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[bionic77]

Have fun with another top 5 pick next year.

Good news and bad news.

The good news is that I am now the Patriots starting cornerback. The bad news is that I run a 5.1 40 which was the 2nd fastest on the Pats defense and I will try to destroy the team from within.

Expect an accidental injury in practice to the qb!

 

[FrenchMovieTheme]

god i can't wait to fuckup the sorry ass packers in week 1. thank you nfl for this gift!

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Good news and bad news.

The good news is that I am now the Patriots starting cornerback. The bad news is that I run a 5.1 40 which was the 2nd fastest on the Pats defense and I will try to destroy the team from within.

Expect an accidental injury in practice to the qb!

I wish we played the Steelers this year.

Oh well I can wait until the AFC Championship.

 

[effzee]

Browns week 1?

Seriously we have to lose to the Browns to start off the season?

 

[snesfreak]

Can't wait till the 49ers are 0-1, and I'll be laughing as that trend continues the rest of the season.

Have fun with another top 5 pick next year.

We'll trade it for more picks, which we'll trade for even MORE picks.

It'll be vacated after a recruiting scandal. They offered Mario Williams' dad cash under the table for Mario's services but got outbid by Aub- I mean, Buffalo.

:jnc

 

[Futurevoid]

Everyone knows that a rapist is a virgins biggest weakness. Eli has no chance.

Any weaknesses are nullified by Ben taking the field looking like a fat Honey Nut Cheerios mascot in that throwback.

 

[Spectral Glider]

I wish we played the Steelers this year.

Me too, Steelers could use another easy game.

 

[Dre3001]

Jags schedule is decent. Im just pumped that the beginning of the year our games are now at 4PM which means I wont be having a heat stroke after the end of the 1st quarter.

 

[brentech]

god i can't wait to fuckup the sorry ass packers in week 1. thank you nfl for this gift!

Oh hubris, I must save this for high expectations Alex.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

Does it matter? It all ends December 22nd. Texans and Bucs will be undefeated until then.....that is how the world ends.

Bucs will be undefeated until then

Bucs will be undefeated

Bucs...undefeated

I don't think you get how this whole undefeated thing works. In order to be considered undefeated, you actually have to WIN all of your games. That includes the first one (and the last one for our cheating friends to the north).

It'll be vacated after a recruiting scandal. They offered Mario Williams' dad cash under the table for Mario's services but got outbid by Aub- I mean, Buffalo.

 

[Goro Majima]

god i can't wait to fuckup the sorry ass packers in week 1. thank you nfl for this gift!

I didn't realize the Niners won the Manning sweepstakes!

Because there is no way Alex Smith is going to beat Rodgers in Green Bay.

 

[snesfreak]

I don't think you get how this whole undefeated thing works. In order to be considered undefeated, you actually have to WIN all of your games. That includes the first one (and the last one for our cheating friends to the north).




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Oh you.

 

[789shadow]

Can't believe the Steelers have to play both Mannings this year.

 

[snesfreak]

I want revenge on Pey Pey for 03.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Poor Rodgers. Going to be beat by his favorite childhood team first game of the season at home.

 

[crimzonflame]

#FuckPackers
#FuckPatriots

Right?

 

[Nakazato]

#FuckPackers
#FuckPatriots

Right?

#fucksteelers

u forgot one

 

[crimzonflame]

#fucksteelers

u forgot one

Oh yeah lol

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

#fucksteelers

u forgot one

Or alternatively #rape

 

[snesfreak]

So I guess the basic plot of my game is.
The evil group of Pats fans are plotting to takeover NFLGAF, and a young ginger who's a fan of the Packers vows to stop them.

He then sets out to recruit the rest of NFLGAF in his quest.

Wacky adventures ensue.

 

[darkside31337]

So I guess the basic plot of my game is.
The evil group of Pats fans are plotting to takeover NFLGAF, and a young ginger who's a fan of the Packers vows to stop them.

He then sets out to recruit the rest of NFLGAF in his quest.

Wacky adventures ensue.

Are there ponies in this game?

 

[snesfreak]

Are there ponies in this game?

No, even I have standards.

 

[chuckddd]

I don't think you get how this whole undefeated thing works. In order to be considered undefeated, you actually have to WIN all of your games. That includes the first one (and the last one for our cheating friends to the north).

Hey, Donovan, you do know that ties are possible in the NFL?

No, even I have standards.

lulz

 

[Grover Cleveland]

So I guess the basic plot of my game is.
The evil group of Pats fans are plotting to takeover NFLGAF, and a young ginger who's a fan of the Packers vows to stop them.

He then sets out to recruit the rest of NFLGAF in his quest.

Wacky adventures ensue.

Is there an ending where he meets a young maiden, gets completely smitten with her, and then completely bails on NFLGAF (allowing the Pats fans to take over) while he courts her?

If not, there should be. That would be totally realistic.

 

[Fox318]

Are there ponies in this game?

They are the glue that holds it together.

 

[Buckethead]

Writing things is hard.

 

[snesfreak]

Is there an ending where he meets a young maiden, gets completely smitten with her, and then completely bails on NFLGAF (allowing the Pats fans to take over) while he courts her?

If not, there should be. That would be totally realistic.

That would be where my character takes over.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

That would be where my character takes over.

And we're all required to swear allegiance to Nintendo and greasy, inauthentic Amerimexican fast food?

Sounds like a horror RPG to me.

