ended up hurting her WAY more if he would have just dumped her sooner.

You aren't doing somebody a favor by sticking with them if they don't give you boners. Period. Boners rule. No boner, no relationship. Live by it.

Citation needed.

 

[Septimus Prime]

Shampoo Guy, if you like those commercials, you should look up Elave sometime.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

The big deal is that you're cheating on your wife and fucking your son's high school girlfriend behind his back, you scumbag.

Grow the fuck up scumbag dad, this is going to end badly.

 

[WiiRevolution1]

I'll make a public confession. I sometimes write posts that are snarky and delete them before I post them. :-/

Public confessions about posts? Okay heres mine: While I try to spellcheck and suceed alot of times, I just get lazy and post and always moss some errors. Literally 9 times out've 10 I realize after I post and try to clear up typos before anyone notices and still miss some. Most common typo is always not with nit for some reason I always have trouble with that one. Alot of the time I also realize that the space bar didn't register.

I suck at typing and spelling.

Edit: Welp, I'm leaving this typo there just to show yall. Need to stop typing now, the more I type, the more mistakes I make.


PS: Love these threads so thank you for reviving it!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I had a one night stand with a female gaffer I met during a GAF Meetup.

… Let's just say my dick went to sleep halfway through. IT WAS TRULY THE FIRST TIME THIS HAPPENED TO ME, I SWEAR ;_;

I did eat the pussy well, though.

 

[Surface of Me]

I gotta go to one of these GAF meetups.

 

[Zeyphersan]

I gotta go to one of these GAF meetups.

For real though

 

[neptunes]

Dudes is going down on the first night?

Damn I must be conservative

 

[NCR Redslayer]

I gotta go to one of these GAF meetups.

I didn't even know such things existed.

 

[Professor Beef]

I gotta go to one of these GAF meetups.

Sometimes they're sausage fests >:|

Dudes is going down on the first night?

Damn I must be conservative

why be greedy tho

 

[neptunes]

Sometimes they're sausage fests >:|

why be greedy tho

I wouldn't expect it either

 

[SnakeEyes]

Dudes is going down on the first night?

Damn I must be conservative

I like helping ladies out as much as dudes do, but not on the first night. Not until I know it's "clean" to do so.

 

[Invisible Man]

I wonder if I'll have any new admirers sending anything in.

 

[Acorn]

All this gaffer fucking man.

 

[marimorimo]

I am a 20-year-old woman, and today I've been feeling concerned that I might have some pedophillic tendencies. I am not 100 percent sure and a part of me thinks that it might just be my OCD screwing with me again and making me over-analyze it, but it is weighing on me nontheless so I wish to confess about it.

Ever since I was around 12 years old I was really into lolicon hentai and collected it a bunch.

If it helps, I have had a similar fetish since I was young (I'm female as well). I still have it to this day but it's less pronounced. My "sweet spot" is 10-14 years old, and I used to collect a lot of shota (that's boy-boy kids) porn when I was 16. I get temporary crushes on child stars both male and female from time to time. I love the look of anime characters around this age as well.

I remember one time I was 18 and living in Japan. Boys in private school uniforms wear the most ridiculously short shorts and I found myself ogling the asses of a couple of 10-year olds ; I shook my head and chuckled internally. I had a boyfriend a couple of years older than me, was more or less confident of my own sexuality and I knew I would never do anything appropriate to a kid so I wasn't bothered by it. I'm still not. I just consider it a humorous quirk.

I also can't understand the outrage some people have against fanfiction involving underage FICTIONAL characters in sexual situations. It's fiction for a reason. If you hate it, don't read.

So unless you find yourself WANTING to get into the pants of kiddies, I don't think you should be alarmed at all. Just my opinion, of course.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I feel like I know who this is from a conversation with a gaffer. Hmm.

 

[JNA]

This is my favorite confession cause it's like the most wholesome thing I've ever read. You jerk off to pretty girls in shampoo commercials. That's awesome. Legitimately.

Good on shampoo dude. I honestly think that's healthier than pornography.

 

[Link Man]

Was it Herbal Essences that triggered the fetish, I wonder?

 

[JNA]

Was it Herbal Essences that triggered the fetish, I wonder?

Close but no cigar.

