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[WesternHeretic]

Can you play QB?

Right now the Requirments for a Jet qb are the following

• Can you breathe?
• Do you have 2 legs and 2 arms?
• Do you know what a football looks like?
• Do you know how to dress and wash yourself?
• Do you know how to read a clock?

SIGN ME UP COACH!

WESTERNHERETIC REPORTING FOR DUTY!

I GOT THIS!

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I'm clearly the perfect candidate. All I have to do is kneel down on every play and I will commit less harm to the team than Geno ever did.

 

[bionic77]

Can Percey play qb?

No.

But considering how easily he can body slam professional athletes he could easily make the transition to pro wrestler.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Is it cold up north now

 

[Milchjon]

That's why you're Best German. Milch might as well not even show up.

 

[Fox318]

No.

But considering how easily he can body slam professional athletes he could easily make the transition to pro wrestler.

Can you play qb?

We'll get somebody to hold your beer while you are on the field.

 

[jakncoke]

Is it cold up north now

Its chilly, was 28 this morning.

 

[Buckethead]

Sauerkraut is tasty.

I'm going to go on a carrot/cider/sauerkraut diet.

 

[Hellion]

You guys remember when Geno Smith looked like Joe Montana last year playing the Falcons?
Good times.

Do you remember when he said he'll make every team that passed on him in the draft pay on the field?

 

[WesternHeretic]

Do you remember when he said he'll make every team that passed on him in the draft pay on the field?

Well it's true. He's making them pay by wasting their time.

 

[Tom Penny]

 

[bionic77]

Can you play qb?

We'll get somebody to hold your beer while you are on the field.

Unfortunately my arm is not strong enough. Like Tom Brady bad. I also have a bad knee and I don't think I could take many hits in the NFL.

They said I can play better than Geno did last week. And I would like to think I would be a leader in the locker room.

 

[Fox318]

Do you remember when he said he'll make every team that passed on him in the draft pay on the field?

He's made the jets pay.
1/32 ain't bad.

 

[bionic77]

Is it cold up north now

It's October bitch.

You haven't seen nothing yet.

God I hope the winter is not as bad as last year.

 

[Fox318]

Unfortunately my arm is not strong enough. Like Tom Brady bad. I also have a bad knee and I don't think I could take many hits in the NFL.

They said I can play better than Geno did last week. And I would like to think I would be a leader in the locker room.

Who said you need to be strong?

Do you have working eyes?

Do you know what a moving object looks like?

Can you touch you head and stomach at the same time?

 

[bionic77]

Who said you need to be strong?

Do you have working eyes?

Do you know what a moving object looks like?

Can you touch you head and stomach at the same time?

You still need some level of arm strength.

Otherwise smart coaches will just being every one up.

Though I am accurate. I would be an inferior Chad Pennington.

 

[BlackGhost]

Is it cold up north now

Hard times are a coming.

 

[Kave_Man]

I'm not the best QB but I'm great in the wildcat.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Is it cold up north now

Is this your first cold winter?

Let the record show you were always my favorite German!

Ryan Hannable ‏@RyanHannable 3h3 hours ago
Jonas Gray said his mom texted him saying he stomps foot when he gets mad & make sure what happened to Lamarr Houston doesn't happen to him.

Smart lady!

 

[Hunter S.]

Good old PaPa Peyton stats for my Broncos brothas and others.

And don't look now, but Manning is on pace for 4,878 passing yards and a hair over 50 TD passes in '14 while averaging 5.2 fewer attempts per game than in '13 (36 to 41.2). He's also throwing picks on just 1.2 percent of throws and leads the league in TD percentage (8.7), yards per attempt (8.5) and passer rating (119.0).

http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-a...igh-City/188ece5b-dcba-4eb1-aa47-b2b48730a218

 

[Bread]

Is it cold up north now

It was like 65 today

A perfect fall afternoon

 

[Trey]

Good old PaPa Peyton stats for my Broncos brothas and others.



http://www.denverbroncos.com/news-a...igh-City/188ece5b-dcba-4eb1-aa47-b2b48730a218

Another MVP

 

[Hunter S.]

