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[EmeraldSwords]

Well this thread is certainly entertaining. Can't really tell if this guy is telling the truth though.

 

[Fireblend]

Scumbag Dad is almost certainly a fake. Trying to one-up Doozy.

Is that the true, or is it the narrative you've created in your head to avoid the reality of scumbag dad? Hmmm

 

[Snowman]

Maybe. Maybe not.
When I was 17, my friends mom slept with her boyfriend. Watching just how deeply it hurt my friend and how she carried it with her, her entire life was/is heartbreaking. How someone could do that to their own child is beyond me.

To this day I can't say how happy I feel when I hear the Mom has yet once again tried to reach out and again beg for forgiveness, only to be totally ignored by her daughter and her two sons. She begs to meet & be apart of her grandchildren's lives but everyone acts as if she is dead. Feels good to know she is all alone and threw her entire family away for 17 yr old dick that took her money then dumped her old ass long ago.

Dude, the fact that you enjoy someone's pain and suffering so much, even if they did do a really awful thing in the past, is pretty messed up. I don't know how long it's been since that shit went down but I feel really bad for the mom in that situation, she might have fucked up pretty spectacularly, but if she really is sorry and realises how badly she messed things up then don't you think it might be better to try and forgive and work things out? I dunno, I just believe in second chances.

 

[Kid Ska]

Damn, a lot to catch up on.

So was that non-religious, anti-sex guy sending all of those different confessions from the same e-mail? What a dummy lol

And yeah I kind of don't really believe the scumbag dad story. Sounds too wild to be true. If it is though, FUCK that guy. Go right to hell

And I love the shampoo commercial masturbater. Such an innocent but humorous confession. Keep on doin' your thing, man

 

[jorgeton]

All caught up with the thread.

ITT we learn that Gaf Meetups are the best place to get some strange.

 

[DizzyCrow]

Scumbag Dad is almost certainly a fake. Trying to one-up Doozy.

I don't think so, here in Brazil two videos were circulating in Whatsapp groups of a guy fucking his girlfriend and her mom.

 

[NeOak]

I don't think so, here in Brazil two videos were circulating in Whatsapp groups of a guy fucking his girlfriend and her mom.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

So I've had 2 girlfriends in my life. The second one I married. The first one didn't last more than a few years but has stuck with me like puddy. There hasn't been much contact since we broke up, she's tried a few times but I usually rebuff with a quick response to make it obvious I don't want it to continue. This is mainly for my wife as while she's never said it explicitly, she would not be happy w/ me having a friendship w/ my ex. I love my wife incredibly, but I still think about my Ex at least once a day. I daydream sometimes about what our life would have been together. She's ALOT different then my wife, and in bad ways as well. Once we broke up, I realized all the shit she did that was fucked up and how I was genuinely better off without her, but I still can't shake the feeling that there was something there that worked. She was exciting, she was adventurous, she was someone who I could geek out with on a regular basis. I don't do any of those things with my wife and is part of the reason I still daydream about my ex.

I'm beyond content with my wife and our life together. But I really think the rest of my life I'll occasionally think about my Ex and what could have been. More than anything I wish I could talk to her, 1 on 1 over coffee or something, and just explain all of these feelings. Let her know that I'll never forget her and that if she had been willing (She dumped me), we could have had an awesome future together. I kind of "won" the break up as I'll be starting a successful career soon and have a fantastic wife, but there's always the part of me that will wonder.... what if.

You weren't gonna have an awesome future together with her. Focus on sharing your interests with your wife, not being a grass is greener moment.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

Dude, the fact that you enjoy someone's pain and suffering so much, even if they did do a really awful thing in the past, is pretty messed up. I don't know how long it's been since that shit went down but I feel really bad for the mom in that situation, she might have fucked up pretty spectacularly, but if she really is sorry and realises how badly she messed things up then don't you think it might be better to try and forgive and work things out? I dunno, I just believe in second chances.

