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[davepoobond]

That's a lot of lady boys

 

[Kid Ska]

lol too good

 

[Yado]

I don't think so, here in Brazil two videos were circulating in Whatsapp groups of a guy fucking his girlfriend and her mom.

lol I didn't give it much thought at the time but I've seen the one with the mom.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Scumbag dad has left me speechless

WHY

 

[crazyprac]

lol I didn't give it much thought at the time but I've seen the one with the mom.

Please pm link thanks.

 

[vikki]

GAF notoriety isn't all it's cracked up to be. Have you considered getting a hobby, joining a club, expanding your social circle? Leaving your current location and restarting in a new one? Returning to school?

NTGYK is TheGuyWhoMakesALotOfThreads (you could be a girl for all I know)

N8-Bit (The green waves are sound)

Recently

Mully (he is "The One" who delivered)

Rest (is the one who could've delivered, but uuuuhh he's not sure if he wants to?)

Then there's like the legacy members. Too long a list and I would surely miss a bunch, so I won't list.

 

[Pickman]

I'll give it a shot reading a couple of these confessionals over somber piano music tonight when I get off work.

 

[AbsolutBro]

I just scared the shit out of my dog laughing so hard.

 

[Majestad]

Lmao. I'm sure a lot don't mind though.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

But taking joy in knowing that this (presumably old now?) woman is out there aching to reconnect with her daughter and see her grandchildren, because she fucked up really badly a long time ago? Seems pretty shitty.

While I don't actually "take joy" in her agony, I do feel she is getting exactly what she deserves for all the people she hurt so deeply.
I have zero sympathy for her. She made her choice, she intentionally devastated her own daughter and now she has to deal with the consequence.
But hey, maybe if after she stopped after she was caught instead of continuing to loudly fuck him while her distraught daughter cried in the next room, she could have got that second chance.

Like I said, zero sympathy.


Anyway, that's enough derailment from me.


Edit: I missed Retail Manager, what page is it?

 

[Altazor]

just gotta say:

Scumbag Dad and Retail Manager. You're both scum. I hope you both get caught for being pieces of crap. No sympathy from me.

 

[NeOak]

But hey, maybe if after she stopped after she was caught instead of continuing to loudly fuck him while her distraught daughter cried in the next room, she could have got that second chance.

lol what

Can you uh, share that story in detail?

 

[Corronchilejano]

But hey, maybe if after she stopped after she was caught instead of continuing to loudly fuck him while her distraught daughter cried in the next room, she could have got that second chance.

Like I said, zero sympathy.

I dunno man, we shouldn't carry hatred our whole lives, sometimes we have to learn to forgive, it's easier on the soul.

 

[davepoobond]

I dunno man, we shouldn't carry hatred our whole lives, sometimes we have to learn to forgive, it's easier on the soul.

So that your mom can fuck your husband? No thanks.

 

[Nealand Liquor]

lol what

Can you uh, share that story in detail?

After she got caught (it was the daughter that caught them in bed) she continued to fuck the guy regularly. Over the next couple weeks the Mom, who's room shared a wall with her daughter, would have the guy over and fuck him. The Mother would make a big scene, screaming, headboards slamming, walk around in lingerie after they fucked WHILE ALL THREE KIDS WERE IN THE HOUSE. Meanwhile the daughter did nothing by cry for weeks, and when she asked the Mom to stop she told her to leave if she doesn't like it. She just didn't care.

After two weeks my friend ran away from home and her Mom gave not a single shit.

Yeah, she deserves every bit of agony she brought upon herself. If I were my firend, I'd never let her meet my kids either. Sometimes people don't deserves a second chance.

I dunno man, we shouldn't carry hatred our whole lives, sometimes we have to learn to forgive, it's easier on the soul.

Not always. In this case it is easier to act like the mother simply doesn't exist.

Also remember, the daughter and the boyfriend were still teenagers 16-17 and her two brother were 8 and 4.

 

[jimbor]

The big deal is that you're cheating on your wife and fucking your son's high school girlfriend behind his back, you scumbag.

This is why you need to smang as much pussy as you can while you're young. Whenever I hear stories like this, it's always some fella that had no game/chance as a youngster and didn't get it out of his system.

 

[NeOak]

After she got caught (it was the daughter that them in bed) she continued to fuck the guy regularly. Over the next couple weeks the Mom, who's room shared a wall with her daughter, would have the guy over and fuck him. The Mother would make a big scene, screaming, headboards slamming, walk around in lingerie after they fucked WHILE ALL THREE KIDS WERE IN THE HOUSE. Meanwhile the daughter did nothing by cry for weeks, and when she asked the Mom to stop she told her to leave if she doesn't like it. She just didn't care.

After two weeks my friend ran away from home and her Mom gave not a single shit.

