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[NotTheGuyYouKill]

I have been married for a 2 years now and my income has grown substantially, how ever my wife has no idea. I have multiple accounts where I have most of my money sent to and about 30% of my income is sent to our joint account which she believes is my total salary.

My father raised me to never trust women with money and he showed me how he did the same thing with my mother and she was none the wiser nor did she ever left wanting anything. So I followed in his steps how ever I worry that one day I may get a paper statement in the mail and then it's all downhill from there. And it's too late to come clean with her now since I have passed the 7 figures mark and there is no way I can tell her, by the way I have been hiding an extra 4 million without her getting a divorce and taking half of it. Although I did make her sign a prenuptial agreement I know it could get thrown out because of the circumstances.

Well I just wanted to get that off my chest. I sometimes wish I didn't get married so early. Had I known how well I was going to do I definitely would have waited before I tied myself down to a girl.

Here I was thinking that marriage was supposed to be a symbol of love, of partnership, uniting with the person you love most in the world, your one bastion of sanity and hope in a cruel, dreary world. Your spouse is the person you love, respect, and trust the most.

Clearly I was wrong.

 

[Gray Matter]

Feel free to send him some confessions!

I did.

Spoiler

have you?

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Play with my heart but leave my money alone.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

For the longest time, I've had a huge war with herpes outbreaks on my lips. I've had it since birth and could never talk with most girls because of how long they lasted even though they mainly appeared in colder months. I was seen as some freak by many even though I explained my story about them and it didn't help that the school didn't recognize it as a problem and let me stay home. My mom was terrible with letting me stay home until symptoms died down. Usually telling me to deal with it. Luckily, my family did not give me shit for it or else I would've "broke" back in middle school.

Now, I am 20 years old and HSV1 rarely even bothers me. I barely get one outbreak a year and even then, they are much more tiny and last a few days. I've even found out more tactics to fast forward the sores into the healing process. I am thinking this is the point where I can finally live freely and be myself without having to be scared of stress or a sudden change in weather. Is this the end of a near-20 year old nightmare? Am I finally accepted as a person now that its pretty much gone?

Nope.

Around the end of last year, I've been seeing pearly bumps around the edge of the head of my penis. At that time, I thought it was just bumps. There has been no itchy feeling or urges. No headaches or anything. But now, the bumps have spread to the shaft and scrotum. Seriously? It is almost like I am being tested or some shit. I am too scared and insecure to go to a clinic about it, but I don't want to find out the hard way when someone is suffering from an infection I wish no one should ever suffer in their lifetime.

I don't know what to do. I can't muster up the strength to bother with a clinic. I've told no one about the issue and I will probably just get ridiculed again by ignorant fucks. Its not that I'm scared of having genital herpes, its that I'm scared of people not accepting it and me ending up ruining my life over my anger getting the best of me.

I'm trying to save myself by hitting up the clinic before I am in a rock and a hard place where some girl at a party and we hit it off or some one night stand, but chances are looking slim right now. Maybe the next girl I meet is also positive for herpes?

Well, breaking bad over herpes is as good a reason as any.

Go to a goddamn doctor.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

Hi, I'm drunk and feeling guilty this is the first time I've ever
confessed something to anyone.

I'm a Manager at large retail store which means I get paid a decent
salary. I've been working at said store for 11 1/2 years, and have
busted my ass-actually I didn't bust my ass. I'm a lazy incompetent
worker who buttered my way up to management (having a uncle who has
friends in corporate helped) and am grossly under-qualified for my
job. In a perfect world i wouldn't even be qualified to push carts,
i'm that useless.

I regularly abuse and treat my workers like trash. I've used my status
as Manager to sleep with customers and associates, hell i'm currently
sleeping with the Asset Protection Manager, i'm your typical under
qualified retail manager. So why should I be feeling guilt over what I
did? I ruined someones life because he embarrassed me in front of
corporate. Like I said I'm an idiot and have no sense of what would
sell but, I ordered him to change a few end caps and build 2 unneeded
stackbases. Corporate came by and weren't happy about them, the TL
blamed me and i got yelled at by the Store Manager and Corporate.

