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NFL Off-Season |OT3| Josh Freeman is fat and eats too much food. Fat. Fatty. Fatfat.

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chuckddd

Fear of a GAF Planet
RBH said:
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=39947993#post39947993
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squicken

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Godslay said:
Bryant sure. At this point Dumervile is up in the air. More details need to come out, but it doesn't sound like much is going to happen at this point.
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Sorry bro but Doom's going to get suspended for awhile

The accusers in the Impala stated that Dumervil and Auguste approached them and displayed their firearms as traffic was at a standstill. An employee at Victoria's Secret witnessed the incident and called police. According to the police report, much of her statement concurred with the alleged victim's statements
In 2010, Dumervil was cited for disturbing the peace and assault in connection with an incident at the Broncos' home game against the Oakland Raiders. At the time, Steinberg said Dumervil forgot his credentials and a security guard refused to let him in the stadium's entrance for players. Words were exchanged, but the matter was settled when another Broncos official vouched for Dumervil and he was allowed into the stadium, Steinberg said.

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Court records show Dumervil has pleaded guilty in six traffic cases in Littleton, Aurora and Douglas County since 2006, including charges of speeding more than 20 mph over the speed limit and driving with a suspended license.

Read more: Elvis Dumervil not carrying a gun at his arrest in Miami, sources say - The Denver Post http://www.denverpost.com/broncos/c...urce=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter#ixzz20qTjYGjW
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Plinko

Wildcard berths that can't beat teams without a winning record should have homefield advantage
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Future NFL MVP right there. Total swag.

Look at him. Those eyes are piercing your soul through the glasses. His face is shaped like a perfect circle ready to roll straight into America's hearts.
 
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bionic77

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Plinko said:
Future NFL MVP right there. Total swag.

Look at him. Those eyes are piercing your soul through the glasses. His face is shaped like a perfect circle ready to roll straight into America's hearts.
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His face is so fat you can't see his bone structure. While I am pretty sure that tub of lard is going to have a heart attack by the time he is 30 in theory it would seem that having a head made of fat would help protect you from serious concussions.

Maybe fat is the future of quarterbacking.
 
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Alligatorjandro

Banned
bionic77 said:
His face is so fat you can't see his bone structure. While I am pretty sure that tub of lard is going to have a heart attack by the time he is 30 in theory it would seem that having a head made of fat would help protect you from serious concussions.

Maybe fat is the future of quarterbacking.
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Big Ben is/was basically the white Freeman
 
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Zeke

Member
I never got all these DUI busts. You make so much money get a fucking limo or hire a personal driver why even take the chance of getting pulled over like that.
 
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squicken

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http://www.footballperspective.com/random-perspective-on-the-2012-new-orleans-saints/

Okay this is such a simple yet brilliant observation. Passing records are falling b/c finally the guys who throw the ball the best are throwing it the most. Used to be bad QBs on shit teams would throw the most as their teams fell behind. Troy Aikman was an amazingly efficient passer but Dallas was so run heavy. While we all know that it worked out okay for them, what is unknown is whether it would have worked out better had they relied more on the pass

Really, this guy's stuff is worth a read every day. Good CFB stuff as well once the season starts
 
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squicken

Member
RBH said:
It's downhill from there, unfortunately.

Awesome cinematography and soundtrack though.
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I'm struggling through it. Thing is, the music and sort of vibe of the film is like a mix of Less Than Zero and Heat. Kind of why I've really stopped watching movies. No real surprises anymore
 
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squicken

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lol fell asleep during Drive. Really does go downhill. But I will say that despite looking ridiculous with his eye job I thought Albert Brooks was good.
 
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squicken

Member
Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant pushed his mother on Saturday in an incident that wound up with Bryant arrested for misdemeanor family violence.

A source told ESPNDallas.com that Bryant and his half brother had been in an argument before Bryant ended up pushing his mother. Police were called at that time, although the police didn’t arrest Bryant until Monday. Bryant’s mother did not need to be taken to the hospital for injuries.

Bryant’s mother, Angela Bryant, has had a number of run-ins with the law, including spending 18 months in prison during Dez’s childhood for selling crack cocaine. Dolphins General Manager Jeff Ireland caused a stir at the 2010 NFL Scouting Combine for asking Bryant if his mother was a prostitute.

Although Bryant has never been arrested before, he has had other incidents with police, including being detained early this year after an alleged altercation at a nightclub in Miami, and having off-duty police working security at a Dallas-area mall telling him he was banned from the premises. The family violence arrest could lead to Bryant facing discipline from the league office.
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Man it's hard to make fun of him here. Such a crappy upbringing he's had. He's a grown ass man now so he's responsible for his actions, and if he actually roughed up his mom then he gets no sympathy for that. He and all those guys from that area of Texas have always been told to cut ties but they just never do it.
 
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cajunator

Banned
squicken said:
http://www.footballperspective.com/random-perspective-on-the-2012-new-orleans-saints/

Okay this is such a simple yet brilliant observation. Passing records are falling b/c finally the guys who throw the ball the best are throwing it the most. Used to be bad QBs on shit teams would throw the most as their teams fell behind. Troy Aikman was an amazingly efficient passer but Dallas was so run heavy. While we all know that it worked out okay for them, what is unknown is whether it would have worked out better had they relied more on the pass

Really, this guy's stuff is worth a read every day. Good CFB stuff as well once the season starts
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It used to be "3 yards and a cloud of dust" but now its "fuck it Im going deep and a wide receiver is actually there to catch it"
 
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