You should buy me one. Then I'll know how lunchbox feels, and you'll know how his dad feels. Ideal Win - WinI just ordered a new iPhone. This is how Lunchbox must feel when his sad buys him something new.
You should buy me one. Then I'll know how lunchbox feels, and you'll know how his dad feels. Ideal Win - Win
Guys I had a dream that lunchbox was back and was posting pics of Tom Brady
It was just a dream.
It was just a dream.
I don't have to admit Ohio isn't a wonderful placeIf you're not going to accept you going full lunchbox then I dont have to admit that Steelers played a game yesterday!
I don't have to admit Ohio isn't a wonderful place
Ohio is a wonderful place. 10 years of prosperity
So how about that game last night? Pretty thrilling.
I am going to order mine next week after playing around with them.I just ordered a new iPhone. This is how Lunchbox must feel when his dad buys him something new.
Omg, looks like candy corn.
I just ordered a new iPhone. This is how Lunchbox must feel when his dad buys him something new.
I think it may be time for Kevin Colbert to be fired. Signing Cam Thomas, Mike Mitchell and Marcus Gilbert, who are the worst three starters on the team right now is not a good look. Add in Lance Moore, who's yet to see a snap. The Steelers have been throwing money away.
I was at a Steelers bar, so it was actually pretty entertainingSo how about that game last night? Pretty thrilling.
AFC North Football is so bad.
I think it may be time for Kevin Colbert to be fired. Signing Cam Thomas, Mike Mitchell and Marcus Gilbert, who are the worst three starters on the team right now is not a good look. Add in Lance Moore, who's yet to see a snap. The Steelers have been throwing money away.
AFC North Football is so bad.
AFC North Football is so bad.
Why not just burn your money instead?
I tried to, I bet on the Raiders and they pushed on their game against the Jets.
Otherwise, fuck you Fox!
Why not get the plus?
Alex Smith hands?
I wear fitted clothes you fatty fat fat fat.
I was at a Steelers bar, so it was actually pretty entertaining
The NFL is shady as fuck.
http://deadspin.com/bill-polian-disagrees-with-bill-polians-insider-opinion-1633593081
The transcript above shows Newton was asked 27 questions. On five occasions he provided an answer that included, My main focus is on the Detroit Lions I think Ive got my hands full with trying to find ways to stay protected from Donkey Kong Suh and my fellow Auburn teammate Nick Fairley.
That leaves 22 other answers that werent edited into this video.
An ESPN producer pieced Newtons similar responses together, an editing trick that usually produces entertaining results. The problem in this case was ESPNs lack of transparency. They left out the fact those werent Newtons only answers. But the video was out there, and the narrative began taking shape.
From New York to Washington, D.C., from Deadspin to a local TV station that was actually there, outlets shared the video of the only answers Newton gave.
Comparisons were made to Texans running back Arian Foster, who in July, used the same response to answer 11 questions. Not 33 questions with 11 similar answers, but 11-for-11. Yet Newton and Foster became one in the same because of a video that was edited without any further context.
DETROIT REACTS
Newton hands out nicknames often. In fact, its hard to think of anyone on the Panthers he hasnt nicknamed. Many arent great, and some are so random they dont make sense, but its his thing.
Lions defensive tackle Ndamukong Suh has an interesting first name. A simple web search reveals people calling him Donkey Kong since he starred at Nebraska. But in Detroit, the video of Newton continuously saying Donkey Kong Suh was like manna from the heavens.
Reporters labeled it bulletin board material inside the Lions locker room Thursday. It didnt appear the actual players were all that upset, but thats a detail similar to the one left out of the edited video.
Then when Lions head coach Jim Caldwell made a radio appearance, the hosts tried to play him the audio, but Caldwell didnt want to hear it. That must mean hes infuriated, right? Or perhaps he didnt care.
Either way, no one delivered a HOT TAKE like Terry Foster of The Detroit News. He believes Newton owes Suh an apology, and wonders what would have happened if a white player had said the same thing.