No way man. She completely betrayed her own daughter. She caused her unimaginable pain and mental suffering. As a parent myself I find it absolutely unforgivable to hurt your own child like that.
I was there and saw the aftermath, tears, anger and pain AND I STILL can't even imagine the damage she caused my friend.

The mother is a horrible woman that deserves no sympathy. She betrayed her daughter, her husband, her sons and her family AND she continued to fuck the guy after she was caught. She continued after seeing how much she was hurting her own daughter.

Yes I feel great that she is suffering. She deserves to suffer. Sometimes bad things happen to bad people and I am thankful for that.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

It means more to me than I really want to admit how badly I want to be well-known on GAF. All my friends in real life I've lost, my parents have kicked me out, I hate my housemates, I haven't had a girlfriend in almost a year, I barely have conversations with people at the two places I work, I had to drop out of school, and I am severely depressed from the whole situation. It eats away at me when I see a well-known poster get recognized in other threads, have people reference past things they've said, etc. Generally be embraced by the community. When I stop posting for a while I want someone to think "I wonder where x went." I want to be associated with something, to have one thing in my life that acknowledges that I exist. I don't care if it's a message board and it's ultimately pointless I need someone to care at least a tiny bit so I can keep on living. I need to feel like I belong somewhere, and if it's not on this goddamn website then its nowhere

GAF notoriety isn't all it's cracked up to be. Have you considered getting a hobby, joining a club, expanding your social circle? Leaving your current location and restarting in a new one? Returning to school?

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

There's no way this one isn't fake... right? Right!? Gross warning ahead:

i really want to fuck my mom and dont know why and want it to stop :-/ . Whenever she's not around I'll find a pair of her used panties, and first off I'll lick and sniff the crust on the crotch, and then I'll wear them. I jerk off while I'm wearing them and it is glorious. I get really hard when my mom is in the restroom. Whenever she's pooping or peeing she leaves the door open, and I chat with her sometimes, and damnit whenever I hear the wiping sound...god forgive me I have to jerk off almost instantly afterwards.

Shit I dont fucking know whats wrong with me. I'm so fucked up, I want to cry. I've considered suicide but im too much of a failure to do it. It's like a fucking addiction and it consumes my entire life, i cant escape it. I need help, gaf please anything. Any advice, anything to get this to stop...

There's a whole whack of crazy here, man. You need a legitimate therapist if this isn't a lie. No snark here, go see a doctor. A real doctor.

And if it is a lie, you think to yourself about what kind of guy it takes to say this about his mom in-depth as a joke.

 

[jasonng]

You weren't gonna have an awesome future together with her. Focus on sharing your interests with your wife, not being a grass is greener moment.

I think it's perfectly acceptable to feel that way. Your ex was a part of your life so it's understandable to reminisce. There's obviously no danger in leaving your wife so you shouldn't feel ashamed.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I think it's perfectly acceptable to feel that way. Your ex was a part of your life so it's understandable to reminisce. There's obviously no danger in leaving your wife so you shouldn't feel ashamed.

Yeah, but reminiscing about it everyday is a bit overboard.

 

[Mauricio_Magus]

subbed so fucking hard, you're doing an awesome job, NotTheGuyYouKill.

 

[butalala]

GAF notoriety isn't all it's cracked up to be. Have you considered getting a hobby, joining a club, expanding your social circle? Leaving your current location and restarting in a new one? Returning to school?

I've always wondered how forum notoriety happens and/or how forum relationships are formed.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Close but no cigar.

Spoiler

actually not close, but there was a couple I liked. Not that one though XD

https://youtube.com/watch?v=3cPDE9ug1W8

That's hot.

 

[jorgeton]

There's no way this one isn't fake... right? Right!? Gross warning ahead:



There's a whole whack of crazy here, man. You need a legitimate therapist if this isn't a lie. No snark here, go see a doctor. A real doctor.

And if it is a lie, you think to yourself about what kind of guy it takes to say this about his mom in-depth as a joke.

.

 

[esterk]

Holy shit this thread. Subbed.

I was never around for the original host, so you don't have to live up to anything for me, NTGYK!

