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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

XiaNaphryz

LATIN, MATRIPEDICABUS, DO YOU SPEAK IT
Sportsbook at MGM Grand:

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JABEE

Member
The Eagles could have a really good season. I think flying under the radar and getting away from the Dream Team BS of last year will help them. I hope the team's run defense as a whole can improve with the addition of Cox and Ryans up the middle.
 
The Eagles could have a really good season. I think flying under the radar and getting away from the Dream Team BS of last year will help them. I hope the team's run defense as a whole can improve with the addition of Cox and Ryans up the middle.

Shored up 2 very important positions for that team with arguably the best DT in the draft and a veteran LB, where you had garbage play last year. If Vick can stay healthy, Shady continues to progress as a top RB, your receivers don't die, and the defense becomes somewhat reliable, I think you may be right about having a really good season.

But I doubt any of that happens and you guys have a mediocre season while wondering whether or not Cox will be as big of a bust as Brandon Graham!
 

JABEE

Member
Shored up 2 very important positions for that team with arguably the best DT in the draft and a veteran LB, where you had garbage play last year. If Vick can stay healthy, Shady continues to progress as a top RB, your receivers don't die, and the defense becomes somewhat reliable, I think you may be right about having a really good season.

But I doubt any of that happens and you guys have a mediocre season while wondering whether or not Cox will be as big of a bust as Brandon Graham!

Brandon Graham will be back. He had microfracture surgery. He's not a bust. :( Pierre-Paul or Earl Thomas should have been an Eagle.
 

Wes

venison crêpe
Alligatorjandro pushing his fruit agenda in the OT.

Saying all apples look the same is like saying the Browns are as bad as the Jaguars.
 
Hows Aldon Smith's DUI going?

fine? dade county dropped the charges. don't cast stones when you have a CB who tag teamed with his mom to rob their own cousin or whatever the deviants on the bucs do!

p.s.

niners best odds in the league to win the superbowl. fuck niners age is going to run this place if we win it this year.... makes my balls sweat just thinking about the deliciousness!
 

Godslay

Banned
more like elvis dumbervil. lol... Lol... LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

I know that he got arrested, but I'm not sure exactly what went down. Here's an Adam Schefter tweet:

July 15, 2012 Elvis Dumervil's attorney, Harvey Steinberg, on his client's arrest this weekend: "No charges have been filed. No aggravated assault or assault took place. And it is likely that once the full investigation is complete, no charges will be filed against Mr. Dumervil.

Furthermore:

Vic Lombardi ‏@VicLombardi
The alleged incident did not occur at a nightclub. It happened in the middle of the afternoon. No charges have been filed.

Some insider info:

Darren McKee ‏@dmac1043
I got some scoop on the Elvis stuff - I will be shocked - SHOCKED - if anything comes from it. Sounds very much like wrong place wrong time

Darren McKee ‏@dmac1043
Do NOT expect charges to ever be filed and don't expect elvis to miss ANY time. I'll let the real reporters tell u the details but Elvis

Darren McKee ‏@dmac1043
Will be okay. Don't rush to judgement on this one. Elvis IS one of the good guys
 

Rorschach

Member
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i'm guessing bitch/pussy/twat/c*** are now banned, but what about cocksucker? does it disparage people who do in fact suck cock? i'm just asking, not trying to be a smart ass. need clarification.

"Cunt" is apparently ok if you're a Boston fan. It all depends on the mod and their mood. Pussy and bitch are banned? Mass forum culling incoming!
 

bionic77

Member
there were a lot of people that said the niners had incompetent owners and we would never be successful again until the team was sold. it's an easy excuse for people to justify being bandwagoners.

"uh yeah the owner sucks i'm done! what can i do!? we'll never win with this owner!"
I am still pretty sure he is retarded. One good season in 10+ won't change my opinion on that.

When it comes to ownership in the NFL it is the Rooneys and then everyone else. Worst owners are probably the Glazers though. I don't have against poor people but they probably should not own NFL or pro soccer teams. And definitely not both!
 
I am still pretty sure he is retarded. One good season in 10+ won't change my opinion on that.

When it comes to ownership in the NFL it is the Rooneys and then everyone else. Worst owners are probably the Glazers though. I don't have against poor people but they probably should not own NFL or pro soccer teams. And definitely not both!

the rooneys are fucking scumbags who break NFL rules and receive no penalties. they also treat their coaches like shit. mike tomlin is a puppet for the rooneys. the steelers have been relevant for like the last 8 years, which is fine, but they will soon return to their 80's/90's status: a garbage team that no one gives a shit about
 

LJ11

Member
Isiah Thomas doesn't ice skate.

Welcome back.

That about sums up Dolan. If he trusts/likes you, he'll give you free reign to do whatever you want with mountains of cash. Too bad he loves/trusts idiots.