Petty reason incoming: I found out about his "extended breaks" (it's a
legit reason but, nobody enforces the rule unless it's over 20 mins or
excessive) and contacted the AP Manager, we built a case against him
proving that he had been stealing time. We then had him marched into
the ad-office and terminated for stealing time. Said TL had been with
the company for 21 years, and was making over $13 an hour, he had a
family to support. I basically ruined him I rejoiced over it, I threw
a party at home.

I then facebook stalked him to gloat to myself over my victory. But
when I saw how miserable and depressed he was, how he had lost his
home and his family was suffering, I felt sick. I'm on a paid vacation
right now and been drinking, but, I'm debating on if I want to come
back. I've terminated people for petty reasons before, but, most the
time they're just teens or college kids who don't give a damn. I've
never had to terminate an adult who actually needed the job. I can't
handle the burden, I can't give him the job back, it was a legitimate
reason.

Two things:

1) you are a rotten bastard and I detest you.

2) how sad is someone's life that they'd willingly sleep with a sleazy retail store manager?

 

[Gray Matter]

Here I was thinking that marriage was supposed to be a symbol of love, of partnership, uniting with the person you love most in the world, your one bastion of sanity and hope in a cruel, dreary world. Your spouse is the person you love, respect, and trust the most.

Clearly I was wrong.

Confessor, I see nothing wrong here. Money is one of the main reasons why I don't believe in marriage. Why does the woman (in most cases) get half of the man's earnings during a divorce, fuck that. Keep saving up your money.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

That's fucked up no lie, when you're in a position of power you're duty is to help folks instead you feel like the Teflon don.. Truly despicable.

 

[Liquid-San]

Well, breaking bad over herpes is as good a reason as any.

Go to a goddamn doctor.

What he said.^ Question though, how would they have genital herpes?

Two things:

1) you are a rotten bastard and I detest you.

2) how sad is someone's life that they'd willingly sleep with a sleazy retail store manager?

Any chance you can try to get them hired once again? I know it won't redeem your soul or anything, but it'd be a place to start at the very least. I know coworkers of mine that had been fired due to absences and whatnot and had been hired once again. (This is Wal-Mart though so I'm uncertain if it qualifies for your store). I'd also like to point out that you should stop sleeping with everyone and their mother. I know, you're a man experiencing a power trip or whatever, but among other things, if one of those people decides to tell someone else you can cause a collapse in the management hierarchy in the store due to sexual harassment. You're creating a hostile workplace.

 

[Nintendoga]

Holy shit whoever sent that in is the biggest piece of shit ever. Sorry, but I hope you get caught one day abusing your position.

 

[Gray Matter]

At least he recognizes that he is the scum of the earth and is useless. Still doesn't make up for ruining someone's life.

 

[IronRinn]

I see that the real assholes have started to roll in.

 

[SwiftDeath]

Herpes confessor, go see a doctor as soon as possible. You either do or do not have genital herpes but something is goddamn wrong down there and needs professional help

Retail confessor, you were a horrible human being. I'm not sure what else to tell you. You're the definition of petty and if you want to feel better try to line up another job for that guy elsewhere. See if your Uncle in corporate can help

 

[MattyG]

You could start a thread asking if there are any Maine gaffers around. That's what maxcriden did with " Are you there Vermont GAF". It eventually led to a meet up with six of us. Pics are in that thread.

Yeah, maybe I will at some point. Actually, I'm surprised there isn't a megathread that's dedicated to finding Gaffers in your area.

 

[Liquid-San]

Yeah, maybe I will at some point. Actually, I'm surprised there isn't a megathread that's dedicated to finding Gaffers in your area.

Seems like someone just had a great thread idea.

 

[NoctisVsStar]

Herpes confessor, go see a doctor as soon as possible. You either do or do not have genital herpes but something is goddamn wrong down there and needs professional help

Retail confessor, you were a horrible human being. I'm not sure what else to tell you. You're the definition of petty and if you want to feel better try to line up another job for that guy elsewhere. See if your Uncle in corporate can help

I wonder at times why certain managers are bullies like no lie. If I ever was blessed with a boss-like position I would probably be Michael.

 

[the_firewithin]

Here I was thinking that marriage was supposed to be a symbol of love, of partnership, uniting with the person you love most in the world, your one bastion of sanity and hope in a cruel, dreary world. Your spouse is the person you love, respect, and trust the most.

