Nintendo going to announce the officially licensed Switch juice in January. Also comes in non-alcoholic variety for the underage.What's in their red Solo cups tho?
Nintendo going to announce the officially licensed Switch juice in January. Also comes in non-alcoholic variety for the underage.What's in their red Solo cups tho?
I would go first because it would take ninja scooter an hour to get his dick workingYou are crazy if you think a savage youth like Gata can wait in a line at Chick Fil A let alone for a hooker without cutting to the front.
When he stands in front of you with his dick out and a look in his eye that could only be described as aggressively thirsty that is going to be the exact moment that you wish you had gotten a Switch for launch.
I would go first because it would take ninja scooter an hour to get his dick working
I present to you all the typical non-Switch gamer. Any questions?I would go first because it would take ninja scooter an hour to get his dick working
i got a handle of cuervo at my white elephant
pray for grov-i mean bread
I got a bottle of Jameson.
It's gonna be lit fam
that Joe Mixon video is pretty brutal. wonder if any NFL team will touch him.
At this point kinky is their middle name.Do you guys think Santa Claus eats Mrs. Claus' booty?
The mind of a man who loves Tom Brady and hates the Switch.Do you guys think Santa Claus eats Mrs. Claus' booty?
Without a doubt, how else do you get a chick to stay with you at the north poleDo you guys think Santa Claus eats Mrs. Claus' booty?
Without a doubt, how else do you get a chick to stay with you at the north pole
Yes girls are known to prefer coats over the beachNah, north pole weather means she can wear her mink coats whenever she wants. Can't do that in the Caribbean
Yes girls are known to prefer coats over the beach
They misread he specs.
It is not powered by Maxwell. It's powered by magic.
Launch train almost full. Best gets to preordering if you want a ride!
Happiness ain't for everybody and I never pretended it was.Meh - let someone else have a ticket. I wasted a ride on the Gamecube train and the Wii train. No more Nintendo for me. I just upgraded my PC anyway.
On the good news side of things, friends Rogue One is legit.
You don't need no fucking porn when you have a switch.Switch probably plays VR Porn but they just want it to be a nice surprise for their customers. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
VR at 720p is like a half-hearted hand job.Switch probably plays VR Porn but they just want it to be a nice surprise for their customers. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Just going to respond to that with a quote from a known ass crazy ass person circa 2008:VR at 720p is like a half-hearted hand job.
This whole Switch hype train is confusing.
Trains aren't for the people who are doing it.
Trains are traditionally reserved for the people who think they are doing it.
You need at least a sailing ragatta to do it.
First Class Dirigibles are doing it.
The next console war will take place in central Europe as Germany and a few surrounding states balk at EU demands for increased special Rhinestone taxes. Quality Rhinestone will be highly coveted as all three console makers attempt to create the most visually striking product possible.
Fans argue that the particular alignment of the Rhinestones on their preferred system clearly creates a better gameplay experience.
millions are left homeless because of the war.
Just going to respond to that with a quote from a known ass crazy ass person circa 2008:
Crazy train or the Switch train. Its your choice bros!
Just going to respond to that with a quote from a known ass crazy ass person circa 2008:
Crazy train or the Switch train. Its your choice bros!
Did he win or did they let him destroy all copies of the game?Jeff Gerstmann did it!
NicePosting again just because:
$140 MSRP for $55!! Its a Transformers Christmas!!
Did he win or did they let him destroy all copies of the game?
Or both!?
Poor kidsPosting again just because:
$140 MSRP for $55!! Its a Transformers Christmas!!
I accept all donations, you should pay to play today!Breadstream is funded by putin
Vodka and red bull for tonight. What y'all drinking?What's in their red Solo cups tho?
It was a true Christmas miracleJeff Gerstmann did it!
Vodka and red bull for tonight. What y'all drinking?
Save me one. Those are soooooo good.Iced tea and eating some Suzy Q cakes I got on special at Kroger.
Save me one. Those are soooooo good.
Swap out that vodka for Jager and then you are talking.Vodka and red bull for tonight. What y'all drinking?
Jeff Gerstmann did it!
Swap out that vodka for Jager and then you are talking.
I started watching Peaky Blinders, pretty good stuff
I started watching football
I keep meaning to watch it but I know I'll get annoyed by the crappy attempts at a Brummie accent.
I couldn't tell the difference so it's all good