Sather was the hockey equivalent of Isiah, but Sather's failures forced him to change, or rather he cared more about fishing trips than being GM so he let capable men handle the hockey business. They also got lucky.
 

bionic77

Member
the rooneys are fucking scumbags who break NFL rules and receive no penalties. they also treat their coaches like shit. mike tomlin is a puppet for the rooneys. the steelers have been relevant for like the last 8 years, which is fine, but they will soon return to their 80's/90's status: a garbage team that no one gives a shit about
We went to 4 AFC championships in the 90s! And we would have won some back then but we didn't have an elite qb (you know that feel bro).

Also dont be a bitch hypocrite. If you trusted Goodells evidence against the Saints then you can't turn around and say you dont trust the same brain trust who found us innocent!

Tomlin aint nobodies puppet. He has championships on his resume and movie star good looks! Unlike that ugly backup qb that you call a coach Tomlin has done it at every coaching level! Speaking of puppets next time I am in San Fran I need a good caddie, can you check with Alex and let me know if he is available?
 
Just leaving the urgent care with my 5 year old. Concussions are scary shit.

Maybe I shouldn't make fun of players for being soft about this anymore. I'm a changed man.
 
We went to 4 AFC championships in the 90s! And we would have won some back then but we didn't have an elite qb (you know that feel bro).

Also dont be a bitch hypocrite. If you trusted Goodells evidence against the Saints then you can't turn around and say you dont trust the same brain trust who found us innocent!

Tomlin aint nobodies puppet. He has championships on his resume and movie star good looks! Unlike that ugly backup qb that you call a coach Tomlin has done it at every coaching level! Speaking of puppets next time I am in San Fran I need a good caddie, can you check with Alex and let me know if he is available?

1. the afc was a pathetic conference in the 80's and 90's. NFC won like 25 straight superbowls or something, so i give the steelers no credit for GETTING to afc title games against joke competition. they should have actually been beat by harbaugh and his group of nobodies too

2. who said i trusted goddells evidence?!

3. tomlin is absolutely a puppet. he didn't want arians gone, too bad. he didn't want todd haley, too bad. he has no say in the organization or even the team that's on the field. oh sure, he spouts off one-liners like "AWWW YEA WE GON RAISE HELL IN DECEMBER! YEP!" but he is an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing!

in regards to alex being a caddy, he has stepped up his game to being an actual golfer. he only caddies for superior golfers, and jim harbaugh is one of the greatest golfers on the planet. check out this drive by alex to prove my point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqoq4BS8p0
 

Milchjon

Member
Just leaving the urgent care with my 5 year old. Concussions are scary shit.

Maybe I shouldn't make fun of players for being soft about this anymore. I'm a changed man.

Concussions are no joke. I had two of them and I'm pretty sure they left some traces. That's why I hate how nonchalant some football fans are about this issue.

Hope your kid will be fine. May I ask what happened?
 

Godslay

Banned
1. the afc was a pathetic conference in the 80's and 90's. NFC won like 25 straight superbowls or something, so i give the steelers no credit for GETTING to afc title games against joke competition. they should have actually been beat by harbaugh and his group of nobodies too

2. who said i trusted goddells evidence?!

3. tomlin is absolutely a puppet. he didn't want arians gone, too bad. he didn't want todd haley, too bad. he has no say in the organization or even the team that's on the field. oh sure, he spouts off one-liners like "AWWW YEA WE GON RAISE HELL IN DECEMBER! YEP!" but he is an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing!

in regards to alex being a caddy, he has stepped up his game to being an actual golfer. he only caddies for superior golfers, and jim harbaugh is one of the greatest golfers on the planet. check out this drive by alex to prove my point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqoq4BS8p0

Good god... at this pace will you have anything left for the regular season?


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He got right back up too.

Even threw a td to Ocho for the lulz.

I was impressed when he popped back up. I thought it for sure killed him and the road to the Superbowl had been opened up for Tebow, even if it wasn't the playoff game.
 
1. the afc was a pathetic conference in the 80's and 90's. NFC won like 25 straight superbowls or something, so i give the steelers no credit for GETTING to afc title games against joke competition. they should have actually been beat by harbaugh and his group of nobodies too

2. who said i trusted goddells evidence?!

3. tomlin is absolutely a puppet. he didn't want arians gone, too bad. he didn't want todd haley, too bad. he has no say in the organization or even the team that's on the field. oh sure, he spouts off one-liners like "AWWW YEA WE GON RAISE HELL IN DECEMBER! YEP!" but he is an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing!

in regards to alex being a caddy, he has stepped up his game to being an actual golfer. he only caddies for superior golfers, and jim harbaugh is one of the greatest golfers on the planet. check out this drive by alex to prove my point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqoq4BS8p0

Shakespeare in this bitc piece?

