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[IronRinn]

My threshold for weird is lower than Ronito's but I'll grow into it.

I expect great things from you. You're gonna do awesome.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I often think I'd be happier if I had no sex drive. The only effective ways to do that would be to take birth control pills or eat tons of soy but the only thing that stops me from doing that is I'd get man boobs.

But hey, if you had man boobs, at least you'd have some boobs to play with!

Edit: But you wouldn't have the desire to do so. Wow. That'd be like some twisted Greek tragedy shit. CURSE YOU, EURIPIDES!

 

[Chainsawkitten]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, guilt-trip me.



Honestly, it deals with an issue of consent, in that, ANIMALS CANNOT GIVE INFORMED CONSENT, SO DON'T DO IT.

Also, who is Krystal?

Just search for "Krystal inflation" on Google images.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Just search for "Krystal inflation" on Google images.

I... no.

 

[Pickman]

Just search for "Krystal inflation" on Google images.

Why did I do what someone on the internet told me to do?

Where we're going you don't need eyes to see....

 

[Azulsky]

I think of all the willpower used to subdue sexuality and wonder how much more productive I could be without it.

It's not too crazy of a thought

 

[Indrid Cold1]

That doozy one in the other thread... bloody Nora. He was a bit of a bastard wasn't he?

 

[Chainsawkitten]

Related: For each Pokémon profile picture month (coming up December!), I'd spend a fair bit of time on a Pokémon vore forum to search for the perfectly distasteful yet safe-enough-for-work pic (preferably not completely artistically incompetent either). Regular ol' Pokémon porn doesn't exactly count as shocking in my eyes.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Just search for "Krystal inflation" on Google images.

I'm not disturbed by what I saw but I'm not turned on either.

 

[Fireblend]

This reminds me of that guy in the SSB4 threads that would switch between avatars of inflated-versions of Peach, Rosalina, Samus and a couple other female characters from that game.

 

[Pickman]

I'm not disturbed by what I saw but I'm not turned on either.

I'm not disturbed by the imagery either. But the thing that got me was thinking of some dude sitting hunched over in a sperm-caked desk chair working out a batch of knuckle butter while rapidly clicking through a gallery of those pics like you'd see in some kind of clinical psychosis experiment from an art film.

 

[Chainsawkitten]

I'm not disturbed by what I saw but I'm not turned on either.

As with many a "weird" sexual things, I've never seen either the appeal or the disgust.

I'm not disturbed by the imagery either. But the thing that got me was thinking of some dude sitting hunched over in a sperm-caked desk chair working out a batch of knuckle butter while rapidly clicking through a gallery of those pics like you'd see in some kind of clinical psychosis experiment from an art film.

I'm not sure what 'art' films you're watching.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

I'm not disturbed by the imagery either. But the thing that got me was thinking of some dude sitting hunched over in a sperm-caked desk chair working out a batch of knuckle butter while rapidly clicking through a gallery of those pics like you'd see in some kind of clinical psychosis experiment from an art film.

Damn I didn't think of it like that.

 

[John Kowalski]

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine, guilt-trip me.

That's kinda tame to be honest.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

That's kinda tame to be honest.

I'm so pure.

 

[John Kowalski]

I'm so pure.

lol, you're so not ready for the incestual scat confessions

 

[Kid Ska]

I love how this is pretty much an ask NTGYK column.

 

[AlimNassor]

These are tame...wait for the nasty ones.

 

[xBladeM6x]

I wonder how many people confess something on here, just to see how others will react. Lol

 

[MattyG]

How long do you guys reckon until someone confesses to murder?

 

[xBladeM6x]

How long do you guys reckon until someone confesses to murder?

and then end the confession with... "in a video game."

 

[MattyG]

and then end the confession with... "in a video game."

 

[Anustart]

I'ma confess to murdering my girlfriend

Spoiler

's pussy last night in bed.

 

[Pickman]

I'ma confess to murdering my girlfriend

Spoiler

's pussy last night in bed.

Animal abuse is a serious crime.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR WAIFU

New confession:

I have several waifus...

I do need to do more outdoor stuff, if only to exercise a bit more to keep the pre diabetes at bay. I guess that's a more serious confession though I haven't really hidden it here. My family has a history of diabetes, I'm Asian, and I work at a desk job. I don't have full blown type 2 'yet', but doc said I should be careful and need to make more changes. I've made some...but it's not easy...

 

[John Kowalski]

New confession:

I have several waifus...

That's almost worse than having seasonal waifus.

 

[Fireblend]

Ahhh, the confession thread. Making me feel less weird about my kinks for years now. If I am ever disturbed by something that turns me on, now I can say 'Welp, at least I don't want to fuck a clean, perfumed horse.'

Actually, fanfiction has helped a lot with that too. Horse person, I am sure there are scores of fics written that will cater to your needs. If there's a kink, it's out there.

