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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.
- Thread starter cuevas. PhD.
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You should fix that problem.
I should sell oot 3ds
/joke
I'll get a 3ds eventually. Probably once Kingdom Hearts and Paper Mario and Fire Emblem hit
This is probably the most lucid he's ever been. He took his saved up allowance and bought a 360 after seeing that WiiU E3 showing.
Shouldn't you be figuring out which team you're gonna squicken over to this year?
I have plenty of time to make it back.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Did you get the vastly superior PC copy of GTA IV yet?
That's what I like about the special edition releases so close to launch. I never would have bought a 3DS if they didn't release that zelda paint job.
Yes, years ago.
Got Episodes too.
It is weird how much PC gamers talk about how much more powerful PCs are than consoles and the "definitive versions" of games.
When I was into PC gaming back in the 80s and 90s I don't remember this being brought up as much by PC gamers. Back then console gaming was seen as more of a kiddy thing and PC was seen as more hardcore (at least in the crowds I was involved with). Even back then I didn't give a fuck and liked both.
Though strangely enough I hated Macs back then (even though now I am almost exclusively Mac). I was a weird kid. I vastly preferred DOS and command prompts to any GUI interface.
When I was into PC gaming back in the 80s and 90s I don't remember this being brought up as much by PC gamers. Back then console gaming was seen as more of a kiddy thing and PC was seen as more hardcore (at least in the crowds I was involved with). Even back then I didn't give a fuck and liked both.
Though strangely enough I hated Macs back then (even though now I am almost exclusively Mac). I was a weird kid. I vastly preferred DOS and command prompts to any GUI interface.
What a lame bet.
I bet that the Steelers finish with a more successful season than any of your pussies teams. Success will be defined by when your teams season ends. Obviously this bet excludes Browns and Rams fans, because lets be honest, your teams season is pretty much already over!
Anyone dumb enough to take this bet just name your terms!
I bet that the Steelers finish with a more successful season than any of your pussies teams. Success will be defined by when your teams season ends. Obviously this bet excludes Browns and Rams fans, because lets be honest, your teams season is pretty much already over!
Anyone dumb enough to take this bet just name your terms!
cuevas. PhD.
Member
This awful pitbull mib song has really grown on me.
Cutler is playing against three of the worst defenses in football twice per year. Of course he will be in the top ten in all of those categories.
This is a stupid fucking bet.
Plus, top ten in those things is not a big deal. There are a lot of really shitty quarterbacks out there these days.
:jnc
Nah I don't go to PFT.
Sounds like a relative in FMTs family though. That can't be good for family relations that his bro or cousin or whatev is not a Niners fan.
http://www.footballperspective.com/correlating-passing-stats-with-wins/
Very much a not-for-Slo article. Passing stats and wins
Very much a not-for-Slo article. Passing stats and wins
So the NFL has released some of the evidence (the receipts, if you will) it is using against the Saints players that are appealing their suspensions.
https://www.nflplayers.com/Articles/Public-News/NFLPA-Makes-Exhibits-Available-for-Review/
Lots of very specific bits in there, with player names and dollar amounts. I'll only glanced through it, but my favorite so far is Mike Ornstein casually calling Gregg Williams a "dickhead" in an e-mail to him.
https://www.nflplayers.com/Articles/Public-News/NFLPA-Makes-Exhibits-Available-for-Review/
Lots of very specific bits in there, with player names and dollar amounts. I'll only glanced through it, but my favorite so far is Mike Ornstein casually calling Gregg Williams a "dickhead" in an e-mail to him.
This was a real slide in a deck presented to Saints players.
Amazing.
You forgot the rest of the explanation:
When you assess the opponent you:
Methods:
Dogs----------------------------------------------------------------------------- NFL
Background study on suspects---------------------------------------------- - Game Film
Size, WT, Picture---------------------------------------------------------------Team meetings
Toughness, Strength, Fighting Skills------------------------------------------Scouting Reports
Armed and Dangerous---------------------------------------------------------Scouting Reports
Mental State of Suspect? Deranged??----------------------------------------Scouting Reports
Escape routes covered to prevent escape?----------------------------------Coaches Game Plan
Must suspect be delivered dead or alive ------------------------------------ How seriously do we have to take this guy?
All things researched, prepared, & ready to go?-----------------------------Key Leaders Meeting
Now is the time to do our job...collect bounty $$$---------------------------Unfortunate reference to Dog the Bounty
No apologies! Let's go Hunting!------------------------------------------------ Bravado with unfortunate reference to Dog the Bounty Hunter
Edit: According to the NFLPA, it's an unfortunately reference to how you are supposed to prep for games.
Edit2: Formatting fix
vas_a_morir
Banned
goldlion054
Member
Sophistication is thrown out the window when Kate Upton is involved, and I respect GQ for recognizing that while catering to our needs.
GQ is a little skankier than Esquire, which is already a little skanky.
I had to explain to my girlfriend what kind of magazine Esquire was yesterday. I think it was the cover.
DeaconKnowledge
Member
Love how the NFL is doing everything in its power to destroy the Saints players. Meanwhile they couldn't burn the Spygate tapes fast enough.
because that would have been a PR disaster for the whole league, since every team videotaped signals from their own sideline. Pats broke the rule by videotaping from the opponents' sideline. It's a dead issue anyway now with the mic helmet for a defensive player now.
the correct answer is Drew Henson
goldlion054
Member
Can you really count Drew Henson as a football player, though?
well kickers are still considered football players so sure
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
Not at the same time though!
So are you coming up with a new bet? Also whatever bet we have will be null if Cutler is sacked more than 45 times. He can't control the O-Line and therefor them being completely awful shouldn't reflect upon his stats.
http://www.footballperspective.com/correlating-passing-stats-with-wins/
Read this please. The moral of the story is that the best historical metric for performance is adjusted net yards per attempt, and the best predictive stat is net yards per attempt.
Just make your bet as to whether Cutler is in the top 10 in net yards per attempt. It's hardly perfect but it's the best back of the napkin QB stat available
http://espn.go.com/blog/afceast/post/_/id/43685/jaworski-ranks-mark-sanchez-no-23
Sanchez #23 on Jaws' list. Haven't seen it yet but it's on the DVR
Sanchez #23 on Jaws' list. Haven't seen it yet but it's on the DVR
Why's that?
Dutch Gronk
Banned
You bet your ass I'm dumb enough!
Those dorks running around in orange shirts are already done! Just get your embarrassing avatar from bionic right now.