What are your exams like there?
I wish America had driving exams like the Finnish.
Too many people are shitty drivers.
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What are your exams like there?
I wish America had driving exams like the Finnish.
Too many people are shitty drivers.
Dutch Gronk
Banned
It's pretty difficult to get your license here. First you have to take lessons with a licensed teacher, in the meanwhile you have your theoretical exam. And when you passed that and your instructor deems you ready, you do a real test with a special government supervisor in the car.
word. here you got to be a complete fuck drooling retard to not pass written then you just drive around a development and do some cone parking. fucking crazy easy
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
So basically you have mandatory driver's ed.
We get the exam and a highway patrolman to drive with you (at least in Arkansas).
The cop that was with me had me drive into seriously heavy traffic and do all kinds of crazy stuff :\
Then I hear that the cops at another testing station in another town just had you make 4 right hand turns.
Consistency!
Cheese curds are supposed to squeaky, homie.
So you are saying that Rodgers is never going to be a champion again but he is now the NFL's Miss Congeniality? That trophy can go next to those high school championships the Packers won in the 40s.
I guess Ben and Steeler fans will have to continue to live with being unpopular and with only the small consolation of a few more championships.
Also speaking to the Packers defense I guess your trainer should have done a little more research into the HGH And steroids he bought off of eBay. As the best organization in pro football the Steelers never skimp on their PEDs and that is one of the reasons our defense has been so good over the past 8 seasons (with a few dips here and there). Next time don't buy the stuff eznark makes in his basement (I think we can all agree that ez is up to something, whether it is homemade PEDs or meth no one can say for sure, probably not even ez...) and maybe your defense won't be the laughing stock in the league!
Thats good.
I wish we would make tests harder in this country. Even though our roads are pretty good overall the conditions vary from region to region and it is never put into perspective to drivers. We should also know basic auto repair as part of the test and after 60 drivers should be tested every 5 years and after 75 every 2 to see if they are still ok behind the wheel.
TheLegendary
Member
Don't worry , we've learned from the best in HGH administration, we must've just gotten a bad batch last year. A lot of our defensive staff is ex Steeler folk including Kevin Greene. Since his time as a Steeler his knowledge of PEDs has increased tenfold thanks to his stint as a professional wrestler. They put football players to shame with their juiciness (respect it). Do you have any ex wrestlers on your staff? I think not. Dont worry. We are in good,unnaturally strong, hands.
You underestimate the Steelers PED research. We looked in the pro wrestling route but discounted it because our players hearts would explode in the 4th quarter.
Also Greene lost in Pros v. Joes. Don't get your hopes up!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Lord Brady was 1st before it was cool
Bolt Vanderhuge
Member
He already said he was going to a Wisconsin bar.
TheLegendary
Member
Finally got my pass to Dota 2. Let's see how badly I get my ass kicked.
Man this makes me feel old. Talking about passing your driving test? What's next, someone telling us that they saw ther first boob (to be fair this being GAF I am sure some posters have gone 30 years until they see one)?
At my age I will probably talking about getting my prostate checked pretty soon while you kids are taking driving tests and SATs ....
BaltimoreLarry
Member
You're right, it's not. Now this means something
No it doesn't
NFL Top 25 Players by team:
Green Bay-1
New Orleans-2,14
Detroit-3
New England-4,21,23
NY Jets-5
Dallas-6
Arizona-7
Minnesota-8,13
BALTIMORE-9,11,16,20, and 22
San Fran-10,17
Jacksonville-12
Houston-15,25
Philadelphia-18
Pittsburgh-19
NY Giants-24
But Flacco is -253rd, so it balances it out.
Slo! Stand up for your boy.
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
I'm 30, when do we have to start? :\
Anyone know if Sunday Ticket is confirmed for the $199 price for PS3 this year?
Not bad, over here in Ontario we have to go through 3 stages in 5 years.
G1 (learner's permit) - you just take a paper test if you pass it you get your G1, at this point you can drive a car but only accompanied by a passenger and they have to have4 or more years driving with a full license. You can't go on the highway either.
