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NFL 2016 Week 15 |OT| We didn't do it

You are crazy if you think a savage youth like Gata can wait in a line at Chick Fil A let alone for a hooker without cutting to the front.

When he stands in front of you with his dick out and a look in his eye that could only be described as aggressively thirsty that is going to be the exact moment that you wish you had gotten a Switch for launch.
I would go first because it would take ninja scooter an hour to get his dick working
 

bionic77

Member
Ninja btw, this ain't Mrs. Claus:

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And this as fuck ain't Santa Claus:

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Though he did eat the booty.
 
They misread he specs.

It is not powered by Maxwell. It's powered by magic.

Launch train almost full. Best gets to preordering if you want a ride!

Meh - let someone else have a ticket. I wasted a ride on the Gamecube train and the Wii train. No more Nintendo for me. I just upgraded my PC anyway.

On the good news side of things, friends Rogue One is legit.
 

Mindlog

Member
Grovo how do you respond?!?!?!!?!?!??!?!


Work outing. BYOB.
Others volunteer to drive so you can send your cooler with them while you grab an Uber.
You fill (4 12 packs + waters) your cooler (1 of 6) with an inoffensive, but quality choice.
Everyone else ends up ignoring the other coolers until yours is empty!

WTF!

Are you flattered or taken aback?

Next year I will bring two coolers, but still!
This is all pre-game. During the game you are exchanging rounds of whatever shit beer the Panthers are required to drink given their shit season.
 
Sad day when the olds are fighting each other

DM gonna come in and it's gonna look like the scene from Community, but at 2 MPH and DM will be holding ribbon candy, not pizza
 

bionic77

Member
Meh - let someone else have a ticket. I wasted a ride on the Gamecube train and the Wii train. No more Nintendo for me. I just upgraded my PC anyway.

On the good news side of things, friends Rogue One is legit.
Happiness ain't for everybody and I never pretended it was.

But if that is whats you wants then you gots to get that Switch.

No amount of VR porn is going to change that.
 

bionic77

Member
Switch probably plays VR Porn but they just want it to be a nice surprise for their customers. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
You don't need no fucking porn when you have a switch.

That shit is portable. You can multitask in real life!

You can have your cake (or booty or whatever you are into) and eat it too. Wait a second, thats not exactly what I meant.

You get the idea though! Switch! Its happening!
 

Mindlog

Member
Switch probably plays VR Porn but they just want it to be a nice surprise for their customers. It's the gift that keeps on giving.
VR at 720p is like a half-hearted hand job.

This whole Switch hype train is confusing.
Trains aren't for the people who are doing it.
Trains are traditionally reserved for the people who think they are doing it.
You need at least a sailing ragatta to do it.
First Class Dirigibles are doing it.
 

bionic77

Member
VR at 720p is like a half-hearted hand job.

This whole Switch hype train is confusing.
Trains aren't for the people who are doing it.
Trains are traditionally reserved for the people who think they are doing it.
You need at least a sailing ragatta to do it.
First Class Dirigibles are doing it.
Just going to respond to that with a quote from a known ass crazy ass person circa 2008:

The next console war will take place in central Europe as Germany and a few surrounding states balk at EU demands for increased special Rhinestone taxes. Quality Rhinestone will be highly coveted as all three console makers attempt to create the most visually striking product possible.

Fans argue that the particular alignment of the Rhinestones on their preferred system clearly creates a better gameplay experience.

millions are left homeless because of the war.

Crazy train or the Switch train. Its your choice bros!
 

Mindlog

Member
Just going to respond to that with a quote from a known ass crazy ass person circa 2008:



Crazy train or the Switch train. Its your choice bros!
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God damn i was prescient.

Trains don't entice the VIPs and tastemakers. We can't be riding trains. Trains are for the common folk. The common folk are Trump voters.
Jeff Gerstmann did it!
Did he win or did they let him destroy all copies of the game?
Or both!?
 
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