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[Tabris]

Hey tabris are you going to watch the defending Superbowl champions tonight?

I don't recognize that title.

But yes, I'll watch the Steelers play some cheating team.

 

[Futurevoid]

Eli extension:

Ian Rapoport ‏@RapSheet 24s24 seconds ago
Sources: #Giants & QB Eli Manning are finalizing a 4-year, $84M extension that could be signed tomorrow. Just a few details to hammer out.

 

[Goro Majima]

Only Tabris can take one of the most motivating speeches I've heard in a movie and ruin it.

Damn it Tabris.

 

[Kave_Man]

What the fuck?

Also there's something hilarious in how much shit the Pats are getting while the Steelers have two guys suspended to start the season.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

I heard Jim Brown was good.

Fuck Art Modell.. Fuck him. He was such a lousy owner and shitty businessman.

Terrelle Pryor suffering the ultimate insult:

Adam Schefter ‏@AdamSchefter
Browns are waiving Terrelle Pryor, per source.

Being told you're not good enough to be a Cleveland Brown.

Time to retire Terrelle.

 

[Goro Majima]

I'm saving the alcohol for late Sunday morning when games that matter will be starting.

I want the Steelers to win but it's not happening. I'll watch anyway because it's fucking opening day though.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/642081290678861824

 

[Tom Penny]

Fucking pouring rain.

 

[Grexeno]

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/642081290678861824

What enormous fuckers

 

[Dega]

Fuck Art Modell.. Fuck him. He was such a lousy owner and shitty businessman.



Time to retire Terrelle.

lol

 

[Goro Majima]

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/642081290678861824

I see four asterisks on the logo.

I have no issue with that.

 

[captive]

Eli extension:

weren't there giants fans here just last year saying they should move on from Eli?

 

[Megalosaro]

Question- how many times will commentators bring up deflategate and/or "culture of cheating" tonight.

I gotta know if I should mute the tv or something.

 

[j-wood]

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/642081290678861824

Tom Brady has been in every single cheating scandal. Just look at his number. 12.

1 - Spygate
2 - Deflategate

1 + 2 = 3 (the cheating scandal this year).

 

[Dega]

Question- how many times will commentators bring up deflategate and/or "culture of cheating" tonight.

I gotta know if I should mute the tv or something.

Why hide from the truth?

 

[Wrayfield]

Question- how many times will commentators bring up deflategate and/or "culture of cheating" tonight.

I gotta know if I should mute the tv or something.

My money is on "Brady is a competitor and plays with a chip on his shoulder, blablabla."

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Why hide from the truth?

Where is Roger Goodell

 

[MechDX]

Where is Roger Goodell

At home bathing in his millions

 

[Alligatorjandro]

At home bathing in his millions

I guess he will be in Indy next week when the colts raise the AFC runner up banner.

 

[jbug617]

@wyche89: Seahawks RB Marshawn Lynch sported holdout Kam Chancellor's No. 31 jersey at practice today

Marshawn repping

 

[SliceSabre]

https://twitter.com/Patriots/status/642081290678861824

Literally vomiting.

 

[this_guy]

I have actually been drinking maybe one beer a week. Which is super uncommon.

I liked this one.

Don't know how it rates on the hipster beer drinking snob douche bag scale...but I thought it was good.

You'll probably like beers like Hoegaarden, Buffalo Bayou Brewery's Great White Buffalo, and Blue Moon. Blue Moon is the most common of those but I prefer the other 2.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Literally vomiting.

You need to leave.

 

[Dega]

You need to leave.

You first

 

[Futurevoid]

weren't there giants fans here just last year saying they should move on from Eli?

No. Not a single regular that I can recall said such a thing all of last season (Nemesis would be the only one who would). Eli Manning is not the reason the Giants were a 6-10 team last year.

 

[unknownstranger]

The Browns picked up Turbin. He was a solid backup for us but Rawls stood out in preseason making him expendable since he's injured. Still would rather have kept him than 2 FB's though.

 

[Goro Majima]

You first

We cant get rid of gata tho

That's bionic's son you monster.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You first

We cant get rid of gata tho

That's bionic's son you monster.

The worst

 

[Dega]

We cant get rid of gata tho

That's bionic's son you monster.