Yeah, she deserves every bit of agony she brought upon herself. If I were my firend, I'd never let her meet my kids either.
Sometimes people don't deserves a second chance.

Hmm. I really can't have an opinion on what your friend does. I can't imagine everything she felt during that.

Up to her.

 

[Bold One]

You want to do what to your mum?

ALL YOU MUTHERFUCKERS NEED TO BE SECTIONED!

 

[Xpike]

I think the Mom can go fuck herself, she preferred some teen cock over her daughter's happiness and now that she is growing old and lonely she finally wants her approval. Fuck her.

 

[Altazor]

Edit: I missed Retail Manager, what page is it?

here, page 9

 

[Corronchilejano]

So that your mom can fuck your husband? No thanks.

That's not how forgiveness works. Then again, what people forgive varies from person to person. Personally, I don't like holding grudges. Any.

EDIT: Hol-ee shiat

After she got caught (it was the daughter that caught them in bed) she continued to fuck the guy regularly. Over the next couple weeks the Mom, who's room shared a wall with her daughter, would have the guy over and fuck him. The Mother would make a big scene, screaming, headboards slamming, walk around in lingerie after they fucked WHILE ALL THREE KIDS WERE IN THE HOUSE. Meanwhile the daughter did nothing by cry for weeks, and when she asked the Mom to stop she told her to leave if she doesn't like it. She just didn't care.

... ok, fuck that woman, but not in her lady parts.

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

Oh my GOD at the Shia LeBouf gif.

Forreals. Where is that from?

 

[NCR Redslayer]

Forreals. Where is that from?

From the Shia Lebeouf LIVE video.

 

[MattyG]

Forreals. Where is that from?

This masterpiece.

The edited gif is a Sunhi joint.

 

[BGBW]

If you want to get known on GAF just join a community that is from your country and attend a meet. A lot of the members of BritGAF have met each other and become friends outside of GAF. That's much better than becoming a GAF "celeb".

 

[Mike M]

I had internet notoriety once upon a time, and I don't miss it.

But yeah, if you want GAF friends, find one of the sub communities to participate in. Being part of Creative Writing Challenge GAF and D&D GAF are honestly the most fun I've ever had on this board.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

There's no way this one isn't fake... right? Right!? Gross warning ahead:



There's a whole whack of crazy here, man. You need a legitimate therapist if this isn't a lie. No snark here, go see a doctor. A real doctor.

And if it is a lie, you think to yourself about what kind of guy it takes to say this about his mom in-depth as a joke.

Thats fucking gross. Jesus...Christ

 

[Rollo Tomasi]

As someone who didn't really frequent the previous confessions threads on GAF (what was I thinking?) NTGYK, you're doing a great job. Keep it up!

Meanwhile I'm like:

 

[dani_dc]

If you want to get known on GAF just join a community that is from your country and attend a meet. A lot of the members of BritGAF have met each other and become friends outside of GAF. That's much better than becoming a GAF "celeb".

Hard to do for those living in smaller countries or smaller cities.

I had internet notoriety once upon a time, and I don't miss it.

But yeah, if you want GAF friends, find one of the sub communities to participate in. Being part of Creative Writing Challenge GAF and D&D GAF are honestly the most fun I've ever had on this board.

Yeah, I've started posting more in specific communities and its been a great experience. Its much better than being someone that's infamous and who everyone has an opinion on regardless of what you post.

 

[davepoobond]

That's not how forgiveness works. Then again, what people forgive varies from person to person. Personally, I don't like holding grudges. Any.

EDIT: Hol-ee shiat



... ok, fuck that woman, but not in her lady parts.

Haha. The turn of opinion in the same post is hilarious.

 

[Pharaun]

There's no way this one isn't fake... right? Right!? Gross warning ahead:



There's a whole whack of crazy here, man. You need a legitimate therapist if this isn't a lie. No snark here, go see a doctor. A real doctor.

And if it is a lie, you think to yourself about what kind of guy it takes to say this about his mom in-depth as a joke.

Is the Confessors name Oedipus and has he knowingly or unknowingly killed his father and usurped his Kingdom?

Spoiler

For real though, that's some messed up stuff. Go see a therapist.

 

[Kid Ska]

If you want to get known on GAF just join a community that is from your country and attend a meet. A lot of the members of BritGAF have met each other and become friends outside of GAF. That's much better than becoming a GAF "celeb".

You mean real life friends are better than GAF friends? No way

 

[Magwik]

Hard to do for those living in smaller countries or smaller cities.



Yeah, I've started posting more in specific communities and its been a great experience. Its much better than being someone that's infamous and who everyone has an opinion on regardless of what you post.

