darkside31337
Tomodachi wa Mahou
Aight thanks for the advice, Cutler it is!
Need 50 points combined from Cutler + BMarsh + Megatron, I think I got this.
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NFL 2012 Week 7 |OT| Shhhhhhhh
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Aight thanks for the advice, Cutler it is!
Need 50 points combined from Cutler + BMarsh + Megatron, I think I got this.
Buckethead
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...against probably the worst secondary in the league.
Well according to NFL.com, Detroit ranks 16th on pass defense. But I don't really follow the Lions.
I started Eli against the Redskins who rank LAST on passing D, and I sure as heck didn't get the points I thought I would have.
Plasticine
Member
...with Brandon Marshall as his primary receiver.
Buckethead
Banned
They haven't played anyone with an offense that's worth a damn.
He can throw to that pregnant WR Jeffery. Too bad Knox is out.
Stop tempering my hyperbole.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
The Lions aren't Bills or Browns bad anymore.Those teams have lost their soul.
Plasticine
Member
Probably around 11:00 pm tonight.
VeryGooster
Banned
Holy shit at that replica.
Futurevoid
Member
Know your history on that one. Eli has always struggled against the Redskins defense. Prior to yesterdays game:jmdajr said:
Eli vs the Washington Redskins
15 Games
Giants Record 10-5
55.2 Completion %
3250 yards
12 TDs
2 Rushing TDs
13 INTs
6.57 YPA
The rest of the division for anyone interested:
Eli vs. the Dallas Cowboys
16 Games
Giants Record 9-7
60.8 Completion %
4065 yards
32 TDs
18 INTs
7.47 YPA
Eli vs. the Philadelphia Eagles
17 Games
Giants Record 7-10
58.9 Completion %
3941 yards
28 TDs
18 INTs
7.2 YPA
(courtesy of JoeyBigBlue at BBI)
The number one performing rookie WR is out a couple weeks with a hand injury.
Earl Bennett is back tonight, though!Jeffery is out
Well my other QB was Tom Brady. He scored me just one extra point over Eli.
Same story. Division Rival.
Biggest bomb on my team was AJ Green. Even though Stellers are not what they used to be, they sure held him in check.
I see.
And? Looks good to me!
I can't evaluate how well Eli performed until I know if the team won or lost in those games. /QBR
Buckethead
Banned
Ain't no party like a Kellen Davis party because Kellen Davis don't dro...
Hmm.
Ok I guess Matt Forte will have a big night!
How does the Bears play affect the eznark and bionic theory of sucking to win a title?
Team is 4-1, but outside of 3 halves (First half Indy, second half Dallas, second half Jacksonville) the offense has played like garbage all season.
Looking forward to them sucking towards another victory tonight!
Team is 4-1, but outside of 3 halves (First half Indy, second half Dallas, second half Jacksonville) the offense has played like garbage all season.
Looking forward to them sucking towards another victory tonight!
Futurevoid
Member
:jnceznark said:
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
I don't remember Oben as part of that trade but Eli has far surpassed any expectations I ever had for him. God I remember that first start against the Ravens in 2004. That was brutal. 0.0 QB rating haha
Futurevoid
Member
The Ravens were just fucking with him that whole game, too. Poor young Eli against one of the leagues best defenses....yeah. Kurt Warner had to get in there and rescue him.Wellington said:
Sorry, as I said earlier the Bears fall under the Mrs. Eznark theory of winning Championships:
losers lose
Elfforkusu
Member
Woodson broke his collarbone? fml. Our linebackers keep getting hurt!
Looks like he's out "only" 6 weeks. Good. The road to8-8 9-7 continues!
Looks like he's out "only" 6 weeks. Good. The road to
Full time Texans fan then, obviously.
It is early this year but so far Eli has been the best qb I have seen this year.
