You're an out of touch old!!!
I pulled it up on my Jitterbug, but the goddamn screen was too small. It's hard to see even with my bifocals.
So I went to the den where I have my Pentium 3 personal computer, with the cathode raytube monitor, booted up Microsoft Windows 98 Operating System. Made a cup of coffee and when it was finished booting ten minutes later I jumped on to America Online. Fired up Netscape, searched Netscape for Google, then searched Google for Youtube. Then I typed in, "What is reality?", and this video came up. Clicked the thumbnail. Waited about 15 minutes to buffer, but then it started to get cold in the den so I went and got some firewood in the backyard. Kindled a nice warm fire in the den, put on my slippers and cardigan on, and it finally had finished buffering around 10 minutes later.
Watched it and enjoyed myself, then I stared out the window for the rest of the afternoon, thinking about my childhood and how bad the Pats were back then. It was a simpler time, where men were Quarterbacks and kids knew to stay off my goddamn lawn. Might have dozed off a couple times, but can't say no to a good nap.
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