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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

Didn't see it posted but Eagles RB Deon Lewis was arrested.

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2012/07/09/dion-lewis-arrested-on-felony-charge/

According to Bryan Fitzgerald of the Albany Times-Union, Eagles running back Dion Lewis and his older brother were arrested early Saturday after allegedly banging on the locked doors to a hotel lobby and eventually pulling a fire alarm.

Lewis is charged with a felony count of falsely reporting a fire. He also faces misdemeanor reckless endangerment charges.
 

ChanHuk

Banned
Bucs suck, Seachickens suck, Queefs suck, Donkeys suck, Dolts suck, blah, blah, blah; Raiders glory.

snes seems pretty depressed nowadays. Let's remind him of Jafatty in a buffet line.
 

squicken

Member
I'm stealing this from a HOU reporter. Last three times HPD has arrested an out of town athlete, his team has gone one to eliminate a Houston team in the playoffs

'86 Tim Tueffel and Ron Darling got in a brawl with HPD at a club--Mets over Astros in NLCS

'87 Dale Ellis arrested for resisting arrest--Sonics beat Rockets in playoffs

'91 James Worthy order an escort who was HPD Vice and Lakers beat Rockets in playoffs

So go to Vegas and put money on Vikes over Texans in SB
 
Once football season starts I bet all of these depressing threads go away. Except for Lions fans will be even more depressed.

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Don't really wish ill on anybody though, even Lions fans. Cheer up GAF!
 

bionic77

Member
Once football season starts I bet all of these depressing threads go away. Except for Lions fans will be even more depressed.

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Don't really wish ill on anybody though, even Lions fans. Cheer up GAF!
What are you talking about? Most fans give up by week 6.

Hope only lasts until week 2, then reality sets in.
 

bionic77

Member
some clown begging for attention on the internet doesn't move me. Punching cancer patients, now that gets me fired up.
Are they going to start punching then for halftime? Rodgers might be unstoppable with that motivation. If only those fucking asshole doctors agreed then maybe the Packers could have gone undefeated last season. Once the cancer punching stopped Rodgers looked like shit.

Also the battery life on the 4S is garbage compared to the 4. Apple better fix this shit or I will be looking at the next Nexus phone.
 
Are they going to start punching then for halftime? Rodgers might be unstoppable with that motivation. If only those fucking asshole doctors agreed then maybe the Packers could have gone undefeated last season. Once the cancer punching stopped Rodgers looked like shit.

Also the battery life on the 4S is garbage compared to the 4. Apple better fix this shit or I will be looking at the next Nexus phone.

Going forward pretty much any phone with 4G is going to suck. Just get a phone with a replaceable battery. I have two batteries for my Galaxy Nexus and switch between them when I need.
 

eznark

Banned
Are they going to start punching then for halftime? Rodgers might be unstoppable with that motivation. If only those fucking asshole doctors agreed then maybe the Packers could have gone undefeated last season. Once the cancer punching stopped Rodgers looked like shit.

Also the battery life on the 4S is garbage compared to the 4. Apple better fix this shit or I will be looking at the next Nexus phone.

Yeah, Rodgers really looked like shit last season?
 
http://www.footballperspective.com/random-perspective-on-the-2012-san-francisco-49ers/

Historical look at teams like SF and how they usually regress. History says 8 or 9 wins this year. Also, teams that relied on defense in their breakout year usually regress more than teams that did it with offense. Much more at the link. Stat/analytic type article

Just give him a few minutes to point out why his 49ers team isn't like all those other teams. Something about the goat of nfl coaches and a qb who doesn't throw picks.
 

bionic77

Member
Yeah, Rodgers really looked like shit last season?
He was obviously doing a pretty darn good job as the Packer's system qb until that loss @ KC. I mean he can't seem to run it at the level of Flynn, but he wasn't going to get benched like an Alex Smith or lower tier qb.

To me I thought his level of play fell off from that point until their playoff loss at home. I always assumed his level dipped because somehow either he was no longer able to punch cancer victims or perhaps they started to fight back? Either way I was just trying to be considerate to Packer fans and citing that as the reason for the substandard quality of play instead of assuming it was that he finally remembered he was a backup qb.
 

squicken

Member
Just give him a few minutes to point out why his 49ers team isn't like all those other teams. Something about the goat of nfl coaches and a qb who doesn't throw picks.