G2 - 1 year after you get your G1 you can go for the G2; or if you take driving school you can take your G2 8 months after you get your G1. This is your road test you just go on residential roads and do three point turn/parallel park etc. Once passed you can go anywhere
G - Full license, you go for this one year after you get your G2. This is the highway test and then they also have you do all the parallel parks and stuff too.
If the Vikes play the Jets I hope they put Kluwe as OLB so he can sack Tebow.
Go from the Right.
Its not like Hunter is any good.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
I wonder....do boys these days even give that much a shit the first time they see real boobs? I mean...we had to scrounge for boob related materials back in the day - there wasn't this internet bullshit. So when I saw my first real one it was like the gods themselves had descended from the clouds and shit. Now, aren't they more like "huh, yup. seen those a bunch."
Real life tits are still exciting.
I think 40. I am 34 and I am not looking forward to it.
This is the one time we can wish we were FMT...
Hopefully in 6 years tech can save us from the annual butthurt..,
Goro Majima
Kitty Genovese Member
hahahahahahahahahaha
Harvin is worth a 2nd since he's a slot receiver, not really a #1. Even Cleveland isn't that dumb....
.....well maybe
There is no substitution for the real deal. Ignore what GAF tells you. Fleshlights and scat porn might satisfy gaming age but won't cut it for most people.
WanderingWind
Mecklemore Is My Favorite Wrapper
Well, yeah. I'm not talking about sex guys. I mean, we barely ever saw tits...I mean, sure we'd catch the second long glimpses in like, Jaws and Jason movies and whatnot, and the occasional Playboy would be brought into school. But now lil bros have tits on tap.
I'm not sure I would've ever left the house...
Cleveland is smarter than that. Atlanta, on the other hand....
Cleveland makes the trade for a 1st and 2nd.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Harvin and Ponder to Baltimore for Flacco
It's not always 40. Sometimes if you go to doctor with certain pee related symptoms, you might get one at 26.
It's not always 40. Sometimes if you go to doctor with certain pee related symptoms, you might get one at 26.
No team will trade for Flacco after he gets his new record-setting contract.
Cool, anything to avoid missing the end of early games that go bit a long. And reduces that wait time between the end of the late games and SNF!
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
John McClain, Texans beat writer stated a couple days ago that the Browns were offering their 2nd first round pick in this draft for Ben Tate straight up. Dont have any idea why the Texans wouldnt do it but he said its because the Texans value the Arian/Tate combo too much.
Just cut my lawn and Im dying here! 92 degrees here but with humidty it feels like 108.
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
Lol this isn't true. Rbs like Ben Tate are a dime a dozen
Texans have a banner, dude.
It's not right to hate Josh Freeman because he's the perfect human being. He has the hair, the looks, the body, the talent, the charisma, EVERYTHING. Is it unfair that he was given everything? Maybe. But he does his best to share his perfection with the rest of society, and I applaud him for it.
Grover Cleveland
Member
XiaNaphryz
LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Only those that start at 4:15. 4:05 starts will remain unchanged.
Pretty sure kids still have lots of sex these days. The difference is that they are all perverted as fuck because of overexposure to the fucked up porn they put out these days. When I was growing up being spit on was one of the biggest insults you could direct at someone. Nowadays that is something girls think is normal during sex.
The truth is that America peaked in the 80s (for the most part). It is all downhill from here.
WTF? You are married?I'm 31 and married now. My life is over
I don't understand anything anymore. Josh Freeman is skinny, FMT is married. The whole damn world has gone crazy!
Bucs got new Endzone cones:
:lol
BaltimoreLarry
Member
I'm 31 and married now. My life is over
It could be worse......
But on a positive note, I'm not old as fuck 30 and have lost 37 pounds since my wife bounced. Feeling pretty awesome.
Ponder would never be able to cut it in Baltimore. Im an FSU fan. He is a WCO QB cant get the ball down field and will get injured playing 2 (1 elite) good D's in the AFC North.
Flacco will lead us to the promise land if we can get cam fired.
I'm 31 and married now. My life is over
Nope. Now you go to think about kids. And deter them for Taco bell.
BannedEpisode
Member
Molecular Biology. If I had more time I'd finish my courses in art history as well but I want to be done.