Another MVP

I think it very possible. Thing is the guy has a healthy and talented defense this year that was not there last so his contribution to winning seems a little smaller.

 

[jakncoke]

It's October bitch.

You haven't seen nothing yet.

God I hope the winter is not as bad as last year.

Arent all the predictions by scientists leaning towards equally if not worse?

 

[ActStriker]

People are saying 40% chance of snow on Sunday. Really early forecast tho

 

[jakncoke]

Is this your first cold winter?



Let the record show you were always my favorite German!



Smart lady!

wow just thought of that when gata moves to detroit or if he already did he'll die.

 

[Bread]

People are saying 40% chance of snow on Sunday. Really early forecast tho

God I hope not. I'm not ready for the sub 40 weather.

 

[Patriots7]

38 degrees around game time for the Broncos/Patties.

Thank Jesus for the cold front.

 

[Fox318]

I'm not the best QB but I'm great in the wildcat.

You can catch too

 

[RBH]

You guys remember when Geno Smith looked like Joe Montana last year playing the Falcons?
Good times.

I was at that game live. :|

I felt like starting a bonfire on top of my penis in the upper deck of the Georgia Dome after the game was over.

 

[ActStriker]

God I hope not. I'm not ready for the sub 40 weather.

Weekend's gonna get cold brah

 

[Mackenzie 92]

ha. idiot.

funny thing is, he wasn't even blocked on the sack, they let him come free, and he's celebrating like he really made a play.. in the 4th quarter against a backup QB, losing by 25 pts.

 

[Bread]

Weekend's gonna get cold brah

Damn.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Its chilly, was 28 this morning.

Shit. Going up to Michigan for a trip.

 

[Fox318]

Look at Kave with the Field goal block!

 

[JABEE]

You can catch too

McCarthy: "Sign that cat!"

 

[Milchjon]

Let the record show you were always my favorite German!

Do you even know any besides me

 

[bionic77]

Arent all the predictions by scientists leaning towards equally if not worse?

That's what I have heard.

But I trust the weather mans snow forecast about as much as I do anything KAS says.

At least in PA they suck dick.

 

[Spinluck]

Weather should just be 70 degrees all the time.

Snow is only cool in doses. Like once every 2-3 years. Fuck living with that shit.

 

[JABEE]

 

[Spinluck]

Would that qualify as a selfie? Hypocrite.

 

[bionic77]

Looks like the villain from an 80s movie.

I like it!

 

[Tamanon]

JJ Watt is a great player who also happens to be a douchebag.

 

[WesternHeretic]

JJ Watt is a great player who also happens to be a douchebag.

What douchey things have he done? I'll gladly take Watt on my team!

 

[TheKaeptain]

Watt's a douche?

 

[bionic77]

JJ Watt is a great player who also happens to be a douchebag.

Defensive greats are supposed to be the villain.

 

[Tamanon]

What douchey things have he done? I'll gladly take Watt on my team!

The whole nonsense about "Don't take selfies, this isn't high school". It's just weird, especially with the whole letter jacket he wore.

 

[chuckddd]

Defensive greats are supposed to be the villain.

How was Jordan's defense?

 

[Hunter S.]

Weather should just be 70 degrees all the time.

Snow is only cool in doses. Like once every 2-3 years. Fuck living with that shit.

I have seen all the insects in Florida. I will take snow and dry weather over all those bugs.

keystone is my favorite Colorado resort.

 

[jakncoke]

Shit. Going up to Michigan for a trip.

When you going, if you going soonish you still could hit a decent day for the north. I assume anything under 65 is winter jacket weather for you though

 

[Dega]

The whole nonsense about "Don't take selfies, this isn't high school". It's just weird, especially with the whole letter jacket he wore.

Come on now..

Everyone is a douche then if the bar is that damn low.