Aside from that reverse video one, I don't think there's a fanfic for that.

Get on that Fiction. Such untapped potential!

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Speaking of incest...

I have not edited any content out of this one, but I did change the formatting and spelling a bit so it's actually readable.

Thanks for bringing this back. It feels good to have a place to let this out. So to start with, since I was probably 11 I have been "blessed" with an incest fetish. I have ZERO attraction to my actual family members (I've never even dated a girl my age) but the concept of step-siblings or stepparents breaking that taboo is a huge kink for me. And its getting worse. I know its odd, and I'd never tell them, but for the last year every woman I've slept with, I've imagined as my older/younger stepwise (depending on their personality). Its a turn-on that I know I'll have to always keep to myself, or I'll scare off every woman in my life and destroy my reputation.

And the sad thing is, that ain't the secret! The secret is in an attempt to finally be able to act out these fantasies, I've turned to prostitutes. Because I'm semi-quasi-sorta-famous in my city, I figured i'd have to try Asian escorts to prevent from being a) judged, and b) recognized. It went horribly. One girls English was so poor that an explanation of what I wanted was impossible. The other one only understood "good boy, mommy like" but kept repeating it phonetically like a broken record for 30 minutes. What a nightmare. I don't know what to do now. I'm debating just discussing it with an out-of-town prostitute in advance. I just wish my brain wasn't wired in such a fucked up way.

Not gonna say how I know, but there's a ton of POV porn out there that satisfies this exact kink. Look into it. Good production values too.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Just search for "Krystal inflation" on Google images.

Take my word for it... you don't want to do that.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Speaking of incest...

I have not edited any content out of this one, but I did change the formatting and spelling a bit so it's actually readable.



Not gonna say how I know, but there's a ton of POV porn out there that satisfies this exact kink. Look into it. Good production values too.

Quite a bit of Ja...

Spoiler

Not gonna say how I know

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

When I was in university, I had a deep relationship with a girl. The girl actually treated me a lot like shit (in terms of attention and or being a good listener). One day she snapped when she saw a photo of a girl on my phone (who happened to be a married girl, a friend of my sister).

Regardless of pleading to her the truth, she refused to accept and threw tantrums to the point that she threatened me to leave. I warned her not to and she provoked me by saying that "what are you going to do about it? hit me? come then hit me!"

And that was the point when I lost all sanity, that one moment of blackout. The next minute, I see her holding her hand up to her cheek, scared and ran away.

From what I remember from that moment, the tip of my fingers brushed her cheek.

Breakup happened and she got into a brief relationship with whom I used to call my best friend....the irony of friendship?

Not long he (or she?) dumped him/her and she came crying back to me the same day. I refused and went on happily for a year. We rarely talked as friends and not and she kind of begged me to get her back with that friend of mine. Year later her friends (somehow) convinced me that she has changed and longs no one but you and again somehow in a moment of darkness I was with her again.

I proposed to her and she said yes but then I called it off, having doubts in my heart and knowing that I won't be able to stay happy as there are so many questions unanswered...

I actually truly felt before that I belonged with her but then funny how you can go on living without someone whom you have thought of as your life.

NTGYK's rule for life #31: Once out of a toxic relationship, never, ever, enter it's orbit again.

NTGYK's rule for life #42: Don't ever hit someone unless it's part of consensual foreplay.

NTGYK's rule for life #43: If someone you love is screaming at you to hit them, trying to egg you on, it's probably not gonna work out.

 

[CreeperBlocks]

alright i'm subbing. I'm ready for some weird Bullshit.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Hi GAF,

I'm a female in her 20's and been a lurker for almost 6 years and have a crush on a poster. I know he doesn't have a partner and been wanting for a while now to "end up" in one of the places that London GAF meet-up in and just talk to him (and take him home) but it seems too creepy/stalkerish and rude as he's there for a meet up.

I should just admire from afar shouldn't I?

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

 

[FillerB]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

Just go for it. The worst thing that can happen is that he says no.

 

[John Kowalski]

I don't really think incestual fantasies are all that rare quite frankly. Wasn't the Taboo film series really, really successful back in the 80's? Also, the sheer number of incest erotica in all but video form sort of implies that there is a vast fanbase for that sort of fantasy erotica, or at least vaster than one would expect.

 

[HabeeNo]

Subbed

 

[Pickman]

Just go for it. The worst thing that can happen is that he says no.

Actually she could get him home and it turns out he likes making woman-skin suits and flays her alive to make some new capris. That's right. He's got terrible taste in clothing as well.

 

[FillerB]

Actually she could get him home and it turns out he likes making woman-skin suits and flays her alive to make some new capris. That's right. He's got terrible taste in clothing as well.

But hey, it that case she can now be close to him. Forever.