Also difficult when there isn't really a Michigan or even Midwest community.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I have a diaper/age regression fetish. I have other more normal ones, but that one's the one I can never ignore. It sucks, because (a) it's very easily mockable (b) I have to keep it from everyone, including my girlfriend (c) even if I could act out my fantasies, they'd probably gross me the fuck out irl, so I've decided that's what they're going to stay as. Sometimes I even seek out other people like me in chats like Omegle and pretend I'm a teen girl who likes wearing diapers (I'm a guy). I have absolutely no idea why I'm into it, and I feel like shit after. Its made me very tolerant of people with weird, often mocked fetishes like furries actually.

At least it's not a reverse video fetish I guess. I have it under control, but it does suck to have related intrusive thoughts from time to time. On the positive side, it doesn't interfere with my life at all; I have a great gf with whom I have great sex regularly, and other normal kinks I can explore, so yay!

You're right, it is easily mockable. But you know what, it's a relatively minor snag in the grand scheme of you banging your great girlfriend that likes all your other kinks, so I think you come out ahead on this one.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

This is a follow-up from a gentleman who sent a confession into Ronito a year ago. In it, he writes his second manuscript:

His confession from last year: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90069440&postcount=1385

I'm "crappy girlfriend guy" from last year's thread. To read the book I wrote about my shitty relationship, you can go here: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=90069440&postcount=1385.

The "abridged" version: I was mentally abused, lied to, used, and discarded by an awful person after not agreeing to an open relationship, an ultimatum she threw in my face after she cheated on me. We reached a rocky point in our relationship, and she led me on so she could have a hotel room for PAX Prime and subsequently sleep with an older dude she met while playing Call of Duty (right after PAX). We dated for close to four years, we would have known each other for about five years, and I was in early plans to propose if things turned around for the better. That didn't happen. The last fourth or so of the relationship was akin to dating an Internet troll.

In the fallout, I learned about several other people she was courting while still in a relationship with me. One was a teenager she met while playing Call of Duty. She booked a hotel with him for PAX East the following year. Curiosity got the better of me and I looked at his social media profile. He worked at a fast food restaurant and aspired to work in hospitality/management. His profile picture is him with his Xbox headset and his profile consists of copy/pasted jokes he found on Google. One such gem: "i can't tell if that baby has down syndrome or is asian. #racistproblems". Yeah, he doesn't exude intelligence, but I knew she was going to destroy him.

Out of pity, I contacted him and warned him of Girl X. He declined to take it seriously. His reasoning: "I love her and I don't care if she burned down an orphanage. It's the past and no longer matters." Good luck, dude! I look forward to reading your GAF confession in the future! It's going to feel like déjà vu.

It's been more than a year. I've traveled a fair amount. I've reconnected with old friends who stepped away due to Girl X and her awful treatment. I've more time for my hobbies and I'm working toward several objectives. I also have a fair amount of cash saved, so that's a major plus.

I've been regularly attending therapy sessions. It's proven to be one of the best decisions I've ever made. Having a GAF member posit that I had an inferiority complex drove me to seek help. I've made a great deal of progress intend on sticking with it. Most of my insecurities came out of Girl X's own insecurities. Her awful treatment was toxic to my self-esteem. The relationship was pernicious and doomed because of her, and there's not a thing I could do to change it.

My therapist's assessment: "You've an Adjustment Disorder that's causing you to feel depressed. It's because of the traumatic things you experienced. You aren't crazy. This is treatable."

Personality disorders carry a poor prognosis and are often seen as untreatable. I'm not a licensed mental health counselor, but it doesn't take a professional to see the traits. Girl X definitely showed a fair number of the signs of Borderline Personality Disorder and Narcissism. I've learned you can't change someone. Everyone has flaws, but there's a line. I deserve better. I've had several casual things since Girl X, but I'm not focusing on dating at the moment. There are more important things.

I restructured my life and have put up a wall between my mother and I. She's doing better these days, but I'm on my own. I give my siblings guidance and help them when I can, but I've accepted I can't save everyone.

I cut ties with Girl X and refuse to ever speak with her again. I'll never forgive her. There's no amelioration to be had between us. She tried to publicly issue a pseudo apology via a spare social media account and the last conversation we had was me telling her off. No one deserves the bullshit she put me through, and I know she isn't capable of feeling sorry for anyone but herself.

What's done is done. I've moved on and I'm better without such a scummy person. Last I heard, she moved to the midwest to work for the only company who'd hire her post-graduation. It's not in her major and the company apparently only hires young postgrads so they can take advantage of them. Many of the supposed friends she once had no longer seem to be friends with her. It's sad. She's no longer relevant and only occasionally springs to mind these days. I've no inclination to speak with her or know anything else.

My only focus is on myself. I'm weathered and have aged a couple of years because of the terrible year that was 2013, but I'm intact. This confession serves as a reminder that I've made progress, and I'm going to keep going.

