I'm the undisputed champ, my backspin serves are DEVASTATING
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I'm the undisputed champ, my backspin serves are DEVASTATING
Dutch Gronk
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I can take all you fools on the golf course!
And in any car like vehicle.
And probably on the soccer field.
And in any car like vehicle.
And probably on the soccer field.
I could beat everyone here in golf
LOL, the highlight? I'll get you off balance with it, then you're at my will the rest of the way. Have fun getting one by me, my return game is strong.
edit- if we're doing this, I would be able to take you guys in-
- Basketball, one on one can't stop me off the dribble
- Rhythm Games- Pop n music and DDR
- Uncharted 2 online, dat 3.75 to 1 ratio.
- and of course ping pong.
Now, in addition to this, Harvin is questionable and Maxwell and Jordan Hill are out.
Fuck me.
I could beat everyone here in squatting and deadlifting!!
Lulz we're so fucked
Pound for pound that is!!
Lulz we're so fucked
I could beat everyone here in squatting and deadlifting!!
Pound for pound that is!!
Lulz we're so fucked
Whats your bench bro? I can only stiff leg dead. Squats and Deads are on possibly permanant hiatus with my horrible knee cap cartilage.
I would dunk on you every time, but that's where my basketball skills endLOL, the highlight? I'll get you off balance with it, then you're at my will the rest of the way. Have fun getting one by me, my return game is strong.
edit- if we're doing this, I would be able to take you guys in-
- Basketball, one on one can't stop me off the dribble
- Rhythm Games- Pop n music and DDR
- Uncharted 2 online, dat 3.75 to 1 ratio.
- and of course ping pong.
you must be used to playing small children or bionic though if you think you can beat me in pong
I accept defeat in all of these, but then I challenge you to a foot race and SOCOM II Crossroads/Demolition
I am not worthy :'(I could beat everyone here in squatting and deadlifting!!
Pound for pound that is!!
maybe I could beat you in a diamond push-up contest though!
Dutch Gronk
Banned
The_Darkest_Red
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Tryin to be good at FIFA while maintaining a marriage, child, and career. The struggle is real.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
There is a 0% chance of that. I'm 6', which is average height at the parks. In pick up games, people always felt hustled when I would get picked last as the pale white guy. I had my hair long (it was a phase), when the mavs won that year. Got called Dirk for the hair and whiteboy status. My fadeaway bankshots and handles left people scratchin their heads.
ping pong I get warmed up by feasting on the smaller fools, then save the best for the real challengers. They still don't stand a chance.
Dion Blaster
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I don't think anyone is going to be convinced of your ping pong game by reading about it online. It's too bad we couldn't have an online tournament for that, ping is really fun when both people are competent.
I'll put together a "hot sauce" mixtape of my pong skills.
I stand a chance in basketball unless you can also jump infinitely
I'm playing pong tonight - maybe I'll record some games
The_Darkest_Red
Member
I do what I can!
Also, I have to surround myself with wonderful things to forget that I'm a Dolphins fan without resorting to alcohol.
How tall? I've played some pretty big guys, just takes some physical play to knock em off their spot. Basketball is a lot more than height.
Dion Blaster
Member
haha i've thought about doing the same thing. my friend and i considered wearing go-pros for a match when we were high
yeah i'm also 6'0, all you have to do to get rebounds at the park is know how to box out
Dutch Gronk
Banned
That would look insane. I broke my wrist a while back, so when I was stuck without much in terms of sports/music/gaming, I got into hackysack. When we got into volleys just for fun, the ball would never hit the ground, always hackyed right back onto the table.
edit- seriously it's funny how many people are confused though when it comes to height advantage. I've had guys with 6" on me and I easily out rebound them. Hell I can't even jump very high, it's all about position.
Greg can only dunk. No fundamentals, no jumper.
moderation is key!
skewed heavily towards Sunday in your case
5'8"
so true
I'll admit my jumper is sorely lacking. I'm ok at the line or bank shots are my bag from anywhere within the perimeter. I also love floaters in the lane. My step back bank shots were difficult to stop, my floaters were money, and finishing at the rim was no problem, since nobody knows how to play proper D
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I could beat you guys at wrestling
I'l take your word for it.
2x bodyweight
Impressive, what do you weigh?
60 pounds
Holy fuck man that's good. I'm working my way up now, about to start cutting. I almost always wait until around Feb, but I'm happy with my gains, and hoping to rehab my knees for next summer.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
But he's scrappy, has a high motor and a lot of heart.
And let's not forget about the intangibles!
oh the intangibles
Yeah cutting season is over for me, time to get FAT and HAPPY this winter :') What's wrong with your knees man!!
I see a lot of internet tough guys in this thread today.
Apparently everyone here can play basketball, ping pong, golf and make love at a Cedric Ceballos level (ie as close to perfection as a mortal can achieve).
your old avatar was actually you!
Chondromalacia. My doctors say the cartilage is fine, but it doesn't feel fine. My knee caps track so poorly. I've had grinding in my right knee for years, but now I have a painful click in my left one.
I'm terrible at Golf, beastly at Basketball and good at pinpong. To be fair I have no idea how good anyone in here is at ping pong and was mostly playing around with the trash talk. I'll wait for vids to claim if I'm better or not. I'd be willing to bet strongly though that I could take most in here in bball, rhythm games, and UC2 mp.
edit- getting fat and happy during winter is the way to go, doing it backwards this year unfortunately with the way I timed things. Eggnog by the gallons.
I wish!!
Ugh this sucks ;_; Fat and sad
Ouch dude that's rough. Are you able to do any leg exercises at all with that pain?
My dream has been to get to 2/2.5/3 BW in the major lifts, but so far I've only been able to do BP buuuuuuut I'm getting close with squats!!
My deadlift blows ass, aggravates my low back
Dutch Gronk
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