Actually yeah, last night he and I were both making horizontal passes really well. I'd be lying if I said we didn't exploit the cross crease a few times. :lolph33nix said:does he have the ability to make horizontal passes by the net?lol
and on a more serious note what are his tendencies? i think if we learn each others' tendencies we can make offensive sets smoother. like for example, I tend to prefer to hover near the boards and perimeter and do my shit from there. crashing the boards for whatever reason isn't my game (does that mean I get a softie label?) I'm just shitty at picking up loose pucks and turn it over more near the net anyways
Marvie_3 said:New guy is going to fit in real nice.
He had 10 points in 4 games and we went 3-1 on the night.
Marvie_3 said:So I get to a point where I need a game with grades of simply B+'s to get my legend card. In the next game I play the goalie proceeds to give up 14 goals and I wind up a whopping -8 for the game. I end with a team play grade of D- and a stats grade of F, which basically fucks me off of getting my legend card anytime soon after that game. It got so bad that I started picking fights just to get off the ice. At least I got back at the dude playing goalie by beating the shit out of him in a couple fights during the next game.
Marvie_3 said:So I get to a point where I need a game with grades of simply B+'s to get my legend card. In the next game I play the goalie proceeds to give up 14 goals and I wind up a whopping -8 for the game. I end with a team play grade of D- and a stats grade of F, which basically fucks me off of getting my legend card anytime soon after that game. It got so bad that I started picking fights just to get off the ice. At least I got back at the dude playing goalie by beating the shit out of him in a couple fights during the next game.
SnakeswithLasers said:I'm going boxing tonight, so I may or may not be on later, depending on how sore I am. I don't think I'll be sparring; but I'm out of shape, so wind sprints, jump rope and speed bags may end me looking as sweaty and winded as someone who was voted off America's Biggest Loser and in no shape to be awake.
SnakeswithLasers said:Last night was humbling and debilitating. I could barely get my legs swung over my motorcycle to ride home. Tonight should be better.
ph33nix said::lol we wondered what happened. many speculations occurred
SnakeswithLasers said:Last night was humbling and debilitating. I could barely get my legs swung over my motorcycle to ride home. Tonight should be better.
SnakeswithLasers said::lol It was definitely fun though. I'm going back on Thursday for more punishment.
Yeah I imagine riding a motorcycle would be hard after being emasculated and violated in a gym shower. :lolSnakeswithLasers said:Last night was humbling and debilitating. I could barely get my legs swung over my motorcycle to ride home. Tonight should be better.
peterb0y said:just to be clear, you're talking about boxing, not dealing with your girlfriend right? because i'm not entirely sure judging from the above two posts
Marvie_3 said:Yeah I imagine riding a motorcycle would be hard after being emasculated and violated in a gym shower. :lol
Marvie_3 said:Yeah I imagine riding a motorcycle would be hard after being emasculated and violated in a gym shower. :lol
:lolph33nix said:Anything is hard after getting raped in the shower. Ask Bill Cartwright and Stacey King how they felt after what Michael did to them...
Marvie_3 said::lol
Didn't MJ beat the shit out of Steve Kerr at one point too?
"They've got no idea what it's all about. The white guys, they work hard, but they don't have the talent. And the rest of them? Who knows what to expect? They're not good for much of anything."
"He can't do anything with the ball. Don't give it to him." - Michael yelling at Paxson who passed the ball to Perdue
"You ever hear of a guy, six-eleven maybe and two hundred sixty pounds, a guy big and fat like that and he can't get but two rebounds, if that many, running all over the damn court and he gets two rebounds? Big guy like that and he gets one rebound. Can't even stick his **** into people and get more than that...Big, fat, fat guy. One rebound in three games. Power forward. Maybe they should call it powerless forward."
"I hope there's a jumpshot in there." - Michael to Stacey King who was walking into the locker room with a box
"They don't need a ticket to watch you sitting on the bench. They can go to your house for that." - Michael to Charles Davis who was sorting through his tickets for his family and friends
"Give me the ******* ball." - Michael to Doug Collins who drew up a play for Dave Corzine
"You're an idiot. You've screwed up every play we ever ran. You're too stupid to even remember the plays. We ought to get rid of you." - Michael to Horace Grant
"If you [pass the ball to Bill Cartwright], you'll never get the ball from me."
Yep. His speech at the NBA hall of fame was fuckin epic too.ph33nix said:GOAT
Yeah, defense is fun as hell. I figured out that using an offensive defenseman as a wing is the easiest way to get my team play grade up. :lolph33nix said:I actually think I like playing defense except when I fuck over the team trying to gamble for a huge check, which I really didn't get last night
it was sooo much easier in nhl 09
It seems like the majority of the bullshit happens in club games when there are only 2 people playing. It seems like every other team of 2 is just a couple of twats who practice those shit goals constantly. I still like the clubs games but at times they just aren't fun because of all the crap you have to deal with.SnakeswithLasers said:After last night's disaster I am really close to just being done with this game for a bit.