 

[Elfforkusu]

Is there an ending where he meets a young maiden, gets completely smitten with her, and then completely bails on NFLGAF (allowing the Pats fans to take over) while he courts her?

If not, there should be. That would be totally realistic.

The twist is the young maiden is secretly Tom Brady's twin sister. She looks just like him, except is maybe a bit more manly.

 

[snesfreak]

And we're all required to swear allegiance to Nintendo and greasy, inauthentic Amerimexican fast food?

Sounds like a horror RPG to me.

We catch Scam trying to steal my laptop and have him put in FMT's scat dungeon, then your character gets mad, leaves, and joins the PATS.

 

[chuckddd]

That would be where my character takes over.

And two screens later...

 

[Elfforkusu]

And two screens later...
banned.gif

:lol

Best game over screen. Do it, snes.

 

[snesfreak]

That GIF is awesome.
The genius who made it should be immune from ever getting banned again.

This one's better though.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

We catch Scam trying to steal my laptop and have him put in FMT's scat dungeon, then your character gets mad, leaves, and joins the PATS.

You wouldn't dare...

 

[snesfreak]

 

[Talon]

So when we say "scat dungeon," do we mean that scat is made there or that scat is stored there?

Can one contain scat?

EDIT: I laughed out loud.

 

[Hellix]

2012 Carolina Panthers Schedule

W Week 1 -- Sun, Sep 9 @Tampa Bay Buccaneers
W Week 2 -- Sun, Sep 16 New Orleans Saints
W Week 3 -- Thu, Sep 20 New York Giants
L Week 4 -- Sun, Sep 30 @ Atlanta Falcons
W Week 5 -- Sun, Oct 7 Seattle Seahawks
W Week 7 -- Sun, Oct 21 Dallas Cowboys
L Week 8 -- Sun, Oct 28 @ Chicago Bears
W Week 9 -- Sun, Nov 4 @ Washington Redskins
L Week 10 -- Sun, Nov 11 Denver Broncos
W Week 11 -- Sun, Nov 18 Tampa Bay Buccaneers
L Week 12 -- Mon, Nov 26 @ Philadelphia Eagles
W Week 13 -- Sun, Dec 2 @ Kansas City Chiefs
W Week 14 -- Sun, Dec 9 Atlanta Falcons
L Week 15 -- Sun, Dec 16 @ San Diego Chargers
W Week 16 -- Sun, Dec 23 Oakland Raiders
L Week 17 -- Sun, Dec 30 @ New Orleans Saints

10-6, wildcard birth
Lose to the Browns in the Super Bowl

 

[jakncoke]

coming home heard 2 things from fan call ins

1) some browns fan think browns getting kahil at 4 :me

2) some brown fan crackheaded up this scenario.

browns give 4, this year 2nd and next years first to..

colts .

to take rg3.. he then said..

browns get their guy and colts can get theirs(luck) at 4.. :me :me :me

 

[snesfreak]

Here's an updated screen shot.

Spoiler

I don't own a lawnmower obviously :jnc

 

[Grover Cleveland]

10-6, wildcard birth
Lose to the Browns in the Super Bowl

Holy crap, jdez is secretly also a Panthers fan?!

 

[cuevas. PhD.]

Here's an updated screen shot.

Spoiler

I don't own a lawnmower obviously :jnc

Why does the thief have to be black?

 

[snesfreak]

Holy crap, jdez is secretly also a Panthers fan?!

He's a multi-shitty-teamer?

Why does the thief have to be black?

:jnc

 

[Ninja Scooter]

 

[darkside31337]

BaltimoreLarry got banned for less offensive imagery than that.

 

[Ninja Scooter]

BaltimoreLarry got banned for less offensive imagery than that.

has anyone made the joke yet about how Big Ben and Harrison will look right at home in stripes?

 

[jakncoke]

@Denver 55-3 win
vs. Jets 42-7 win
@ Oakland 66-6 win
vs. Philly 35-0 win
@ Tenn 50-0 win
@ cincy 74-2 win
vs. wash 38-12 win
@ nyg 61-11 win
vs. kcc 40-9 win
vs. balt 100-14 win
@ clev 121-7 win
@ balt 88-7 win
vs. chargers 45-13 win
@ dallas 56-9 win
vs. cincy 76-10 win
vs. cleve 230- (-)6 win

playoffs 3 wins combined pt differential of 230

so 1251 regular season points to giving up 104

GO STEELERS

 

[Buckethead]

BaltimoreLarry got banned for less offensive imagery than that.

 

[snesfreak]

@Denver 55-3 win
vs. Jets 42-7 win
@ Oakland 66-6 win
vs. Philly 35-0 win
@ Tenn 50-0 win
@ cincy 74-2 win
vs. wash 38-12 win
@ nyg 61-11 win
vs. kcc 40-9 win
vs. balt 100-14 win
@ clev 121-7 win
@ balt 88-7 win
vs. chargers 45-13 win
@ dallas 56-9 win
vs. cincy 76-10 win
vs. cleve 230- (-)6 win

playoffs 3 wins combined pt differential of 230

so 1251 regular season points to giving up 104

GO STEELERS

:you
That's about as likely as my prediction.

 

[jakncoke]

:you
That's about as likely as my prediction.

What was your prediction? Josh Freeman getting skinny?

 

[snesfreak]

What was your prediction? Josh Freeman getting skinny?

14-2.