 

[NeOak]

You weren't gonna have an awesome future together with her. Focus on sharing your interests with your wife, not being a grass is greener moment.

He dodged a bullet and is thinking "what if i had been hit by that bullet?".

No way man. She completely betrayed her own daughter. She caused her unimaginable pain and mental suffering. As a parent myself I find it absolutely unforgivable to hurt your own child like that.
I was there and saw the aftermath, tears, anger and pain AND I STILL can't even imagine the damage she caused my friend.

The mother is a horrible woman that deserves no sympathy. She betrayed her daughter, her husband, her sons and her family AND she continued to fuck the guy after she was caught. She continued after seeing how much she was hurting her own daughter.

Yes I feel great that she is suffering. She deserves to suffer. Sometimes bad things happen to bad people and I am thankful for that.

Just. wow. I sympathize with your friend. Some parents are just... D:

I've always wondered how forum notoriety happens and/or how forum relationships are formed.

Notoriety on GAF is usually for the wrong reasons. Even the tags, usually they are because you fucked up somewhere and the mods will brand you forever like cattle.

 

[IronRinn]

i really want to fuck my mom and dont know why and want it to stop :-/ . Whenever she's not around I'll find a pair of her used panties, and first off I'll lick and sniff the crust on the crotch, and then I'll wear them. I jerk off while I'm wearing them and it is glorious. I get really hard when my mom is in the restroom. Whenever she's pooping or peeing she leaves the door open, and I chat with her sometimes, and damnit whenever I hear the wiping sound...god forgive me I have to jerk off almost instantly afterwards.

Shit I dont fucking know whats wrong with me. I'm so fucked up, I want to cry. I've considered suicide but im too much of a failure to do it. It's like a fucking addiction and it consumes my entire life, i cant escape it. I need help, gaf please anything. Any advice, anything to get this to stop...

Seriously though, man, as NTMYK said, if this is true you need to see a professional as it is causing you obvious distress.

 

[Mononoke]

Damn, you guys are so strong. Every time I waltz into this thread, I immediately have to back out. I can't handle the cringe. Stomach is too weak for this shit. But I have to say, I think this is a great idea (it does really give some people a chance to be open with things that are burdening them). That's really awesome. I just can't handle it (but hey, I have an excuse, I'm going through chemo and am constantly nauseous. SO GIVE me a break. But gah damn, some of these.

 

[Xpike]

Damn, you guys are so strong. Every time I waltz into this thread, I immediately have to back out. I can't handle the cringe. Stomach is too weak for this shit.

"cringe" is not how I would describe it, more like "losing hope in the human race".

 

[Mononoke]

"cringe" is not how I would describe it, more like "losing hope in the human race".

That is part of the feeling too, at leas for me.

 

[NeOak]

That is part of the feeling too, at leas for me.

It has been mild so far.

 

[Valhelm]

What's the appeal of sniffing underwear? Sure, they touched her vagina, but it's still a sweaty, used piece of cloth. Eugh.

 

[Exotoro]

What's the appeal of sniffing underwear? Sure, they touched her vagina, but it's still a sweaty, used piece of cloth. Eugh.

I have the same questions about the appeal of wearing it. Eghhhh.

 

[Mononoke]

It has been mild so far.

I'm weak, what can I say.

 

[Snowman]

No way man. She completely betrayed her own daughter. She caused her unimaginable pain and mental suffering. As a parent myself I find it absolutely unforgivable to hurt your own child like that.
I was there and saw the aftermath, tears, anger and pain AND I STILL can't even imagine the damage she caused my friend.

The mother is a horrible woman that deserves no sympathy. She betrayed her daughter, her husband, her sons and her family AND she continued to fuck the guy after she was caught. She continued after seeing how much she was hurting her own daughter.

Yes I feel great that she is suffering. She deserves to suffer. Sometimes bad things happen to bad people and I am thankful for that.

