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[darkside31337]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk
Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.

 

[Bread]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk
Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.

Who takes Molly at the fucking kentucky derby

This is so bizarre

 

[cdyhybrid]

Im asking because on wiki it says "Therapeutic doses of amphetamine improve cortical network efficiency, resulting in higher performance on working memory tests in all individuals"

Wasnt Welker having some memory problems and things of that sort?

We probably would have already heard if it were an actual prescription for a legitimate issue.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

I'd bet good money that Wesley was popping at the Kentucky Derby.

My mans was looking way too hyped for some horse racing

Edit: Yep

 

[JABEE]

Also, Cashman needs to lay off us Eagles fans. Yankee may get carried away, but we're cool people and the Eagles have great fans.

 

[MetalFearSolid]

Damn it Wes first four games are important Broncos needed to come out swinging fuck what a brutal schedule

 

[squicken]

chan ordered the hit

 

[Jerbs]

Who takes Molly at the fucking kentucky derby

This is so bizarre

Probably explains him handing out $100 bills to random people.

 

[jakncoke]

America!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I'd bet good money that Wesley was popping at the Kentucky Derby.

My mans was looking way too hyped for some horse racing

Edit: Yep

I :jnc'd

 

[jbug617]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk
Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.

Welker would be one of the last people I would suspect of taking Molly.

 

[JABEE]

Who takes Molly at the fucking kentucky derby

This is so bizarre

You have to do that when you make it rain!

 

[cajunator]

what the fuck is molly?

 

[zychi]

what the fuck is molly?

pure ecstasy.

 

[greatestjediever]

Seriously? MDMA at the Derby? C'mon Wes...

Wonder if Latimer or Caldwell get a majority of snaps. My guess is Caldwell.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Welker would be one of the last people I would suspect of taking Molly.

Racist.

 

[jbug617]

He was probably done here.

 

[Coldnoodle]

Imagine if Chan was an NFL player.

 

[cajunator]

Ill never understand why athletes take drugs or why even celebrities take them.

 

[ActStriker]

Suspension probably a blessing in disguise.

 

[Dragon]

what the fuck is molly?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=molly

 

[gutshot]

Wes Welker got busted for popping mollies at the Kentucky Derby? Oh man. That's fantasy team name gold, right there.

 

[MRSA]

what the fuck is molly?

MDMA, as I said earlier; meth is amphetamines on steriods, MDMA is meth on steriods and HGH. Except its not addicting and produces a europhic high similar to ecstasy.

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Makes sense

 

[JABEE]

Broncos have known about Wes Welker's 4 game suspension since before camp but were holding out hope on his appeal.

https://twitter.com/JayGlazer/status/506940509005578240

Welker was just doing it for that feeling. Not even during the season!

 

[PhoenixDark]

Maybe Welker can argue his concussion led to him mistake amphetamines for Skittles.

 

[LJ11]

Seriously? MDMA at the Derby? C'mon Wes...

Wonder if Latimer or Caldwell get a majority of snaps. My guess is Caldwell.

You haven't lived until you've watched a horse race on ecstasy.

Horse cock anyone? I'm sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader. Corrupt NFL won't bring him down though.

 

[Bread]

Imagine if Chan was an NFL player.

Imagine if Chan wasn't a drug abusing racist.

 

[zychi]

No wonder he's concussed so much, shit eats your brain.

 

[Crisco]

So the Panthers signed Hill? That would be a reclamation project for the ages but I'm ok with it since he basically cost nothing.

 

[greatestjediever]

You haven't lived until you've watched a horse race on ecstasy.

Horse cock anyone? Sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader. Corrupt NFL won't bring him down though.

We must get to the bottom of this immediately! For great justice.

 

[Dragon]

You haven't lived until you've watched a horse race on ecstasy.

Horse cock anyone? I'm sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader. Corrupt NFL won't bring him down though.

 

[Bowser]

So the Panthers signed Hill? That would be a reclamation project for the ages but I'm ok with it since he basically cost nothing.

To the practice squad. No risk whatsoever.

 

[ShaneB]

Wacky Wes Welker news.

Also as expected, seeing those details about Alex Smith's deal. Not bad at all in my opinion.

 

[RBH]

Horse cock anyone?

 

[JABEE]

You haven't lived until you've watched a horse race on ecstasy.

Horse cock anyone? I'm sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader. Corrupt NFL won't bring him down though.

Good man.

 

[Bread]

Horse cock anyone? I'm sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader.

That would explain his big ol dick.

 

[Goro Majima]

Wow at Denver's first four games too.

Indy, Seattle, KC, and Arizona.

They have a pretty harsh schedule in general plus a bye week during week 4. That sucks.

 

[HylianTom]

MDMA, eh? No wonder he missed the second half of that game - he was so hopped-up that he probably lost track of time in the shower..

 

[MRSA]

Imagine if Chan was an NFL player.

That would be Chan, a midget willing to sacrafice himself to win.

Imagine if Chan wasn't a drug abusing racist.

Chan wouldn't like you guys speaking badly of him.

 

[Syrinx]

Meth, eh? No wonder he missed the second half of that game - he was so hopped-up that he probably lost track of time in the shower..

Just said amphetamines, not necessarily meth.

 

[Crisco]

To the practice squad. No risk whatsoever.

Let's just hope the dropsies aren't contagious, should keep him and KB on opposites sides of the field just in case.

 

[Officerrob]

ProFootballTalk ‏@ProFootballTalk
Source: Welker took Molly at the Kentucky Derby. It had been cut with amphetamines. Same situation as Orlando Scandrick.

Seriously? LOL

 

[Coldnoodle]

You haven't lived until you've watched a horse race on ecstasy.

Horse cock anyone? I'm sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader. Corrupt NFL won't bring him down though.

 

[cajunator]

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000387260/article/picking-the-nfls-dark-horse-teams-in-2014

Washington is a dark horse team?
The others I could see but IRGIII?

 

[jakncoke]

I imagine you have to be 2 things to want to attend a horse race. high/drunk or a degenerate gambler

 

[jbug617]

I'm sure Brady was on that shit too, dude seems like the ring leader. Corrupt NFL won't bring him down though.

Gisele won't let him do it.

 

[slabrock]

Welker should have had Danny Brown with him. Would have made the Derby cooler

 

[cajunator]

I imagine you have to be 2 things to want to attend a horse race. high/drunk or a degenerate gambler

Ive been to one before but there is a track right down the road from my parents house.
Disney filmed part of Secretariat there.

 

[JABEE]

I imagine you have to be 2 things to want to attend a horse race. high/drunk or a degenerate gambler

This isn't some track in North Jersey. It's the Kentucky Derby!