Clearly I was wrong.

I just want to know what his job is

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

When you really think about it... how the fuck is he using his "status" as a retail manager to sleep with customers and associates? Does he pressure them with threatening to fire them? Cause he doesn't exactly come off as a charmer to me.

 

[vikki]

Two things:

1) you are a rotten bastard and I detest you.

2) how sad is someone's life that they'd willingly sleep with a sleazy retail store manager?

You know, sometimes I don't think everyone is deserving of a confession. I also find it strange that only the shitty retail managers stick around for an extended period of time. It's like any manager worth their salt is outta there within a couple years and the bad managers just band together like clumps of shit.

 

[Liquid-San]

When you really think about it... how the fuck is he using his "status" as a retail manager to sleep with customers and associates? Does he pressure them with threatening to fire them? Cause he doesn't exactly come off as a charmer to me.

I don't know, but it sounds more believable than the millionaire. I assume he's working at a retail store where the associates aren't too bright. At the K-Mart where I used to work, my fellow cashiers and stock associates seemed to believe petty support managers were capable of doing anything. I even had a supervisor threaten to fire me as if she had the power to do so. She can recommend my termination to a superior, but she herself did not have the authority.

 

[CrocMother]

When you really think about it... how the fuck is he using his "status" as a retail manager to sleep with customers and associates? Does he pressure them with threatening to fire them? Cause he doesn't exactly come off as a charmer to me.

You know...the implications.

 

[vikki]

You know...the implications.

Basically

 

[MattyG]

Seems like someone just had a great thread idea.

OH shit, I guess you're right. I don't want to clog up this

Spoiler

amazing

thread with off topic posts though, but I'm not good at naming threads or doing banners or anything, so if anyone has an idea in that department shoot me a PM.

And yeah, retail manager sounds like an ass. At least he feels bad and knows he was wrong though.

 

[SRG01]

Well, breaking bad over herpes is as good a reason as any.

Go to a goddamn doctor.

At first I'd say there are penile pearly papules, but if they run that far down... o_o

 

[Valhelm]

When you really think about it... how the fuck is he using his "status" as a retail manager to sleep with customers and associates? Does he pressure them with threatening to fire them? Cause he doesn't exactly come off as a charmer to me.

I think a lot of it is his status as a 30-something (?) guy with a full-time job over the very young part-time women. They might think it's cool that he has his shit together, compared to the other employees.

 

[lewisgone]

To the guy hiding money: Woah. There's no way you can come clean on that one.

 

[MattyG]

At first I'd say there are penile pearly papules, but if they run that far down... o_o

Can't Forcyde Spots be mistaken for herpes in rare cases? I would say that maybe it's that, but if they came on really quick and confessor has a history with herpes, then yeah, he should go to a doctor.

 

[Jopie]

To the guy hiding money: Woah. There's no way you can come clean on that one.

My grandpa hid money for 25 years, then bought my grandma their first house with it.

I would imagine if the confessor dropped a million bucks on a house as a surprise, that might help.

 

[B-Dubs]

My grandpa hid money for 25 years, then bought my grandma their first house with it.

I would imagine if the confessor dropped a million bucks on a house as a surprise, that might help.

That's pretty much the only way to do it. It could be a house or a big trip around the world or something his wife has always been dreaming of. There's a way to come clean, he just need to prove beyond a reasonable doubt that he wasn't being selfish or whatever in the process.

 

[AlimNassor]

I think a lot of it is his status as a 30-something (?) guy with a full-time job over the very young part-time women. They might think it's cool that he has his shit together, compared to the other employees.

I doubt it. Unless hes working at Toys R Us or Game Stop. I work at Walmart and most my co-workers are waaaay older then me. We have very few people under the age of 21, and only 3 people under 18. If you set your standards low I'm sure you can get anyone. Also, most these "manager" types do not have their shit together. Don't let the salary fool you, they're not making bank. Now people understand why retail sucks, the managers are corrupt idiots like confessor.

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

In January, I was insisted to have a threesome with my ex and his brother.

We haven't been together for months yet I still regret it everyday.

I think this says more about your creepy ex than it does you.

 

[Valhelm]

I think this says more about your creepy ex than it does you.

Don't worry about it, confessor. You obviously weren't the main attraction.

