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[eznark]

Fucking lame. Rodgers got robbed.

 

[vas_a_morir]

Calvin Johnson going to fuck up his Achilles and never be the same causing the Lions to go back into another 10 year playoff drought

Cam Newton is going to have a disaster season. Book it.

Also, I love the Cincinnati stigma... there isn't an April win-loss predictor in the world that doesn't peg the Cincinnati game on their schedule as a "W." Then again, I'd say it's probably a smarter choice than not.

 

[eznark]

Cam Newton is going to have a disaster season. Book it.

Also, I love the Cincinnati stigma... there isn't an April win-loss predictor in the world that doesn't peg the Cincinnati game on their schedule as a "W." Then again, I'd say it's probably a smarter choice than not.

Guaranty the Packers lose to Cincinnati.

 

[TheLegendary]

Everyone loses when they go to (or otherwise are forced to interact with) Cincinnati

 

[vas_a_morir]

Guaranty the Packers lose to Cincinnati.

I feel like the Bengals got all the lucky breaks last year. Shit, I remember when they beat the Browns. I said "Wooo, at least they won't go winless!" lol

Everyone loses when they go to (or otherwise are forced to interact with) Cincinnati

That's the reputation, but the city has made major major strides since my Mom first started going to law school there when I was 8. I remember how much of the city looked like you were in a developing country. Plywood slums, man.

 

[jakncoke]

Cam Newton is going to have a disaster season. Book it.

Also, I love the Cincinnati stigma... there isn't an April win-loss predictor in the world that doesn't peg the Cincinnati game on their schedule as a "W." Then again, I'd say it's probably a smarter choice than not.

He doesn't need the Madden Curse for that. JUST LOSES BABY!

 

[eznark]

Oh wait, I retract my guaranty. I thought that was the 4th pre-season game. toss up.

 

[bionic77]

Wonder how slow Hines 40 been lately. 4.8's at least

Sadly I think it was slower than that.

He had literally zero burst and separation this last season. I mean LBs had zero problem staying with him. His hands haven't been that consistent the last 2 years either.

Cotchery will be a good replacement.

We will miss Hines as a run blocker though.

Sad to see Erron not get the Madden cover. He was deserving...

 

[TheDrizzlerJ11]

Trade Brandon Marshall, no longer scheduled on primetime. Dolphins have 0 MNF games, 0 SNF games, and one TNF game. What a joke.

Megatron got my vote.

 

[Goro Majima]

No Rodgers on the cover!

Wooooooo!

 

[vas_a_morir]

He doesn't need the Madden Curse for that. JUST LOSES BABY!

I'm talking statistically, too. He's going to let all the dickriding go to his head, and try to do all the things he did well last year, except defenses will be ready for it. Book. It.

 

[Spectral Glider]

Cam Newton is going to have a disaster season. Book it.

Also, I love the Cincinnati stigma... there isn't an April win-loss predictor in the world that doesn't peg the Cincinnati game on their schedule as a "W." Then again, I'd say it's probably a smarter choice than not.

I love when people start yelling and arguing about schedule strength now, or thinking how easy one might be. Nobody knows that shit. Take last year, nobody saw the Colts not having Manning for one game and totally becoming irrelevant over night. Nobody had your Bengals as a playoff team. Not many saw the beginning of the Dream Team being that funny.

The only thing you take from a schedule now are things like how many short weeks you have, how much travel time, how many away games in a row and when your bye week is. That's what's important. Opponent strength doesn't factor until the season gets rolling for a few weeks.

 

[Dutch Gronk]

Report: Bucs shopping Aqib Talib for trade

The signs of the Buccaneers’ interest in drafting LSU cornerback Morris Claiborne are coming faster and faster.

Ronde Barber is playing safety at the team’s workouts, Barber said last week that the team will “probably” draft Claiborne and now there’s a report that the team is shopping cornerback Aqib Talib in a trade. A team source told Pewter Report that general manager Mark Dominik would like to acquire additional picks in next week’s draft in exchange for Talib, a pretty good sign that the team plans to add a starter at the position.

Wanting to deal Talib and actually dealing him are birds of a very different feather. Talib’s trial for aggravated assault with a handgun doesn’t start until June 25th, which means teams are not going to have any idea of his status for quite some time. There’s also the specter of a suspension from the league to deal with and that’s not going to help the Bucs get much value in return for Talib.

Talib is entering the final year of his rookie contract and is set to make just over $1.85 million in 2012.

Another CB on the trade block!

 

[TheLegendary]

Talib would be great on the Packers if he wasn't a thug.