I'm sort of assuming this was a long time ago, like maybe 5+ years ago. If the guy was gonna turn around and fuck her mom behind her back he probably wasn't someone she wanted to be with long term anyways. What the mom did was awful for sure, and I don't blame the daughter for cutting her out of her life for a long time or even forever. But taking joy in knowing that this (presumably old now?) woman is out there aching to reconnect with her daughter and see her grandchildren, because she fucked up really badly a long time ago? Seems pretty shitty.

 

[Princess Viola]

some of these confessions are pretty damn fucked up

i like them

sub'd

 

[NeOak]

I'm weak, what can I say.

I can link you the old threads by ronito.

For Training Purposes!

 

[Magwik]

The lesson learned this week is that there need to be more GAF meetups.

 

[Singularity42]

There's a lot of really fucked up people on this forum....

Or some very very creative storytellers.

Maybe a combination of both.

 

[-PXG-]

GAF notoriety isn't all it's cracked up to be. Have you considered getting a hobby, joining a club, expanding your social circle? Leaving your current location and restarting in a new one? Returning to school?

This.

You don't want to be "famous" here. A lot of bullshit and misguided hatred comes along with it. Plus, some people just get caught up in it become attention whores. It just isn't worth the trouble and is a silly thing to want. But I do get the desire to belong and feel welcome somewhere. Everyone wants that.

Edit

Wow at the mommy panty sniffer. Now we're getting the real and juicy confessions...or really good fake stories. Keep em coming. Love this suck shit. Funny as hell.

 

[jasonng]

This.

You don't want to be "famous" here. A lot of bullshit and misguided hatred comes along with it. Plus, some people just get caught up in it become attention whores. It just isn't worth the trouble and is a silly thing to want. But I do get the desire to belong and feel welcome somewhere. Everyone wants that.

Said the guy who dry humped the owner of this forum to get his tag.


Edit: which happened at a gaf meetup!

 

[-PXG-]

Said the guy who dry humped the owner of this forum to get his tag.

It was the only way to get my old awful tag changed, or at least the only way I thought possible at that point in time... we were all VERY drunk that night. No good decisions were made.

 

[iJudged]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you? Holy shit, yall need Jesus or something. Get out, meet people, socialize a bit, lose the Internet for a while, Holy shit.

 

[butalala]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you? Holy shit, yall need Jesus or something. Get out, meet people, socialize a bit, lose the Internet for a while, Holy shit.

You Judged, indeed.

 

[NeOak]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you? Holy shit, yall need Jesus or something. Get out, meet people, socialize a bit, lose the Internet for a while, Holy shit.

Again, this is mild.

Spoiler

You would have called for an exorcism with the old threads

 

[-PXG-]

What the fuck is wrong with some of you? Holy shit, yall need Jesus or something. Get out, meet people, socialize a bit, lose the Internet for a while, Holy shit.

Welcome. Enjoy your stay.

Someone needs to record themselves reading these confessions out loud.

 

[Majestad]

What's the ratio of men to woman at these infamous GAF meetups?

 

[Mononoke]

I can link you the old threads by ronito.

For Training Purposes!

No, no it's okay. I already can't handle my chemo barely. No more. I might just give up on living.

 

[NeOak]

Welcome. Enjoy your stay.

Someone needs to record themselves reading these confessions out loud.

What's the ratio of men to woman at these infamous GAF meetups?

Infinite to 1

 

[iJudged]

Welcome. Enjoy your stay.

Someone needs to record themselves reading these confessions out loud.

I can do a voice over with some Max Payne music in the background, I should, I have a deep fucking voice.

 

[Magwik]

I can do a pretty good Macho Man voice.

 

[jasonng]

What's the ratio of men to woman at these infamous GAF meetups?

Don't matter how many if you got game, playa.

Spoiler

video games I mean.

 

[ronito]

What's the ratio of men to woman at these infamous GAF meetups?

 

[jasonng]

How long were you waiting to use that gif?

 

[NeOak]

lol

Pretty much.

 

[ronito]

How long were you waiting to use that gif?

Since the last GAF meetup

 

[Grakl]

What's the ratio of men to woman at these infamous GAF meetups?

You could just try gay