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[MechDX]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

 

[Goro Majima]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

NFL going to fight back hard

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

Please make this so those commercials can't air in NY!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Hey Darkest...in case you're not depressed enough....

http://miamiherald.typepad.com/dolphins_in_depth/2015/11/miami-dolphins-fans-ache-over-another-season-headed-in-wrong-direction.html

Armando dropping depression-laced bombs of truth. I can honestly say being a Dolphins fan has made my life worse, at least in some relatively minor capacity.

 

[Syrinx]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

But what about regular guys like me?

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14069984/how-raise-young-nfl-quarterback-espn-magazine-nfl

ESPN had a slew of features on young the young QBs

This says it all about how fucking invisible Tannehill is. Fuck the Dolphins.

 

[Line_HTX]

Please make this so those commercials can't air in NY!

So lucky you won't get to see those commercials anymore in New York State.

 

[Dragon]

This says it all about how fucking invisible Tannehill is. Fuck the Dolphins.

Like...Tannehill is better than Kaep or Johnny fucking Manziel. Ridiculous.

 

[squicken]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14066129/can-colts-qb-andrew-luck-bounce-back

Flash forward to Week 5. Luck has to sit because of his shoulder. He hovers over Hasselbeck in a training room in Houston before a Thursday night kickoff. Hasselbeck is doubtful after getting sick from some bad chicken.

Luck stands over him. Hasselbeck has an IV in his arm. Luck buries his mouth in his shirt and simulates the choppy headset transmission.

Scrappy right cram, key left, Z-9-X Dickey Y Apache.

"Scrappy right cram, key left, Z-9-X Dickey Y Apache," Hasselbeck repeats in a daze.

They have been a perfect match, the cool 40-year-old Hasselbeck who's hanging on because he wants a ring and loves Luck, and the nerdy superstar who's in the early chapter of his career.

Once a week during the season, the two quarterbacks go out to eat together. Luck is a big foodie who's always trying to introduce Hasselbeck to new things. The Saturday before New England, they went to a place called Recess outside Indianapolis and had, among other things, yellow fin from New Zealand. Hasselbeck was still a bit wobbly with a bad stomach, but he ate anyway.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

But what about regular guys like me?

You're going to jail

 

[WesternHeretic]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

Can New Yorkers drive to jersey place some bets then take one step back across the border?

 

[MechDX]

But what about regular guys like me?

Enter access code "dicks" to find out

 

[Godslay]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

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How dumb.

 

[Himynameischris]

Like...Tannehill is better than Kaep or Johnny fucking Manziel. Ridiculous.

Dolphins don't bring in the clicks.

Armando dropping depression-laced bombs of truth. I can honestly say being a Dolphins fan has made my life worse, at least in some relatively minor capacity.

Yeah, and we are only enough to remember the good times sucks for all the ones that only know the misery.

 

[Spinluck]

The hit that they're saying hurt Luck?

https://twitter.com/kpatra/status/664176983232946176

https://twitter.com/CameronWolfe/status/664178288139460608

That poker face.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Can you die from a lacerated kidney

 

[Himynameischris]

Can you die from a lacerated kidney

You can die from a lot of things

#Truestory

 

[Line_HTX]

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/14066129/can-colts-qb-andrew-luck-bounce-back

I am so vomiting at the writing of this article. This is something you would write.

;P

 

[Alligatorjandro]

You can die from a lot of things

#Truestory

What about being a dolphins fan

 

[FloydtheFathead]

You can die from a lot of things

#Truestory

Can you die from booty Chris?

What about being a dolphins fan

What about a Gata fan?

Yes



And yes

Is it a good death then?

 

[Himynameischris]

What about being a dolphins fan

Yes

Can you die from booty Chris?

And yes

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Can you die from booty Chris?



What about a Gata fan?

No

But you can from being a browns fan

 

[Line_HTX]

You can die from being in contact with Gata.

=D

 

[Spinluck]

Gata's can kill you

 

[FloydtheFathead]

No

But you can from being a browns fan

I believe it has made me stronger whereas the swamp creatures known as Gata fans have to go back to their shanties and jerk it to old Tebow games to dull the pain that is their current lives.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Gata's can kill you

This is true

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I am so vomiting at the writing of this article. This is something you would write.

;P

That's nasty, bro.

Yes



And yes

:jnc

 

[Sweeney Tom]

Gata's can kill you

a shameful death

 

[Alligatorjandro]

a shameful death

A noble death you mean

 

[levious]

I wonder if Luck fed him the bad chicken.

 

[Himynameischris]

Is it a good death then?

It's the best way to go

#YOLO

 

[DMczaf]

Finally arrived at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut.

Listened to 1 hour of New England sports talk radio.

I now want to punch all Patriot fans in the mouf.

 

[Line_HTX]

That's nasty, bro.


:jnc

You mean you like that kind of article? Come on now, that's way to much sucking.

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

Finally arrived at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut.

Listened to 1 hour of New England sports talk radio.

I now want to punch all Patriot fans in the mouf.

Foxwoods is meh.

 

[DMczaf]

Foxwoods is meh.

I'm here for work, animu!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

You mean you like that kind of article? Come on now, that's way to much sucking.

No I mean you vomiting is nasty!

 

[jbug617]

Take the quiz
http://www.foxsports.com/nfl/story/tom-brady-aaron-rodgers-peyton-manning-quiz-111015

I got Tom

 

[FloydtheFathead]

It's the best way to go

#YOLO

I understand..

 

[MechDX]

I'm here for work, animu!

What the hell do you do at a casino?

 

[Hindl]

Finally arrived at Foxwoods Casino in Connecticut.

Listened to 1 hour of New England sports talk radio.

I now want to punch all Patriot fans in the mouf.

Never go to Philly if you think that's bad

 

[chuckddd]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

It's gambling?! Putting money down on random events in order to try and win more money is a skill.

 

[DMczaf]

What the hell do you do at a casino?

I'm a QA engineer, I'm here to install some new shit in their testing environment before it goes to their floor next month.

Time to get drunk and eat.

 

[Zvonimir Boban]

Gata's can kill you

Gata's what?

 

[8 X 11 Printer Paper]

I'm a QA engineer, I'm here to install some new shit in their testing environment before it goes to their floor next month.

Time to get drunk and eat.

If you see anyone with a Brady jersey make sure to step on their shoes for us.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

I'm here for work, animu!

Work at a casino?

 

[ActStriker]

I'm a QA engineer, I'm here to install some new shit in their testing environment before it goes to their floor next month.

Time to get drunk and eat.

What are you testing?

 

[jbug617]

BREAKING: NY Attorney General says daily fantasy is gambling & illegal, says DraftKings & FanDuel must cease operating & taking action in NY

Via Twitter

They want their cut

 

[DMczaf]

Found one.

*steps on gata's gatas*

 

[MechDX]

I'm a QA engineer, I'm here to install some new shit in their testing environment before it goes to their floor next month.

Time to get drunk and eat.

So youre this guy:

Nerd!

 

[Sanjuro]

I'm a QA engineer, I'm here to install some new shit in their testing environment before it goes to their floor next month.

Time to get drunk and eat.

Are you heading to Providence?