FMT's in regular season form.
 

bionic77

Member
1. the afc was a pathetic conference in the 80's and 90's. NFC won like 25 straight superbowls or something, so i give the steelers no credit for GETTING to afc title games against joke competition. they should have actually been beat by harbaugh and his group of nobodies too

2. who said i trusted goddells evidence?!

3. tomlin is absolutely a puppet. he didn't want arians gone, too bad. he didn't want todd haley, too bad. he has no say in the organization or even the team that's on the field. oh sure, he spouts off one-liners like "AWWW YEA WE GON RAISE HELL IN DECEMBER! YEP!" but he is an idiot, full of sound and fury signifying nothing!

in regards to alex being a caddy, he has stepped up his game to being an actual golfer. he only caddies for superior golfers, and jim harbaugh is one of the greatest golfers on the planet. check out this drive by alex to prove my point: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHqoq4BS8p0
1. FMT cmon. In this one post I am seeing more flip-flopping than Tom Brady after a defender looks at him the wrong way. I didn't join this forum yesterday. For the past almost 10 years I have been reading you break down like a bitch every October and give up on the season and tell us that you would eat 100 bags of rancid dicks just to make the playoffs. Now the Niners win the division and all of a sudden division championships and AFC Championship appearances don't mean anything?
2. You think the Saints are innocent or Freeman is really skinny?
3. Everyone on the Steelers has a job and just because our owners actually understand football and pick competent people for the GM and head of scouts doesn't mean Tomlin is a bitch. I personally don't give a fuck who calls what shots as long as we keep winning, whcih we have been doing for the last 20+ years so obviously they know what they are doing. Can you say the same after looking at the York's record? The Rooneys helped shape this league and make their money on football and illegal gambling. Jebb York got ownership of a football team because he married Eddie' D's slutty and fugly sister.

:jnc @ your explanation for why Alex is a caddy. You call Tomlin a bitch for not being the GM of the Steelers and then you try and save face for your small handed qb when he goes around caddying for his coach like his job depended on it? The more likely explanation for why Alex is Harbaugh's caddy is that his contract requires him to the coaches sex gimp and caddy or possibly that Harbaugh refuses to play from the ladies tees, definitely the only ones such a limp wristed man like Alex could play from.
 
1. FMT cmon. In this one post I am seeing more flopping than Tom Brady after a defender looks at him the wrong way. I didn't join this forum yesterday. For the past almost 10 years I have been reading you break down like a bitch every October and give up on the season and tell us that you would eat 100 bags of rancid dicks just to make the playoffs. Now the Niners win the division and all of a sudden division championships and AFC Championship appearances don't mean anything?
2. You think the Saints are innocent or Freeman is really skinny?
3. Everyone on the Steelers has a job and just because our owners actually understand football and pick competent people for the GM and head of scouts doesn't mean Tomlin is a bitch. I personally don't give a fuck who calls what shots as long as we keep winning, whcih we have been doing for the last 20+ years so obviously they know what they are doing. Can you say the same after looking at the York's record? The Rooneys helped shape this league and make their money on football and illegal gambling. Jebb York got ownership of a football team because he married Eddie' D's slutty and fugly sister.

:jnc @ your explanation for why Alex is a caddy. You call Tomlin a bitch for not being the GM of the Steelers and then you try and save face for your small handed qb when he goes around caddying for his coach like his job depended on it? The more likely explanation for why Alex is Harbaugh's caddy is that his contract requires him to the coaches sex gimp and caddy or possibly that Harbaugh refuses to play from the ladies tees, definitely the only ones such a limp wristed man like Alex could play from.

A. AFC championship appearances in the 80's and 90's shouldn't be considered anything worthy of merit. just a bunch of awful teams. its like if you went to a party full of obese people and scored a 3-some then asked me for props. sorry bro, can't give it!

B. the only thing the saints are guilty of is getting destroyed by alex smith. but then again, many teams are guilty of this crime, including the steelers

C. keep winning? lulz. you lost to a fullback playing QB last year. your owners have no idea what they're doing and neither does tomlin. all your team is good for is complaining that goddell fines them for illegal hits. maybe if they laid off the HGH and steroids for a bit they would get it through their thick skulls what they can and can't do on a football field

D. i didn't call tomlin a bitch, i called him a puppet. and that's exactly what he is: a bitch puppet. alex and jim developed a friendship just before the lockout and it has carrier over. alex was 99% sure he was gone, to never don the red and gold again. but harbs pulled him back in. harbaugh saw the potential there and a friendship bond was formed that can never be broken. alex didn't need to caddy for harbs, he wanted to because he respects his coach.

roofles could learn a thing or two about respect for his coach by not questioning his coaches decisions and also by not raping people so he doesn't get suspended
 
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