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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
i only put about 10 hours or so into it and that's enough for me. i just can't get into games for long periods of time anymore. it sucks cause when i was younger i could get through whole games in a weekend. now it takes me months and in some cases years to finish a game. for instance i bought demons souls when it first came out (i think october 2009) and barely beat it in 2011.

the only games i've beaten quickly recently were both bioshocks and both batmans
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Get a DS and Fire Emblem. You will be addicted after a few hours, Get one of your hipster friends to teach you to play FIFA too, unless they fucked it up recently that game is really good.

You are just playing the wrong games. In the handhelds lies your salvation. Console games have gone south this gen (unless you add into online or coop then you are all good). For single player awesomeness you need a handheld though.
 
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bionic77

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DMczaf said:
http://www.sportscardforum.com/showthread.php?p=11695664#post11695664



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I should make up some shit on the net about the Ravens and Pats. That is probably enough for a suspension in Goodell's court. This is brilliant!
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
bionic77 said:
No time bro. Hopefully we can play when the next one comes out. Though I will probably suck by then!
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Putting your children over me is the right decision.


Also

https://twitter.com/#!/aldonsmithJETS

Just Enjoy This Stuff ? Wtf


Jay Sosa said:
I was joking, 3 games for 9(!) POUNDS?

Whats even more hilarious is that someone else (detroit receiver I think) was suspended for two because he got caught with a joint.
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Simpson clearly was just holding it for a friend.
 
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bionic77

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Dutch Patriot said:
Putting your children over me is the right decision.
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I am going to sound crazy but I have never been too fond of online gaming.

I always had so much more fun when my friends were in the same room as me.

That said I look forward to getting destroyed by you next year. The last time I played online on the PS3 the lag was pretty shitty (I was playing some dude in Europe, known as Middle-earth to Packer fans.). Hopefully it is better this time. It will be a pain for me to hook it up via ethernet.

If that doesn't work I can come over to your house some time and play with you. Just reply with your address, SSN, real name, birth date and telephone number.
 
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Dutch Gronk

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bionic77 said:
If that doesn't work I can come over to your house some time and play with you. Just reply with your address, SSN, real name, birth date and telephone number.
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THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN! We could play games, watch movies, eat ice-cream, talk about girls and all that good stuff!

But do you take me for a fool?! I wouldn't send you all that info without also sending a photocopy of my passport and my credit card numbers, that's what friends do man.
 
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bionic77

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Futurevoid said:
So Gravity Rush is pretty fantastic. My Vita is pleased....
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What kind of game is it?

Dutch Patriot said:
THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN! We could play games, watch movies, eat ice-cream, talk about girls and all that good stuff!

But do you take me for a fool?! I wouldn't send you all that info without also sending a photocopy of my passport and my credit card numbers, that's what friends do man.
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No thanks on the carbs dude.

I shouldn't joke about sharing personal info now that I think about it. Some GAFers are actually stupid enough to think I was serious and might share that info, then get raped and robbed and sue me for it.
 
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FrenchMovieTheme

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bionic77 said:
What kind of game is it?


No thanks on the carbs dude.

I shouldn't joke about sharing personal info now that I think about it. Some GAFers are actually stupid enough to think I was serious and might share that info, then get raped and robbed and sue me for it.
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I would like to hire you to sue yourself for defamation of character on behalf of Alex smith!
 
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Dutch Gronk

Banned
bionic77 said:
No thanks on the carbs dude.

I shouldn't joke about sharing personal info now that I think about it. Some GAFers are actually stupid enough to think I was serious and might share that info, then get raped and robbed and sue me for it.
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So everything else is a go!? Sweet! I'm gonna buy a pair of Pats pjs for when you come over.

Also, I've been buying a lot of old 80's rock songs, so we can play air guitar all night long!
 
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Futurevoid

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bionic77 said:
What kind of game is it?
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Action/Adventure with a bit of an RPG slant. You play as a girl who discovers she's able to control gravity with the help of her trusty ethereal cat and you have a sort of open world environment to explore using those powers. The control setup is pretty unique, the visuals are really nice and it's just a really engaging experience so far (I've played about 5 hours or so).

Review:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NX7tKbY_09o
 
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Dragon

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Welp I'm moving back to New York City at the end of July. So I'll have to deal with you dirty Jets and Giants fans.

Fuck you Eli!

Futurevoid said:
God bless the Japanese. The gaming world is a lesser place without their insanity.
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I really do need to get a Vita. I played the demo for Gravity Rush on my friend's Vita and it was pretty damn fun.
 
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bionic77

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FrenchMovieTheme said:
I would like to hire you to sue yourself for defamation of character on behalf of Alex smith!
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I will stop saying he is a small handed choke artist the same day he wins a Superbowl or gets someone to sign him to a big time contract.

If we can't agree on that maybe I can settle on him not getting benched for 2 full seasons!
 
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cdyhybrid

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bionic77 said:
I will stop saying he is a small handed choke artist the same day he wins a Superbowl or gets someone to sign him to a big time contract.

If we can't agree on that maybe I can settle on him not getting benched for 2 full seasons!
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Are you saying that he stops being a small handed choke artist if he somehow convinces someone to give him a big contract?
 
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bionic77

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cdyhybrid said:
Are you saying that he stops being a small handed choke artist if he somehow convinces someone to give him a big contract?
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No, I am saying I will stop referring to him as one.

Though I don't think any amount of Superbowls is going to make his hands any bigger.

And I haven't been to a chic fil a in at least 6 months but I stopped at one today after reading that fast food thread and for some reason there are always a lot of hot women and hot MILFs there. Is that typical or just this particular location?
 