I started with a "ranked game" and actually had a blast. You use NHL teams and hit random opponents. Awesome. The game plays just like it does in the offline--it's slower and there are more penalties, everything feels a lot more organic and fluid.
Then Marvie got on and the shit started to get sour. I kept getting disconnected from EA's servers, my 360 froze up at least 3 times, the one EASHL game we played was against glitchers, and the typical piss poor unpredictable goalies were just abysmal. The connection and freezing problems kept happening and I turned the 360 off at 9:30. I think we played 1 game. In almost 2 hours. And it was a glitch fest that we quit out of in the first or second period.
I can't believe they can't get this shit right/fixed.
I think the contrast of playing a 10 year old game (Diablo II) over break that is still supported and free to play is just kind of gross. I mean, fix the fucking glitchy shitty EASHL-----WTF?
That's kinda what I was thinking. Once in awhile you'll get a couple douchebags on there but it seems like you get more honest games that way. We could still bust out club games now and then but I think it'd be more fun for all of us to play OTP games too.ph33nix said:if we can we should just get 5 of us to take over one side of the community games from now on. and when it was me and marvie and a few community guys i really liked playing with some of the people on there
I think it's just karma for being a girlish Diablo nerd. :lolSnakeswithLasers said:I'm willing to give the OTP games a shot. If they didn't wreck my 360.
Marvie_3 said:
This is an actual pic of laserbot.
Marvie_3 said:I hate to even bring something like this up, but I've been thinking....
Since the ranked OTP stats count towards your player's grades....the rest of us, who aren't as awesome as ph33nix, could spam the shit out of "scrimmage" games to get each other the legend cards we so sorely need. We could basically do it 2 at a time(one stat mule on each team) and just keep feeding that person. Then build their stats and team play grade and before you know it, hello legend card.
Like I said, I hate to even propose this, but I was once again a game away from my card tonight. Once again I get fucked over by some glitching fuckstains. Once again I'm back down to a B. I just want my damn card so it frees me up to play how I want so I don't have to worry about some stupid grade all game. I know it sounds like I want to take the pussy way out, but after 515+ games, I've paid my fucking dues to this game. It's bullshit that the assholes reap the rewards while everyone who isn't ph33nix gets shit on.
ph33nix said:if you guys really want help just put me as the opposing goalie
I'm a living revolving door there
Smokey said:don't think i forgot about nhl pheeniks.
The thing I'm having the biggest problem with is the fucking team play grade. It's such shit. I've been trying out all the different player types trying to find one I can play my game with and still get a good team play grade. None have worked. I even tried tough guy and started fights after the opponents scored and I still could never get higher than a B+.ph33nix said:dude i know how you feel man. nhl 09 was that to me. this game is just unforgiving...i hope EA fixes that next year. the fact that you can't ever get an A+ in position score is absolute bullshit
i'll be glad to play defense and feed you guys the puck all day (unless I get an open shot at the point. like rex grossman, i wanna fire my sex cannon of 90+slapshot power!)
Perhaps a poor choice of words on my part. I just meant that there was going to be one guy that gets his numbers no matter what. Say you or I have A's in everything else except stats(because we're getting shutout as usual), whoever is on the other side pulls their goalie towards the end of the game. I didn't mean just play with empty nets the whole game, just that we give an assist if we're running out of time in a game.SnakeswithLasers said:We don't have to do it with boring stat mule games--we can just do it by playing OTP games against each other. I doubt even a fair game of us vs. us will result in many grades lower than B+...
Yo pheenix, you want me to take this guy outside and kick his teeth out?Smokey said:don't think i forgot about nhl pheeniks.
Marvie_3 said:Yo pheenix, you want me to take this guy outside and kick his teeth out?
0%??!?!?!ph33nix said:don't worry. I already took care of this, making him shoot 0% in a quarter of NBA live last night
ph33nix said:don't worry. I already took care of this, making him shoot 0% in a quarter of NBA live last night
Marvie_3 said:Perhaps a poor choice of words on my part. I just meant that there was going to be one guy that gets his numbers no matter what. Say you or I have A's in everything else except stats(because we're getting shutout as usual), whoever is on the other side pulls their goalie towards the end of the game. I didn't mean just play with empty nets the whole game, just that we give an assist if we're running out of time in a game.
You need to get your ass online more than once a month then. :lolSnakeswithLasers said:Ah, yeah, that sounds awesome. I, for one, would welcome this new legend card overlord.
Marvie_3 said:And what the hell is with these avatars? It's like Dwyane Wade is having all of Shawn Kemp's babies. :lol
Do you turn the puck over a lot? If you're the type of player that turns the puck over a lot, you'll always have a low team play rating. If you're going to rack up a lot of giveaways, you better rack up some takeaways too.Marvie_3 said:The thing I'm having the biggest problem with is the fucking team play grade. It's such shit. I've been trying out all the different player types trying to find one I can play my game with and still get a good team play grade. None have worked. I even tried tough guy and started fights after the opponents scored and I still could never get higher than a B+.