The turnovers were touched on. Their takeaways, lack of giveaways, and turnover margin are all incredibly non-sustainable, as are the special teams proficiency. Historically, the 49ers are a 8.5 win team in 2012

The teams that have good records year after year have good offenses
 

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Priest Holmes: Some concussions ‘changed the color of the sky’:

Former All-Pro running back Priest Holmes isn't one of the more than 2,000 ex-NFL players involved in lawsuits against the NFL for various concussion protocol and effects, but he's got some interesting things to say about what concussions do to a player on the field. When he recently spoke to FoxSports.com, Holmes recalled that violent head hits can do a lot more than just give one a case of the "buzzies." In some instances, the concussed can feel very much like he's on another planet. The sky itself can change to colors the sky shouldn't be at a particular time.

"This color obviously isn't going to be blue. It can be a color that can be orange. It can be red. The sky could turn green," Holmes told Chris Corbellini. "There's even an episode where you see a clear light, like light at the end of the tunnel."


That wasn't the only effect of those hits. Holmes, who played for the Baltimore Ravens and Kansas City Chiefs from 1997 through 2005 (with a brief attempt at a comeback in 2007) and led the NFL in rushing with 1,555 yards in 2001, said that he feels many of the complaints shared by his former colleagues.

"As much as I loved it [football], that same love now has put me in situations that I have to live with," he said."The frontal headaches, the migraines. Laying in bed, it's tough to get out mornings just because of the pain that is setting in with an arthritic condition, it's things like that that you never would have really thought about."

There are those who would say that these players were supposed to have understood the risks inherent in what they did, but that's a large part of what the current class-action suits are all about. Many players claim that the league held concussion data away from the players to facilitate their increased performance on the field.

The NFL can and will deny that all it wants, but when you see Colt McCoy of the Cleveland Browns trotted back onto the field without a supposedly required SCAT concussion test after James Harrison of the Pittsburgh Steelers clearly laid him out with a vicious (but unrealized) upper-body hit, it's hard to take the NFL seriously. That McCoy story isn't in the historical archives; it happened late last season.

Holmes' former Baltimore teammate Jamal Lewis is part of those concussion lawsuits, as is Tony Dorsett, one of Holmes' idols. No matter what happens in the courts, Holmes just wishes there was more awareness of the problem, as opposed to the NFL's claptrap about player safety.

"Take some time off. You need some rest," Holmes said he was told by specialists after a 2005 hit by then-San Diego Chargers linebacker Shawne Merriman, advice that had him really worried. "Other than that, there was no treatment. There was nothing they could provide for me. Was it a lack of research? Or was it just a step that hasn't been developed by the league?

"That was just seven years ago, and the league has been around for a lot longer than those seven years."


More should have been done then, and more needs to be done now. That's as obvious (or, in some cases, even more obvious) than the color of the sky.
 

squicken

Member
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...uest-mmqb-bruce-allen/index.html?eref=writers

Thought this was a funny anecdote from Bruce Allen

In 1964 I was sitting in the back seat of his car on the way to Bears training camp at St. Joseph's College in Rensselaer, Indiana while George Halas and my father were discussing personnel and objectives for the team. I caught him staring at me in the rear view mirror, noticing how intently I was trying to follow the conversation. He turned to me at one point and said: "That's great you want to learn about the team, I think it's time you learn your first cuss word."

After a slight pause, Halas looked at my father for approval (not that he needed it). He continued: "You can only use this word on a really bad person, someone you really hate or who did something very very bad." He then made me acknowledge that I understood, to which I responded: "Yes, Coach!" After what seemed like the longest minute ever, he turned around and said one word with an intensity that I had never seen: "PACKER." And then he added: "Don't tell your mom I told you!"
 
Gisele Bündchen <3 Talking about women, I find that the cheerleaders of the Patriots are not so beautiful that much.

My French friend, let me ask you this one simple question.

Who's more handsome/pretty Tom Brady of Gisele Bundchen ?

The answer is and always will be Tom
 

bionic77

Member
Just give him a few minutes to point out why his 49ers team isn't like all those other teams. Something about the goat of nfl coaches and a qb who doesn't throw picks.
FMT is right. The Niners are different because they have an all time doucher coach and a bust of a first pick of a qb, whose own team isn't even sure they wanted to bring him back.

That said 8 wins is still probably enough to win that division by 3 or 4 games so FMT should still be around for the postseason. There are still 2 NFC West teams that Ben hasn't beaten in the Superbowl so perhaps it is their year.
 
FMT is right. The Niners are different because they have an all time doucher coach and a bust of a first pick of a qb, whose own team isn't even sure they wanted to bring him back.

That said 8 wins is still probably enough to win that division by 3 or 4 games so FMT should still be around for the postseason. There are still 2 NFC West teams that Ben hasn't beaten in the Superbowl so perhaps it is their year.

Seahawks are 1, who is the other?
 

Sanjuro

Member
PA bros should stick together.

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