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[j-wood]

I can't stop watching:

Amazing. Best thing I'll see today :jnc

 

[Dragon]

Yay more wasted talent

Not wasted on my fantasy team! 6-0 baybeeeee

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

Yay more wasted talent

Recent WRs in the NFL from Clemson:

1. Sammy Watkins
2. Martavis Bryant
3. DeAndre Hopkins

Crazy how Watkins has probably been the least impressive of the three. Now that I'm living in Clemson country I have to hear about this all the time. Screw Clemson!

 

[XiaNaphryz]

Now that I'm living in Clemson country I have to hear about this all the time. Screw Clemson!

The UCLA of the east coast.

 

[bionic77]

Speaking of beaches, I really really really want to go to Cuba some day.... maybe during/after 4th year

I mean I enjoy shitty americanized Cuban sandwiches here, I can't even imagine how good the food must be over there!! *dreams

Oh and there are supposedly tons of smokin hot babes !! Yeehaw pardner

I don't know if this is still true but for true perverts I believe the best sexcations are Eastern Europe, East Asia and Brazil. You can't be a loser bitch who is afraid of STDs though.

I represented a truck driver who had a serious accident who used to go to Thailand ever year and then one day he fucking came back with a smoking hot wife. She didn't look super happy about it (that maybe because she left Thailand to live in the shithole known as Reading and not because this dude was old but I thought it would be rude to ask those kind of questions) but my client looked pretty satisfied about how things turned out.

Now that I think about it you are a doctor so you can probably get pussy wherever you go. Knowing that it is kind of weird that so many doctors marry ugly chicks.

Reading some of the hygiene threads make me fucking sick. I shower twice a day. One in the morning and one at night to get the diesel and asphalt smell to go away. People act like they can't take 10-15 minutes to clean themselves.

Yeah some things I can't understand.

Showering is the best. We are fucking lucky to live in a time where we don't have to fucking haul water from a well in the winter and then use a fucking rag to clean ourselves in some nasty ass tub. Hot showers are the best and I need one everyday. It feels gross if you can't get one every day (like if you are traveling in a plane for a long ass time, camping, etc.).

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

PFF and all but:

 

[bionic77]

PFF and all but:

I need to see his Chris Farley impressions before I can write him off.

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I need to see his Chris Farley impressions before I can write him off.

Too late, you are already on record with your Haynesworth 2.0 comments!

 

[Himynameischris]

Also Suh has had good games the last 4 weeks, worth 114 million? Well that depends on how hard he stomps on brady.

 

[Dega]

I wonder if he'll kick Hoyer in the nuts?

 

[Fox318]

Hoyer has nuts?

 

[Malalaw]

I wonder if he'll kick Hoyer in the nuts?

If he does i'm gonna need to see Mallett's reaction on the sideline.

 

[Dega]

Hoyer has nuts?

Good point

 

[MechDX]

I wonder if he'll kick Hoyer in the nuts?

Bryan Hoylett

 

[Goro Majima]

I wonder if he'll kick Hoyer in the nuts?

Is this something we want?

I have a hard time keeping up with the wants and desires of the Texans fanbase.

You know, besides wanting to cheer for a team other than the Texans.

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Fletcher Cox has 5 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 2 fumble recoveries and 22 tackles. Godlike. He actually got quadruple teamed on Monday night.

 

[Dega]

You know, besides wanting to cheer for a team other than the Texans.

Stop with your lies

 

[Spinluck]

Henry Anderson and David Parry are underrated.

You guys probably never heard about them.

 

[skLaFarebear]

Also Suh has had good games the last 4 weeks, worth 114 million? Well that depends on how hard he stomps on brady.

4 sacks and 2 FFs in one game is pretty incredible. Didn't realize just how good he played on Sunday.

 

[Pepiope]

Fletcher Cox has 5 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 2 fumble recoveries and 22 tackles. Godlike. He actually got quadruple teamed on Monday night.

Cox is amazing. He is worth whatever it takes to keep him here long term.

 

[Goro Majima]

Stop with your lies

 

[yankeehater]

Cox is amazing. He is worth whatever it takes to keep him here long term.

Yeah it is incredible getting to watch him play every week. It is like back when the Eagles had Jerome Brown.

 

[Dega]

Mech don't speak for us.

 

[Goro Majima]

Mech don't speak for us.

Squicken too.

The Houston sports fan casualty list is long

 

[Dega]

Squicken too.

The Houston sports fan casualty list is long

Then we got fake fans like you.