Spoiler

actually not close, but there was a couple I liked. Not that one though XD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cPDE9ug1W8

 

[Ataxia]

Here is a confession

When people link twitter accounts here in forum posts and fail to add in any kind of context about who the person is, it seriously drives me up the wall

Who the fuck is Bob Jones from Kentucky and why is what he is saying important? (random example that I just made up, but eh. It takes seconds to add maybe a sentence or two explaining this stuff)

 

[BGBW]

The only thing that happens at meets is drinking and people performing the Hare Hare Yukai. Any other stories are lies.

 

[EloquentM]

Most of these confessions are lies.

I wish I was more exciting as a person...

 

[Acorn]

Here is a confession

When people link twitter accounts here in forum posts and fail to add in any kind of context about who the person is, it seriously drives me up the wall

Who the fuck is Bob Jones from Kentucky and why is what he is saying important? (random example that I just made up, but eh. It takes seconds to add maybe a sentence or two explaining this stuff)

I'll have you know bob is a very important man in the used lawnmower buisness

 

[JNA]

Most of these confessions are lies.

I wish I was more exciting as a person...

I'm not really that exciting either trust me lol.

Maybe we should have a GAF meet up and then go on a freaking adventure!

 

[-PXG-]

Scumbag Dad... Daaaaaaaamn. Karma is gonna fuck him in the ass so hard. That is such a messed up situation, I can't get myself to believe it's 100% real. There is no way anyone is that stupid.

For the guy who isn't physically attracted to his fiancée: Bail out. You don't sound like a jerk. I get the impression you care about her and like spending time with her. But you shouldn't get married to someone you can't be honest with. You'll only make things worse if you go along with this any further.

 

[Zaphod]

For the guy who is not attracted to his fiancé: I was in a similar situation and I went though with the marriage. Instead of trying to recover from a 6 year relationship I ended up divorced after finding out she had cheated on me for the last couple of years. 12 years total down the drain.

I did figure out what I liked, and in the end found a great woman who I am very attracted to. While we're very compatible, we don't have all the same interests either and I think that helps to.

 

[dani_dc]

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.





If it helps, Scarlett Johannsen does absolutely nothing for me.

But, uh. Yeah. I dunno. It's not really fair to her if you're just faking your way through all physical intimacy. You think this isn't gonna turn into bitterness and resentment at some point? That it won't start to calcify in your head that you don't want her? Sex and sexual attraction isn't the be all-end all of day-to-day life, but it's definitely a huge thing.

But really, it boils down to: Does she make you happy? Yes or no? Cause if no, and you're faking it, you won't be able to keep that up forever.

Was it always like this?

This could be a psychological issue. Seeing as you seem to love this girl, I would try to at least consu!t with a therapist to try and deal with this situation.

 

[Featheredkitten]

This is my favorite confession cause it's like the most wholesome thing I've ever read. You jerk off to pretty girls in shampoo commercials. That's awesome. Legitimately.

It's adorable! I love it.

Watch The Secretary

mmmhmmm or google things, the internet has like, all the information ever.

TLDR: Dude is not physically attracted at all to his fiancee/girlfriend of five years. Like, nothing. Like he fakes his way through all physical contact and sex. Like he wants to fuck every other girl he sees but her.

God I hate this. Who is he helping by staying with her? She doesn't want to be with someone who doesn't find her attractive, he will continue to want to look at other women and pull away from her advances. She's trying to plan a live with him and all he wants is to avoid physical intimacy. That's such a shitty thing to do to someone.

Confessor you are helping nobody. If you feel anything for this woman and have any respect for yourself: Break up with her. She deserves someone who appreciates every aspect of her (not just: we have stuff in common i guess), and you deserve to be with someone you're attracted to. Do not marry this woman. DO NOT marry this women, it's a stupid selfish decision that will end in pain for both of you.

I gotta go to one of these GAF meetups.

I take someone home after everyone of them.

 

[Hot Coldman]

dude fucking his son's girlfriend needs to pack his bags

 

[Sir Blaming]

Spoiler

So during this 10 minutes of silence for MH370(I am a Malaysian mind you), we were all gathered at the assembly and prayers were being done and everyone was hanging their heads down in deep prayers...

Someone that day was sleeping.

Move on.