And without a doubt he is probably the greatest virgin athlete the world has ever seen. AC Green was the champ before that, but he was a role player. Maybe those racist old boxing coaches are right that sex weakens your legs and takes away your focus. It is going to be a sad day for every Giant fan when Eli finally gives it up to his wife. Hopefully he can wait until he can retire and hopefully 35 pent up years of virginity does not kill her.
Remember when Ben and Eli were seen as up and comers and Rivers was the elite player? My how quickly fortunes can change!
shit, I didn't even know he was injured in the game
at least it saves the Packers from a regular holding/PI call
Henne
Skelton
Bye Week
Fatford
Eli
Ponder
Those are the six QB's we face. Of those, the bye week is probably the only one other than Eli that scares me.
I've actually seen some great play break downs on espin today: Why Cruz was open and how Romo's TD was a great throw and a terrible decision.
Fuck that. Winning games while playing an easy schedule is fool's gold. It's the reason why lots of new coaches look great one year and like bums the next.
Fuck that. Winning games while playing an easy schedule is fool's gold. It's the reason why lots of new coaches look great one year and like bums the next.
The theory of shit only works if you have a qb and defense who can get hot at the right time. You don't have to be good all year, you just have to be good for 3 or 4 games in the postseason (and be lucky in the games you are not good).
Now the Bears defense is already playing great and might even play well in the playoffs, but as far as I know no one has ever won a SB by faking injuries in big moments. So I think while the Bears might end up being garbage and in theory have a title shot, their qb will hold them back from going all the way.
Elfforkusu
Member
tbh, losing Woodson hurts the run defense more right now. We have too many wusses in the secondary.
ps: The Edward Jones dome was at least 40% Packer fans yesterday. It was kinda awesome.
From PFF
Janoris Jenkins gave up 9 receptions on 11 targets for 121 against The Packers. This a week after he gave up 9 receptions on 9 targets against Miami
The dude has regressed big time. Overall the coaching staff is doing a good job, except with the WRs and DBs. 3 second round picks and none are helping at all
Janoris Jenkins gave up 9 receptions on 11 targets for 121 against The Packers. This a week after he gave up 9 receptions on 9 targets against Miami
The dude has regressed big time. Overall the coaching staff is doing a good job, except with the WRs and DBs. 3 second round picks and none are helping at all
Wellington
BAAAALLLINNN'
Wasn't Doug Christie a virgin for a long time too? Tebow was the second virgin QB ever to win a playoff game, they should give him a shot in Jet land.
:me
With that game and the Pats game in London, the Rams have 6 home crowds this year. Not that it matters as far as outcomes
Not looking forward to Bears getting crushed tonight
Offensive line = awful
Bears first half offense = awful
Det D line forcing Cutler to throw = awful
Lions blowout incoming.
Fixed.
Was thinking about the "hey Sanchez isn't so bad" posts from last night. He was playing New England. Kind of like the "CJ2k is back" tweets from yesterday. Opponent matters, which makes Rodgers' destruction of HOU so impressive
I didn't know Christie was a virgin. He was famous because his wife traveled with him so he didn't cheat on her (smart woman).
Tebow's virginity is even more impressive than Eli's because he is ripped and doesn't look like a fucking goofy goober. If Tebow was ever allowed to play and could continue to resist the temptations of the flesh I am sure he would go on to win at least 5 Superbowls. Of course the Jets won't let that happen and are determined to stay irrelevant with Sanchez as qb and Tebow on the bench.
Plinko
Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
LOL at Detroit's defensive line forcing anyone to do anything other than forcing me to vomit.
Also, somebody seriously asked if they should play Cutler over Stafford tonight? Really? Cutler is going to have a huge night.
Grover Cleveland
Member
Wait, so you mean the way to cure Cam's deficiencies at QB is to play against the Saints defense every game?
And Tampa's. The ship will be righted soon enough!
Futurevoid
Member
He raided Willy Wonka's wardrobe...Seda said:
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I dont think Seda has ever said anything good about the Bears.
Ninja Scooter
Member
the fuck you wearing bmarshall
He looks like he should be handing out towels and mints in a hotel bathroom.