 

[Himynameischris]

Really wish I could have taken the day off, ordered some pizza hut with some pepsi and just watched the back to the future trilogy, fuck growing up

 

[Hindl]

Fletcher Cox has 5 sacks, 3 forced fumbles, 2 fumble recoveries and 22 tackles. Godlike. He actually got quadruple teamed on Monday night.

I wanna lock him up now, but we have him until through 2016. Which is good since a bunch of the D needs new contracts or they go to FA this year

 

[Line_HTX]

Morning.

Still discrimination tho

Stop marginalizing me!

Nothing wrong with looking like Andy Dalton.

I enjoy the finer and sophisticated things in life.

Stop buying ramen, foo.

 

[Goro Majima]

Then we got fake fans like you.

Hey now little man, you can sit there and slag me off all you like but don't tell me how I feel about my beloved Texans.

Because I love 'em.

 

[Malalaw]

My girlfriend is losing interest in the Texans. She's been trying her hardest to hold on to the faith but Watt and Hopkins can only do so much.

 

[MechDX]

Mark Berman ‏@MarkBermanFox26 · 20m20 minutes ago  Dallas, TX
Dolphins interim coach Dan Campbell on @JJWatt: "We're gonna put all 5linemen on him & shut him down & hope nobody else gets to us." #Texans

Sad thing is that actually works. That Campbell is a keen observer

 

[Hammer24]

My girlfriend is losing interest in the Texans. She's been trying her hardest to hold on to the faith but Watt and Hopkins can only do so much.

Tell her it could be worse. She could be a Bucs fan like me.

 

[chuckddd]

Then we got fake fans like you.

 

[Zeke]

I miss Dan on the cowboys he was a cool dude, good luck out there Dan.

 

[Pepiope]

Sad thing is that actually works. That Campbell is a keen observer

Send him to Philly. Let's see an offensive line try to defend Cox And Watt!

 

[Dega]

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lol

 

[Malalaw]

Tell her it could be worse. She could be a Bucs fan like me.

I wouldn't allow that, ever. Looks like we aren't going to the Saints/Texans game anymore. Probably just go to Wrestlemania next year.

 

[Line_HTX]

I can't stop watching:

LMAO this is amazing.

My girlfriend is losing interest in the Texans. She's been trying her hardest to hold on to the faith but Watt and Hopkins can only do so much.

Welp, there goes the Week 12 meetup with you Louisianans... T_T

Fuck you Malalaw.

 

[Himynameischris]

Sad thing is that actually works. That Campbell is a keen observer

He's a huge Metallica fan, I'm warming up to dan.

 

[Salaadin]

She didn't look super happy about it (that maybe because she left Thailand to live in the shithole known as Reading

Reading, PA?

 

[Malalaw]

LMAO this is amazing.



Welp, there goes the Week 12 meetup with you Louisianans... T_T

Fuck you Malalaw.

I totally forgot about a potential meetup

I'll see what I can do!

 

[The_Darkest_Red]

I miss Dan on the cowboys he was a cool dude, good luck out there Dan.

I love him so far. Even his press conferences are great, the guy just has such a fiery attitude but with a nice mix of humor.

Also, the speech he gave in the locker room after last week's win was a more impactful coaching moment than we ever saw from Philbin in his entire tenure.

 

[j-wood]

Also Suh has had good games the last 4 weeks, worth 114 million? Well that depends on how hard he stomps on brady.

Nothing like some good ol Titans Cure All in the NFL league. A strong product for a few years now.

Endorsed by: Jaguars, Dolphins, Browns.

 

[jbug617]

There is egg nog in stores now

 

[Crisco]

lol Panthers -3 over the Eagles, that's easy money if I've ever seen it.

 

[chuckddd]

 

[AbortedWalrusFetus]

Reading, PA?

I grew up near there. Can confirm, is a shithole. I was back visiting a week or so ago and I feared for my life in areas of down town Reading that used to be sort of kind of nice.

 

[MechDX]

He's a huge Metallica fan, I'm warming up to dan.

And he is BFF's with Texans punter Shane Lechler.

Like a modern version of me and Trejo.

 

[Line_HTX]

He's a huge Metallica fan, I'm warming up to dan.

This game might be difficult to watch because of y'all's newfound inspirational play.

 

[Dega]

My girlfriend is losing interest in the Texans. She's been trying her hardest to hold on to the faith but Watt and Hopkins can only do so much.

Losing Mech I could handle but THIS?

; ;