 

[IronRinn]

I just turned 34 and am married, and have a 17 year old son. I'm sleeping with my sons girlfriend behind his back. The thing is, I'm not fit to be a father, y'know? I didn't want to be a father. When I was 16 i had sex with a girl in HS, neither of us were ready and had no protection. The results were obvious, she got pregnant. She was forced to marry me but, in the end we made it work just barely. I love my wife, but were in a sexless dead end marriage. Neither of us are happy with how our lives turned out. My life was dull, working a dead end job barely making ends means. Thats when Amy came into my life.

Amy came into our lives about a year ago. She was 18, and he was 17 they were both juniors going into their final year of HS. From the moment i met her I was in love, she looked like my wife but, younger and sexier. I started hitting on her, telling her how hot she was and how mature she looked. We kept things PG-13 at first but, things began to get R-rated when she'd send me dirty texts and nudes. Should have ended it there, should have but Amy was everything i wanted in a woman. I let my primal urges take over my brain, I began thinking with my dick.

It was the end of September, she had a big fight with my son and wanted a ride home. I took her home, she wanted me to come in. I'm not an idiot I know what she wanted. I followed her in, she told me she had a present to give me and she wanted me to wait in the living room. I had no idea when her parents (As soon as she graduates they plan to kick her to the streets) would be home, and I knew this would end badly. Few minutes later she came out in a towel and nothing else, she began flirting with me trying to kiss me trying to get into my pants. I tried to discourage it, telling her that her parents might see us, and it was wrong. She reassures me that her parents are used to her bringing strange men home, and wouldn't care too much. I'm having doubts, and try to get up, but she drops her towel and asks if I like what I see. I do, i really do, part of me's screamin get the hell out, and yet I can't resist. I gave in to temptation and we had sex.

We've been having sex constantly since then. She made me feel young, and I make her feel good. Nobody knows, they just think of me as deluded glory hound trying to recapture my youth. Her parents are good people but, they've basically given her free reign to do as she pleases as they've given up on her. Nobody knows what i'm doing except, my son. He's smart, he thinks shes cheating and he suspects I know who it is. He's going to find out sooner or later. I don't pry into their relation, I just know they are barely even together. Truth be told i don't regret what we've done. She's mature, shes sexy, she has no future plans in life. So it's not like I've ruined her life, so what's the big deal?

Just catching up here. Jesus fucking christ, what the fuck is wrong with you? Sorry, you made some shitty fucking choices when you were young and now you think you deserve to be able to live out your what ifs despite what doing so means to the people you're supposed to care about? This is the worst, entitled bullshit. The best thing that could happen here is that your son figures it out and he and his mother excise you from their lives because they are wasting their best years on a relationship with you. God damn.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Worthless piece of shit fucking his Son's girlfriend: You are an utterly loathsome wretched fucking person and I can't believe someone would be so fucking despicable to betray their own child.

Once it gets out how much of a vile cunt you are (you really expect some 18 yr old girl NOT to talk, you fucking idiot? You really think this cunt might not use it to hurt your son when they break up? Fuck you!) I truly hope your Son cuts you out of his life forever, your wife leaves you & squeezes every ounce of money she can, leaving you broke as shit and living in poverty. It brings a smile to my face imagining someone like you written off by every single person you care about, living in some dirty shithole you can barely afford, with only your loneliness and regret to keep you company. I hope you live a very long life of drowning in depression every waking moment, wishing to die but too chicken shit to kill yourself. I want to imagine a sad poverty stricken sickly oldman that awakes everyday to the reality that he'll never be forgiven and he did it all to himself.

Tl;dr - Asshole dad, I hate you. I fucking despise you.

 

[Grakl]

GAFfers fucking GAFfers aint anything new guys. Fun confessions.

 

[Cromat]

Scumbag Dad is almost certainly a fake. Trying to one-up Doozy.

 

[BodiesWithoutOrgans]

awesome thread

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Scumbag Dad is almost certainly a fake. Trying to one-up Doozy.

Maybe. Maybe not.
When I was 17, my friends mom slept with her boyfriend. Watching just how deeply it hurt my friend and how she carried it with her, her entire life was/is heartbreaking. How someone could do that to their own child is beyond me.

To this day I can't say how happy I feel when I hear the Mom has yet once again tried to reach out and again beg for forgiveness, only to be totally ignored by her daughter and her two sons. She begs to meet & be apart of her grandchildren's lives but everyone acts as if she is dead. Feels good to know she is all alone and threw her entire family away for 17 yr old dick that took her money then dumped her old ass long ago.