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BannedEpisode

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Jay Sosa said:
What makes you say that?

They suspended Simpson for 3(I think) games just because he had 9 pounds of weed in his house. They're certainly taking this very serious.
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They suspended Simpson because he had like 3 pounds or something ubsurd sent to his home. That much isn't meant for personal use.

I just think they are limped wristed when it comes to pot because they know so many players do it, that it's not damaging to the players, and a lot of the country doesn't really care.
 
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eznark

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Anyone here in Peoria? I'm going there for the week. I've been there once as a kid for hockey, never since. I remember it being awful.
 
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BannedEpisode

Member
Eric Walton said:
don't even make the observation man. the cognitive dissonance is overwhelming.

do you want to go drive a car while smoking salvia and snort a fat line of bath salts?
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Eric Walton said:
Three pounds isn't necessarily dealing though. And if he's having it sent to his home he might have had some buddies chip in to get a better price. He's a NFL player, no need for distribution of marijuana. When players are involved with trafficking, it's usually stuff that can bring big money at street value (oxycontin, cocaine)
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Yeah I know but that's a touch over the slap on the wrist limit.
 
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BannedEpisode

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Eric Walton said:
From what I remember from Rampage 2 on the Nintendo 64, Peoria has many small business parks and housing groups. If I recall correctly the city's larger structures were poorly designed and had an obvious lack of stability. Surprising amount of power ups for a small city that still brings a sense of hometown charm.



I'm not debating what crime he should be charged with, I'm just defending the man's honor. That's our receiver, mang.

Did you even see the flip?
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Don't get me wrong lol.
 
Guileless

Guileless

Temp Banned for Remedial Purposes
The sports section of the newspaper is beyond pathetic this time of year. And its 100 degrees already.
 
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
NFL Network to start a morning talk show.

NEW WEEKDAY MORNING SHOW KICKS OFF JULY 30 ON NFL NETWORK
"NFL AM" Starts Your Weekdays at 6:00 AM ET with
Namath author Mark Kriegel, former Super Bowl-winning 49ers CB Eric Davis, Brian Webber, Nicole Zaloumis & Steve Wyche
4-Hour Live Morning Show

Fans can now start their day with the NFL like never before - with a new, live weekday morning show on NFL Network.

Debuting Monday, July 30 just as training camps open, the new four-hour "NFL AM" kicks off at 6:00 AM ET each Monday through Friday. NFL AM will blanket the world of the NFL with seasoned and opinionated talent who will report and debate news and examine the personalities that play the game. The show's discussion will cover a wide-range of NFL-related topics including the cultural convergence of sports, entertainment and music. Each morning, NFL AM will collaborate with NFL.com to take a look at the latest in fantasy football news and information.

NFL AM's talent roster features Mark Kriegel from FOXSports.com, former San Francisco 49ers Super Bowl-winning cornerback Eric Davis,Brian Webber from FOX Sports Digital, Nicole Zaloumis from Comcast Sports Net-New England, and Steve Wyche from NFL Media. The show will be based at NFL Network's Culver City, CA studios. No other sport is the sole focus of a show of this length each and every weekday morning.

"NFL AM will give fans a great reason to look forward to the morning," said Mark Quenzel, NFL Network senior vice president of programming and production. "We know that our fans are looking for more football and we are excited to provide a personality-driven show which focuses on football and everything around it. There will be no better way to start their day."
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XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Dolphins to fine players $10,000 if they use team-issued iPads to look at "unauthorized websites."

If you're a member of the Miami Dolphins, and you're reading this website right now on your team-issued iPad, then stop it immediately, mister. Yes, we want your page views, but use your own computer. And for that matter, stop looking for pictures of Ryan Tannehill's wife.

It's for your own good, Dolphins. If you are unable to resist Lauren Tannehill or Chris Chase, it's going to cost you $10,000. That's the fine the Dolphins will issue to any miscreant who uses the iPad to look at "unauthorized websites." I trust that Chad Ochocinco has plenty of other devices to suit his unique web-surfing needs.

Say what you want about the old gigantic binders that teams like the Dolphins used to use as playbooks ‒ sure, they're cumbersome, impractical, paper-wasting monstrosities ‒ but they never enabled anyone's habit for porn, Facebook, Twitter or any other Internet time-drain.

But the new technology is a price worth paying, says Davone Bess.

"It's convenient. Every day we were getting stacks and stacks of papers with the installs. Now they can just download them on the iPad and it's there — Bam!"

Added Reggie Bush:

"I love it. It makes it so much simpler, and obviously that's where technology has taken us nowadays. It's amazing, and I'm glad we got it."

It should also help Bush keep track of who Kim Kardashian is dating these days. That is, as long as TMZ isn't considered "unauthorized" by the Dolphins. Come on, guys. If you employ Reggie Bush, you've got to make certain allowances.
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Jason's Ultimatum

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Twitter is amazing:
Originally Posted by Chad Ochocinco
@ryantannehill1 Yo... need to throw tomorrow at your earliest convenience... what time?

Originally Posted by Ryan Tannehill
@ochocinco I got you... I'll be up there at 630... Cool for u?

Originally Posted by Chad Ochocinco
Ok cool, i have a Gold Starbucks card if you want some coffee RT @ryantannehill1: @ochocinco I got you, I'll be up there at 630, Cool for u?

Originally Posted by Ryan Tannehill
@ochocinco appreciate the offer but not a coffee guy

Originally Posted by Chad Ochocinco
Dude it's 2012 everybody drinks Starbucks... RT @ryantannehill1: @ochocinco appreciate the offer but not a coffee guy
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