Foster also wrote, It was Newtons failed attempt to mock Houston Texans running back Arian Foster, who responded to every question with the same answer a few weeks ago.
Its unclear how Terry Foster knew Newton was attempting to mock what Arian Foster did, but as weve seen, details dont seem essential here.
Actually, in a Twitter reply, Terry Foster may have revealed what may be most essential in this story:
See, Cam: some things really are that easy.
I am going to order mine next week after playing around with them.
Can't see myself getting the plus. Just too big.
Also fuck the Steelers. I just want to see if Tomlin and the other coaches can coach up these young players on defense. If they can't then I am going to start making noise for them to go. These kids are athletic. They just don't know how to play. Let's see if our coaches can change that.
I am going to order mine next week after playing around with them.
Can't see myself getting the plus. Just too big.
Also fuck the Steelers. I just want to see if Tomlin and the other coaches can coach up these young players on defense. If they can't then I am going to start making noise for them to go. These kids are athletic. They just don't know how to play. Let's see if our coaches can change that.
Bengals could be ok?
Is Tomlin actually a good coach does he just get that because he is loyal to vets and is a good speaker?
they were too depressed to leave the tablesI hope nobody pushed you in a bathroom stall. You never know with those people.
Despite trailing 20-10 at halftime, Miami stuck with a rushing attack that piled up 191 yards on the ground on 38 attempts (5.0 yards per carry). In 2013, the Dolphins averaged 21.8 rushing attempts per game (29th in the NFL) and 90 rushing yards (26th).
In Week 1, the ground game sparked a run of 23 unanswered points after halftime as the Dolphins scored on five of seven possessions. Moreno finished with 134 yards, the third-highest total of his career. And a large chunk of those came on the same play being run over and over.
"We knew going into the game that we wanted to run a lot of inside zone," Philbin told reporters afterwards.
Added Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork: "Everything they did we knew. They didn't trick us. We thought we had a good game-plan for it and obviously we didn't."
The inside zone is a run play that serves as the foundation of the Eagles' offense. And if the first game is any indication, the same will be said about the Dolphins' offense this season.
More analysis of the Dolphins Chip Kelly inspired-offense. Unbalanced lines, packaged plays, inside zone, tempo. Sounds like the Dolphins are going to be Eagles South.
http://www.sportsonearth.com/articl...se-has-undeniable-chip-kelly-feel?dsadfdsafds
If Moreno can stay healthy this season, he will top 1,000 yards easy. Get him on your fantasy teams, if you can.
Since Chuck Noll, the Steelers have never used their hc as a coordinator. Being hc in Pittsburgh is more about instilling attitude and ethic than game management or x's and o's. It's worked for 40+ years and it's not about to change.
So he is just a figure head to preach football stereotypes?
In those 13 contests, Rodgers and the Packers are 5-8.
Hey, against playoff teams and elite defenses? Thats pretty good! And this is the single biggest sin committed here. Rob never bothers to ask the question compared to what? You may be shocked to learn that offenses play worse against good defenses than they do against bad defenses.* Or you may not be shocked, because youre not a moron.
*Water struggling against hill. Rob Reischel, probably.
Rodgers hasnt been bad in these games. He just hasnt been special like he was in 2010.
In week 8 of 2010 the Packers beat the Jets 9-0. Rodgers was 15/34 (44%) for 170 yards, 0 TDs, 0 picks. Special!
Wait, is that offensive?
In those 13 games, Rodgers has a passer rating of 96.4. Hes completed 64.8% of his passes, averaged 259.4 passing yards per game, and has 26 touchdowns and eight interceptions.
We have now reached the part of the analysis that should have caused Rob to burn everything hed written to this point. Look, I end up deleting like two thirds of what I write simply because once I do the research my theory is blown to smithereens. Aarons numbers in those 13 games that he just listed, are AWESOME. Against only elite defenses or playoff teams hes throwing for over 250 yards, a 96 rating, and better than a 3/1 TD/INT ratio ON AVERAGE? Thats amazing! Rodgers is so clutch