I'm glad you've made strides in your mental health and cut off that horrible she-devil that's banging the Call of Duty teen. That said, you have not made strides in getting succinctly to the point.

Keep working on yourself, I predict happy things for you if you stay on this path.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

A Cup writes in a follow up to her previous fondling confession.

The breast fondler here again. My confession was totally real! I'll often just be sitting there, look down, still be amazed that I finally have these things I've wanted for most of my life, and just have to give them a quick squeeze. Plus I keep tellin myself that maybe squeezing them will encourage them to grow bigger faster.

Since everyone else is giving you TMI confessions I'll add to mine. One of the craziest things for me has been the changes to my nipples. They're totally different than they were before I was on hormones and I didn't realize how much they'd change physically. Bigger, puffier, more pronounced, much more feminine looking. How they feel when touched has also really changed. Before I really didn't like to have them touched, as the feeling I received was like a mix of tickling, over-sensitivity, and annoyance. I haven't put them through the paces too much just yet but the feeling now is much more pleasing. It leaves me with what I'd best describe as how you feel when you're on a roller coaster and you suddenly drop.

Before they were a part of my body I didn't care about but now they're something that adds to my options for receiving pleasure.

You and shampoo jerker make me happy.

 

[Orbis Tabula]

The last two make me happy. Congratulations to both of you two.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

The last two make me happy. Congratulations to both of you two.

I probably shouldn't dump the happy ones at the end of the page.

 

[Corronchilejano]

I probably shouldn't dump the happy ones at the end of the page.

Quick! Post a really creepy one!

 

[Mistel]

To be honest I'm probably going to do that with my breasts too, once I'm hormones long enough to get them.

 

[HoopzBarkley]

The last two make me happy. Congratulations to both of you two.

This for me as well!

 

[jasonng]

Is the Confessors name Oedipus and has he knowingly or unknowingly killed his father and usurped his Kingdom?

Spoiler

For real though, that's some messed up stuff. Go see a therapist.

It's funny you reference that. There's a belief that every guy has the Oedipus complex in that we all have a repressed urge to sleep with our mothers. Apparently that's why guys sought after girls that share common traits with their moms.

I definitely don't believe that but it's a thing.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I used to work at an elementary school as a custodian right out of high school. My first day on the job after I had the tour and everyone had left for the evening I found the hottest teachers room and rubbed my dick and ballsack all over her desk, laptop touch pad and coffee cup. I then proceeded to rub one out while sitting at her desk. Not sure why I did it thought lol. I also made a goal of masterbating in every class room in the building which I did end up completing by the time I quit, including the principals office and library. When I wasn't jerking it in classrooms I used the staff bathroom and blew my load in the sink which was often. I would walk down the halls with my dick hanging out and got to the point where I would lay down on the floor, strip naked and stick stuff up my ass when I jerked it. I also stole food, candy, toys that teachers had confiscated and whatnot. Not sure why I did it... I guess I was just young and stupid.

So... you're basically a sex offender.

 

[Kid Ska]

So... you're basically a sex offender.

Wow. Uh....

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I never graduated from college. Everyone thinks I did, but I didn't.

How do you fake your way through conversations? Did no one ever question your credentials?

You're not like Brian Griffin, are you?

 

[FillerB]

So... you're basically a sex offender.

Okay this one just seems way too far out there and thus must be true.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I was home-schooled growing up. My mother was my teacher. She kept the teacher's manual for each subject right next to my workbook. There was a period in my life where I would get up early in the morning to "get a good start on school". My family was so amazed that I was so interested in getting my schoolwork done. What they still don't know is that I cheated through most of it.

I wasn't a dummy. I didn't make all of the answers correct. I got good at making intentional mistakes to throw my parents off the scent. I understood all of the math and stuff, but didn't like doing the work of puzzling out answers.

I haven't learned my lesson because I recently graduated from college with a CS degree, and I let computers do all the rote computing for me. I feel vindicated in my earlier cheating thanks to the prominence of computers in my life now.

Wouldn't it take as much effort to make purposeful mistakes and false evidence to distract from your cheating as actually doing the work if you understood it?

 

[Kinyou]

So... you're basically a sex offender.

Guys, he was just young and stupid. Who here can say that they never lied naked in the the library, sticking stuff up their ass while jerking it?

 

[the_firewithin]

So... you're basically a sex offender.

i like how he didnt even wait a day

 

[perfectchaos007]

Seconding the first part of this.

No idea why I'm considered popular here. I'd honestly rather not be

Seems like most "openly female" Gaffers are popular here. I'm sure if the gender ratio was flipped, the few men on the site would garner more attention. I need to join a forum with 90%+ females to find out if my theory is true.