Why defend Bionic if he produces offspring like that? We should do away with him before he makes more.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

The worst

Stop being so Tsun Tsun Gata-kun.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

lol

:jnc

I only laugh so I don't cry.

Why defend Bionic if he produces offspring like that? We should do away with him before he makes more.

But he's our lawyer. We need him to help Mech get off that murder charge for killing Trejo.

 

[MechDX]

I guess he will be in Indy next week when the colts raise the AFC runner up banner.

Actually he will be in Houston for the raising of the "Not 2-14" banner then catch Bell Biv Devoe at half time

 

[CrocMother]

meanwhile...

the Giants are just bearing down and getting their game face on. Or something. It seems they are incorporating the manly practice of having a "spa day" as part of their preparation for the game.

Optional treatments include yoga, hot/cold tubs, self-massages with stick rollers and elastic bands, and air compression boots.

 

[Goro Majima]

Why defend Bionic if he produces offspring like that? We should do away with him before he makes more.

Different woman than his controlling wife.

Why do you think he hates Florida so much?

Stop being so Tsun Tsun Gata-kun.

Yooooo

speak english...or at least spanish.

 

[Dega]

http://i.imgur.com/Tsknc8A.png[img][/QUOTE]

I agree

 

[Milchjon]

I'm gonna miss jaks drunken rants here for the next month. I could only imagine the shit he'd be typing up tonight for the game.

He had a beautiful tendency to rage-quit.

 

[brentech]

meanwhile...

mirror image

 

[Himynameischris]

:jnc

I only laugh so I don't cry.



But he's our lawyer. We need him to help Mech get off that murder charge for killing Trejo.

Do we really want mech around though? He's been borderline :kas this off-season.

 

[FloydtheFathead]

Different woman than his controlling wife.

Why do you think he hates Florida so much?



Yooooo

speak english...or at least spanish.

He should learn to speak American .. That's what our future Vice President thinks.

He had a beautiful tendency to rage-quit.

Yeah

How are you Milch?

 

[Goro Majima]

Actually he will be in Houston for the raising of the "Not 2-14" banner then catch Bell Biv Devoe at half time

He's just coming to Houston to drink some Karbach beer.

 

[Gigglepoo]

What the fuck?

Also there's something hilarious in how much shit the Pats are getting while the Steelers have two guys suspended to start the season.

Pssh, smoking pot should be legal. Who in their right mind is happy that Bell is suspended? He's the best running back in the league! Stupid NFL...

 

[Draxal]

meanwhile...

Osi isn't playing for the Giants though.

mirror image

I hope godawful isn't overrating the Giant's offensive line (i'm hoping for suprisingly mediocre myself).

 

[Goro Majima]

Do we really want mech around though? He's been borderline :kas this off-season.

He was on board the Mallet train.

He's fallen off and now somewhere in the 5-7 win range with Hoyer starting.

 

[MechDX]

Do we really want mech around though? He's been borderline :kas this off-season.

Look who is talking. Team with a starting Qb from A&M.

Gary Kubiak, Bucky Richardson that great lineage

Oh and a marshmallow for a head coach.

 

[brentech]

I hope godawful isn't overrating the Giant's offensive line (i'm hoping for suprisingly mediocre myself).

Outside of the O-line, if it wasn't Osi making this post or naming the Cowboys, I wouldn't know which team the guy was talking about.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

People, people stop! Aim your disrespect at someone who deserves it!

 

[Himynameischris]

He was on board the Mallet train.

He's fallen off and now somewhere in the 5-7 win range with Hoyer starting.

I know but that was a pretty terrible off-season.

Look who is talking. Team with a starting Qb from A&M.

Gary Kubiak, Bucky Richardson that great lineage

Oh and a marshmallow for a head coach.

And yet better than any shit stain you've called a QB in your entire existence.

 

[Futurevoid]

the Giants are just bearing down and getting their game face on. Or something. It seems they are incorporating the manly practice of having a "spa day" as part of their preparation for the game.

Optional treatments include yoga, hot/cold tubs, self-massages with stick rollers and elastic bands, and air compression boots..

During the preseason, people were all over the old man for being too old school and not embracing sports science.

He institutes rest days and embraces more sports science and here we are...

 

[IAmRandom31]

" Erratic QB " who was 1 complete pass away from being only the 6th QB in NFL history to completer 70% of his passes. He was at 69.9% last year.