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Such a classic.
If for nothing else we all owe a great debt to Drew Brees for his idiocy. Now no matter how bad your team or favorite player looks this is the ultimate get out of jail card.
Tampa Bay broke and can't afford to run an actual NFL team? Show me the evidence!
San Francisco's owner so stupid that he forgot to pay for the electric bill before a MNF game? Show me the evidence!
James Harrison's body looks like something out of a comic book and that along with his rage seem to point to a PED user, but fuck that because I have never been shown any evidence!
I am foregoing all sexual contact with women so I can be a champion like Eli and in the process I will let my brother fuck my wife/gf so that she remains satisfied.
It is long but I guarantee greatness if you use my name (and follow its principles).
You can forget the third.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Found this at a discount clothing retailer in San Jose. There were no other jerseys to be found, only this one. This is a sign! Ravens superbowl! It was 3 dollars, so I bought it. There is no way this XXL jersey is going to fit me, but this has to be a "lucky" jersey.
Big Bang Theory?
Is that like that program they do for Superbowl losers where they send the merchandise to a 3rd world country? I know San Jose is not quite a 3rd world country but I imagine it is kind of the same thing.Found this at a discount clothing retailer in San Jose. There were no other jerseys to be found, only this one. This is a sign! Ravens superbowl! It was 3 dollars, so I bought it. There is no way this XXL jersey is going to fit me, but this has to be a "lucky" jersey.
Hey by the way. I am feeling generous. I was thinking of getting you a jersey to show that Ravens and Steelers fans can be friends. I am going to get you a customized Flacco jersey with L33T for the number. What size should I get it in?
BlackGhost
Banned
Some of the parts had be rolling, excited to keep watching. Still haven't had a chance to watch the yet though
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Large. Do they even make them smaller?
What size shoes are you? There were only one pair of these at the goodwill. Is this NFL-Secret Santa?
11.5Large. Do they even make them smaller?
What size shoes are you? There were only one pair of these at the goodwill. Is this NFL-Secret Santa?
Save your money. I already have 3 pairs of those. I am not only the owner, I am also the motherfucking creator of those masterpieces!
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I can feel the hype for The Dark Knight Rises in me.....rise
BlackGhost
Banned
Hahahah I'm started to get pretty hyped also. Might actually go c a movie in theaters for full price for once
Found this at a discount clothing retailer in San Jose. There were no other jerseys to be found, only this one. This is a sign! Ravens superbowl! It was 3 dollars, so I bought it. There is no way this XXL jersey is going to fit me, but this has to be a "lucky" jersey.
After you wash the blood and semen out of it you should make it into a dress and gift it
yankeehater
Member
Me to. I am planning to rewatch BB and TDK this week to get ready.
If you take that away I am not even sure it could still be classified as a Ravens jersey.After you wash the blood and semen out of it you should make it into a dress and gift it
ViperVisor
Member
"Romo doesn't have near the running game that Flacco has had every year"
Dallas yards per carry has been higher every year.
Overall from 08 on. Dallas 7419 yards at 4.43 per / Baltimore 8403 yards at 4.20 per
Skip's Tebow stuff is comical and irrelevant so who cares. But his Romo apologies are pathetic. He just spews a string of crap. Like his coaching sucks. His O-line isn't great. Terrell Owens.
Eli has also always had the better defense. Ignore 2009 with the Giants gave up 11 points more per game.
It is insulting to a 49ers fan cause it diminishes the feat of emerging from the absolute suck of the previous years .
Dallas yards per carry has been higher every year.
Overall from 08 on. Dallas 7419 yards at 4.43 per / Baltimore 8403 yards at 4.20 per
Skip's Tebow stuff is comical and irrelevant so who cares. But his Romo apologies are pathetic. He just spews a string of crap. Like his coaching sucks. His O-line isn't great. Terrell Owens.
Eli has also always had the better defense. Ignore 2009 with the Giants gave up 11 points more per game.
It is insulting to a 49ers fan cause it diminishes the feat of emerging from the absolute suck of the previous years .
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
I forgive them
yankeehater
Member
It is so funny to listen to Skip before every year, he always goes on about how much talent the Cowboys have and how great they are going to be. Then once the season is over and they dont do anything it is because Romo has to do it all himself. It is repeating again this year since he has already picked the Cowboys to win the NFC east.
The solution is not to watch ESPN.
That network has gone to shit. I still use their website for news but generally anyone they put on tv is an idiot or is just trolling for attention by making outlandish statements (i.e. Skip). It might be just be but the quality of their video for live broadcasts is always amazing so they have that part down, but at the same time they have the worst announcing teams for every sport as well.
Doubt I'll see it this weekend...I'm so lazy.
I still haven't seen the Avengers.
BlackGhost
Banned
I feel your pain Kave_man, dollar movies here we comeDoubt I'll see it this weekend...I'm so lazy.
I still haven't seen the Avengers.
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Doubt I'll see it this weekend...I'm so lazy.
I still haven't seen the Avengers.
Same. But I don't see any movies. Last movie I saw in the theater was Tinker, Tailor, Solider, Spy, and before that....no clue. But I have seen Brave, Madagascar 3, Dispicable Me, etc. Kids run the ship.
By the way, kid is fine. Fell off a picnic table bench back onto concrete. Mild concussion, she's fine. Handled the CT like a champ.
BlackGhost
Banned
Last movie I saw in theaters was transformers 2 I believe.... I fell asleep during it
yankeehater
Member
You made a smart choice.
Futurevoid
Member
I swear you're almost as bitchy as Skylar!BigAT said:
Of course I'm watching. MAGNETS BITCH!
BaltimoreLarry
Member
Just wrestled with Direct TV for 30 minutes to get the Sunday Ticket for free. No Go. I did get 15 bucks off a month for the next year though.
Last year, I was calling them for something else, was talking to the dude on the phone about my divorce drama, and he offered the ticket for free. A real American hero.
Last year, I was calling them for something else, was talking to the dude on the phone about my divorce drama, and he offered the ticket for free. A real American hero.
BlackGhost
Banned
It's about time they paid him, good for him great player.
Jay Cutler is smiling right now
Jay Cutler is physically unable to smile.
What's this now?
Dutch Gronk
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Is there a 'Bane-ify my avatar'-thread or something ?
BaltimoreLarry
Member
With Forte and McCoy getting contracts, Ray Rice has to know his value. Time to sign.
Why do some teams have their rookies report so early? Is there some benefit I don't know about for them showing up weeks ahead of the vets?
BlackGhost
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Really don't want to hear about revis holding out again on all the sports channels again this year -_-
TheLegendary
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Bears suck
BlackGhost
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Reps , learning schemes, fixing mistakes, etc
FrenchMovieTheme
Member
RGIII a no show at redskins camp. Lolololollllll great trade you made there skins!
thats his i fucked a ton of your white bitches dance
What is going on with Direct/Dish and Viacom? My 10 year old nephew was spazzing over losing Nickelodeon.