Maybe he could have a Woodson type rebirth?

 

[DMczaf]

Talib would be great on the Packers if he wasn't a thug.

I'm pretty sure he would fit right in.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/11/25/packers-linebacker-erik-walden-arrested/

http://www.todaystmj4.com/news/local/45566932.html

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/7...reen-bay-packers-arrested-another-drug-charge

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/foot...d-for-choking-daughter-over-packers-loss.html

 

[DMczaf]

Oh yeah...

Take your shitty unfunny bullying fat jokes, and stick them straight up your ass. All up in your ass.

 

[jakncoke]

photoshopped

 

[TheLegendary]

Who is that fat fuck

 

[eznark]

Why? He's fat as fuck.

 

[bionic77]

Bulemia is no laughing matter DM.

 

[DMczaf]

Who is that fat fuck

Why? He's fat as fuck.

Are you Wisconsinites confusing "fat" with "black" again? I know it's hard to distinguish the two.

 

[DeaconKnowledge]

YOU'RE ALL BANNED

 

[eznark]

Are you Wisconsinites confusing "fat" with "black" again? I know it's hard to distinguish the two.

It's possible to be both. See JoshyFats and Michelle Obama.

 

[Nightz]

Oh yeah...

Take your shitty unfunny bullying fat jokes, and stick them straight up your ass. All up in your ass.

Look at all that loose skin on his neck from all the fat that he lost.

 

[snesfreak]

Maybe Ben can wear sumo padding

FAKE EDIT: I mean josh freeman padding

Oh yeah...

Take your shitty unfunny bullying fat jokes, and stick them straight up your ass. All up in your ass.

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

 

[jakncoke]

It's possible to be both. See JoshyFats and Michelle Obama.

:me

 

[snesfreak]

It's possible to be both. See JoshyFats and Michelle Obama.

Reported.

 

[storybook77]

After the first loss, he'll be so depressed that he'll be downing 12 packs.

 

[Nightz]

After the first loss, he'll be so depressed that he'll be downing 12 packs.

 

[snesfreak]

After the first loss, he'll be so depressed that he'll be downing 12 packs.

Week 13?

 

[storybook77]

Winner!

 

[eznark]

:jnc

 

[snesfreak]

Winner!

 

[eznark]

Thread redeemed.

 

[snesfreak]

 

[DMczaf]

 

[eznark]

For you, the day Blount clowned the Packers D was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was just another win.

 

[MechDX]

 

[storybook77]

Tried to look up Freeman's playoff stats but came up as empty as a bag of Doritos in his lap.

 

[DMczaf]

Tried to look up Freeman's playoff stats but came up as empty as a bag of Doritos in his lap.

You wish we couldn't look up Matt Ryan's playoff stats.

 

[snesfreak]

For you, the day Blount clowned the Packers D was the most important day of your life. But for me... it was just another win.

That game nearly killed me, fucking Bucs giving me hope they could win.
At least I beat chuck in fantasy football.

 

[captive]

I like the Texans schedule. 5 prime time games is nice.

 

[storybook77]

You wish we couldn't look up Matt Ryan's playoff stats.

At least I can have that wish!

Question, if the Bucs lose a home game, is anyone there to care?

 

[MechDX]

I like the Texans schedule. 5 prime time games is nice.

4 on the road. Kind of sucks.

 

[jakncoke]

Some day Matt Ryan will throw 200 yards in a playoff game and maybe even get a win. dat 0-3

 

[storybook77]

Some day Matt Ryan will throw 200 yards in a playoff game and maybe even get a win. dat 0-3

It would be nice of our defense to show up one day too. :\

Mularkey is gone so we'll see. At least we will throw some damn screen passes now.

 

[Kave_Man]

Time for Kave Man's ridiculously optimistic look at the Cleveland Browns season (pre-draft):

I see 4 very winnable games for the Brownies:

• 
  Buffalo week 3

• @Indy week 7

• Kansas City week 14

• Washington week 15

• I'll also throw in one win of "we have to beat them eventually" against the rest of the AFC North.

• And then throw in one upset that nobody saw coming.

Ridiculously optimistic outlook:

Browns finish 6-10 and give me the best record they've had since I became a fan...

 

[eznark]

Buffalo's defensive line against the Browns offense? hmmmmm

 

[Striker]

Browns have a great LT and a good center, too bad their right side of the line sucks.

 

[jakncoke]

Browns have a great LT and a good center, too bad their right side of the line sucks.

Don't worry Kahil is falling to them, some browns fan said so it must be true