 

[Deaf Spacker]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

Tash you're in luck.

 

[TheAbsolution]

The money thing is super fucked up. If you can't trust your wife that much you don't need to be married in the first place. What's she going to do, suddenly want to spend it all on hookers and blow? Come clean, call it your surprise nest egg. Or break up.

I agree here. If you don't want to share it with her and experience things with her with that money, break up.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

You should definitely come along. I'm really curious to know who it is! Also how do you know he's single? And is he a regular BritGaf meet up attendee? Because that really only leaves a couple of possibilities, and I'd say you have a very good chance

 

[FUME5]

Every year these threads make me feel like a shining paragon of humanity.

 

[Mikeside]

You should definitely come along. I'm really curious to know who it is! Also how do you know he's single? And is he a regular BritGaf meet up attendee? Because that really only leaves a couple of possibilities, and I'd say you have a very good chance

Could be:

Ninj (but he's not actually single)
BGBW
Tash
Dapperbandit
Noffles


...I'm not sure who else is single but a regular!

 

[Professor Beef]

BGBW is british!? Everything I know is crumbling!

 

[Josh with a J]

Got damn. That dude that got the guy fired and rejoiced is a real dick.

 

[tensuke]

Thanks for taking over nottheguyyoukill. Heaven have mercy on your soul. And feel free to pm me the choicest dick pics. Dont know what I'll do without them

wait we can send dick picks? brb gotta unzip

 

[NotTheGuyYouKill]

You should definitely come along. I'm really curious to know who it is! Also how do you know he's single? And is he a regular BritGaf meet up attendee? Because that really only leaves a couple of possibilities, and I'd say you have a very good chance

She could just join GAF and stop lurking too.

 

[davepoobond]

I don't see that much of a problem with what millionaire is doing. He isn't intentionally holding back funds that could otherwise help their situation or help his wife have the cancer treatment she needs to live, right?

It's his money, he can do with it what he wants and if he doesn't want to share, no one can tell him not to


Retail manager is a piece of shit, but at the same time how can someone support a whole family on 13 dollars an hour, let alone own a house? Sounds like that guy would have already had those problems

 

[Maledict]

It's his money, he can do with it what he wants and if he doesn't want to share, no one can tell him not to

Yeah, I'm not completely sold on these new marriage vows. Something seems off.

 

[Musha_Soturi]

Could be:

Ninj (but he's not actually single)
BGBW
Tash
Dapperbandit
Noffles


...I'm not sure who else is single but a regular!

Yeah my money's on daps or Beej

She could just join GAF and stop lurking too.

Well yeah that too.

Hey! Lurker Lady! Join and start posting in BritGaf! Also if you wanna PM me and tell me who it is you like I will a) Totally keep it to myself, promise! And b) Let you know how much of a chance you have and even facilitate a get together?

 

[BGBW]

BGBW is british!? Everything I know is crumbling!

Confession: I'm British.

I'm curious to know where you thought I was from since I never made a secret about where I'm from. Even in the Smash thread I'd go on about the UK a lot.

 

[Jedeye Sniv]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

If it's any of single BritGaf I can think of, they would prob be up for it. Don't be shy but do know that if you out yourself and cone to a meet then we'll all be far too excitable and trying to disturb you guys as you try to cop off.

 

[Mikeside]

If it's any of single BritGaf I can think of, they would prob be up for it. Don't be shy but do know that if you out yourself and cone to a meet then we'll all be far too excitable and trying to disturb you guys as you try to cop off.

I can attest to this

Motherfuckers

 

[Professor Beef]

Confession: I'm British.

I'm curious to know where you thought I was from since I never made a secret about where I'm from. Even in the Smash thread I'd go on about the UK a lot.

I thought you were American, because you seemed to love freedom and eagles.

 

[Darren870]

What about eggybob? He's so dreamy!!

 

[Hot Coldman]

Are you asking us if you, a straight 20something girl, shouldn't try to nail a straight guy that you find hot?

You think his allegiances to his GAF meetup buddies is so hardcore he's not gonna bail on them to bang you?

This world has changed since high school.

she must be on about eggybob or dapperbandit, because otherwise this is baffling

 

[BGBW]

I thought you were American, because you seemed to love freedom and eagles.

And clapping. I guess that can be rather confusing.