 

[Fireblend]

I don't really think incestual fantasies are all that rare quite frankly. Wasn't the Taboo film series really, really successful back in the 80's? Also, the sheer number of incest erotica in all but video form sort of implies that there is a vast fanbase for that sort of fantasy erotica, or at least vaster than one would expect.

Yeah, incest is like one of the tamest fantasies I can think of. Imagine the lengths reverse-video guy has to go to satisfy his needs. He admitted to making his own porn ffs. Some of us don't realize how privileged we are with our super vanilla kinks

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

Every single English GAFfer is currently holding their breath.

I don't really think incestual fantasies are all that rare quite frankly. Wasn't the Taboo film series really, really successful back in the 80's? Also, the sheer number of incest erotica in all but video form sort of implies that there is a vast fanbase for that sort of fantasy erotica, or at least vaster than one would expect.

Including video. Shit is on the front page all the time of most porn sites I go on.

 

[Magwik]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

Next London GAF meetup: everybody.
Also I would kill to go to a GAF meetup even though nobody lives in Michigan apparently.

 

[John Kowalski]

Including video. Shit is on the front page all the time of most porn sites I go on.

Well, yeah, but it's definitely not as extensive as in erotic literature or erotic manga.

Yeah, incest is like one of the tamest fantasies I can think of. Imagine the lengths reverse-video guy has to go to satisfy his needs. He admitted to making his own porn ffs. Some of us don't realize how privileged we are with our super vanilla kinks

Reverse fetish has to be rarer than Animal Farm.

 

[Gray Matter]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

6 years and still haven't signed up. What are you waiting for?

Also, do you know what he looks like or you are just attracted to his GAF personality?

Spoiler

obviously I won't get an answer, but something to think about.

 

[LUFTRAUSER]

Also, who is Krystal?

The blue one.

 

[dani_dc]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

I hope that at the next London-gaf meet up there won't be just one female gaffer.

I'll second this. It's the fucking worst.

I will also second the suggestion to seek counseling, though with one caveat: Be sure to look up mandatory reporting laws in your state. Depending on the laws and your current living/work situation you may run the risk of being reported.

Edit: That is, in the case that she does have an attraction to children. A lot of what she wrote sounds to me like OCD, but I'm not a mental health professional.

Yeah, a lot of it sounded like it could "just" be OCD. With that said even if it's just OCD it's always a good thing to check help, without therapy I don't think I would be doing anywhere near as well as I am now.

 

[vikki]

6 years and still haven't signed up. What are you waiting for?

Also, do you know what he looks like or you are just attracted to his GAF personality?

Spoiler

obviously I won't get an answer, but something to think about.

I was a lurker for a while before being accepted. Actually, some real life friends were members looong ago and as far as I know didn't really follow much on here after a while. A couple years later I would check the funny pics thread and NFLGaf. Now that I am a member, I don't lurk in those threads nearly as much.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I love watching some bestiality videos. I get so aroused when a male dog reams a human female. The girl's squeals and moans of s giant doggy dick and the dog that doesn't stop no matter how load she moans.

I also like BBC cuckold for the same reason when it is a petite young white girl with a huge black man.

If a dog's dick is giant compared to yours, you got worse issues than that.

 

[HUELEN10]

Yep, I'm that guy OP:

Use it if you want.

 

[Rest]

Speaking of incest...

I have not edited any content out of this one, but I did change the formatting and spelling a bit so it's actually readable.

Thanks for bringing this back. It feels good to have a place to let this out. So to start with, since I was probably 11 I have been "blessed" with an incest fetish. I have ZERO attraction to my actual family members (I've never even dated a girl my age) but the concept of step-siblings or stepparents breaking that taboo is a huge kink for me. And its getting worse. I know its odd, and I'd never tell them, but for the last year every woman I've slept with, I've imagined as my older/younger stepwise (depending on their personality). Its a turn-on that I know I'll have to always keep to myself, or I'll scare off every woman in my life and destroy my reputation.

And the sad thing is, that ain't the secret! The secret is in an attempt to finally be able to act out these fantasies, I've turned to prostitutes. Because I'm semi-quasi-sorta-famous in my city, I figured i'd have to try Asian escorts to prevent from being a) judged, and b) recognized. It went horribly. One girls English was so poor that an explanation of what I wanted was impossible. The other one only understood "good boy, mommy like" but kept repeating it phonetically like a broken record for 30 minutes. What a nightmare. I don't know what to do now. I'm debating just discussing it with an out-of-town prostitute in advance. I just wish my brain wasn't wired in such a fucked up way.

Not gonna say how I know, but there's a ton of POV porn out there that satisfies this exact kink. Look into it. Good production values too.

You mention spelling and formatting...
World Star, is this you?

 

[Anustart]

Yep, I'm that guy OP:

Use it if you want.

I like it!